A Few Words From Mariah Carey

Mimoo has just left one of her infamous voice messages on her official website, MariahCarey.com. Here is a transcript:
"Hello! I know I haven't called you since 1802. Actually, I haven't called anyone. I've been really, really busy and when I do get free time, I'm on vocal rest so I can like get back in the studio for 20 billion hours. So everybody's mad at me but whatever (laughs). I did get a couple of days of vacation in Capri which was a stone groove and I was happy ’cause I haven't been there since I was recording the Mimi record like three years ago. So that was nice for me.
Anyway, I was just sitting here and I was looking through some fan books and like letters and stuff that I've gotten from you guys over the years and I was like, you know, reminiscing and just realizing how stellar you are and how funny. Some of you guys are stone comedians you do know this, right? (laughs). So funny you are and how happy you make me and I decided that I needed to give you a nice call to check in and tell you that everything is flantastic.
Let's see what's going on. I'm not allowed to talk about Tennessee because they want the performance to speak for itself and everything like that but that is obviously something that I'm excited about. What can I talk about? Let's think. I'm very, very, very excited about how the fragrance came out. Remember I was telling you that it was like I had so much fun you know working on it and stuff like that and so it's really, I'm very looking forward to seeing how you guys like it, should be in stores by September and hopefully you like it as much as I do.
And yeah, last but not least, the nice songs that I've been working on, I quite enjoy them. I've written my 10th so far and like about…and I guess I'm going to Atlanta next week to work with JD so that should be a stone groove/hit wonder or at least a stone groove, hopefully (laughs). But that's about it. I'm trying to get the record out this year so I'm gonna be holed up in the studio for like the next few months and I will see you when I'm done. Also, the other bleakness is my trainer is living with me and it's bleak because I can't eat anything good and she makes me workout after I've been in the studio for like 80 trillion hours but whatever. We love her, and we love everybody.
So I will check in again but please don't take it personally if it's like a little bit sporadic because it's just because I'm working and I'm trying hard to get the nice album out by the end of this year. That is the goal. So I'm gonna wrap it up now but I love you as always. Love you, appreciate you, and I enjoy you and I will chat with you soon. Bye!"
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

























first…
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mariah rocks
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First?
i love you mimi! cant wait for the album!!!
FIRST??!!
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lovves it!!!
ohhhhhhhhhhhh mariah, sooooo crazy
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loves mimi!
what?
Like, how old is Mariah now? Like, she is stellar stupid and all. Like, she needs to grow up and talk like an adult.
I DIDNT EVEN READ THIS, TOO DAMN LONG
Who gives a shit if you're the first person to comment. Lame.
How many times can she say "stone groove"? Lame.
Who gives a shit if you're the first person to comment. Lame ass.
what exactly is a "stone groove"? it sounds flantastic.
amazing! I LOVE YOU GIRL! KILL EM' WITH THE ONE TWO KILLER! lol. the album should be amazing!!!!!!
amazingggg!!!!
mariah rules. we love her.
Did she not go back and read this after she wrote it to realize that it makes no sense and makes her look like a stone fool? (I'm guessing at the meaning of 'stone' here.
See post #83 on the previous post about the perfume ad: "Looks like other posters are right: it looks like it was just created by a fan and not official. I found this picture on the Philippine Mariah Carey Fanclub website (PMCF) at mcareyph.com/v9/index.php (add www in front) saying “Here’s an artwork by our very own PMCF member Boom. It’s a poster to help promote Mariah’s upcoming perfume, M by Mariah Carey.” "
YOU OWE HER A RETRACTION PEREZ
like it's so great like..you know like …like ….like
what a fake ass fat b*tch… do her fans really eat this up? Of course they do they are lambs and she is a cow. She is really starting to look like Amanda Lepore with that face LOL
#22 - Michele, are you stupid? This is a VOICE message that has been transcribed. There was nothing for her to go back and reread. Dumbass.
#22 - Michelle, are you stupid? This is a VOICE message that has been transcribed. There was nothing for her to go back and reread. Dumbass.
Gotta luv that girl….. Mariah…Mimi…mimoo…whatever you wanna call her… she's fun… real… & okay by me…
Peace out!
Hey Fatty,
You should've talked about your face being put on Giselle's body. I'm so much better than you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M.
Michelle/Post #23 your an idiot, its a transcript from spoken word, she didnt type this, someone else who heard the voice message did, so she wouldnt be able to 'read over it' you retard.
Perez you are my favor"IT" blogger!!
XOXO!
Michelle/Post #22 your an idiot, its a transcript from spoken word, she didnt type this, someone else who heard the voice message did, so she wouldnt be able to ‘read over it’ you retard.
Michelle/Post #22 your an idiot, its a transcript from spoken word, she didnt type this, someone else who heard the voice message did, so she wouldnt be able to ‘read over it’ you retard….seriously
Wow, copying Madonna again. Anyone remember M by Madonna for H&M a couple months ago?
Moooooooooo! I'm hungry!
I'm guessing "stone groove" is the new cool hip-hop phrase?
Wow, I'm so honored you posted this Perez. If only I was as successful, creative and in-shape like Madonna. Maybe one day, well probably not.
Mariah xoxo
Okay - First off I'm glad the girl seems to be healthy and able to work - I've never been a fan of her but I never want to see anyone down on their luck.
Secondly, my 4 year old daughter has better speaking ability than she does. She comes across like a giddy 10 year girl! Completely DITZY!
I know it is hard when you are talking not to say "you know" and "like" but come on - you are supposed to be some kind of a role model - PRACTICE your speech!! Sound like an intelligent WOMAN, not a little kid.
I'm lovin her bling !!
GOOD SINGER but she seems so NUTTY to me………..
i met her three times and she is the NICEST.
i think all celebrities should care enough to treat their fans as well as she does. maybe thats why some of you dont like her? because shes not a huge bitch and she is just a normal human being and can acknowledge that.
i just wish she was as deep and talented as paris, lindsay or britney! then maybe you would give her a break. maybe?
LMFAO@@@ MOOO-RIAH
like like like like like like!!!
I thought that was cute… and by the way, the Mariah picture you posted earlier today was fan-made, not an official ad lol
just in case you weren't aware, #34, M by Madonna was a low budget clothing line designed for the common woman (as is anything branded with that skank madonna would be).
Mariah's frangrance, M, will be a elegant and timeless classic!
She has always made it known that she loves her fans and I think it is genuine!
UHHHH… that transcript was STOLEN errr copied from MariahDaily.com. Poor souls spending lotsa time transcribing and not getting the credit. must suck!
All of your comments are so fuckin stupid.Its not an official add its been made by a fan who wanted to promote the perfume its not mariahs thing if fans want to create poster to promote her perfume.And by the way perez why didnt you post the pics of mariah in bikini in Capri oh let me guess because you dont want the world to see that mariahs slim now is it this??Im sure it is cuz i know you and your like always posting the things you see about mariah
FUCKIN FAT COW!! I HATE HER!!!
whoriah sucks.
did you not read that it was a phone transcript…maybe you should pay more attention douche.
When is this twit going away?? soon plz
How may x's can she say "it's like", she's almost 40 not 14.
shit…I read it..
I think she is in the closet… about being BI.
We all have smelled M by Mariah before if you've ever been to a farm.
cow shit MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Die you fat hooker!
mariah's last album sold how many? madonna's sold how many? mimi has how many number ones? madonna has how many? the numbers speak for themselves…
Another postcard from the land of nutjobs. Mariah Carey, President. Britney Spears, VP.
i don't think mariah write that, sounds very stupid "stoff like that" and also sounds like pieces from a documental she did years ago.
MIMI CAN DO NO WRONG!
i hate her.
What a stupid whore.
this WHY i LOVE mimi! she returns the love her fans give her!
I wish my boobs looked like that…
shes such a great singer!!
Perez, it seems like you only post negative things about MC. Why is that? She is one of the nicest and down to earth people, forget celebrities, who I have ever met. She genuinely cares for her fans/family/friends, and you and a lot of your readers are just cruel to her. You don't know her, so why the assumptions? You all eat Brit, Paris, and Lindsay up like they are something - they don't deserve their celebrity and priviledge. MC has a true God-given talend. But I guess that is of no consequence these days. Sad
Mimoooo? or Mibaaaaa? (laughs)
Is she, like, 15 or something? like…come on, girl, do you know what a comma is?….like, whatever…i so get you anyway…
yikes.
Wow, like, Michelle sure is getting a lot of hate for, like, missing that this was, like, a voice recording. It's ok girl, like, we all make mistakes. Hang in there. Like, we're not all judgmental bitches. I think you're, like, stone groove.
Don't like her. Never will like her. She's f'd in the head and waaaay over-rated.
Mariah is like so like a wanna be teen, like you know?
Grow up!
flantastic?
I cannot wait for Mariah's new album. She is going to blow you all away once again! I am so freakin' excited.
Thank you Perez i couldnt hear it on her website as a paying LAMB i love her and enjoy her music FAWK THE HATING BITCHES!!!!!MC BUTTERFLY
This woman hasnt had kids yet?? no wonder she talks like a baby at 42! WHen will she ever spit out a kid??
Perez stop being so mean MIMI…she's a little crazy but she is a true artist with talent, unlike the skanks that you idolize on the daily basis….and why haven't you shown any recent pics of her new slimmer body? Are you a bitter jealous fat boy? Or has MIMI done something to you personally? What ever it is, I hope you get over it and stop the MIMI hate.
What in the hell is wrong with her? Is she a total druggie? and why does she have to constantly wear clothes that are 3 sizes too small for her with her fake boobs hanging out. You would think with all her money she would be somewhat more secure?
LOVE MARIAH!!!
She's frickin mental
WTF is a "stone groove?" I think that she's, like "80 trillion" crazies.
I love you to MC!!!
Loves it, Mariah!!! Can't wait for the new album to out. Sitting on the edge of my seat.
P.S. Love you Perez!!!!
whoever really think she's stupid is like come on!!
for someone to make a hit in the music biz is very hard, and for someone to make a best selling album is really an achievement. i mean yes her team did a great job but so many ppl underestimate the work these artists do and judge them only for whatever impression they gave you over a little blog like is….that's stupidity!!
Who the hell care's about M anymore she should get her vocal chords removed so we would'nt have to hear about this BS.
We don't care Mariah!!!
She is so full of herself.
Hey Mariah, you're head is STILL shaped like a bowling ball
No more pictures, blog postings, recordings, info, news, updates, or soundbites on Mariah-rreah. She's Radio's answer to Prune Juice. When I hear her voice, I want to gouge my f'ing ears out with a sharp object. She's what I see when I vomit after too much tequila. Her bland, annoying music is what I excrete after I've consumed two Tommy's double-chili cheese burgers at the Beverly and Rampart location. Folks, it will just keep getting more disgusing and I have some pity for the under 14 readers so I'll quit while I'm ahead…
this should be filed under "when stupid celebritys say stupid things"
"stone groove"….."stone comedians" Who talks like that?! What a load of crap!
…..man alive, this chic is pushing 40 and talks like an illiterate 21 year old.
She sounds "stoned"!
Stone…that's about as cool a modifier as "bloody" or "hella". I just can't imagine saying that with a straight face.
she looks hot
i cant wait for the new album. I have to tell you to keep up the great work and we really appreciate everything that you do. Having said that i was also wondering if you were going to be coming out with another DVD for the fans? I really enjoyed the last three that i got. If not well i guess im up the creek without a paddle huh. I hope for nothing but great things for you in the future.
Forever Yours'
SHE LOOKS LIKE A CARTOON CHARACTER AND SEEMS TO LIVE IN HER OWN CARTOON WORLD AS WELL……..YOU PEOPLE WHO ALWAYS COMMENT "FIRST", "SECOND" AND SO ON ARE CLASSIC EXAMPLES OF A LACK OF OXYGEN TO THE FETUS….GROW UP YOU IRRITATING ASSES!
Most of these peps r jelous and hate on Mariah, Yeah there will always be haters and shit talkers, always! But Mariah Carey is the best singer in the world its a known fact of course, Keep on living the life Girl!