We Challenge You To A Duel!

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The only way to settle this little "feud" is man to man - gay to gay!

Dear Jason Gummi Bear Davis,

It's on bitch!

Thursday, July 19th at 5 PM

Meet Perez outside of Kitson on Robertson Blvd. for a little face-off.

Let's see who can run a mile the ~~fattest~~ fastest. Then, we can have a hot dog eating competition. And, after we beat your ass, you can take us on a little well-deserved shopping spree.

We should have Harvey Levin from TMZ referee and come up with a tie-break if necessary.

We're not joking, Gum Gum.

See you there or you lose!

Perez

P.S. If you come out to watch the girlfight, wear your Team Perez t-shirts!

Posted: Jul 18, 2007 at 7:19 pm / Email this »

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mtg says – reply to this

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Go Gummi Bear. Kick Perez's ass.
chaser says – reply to this

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as a chub chaser / encourager, I'd pay money to see this and to feed you
Jeff says – reply to this

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Perez, you rule!!
Kathie says – reply to this

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Oh if only this was on Pay-Per-View! You go Girl!!! I got my $$ on Perez.
Dixie says – reply to this

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Run his flipping azz into the ground p-nasty. Run it!!
heeeheee says – reply to this

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"We're not joking, Gum Gum".

BWAAAAHAHAHAHHA!!! Good stuff here, Perez.
S. says – reply to this

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oh fo sho we're coming!!
paris hilton says – reply to this

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Good luck perez!!:)
xoxo
speaknoevil says – reply to this

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OMG ahahahahaha! I was laughing the whole time I was reading this. The people who take this too seriously should just go drown themselves somewhere because they lack H-U-M-O-R! Go Perez!
mtg says – reply to this

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another desperate attempt for publicity by Perez. Jesus, and in front of Kitson. Get some class you fat fuck.
huh says – reply to this

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who is jason davis?
LorenitaDeLasLorenitas says – reply to this

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Gummi bear mendiga bola de cevo! Love you Perez. Don't make this guy anymore famous.
Blaiz says – reply to this

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I don't have time to order my shirt!!

Perez, I want you to make at t-shirt with the logo on the top right, including "The Queen of All Media"!
d says – reply to this

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DO YOU WAN SEE PEREZ HILTON MAN BOOBS ON THE BEACH….
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Eric says – reply to this

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You've reached a new low!!! This is just over pathetic!!! Please never stop to analyse your life for even a second, cuase I'm sure that would end up with your suicide Perez!!! You're life is pathetic, just as you… and everything you do and say confirms it! Sad little person… and you feel is "cool" to challenge another "nobody" like you as if it was something amusing…. get a real life, and try to improve yourself not defeat another pig like you!!! Bye
josh says – reply to this

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hey
Choke on a Dog says – reply to this

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Perez, do me a favor. Choke!!!! Choke on those dogs.
Bitch, Please says – reply to this

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This is truely pathetic. A childish attempt at media attention. You're just starting to get ridiculous Perez….
I HATE JOSH says – reply to this

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I love you perez. This is too funny. I think you could take him in the (naked) mile run lol, but as for the hot dog eating contest he looks like hes had alot of experience at that!

team perez babe
Yuma says – reply to this

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Perez– I wanna suck your dick. hahaha THe Davis' are scum.
go Perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz says – reply to this

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I'll bet anything that Gummi wont show… Why? Well, because there's a good chance he cant read, and if he can, he's obviously not 'net savvy (if he was, how could he see pics online of himself and not go on a diet), so he probably hasnt read this site or challenge. Therefore Perez wins by default…
someones a doughboy says – reply to this

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i wish i wasnt home for the summer or i would be front row and center taping this shit!
Nit Picky says – reply to this

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Perez, gay men are NOT women. Can you stop being "just one of the girls"….please? You're not going to have a girlfight with two men.
mercy Argentina che! says – reply to this

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i love gummi CAUSE HES RICH BUT HE HELPS PEOPLE OUT AND WHEN HES DRUNK HE JUST KEEPS TALKING SO MANY THINGS LIKE HE LIKES MEXICAN PEOPLE AND STUF

AND I LIKE PEREZ ALSO

I LOVE THEM NIGGAZ
Whatever says – reply to this

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This shit is getting old.
rooroo says – reply to this

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it would really be great if you guys could do this on Southpark.
Chase says – reply to this

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If only this would actually happen…
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Progressive politics and pop culture.
jess says – reply to this

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can't wait.
paula says – reply to this

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gummi and his brother both need to get out of the cameras and let everyone just forget about them and their pathetic lives. TEAM PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Samantha says – reply to this

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Man to man? How about douche to douche?
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Is this actually going to occur?
Mandy says – reply to this

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I better see that on YouTube!!!!
GO GET 'EM HONEY!
BRITTANY says – reply to this

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GO PEREZ!!!!GO PEREZ!!!!!!!!GO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HIM WHOS BOSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon says – reply to this

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Breathe on him with your stinky mouth and then blast him with crotch odor
monique says – reply to this

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PEREZ is getting Hialeah on his ass…

he knows what i mean….

BTW- gummi wont show up for the hot dog contest- he will be too busy removing the existing hot dogs in his ass and even starting right now- he will surely not nearly ready by tommorrow
baby neenie says – reply to this

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perezzz is gonna winnnnn! fuh-reaking love you.
neenie face says – reply to this

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perez is gonnnaaaaa winnnnnn!!!! fuh-reaking love you. :]
mari says – reply to this

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perez you amaze me with your tactics in putting yourself in the realm of social consciousness. You can only have my support in this publicity stunt. Gummi though most probably won't show up…tsk… the VH1 prod crew more likely.
MN! says – reply to this

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Pretty much could not love you more Perezzers. You are just hysterical. BTW, you held your own on The View…I know you will win!
Jamie says – reply to this

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I'm sure Gummi will be busy eating. No way is he running a mile.
youknowit says – reply to this

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who ever does go, please videotape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
K\ says – reply to this

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Ohhhhh… What I wold give to see this shit go down!
You rock, Perez…
Kick some Davis ASS!
TR says – reply to this

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Woohoo!! Wish I could see this happen. Go Perez! Kick, Gummi the fake blonde nightmare's a**!!!
KarmaVuitton says – reply to this

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You Better Do It Baby! Do it for the REAL gays. Do it for the fat kids of america!

Rock it out boo!
Trish says – reply to this

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Kick the douches ass perez!!!
You're fabulous!
Mirrisha says – reply to this

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#104 - Vita Ex says:
god, to live in LA again…
watching Perez win will be like getting a hug from Jesus.
God speed, Perez, god fuckin’ speed
xoxoxo

Hahahahaha, so true so true! I love you Perez. Your my hero!
Daniel says – reply to this

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Kick his ass preze. i cant go to yer little throw down but ill be on this site. faster then a NBA player is on a white woman. Looking for updates!
Daniel says – reply to this

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gummi bear is a douche bag!
Lauren Claire says – reply to this

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Mr. Perezhilton, make us proud!!
adiarrey says – reply to this

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ah hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!! peretzel, you are too funny. I hope you eat the most hot dogs, win that race, but most of all, get all the clothes you want!
Jamie Allen - RelentlessMedia says – reply to this

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P i think you should make it a showdown at high noon! Old west style, that way we wont all be stuck in rush hour traffic and more of us can come chear you on! Plus at noon youll have direct sunlight and look way better lit in pictures! Planning is everything baby!
nasty says – reply to this

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TEAM GUMMI Y'ALL!
Drew Baylor says – reply to this

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I think it would be funny if both of you got arrested.
Angel says – reply to this

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I can't believe either of you can run a mile! Tha hot dogs, YES! I'm sure your both good at swallowing weiners whole!
PEREZ IS GONNA KICK SOME ARSE says – reply to this

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GO PEREZ — PUT THIS NONSENSE TO REST! ALTHOUGH I THINK YOU'LL HAVE SOME REAL COMPETITION IN TH EATING CONTEST… GO GO GO PEREZ!!!
XOXO,
YOUR BOOS OUT EAST
skye lowen says – reply to this

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LMFAOOOO PEREZ YOU CAN SO KICK HIS ASS!!!!! im rootin for you baby. you could DESTROY that nasty greasy disgusting fat ass!! at least you have SOME muscle. hes just a big blob of obese. i fuckin love u perez!!!!!!!!!!!!
caz says – reply to this

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Great. A fat assed nobody promoting his eating contest with some other fat ass nobody. How entertaining.

I do agree that you need a shopping spree, but you need someone else to do the shopping. You have no fucking sense of fashion (or you think looking like a tacky pig is fashionable?)
Jorge Florez says – reply to this

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Both action figures/cartoons - Davis and Perez- look so cute that I think this should start a comic book series…Congratulations to the person who drew you both!
perez is a hack says – reply to this

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let me guess perez, you'll be smoking meth before you run the race? that's the only way you could possibly break 10 minutes.
sta says – reply to this

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GONNA HAVE TO GO WITH PEREZ ON THIS ONE, YOU KNOW HE HAS POWER KNOWLEDGE ON SCARFING DOWN WEINIES!
alex says – reply to this

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How about including a REFERENCE to Gallery of the Absurd????????????? >:-(

-> www.galleryoftheabsurd.com
Hammy says – reply to this

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grow up childern only checked this page out cuz of posh spices shit show that was on the other nite, n i must say it is crap perez dont keep up the shite work
Kathy says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez, You won't win an eating contest — have you SEEN this blob of crap that is Gummi Bear? However, if you challenge him to an IQ test, an "I actually have gainful employment" challenge, or a "Who takes more showers and uses deodorant?" contest — YOU would win hands down! The best thing you can do against this fucktard is simply ignore him. However, for the record, if you do go up against Fatzilla, I hope you kick his ass! Love ya', and thanks for introducing me to the music of Amy Winehouse!
Nicole says – reply to this

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Seriously, who is Gummi Bear? I hear you talk about him but who is he? What does he do? Is is family famous because I don't know anything about him. He looks terrible whoever he is.
dora,greece says – reply to this

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i would give everything to be there! gummi is going down.can't wait to see that.we love you Perez!!!!
K says – reply to this

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GO PEREZ!! Please video tape it…gummi looks like a scary contender..watch UR back P nasty!
WTF says – reply to this

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I want to see you two bitch slap each other over and over again, pull hair and kick each other in a big girrrl fight.
Mel Karmazin says – reply to this

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Strangely I am rooting for Gummi.

Go Speed Gummi
Go Speed Gummi
Go!
Scarlett says – reply to this

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Perez you better kick Gummi's ass! I know you can choke down more weiners than anyone else!
Donna says – reply to this

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Perez .. effing kick his fat gummi ass!. xD

love donna
Jered says – reply to this

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Perez, you whore. Anything to get a ding dong in ya mouth! Cock sucker.

P.S. you looked like a big fat oversized Smurf on the Kathy Griffin show!!
Julia says – reply to this

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I am having flashbacks to middle school, haha. Go Perez!
Vanessa says – reply to this

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GOO PEREZ!! i wish i lived in cali for this LOL!! i love youuuu perezzz
Chris says – reply to this

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That cartoon is a more accurate portrayal of Puffy Perez rather than the chiselled chin on the home page cartoon~ he wishes he looked that good!
bianca_0924 says – reply to this

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oh its kinda sad that i cant see you fight him…….ill cheer you for good!!!
^__^
take care laways!!!perez!!im one of your fans here in the phillipines…here in asia…i always read your columns..

luvyah>.
yay says – reply to this

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i'm booking a flight to LA for the 19th RIGHT NOW, ayayayayayyayaaaay!!!!! people please bring your cameras cover all angles, blow(hole) by blow(hole)!!!! ayeyeyeyeeeh!! caramba!!!!!!!
Ange says – reply to this

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ALWAYS FIRST- I don't understand your need tobe the first to comment when you are not even commenting. Your just proud to have been the first person to write something? so why dont u actually write something! THENN you ask to be congratulated?? Okay…Congrats on being the first person up and on this website in the morning to waste other peoples' time reading what you wrote when they're here to read comments. You're a loser and like a fly, we all shoo u away and ignore you cus it doesn't matter nor make sense. Also, sorry if u r not one of these "first" people to have wasted your time even writing about this. GO PEREZ!!
A says – reply to this

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Forget Perez and Gummi bear i wanna see Ange (above) and Allways first (obviously first duh). Fight Fight Fight…………………….
JD says – reply to this

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GO TEAM PEREZ!!! Smack that fat ass Gummie down!! Canada is cheering for you (or at least I am LOL)
Lali says – reply to this

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omg!
i wish for the first time like ever I was over in california!
but ill be wearing a go tweam perez shirt n NY anyway!!!!
tanya west says – reply to this

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eff this!! how the eff am i supposed to be there when i live in chicago!!

come to chicago you fat asses!!!

i love perez!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mikey says – reply to this

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Perez: Who is this Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis, anyway??
hidEe says – reply to this

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wish i could go and watch you kick some ass perez!
Kerry says – reply to this

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Perez, you know that I love you dearly and there is no doubt in my mind that you can kick Gummi's loser ass, but why put youself on his level? You're way better than that! Now, with that being said ,I look foward to watching the festivities on you-tube! XXOO
Perez is a hater AND I love him for it! says – reply to this

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GO PEREZ!! Kick that fat fuck's ass!!!
Kristina says – reply to this

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Yay Perez, show that stale Gummi Bear, how people who work for thier money do it. PS When you win, I'll bake you a cake!
Mona says – reply to this

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GO PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ela says – reply to this

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hahahaha, you're so ridiculos perez! hahahahaha, i can not even believe this is not something written by a 5 year old! hahahahahahaha
crazydietsblogspotdotcom says – reply to this

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DAFD says – reply to this

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nadia says – reply to this

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Ohh what time perez?? I think I might go cuz I wanna get a new tote bag at kitson and aee u. Kick some ass!!
optimusprime says – reply to this

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go Perez!
fafa says – reply to this

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OMG i wished i didn't live in texas
eww says – reply to this

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Ok..ew. Isn't Jason Davis ridiculously wealthy? He doesn't need the attention to get money like you P! I mean I get he's an attention whore…but not exactly as whorey as you Perez. You are gross. In front of Kitson no less?! Geez. You finally get yourself a little (real) pr with articles about you..being on this list and that list and even on The View (although getting your ass chewed)…but challenging Gummi to a competition? I don't even think the paps would want to capture that abomination on film.
bex says – reply to this

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GET EM, PEREZ!!!!!
ccc says – reply to this

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Get over it, fat child.
cj says – reply to this

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first

oh
Digger Jones says – reply to this

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I want to eat a Gummi Bear!