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Fugs and Alicia Keys collab on her new album.

Alicia Keys is so excited _________.

Perez's answer:

Alicia Keys is so excited …..that John Mayer is not doing his orgasm face!

Posted: Jul 19, 2007 at 10:55 pm / Email this »

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Len says – reply to this

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Nice Perezzzz!
alk says – reply to this

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oh snap
jocelyn says – reply to this

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1st?
Katie says – reply to this

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that people remember who she is?
aaaaaaaa says – reply to this

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to see his monster cock
Al says – reply to this

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wtf
cristal says – reply to this

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ooohhh
sara says – reply to this

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that next to john mayer, her weave doesn't look so bad.
haha says – reply to this

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THE LADIES OF THE VIEW SUCK DONKEY DICK!!
MR.mister says – reply to this

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John Mayer is HOT wih the capital H.
gwen says – reply to this

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first
heather m says – reply to this

12

first?
wendy says – reply to this

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cause she is sexier than john mayer
gwen says – reply to this

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whoops
GentleTip.com says – reply to this

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Yea he sure looks excited, come on bud cheer up.

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dude says – reply to this

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bc shes more manly than john mayer
hp says – reply to this

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ALicia keys is so excited about uher and john mayer and his big guitar
erick says – reply to this

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hp says – reply to this

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ALicia keys is so excited about her and john mayer and his big guitar
loser says – reply to this

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actually #4= you mean

to see his average sized, thick cock
Peter Hoffman says – reply to this

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She looks like she's high.
Nicole says – reply to this

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Um Alicia Keys doesnt have a weave #8. Clearly you dont know who Alicia Keys is or seen her when she first came out, all natural babes.
drinkcum says – reply to this

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That Jesse Metcalfe is sucking John Mayer's Cock!
one time visitor says – reply to this

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that she is working together with someone who has talent like she does which makes her life fulfilling…..unlike retards that spend all day on this moronic site
bitch says – reply to this

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that she gets to sit next to the hottest man alive.
K says – reply to this

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god his lips are amazing
Krissy says – reply to this

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Stop talking bad about talented beautiful women! That girl can play piano like no other! She graduated high school at 16yrs old top of her class! SOmthing u damn bumps can never do. What is up with you guys bombing on talented beautiful,smart trying to do something good for this world women! Angelina Jolie and alicia keys should not be talked bad about. U guys suck ass major
Blog Bitch says – reply to this

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Alicia Keys WISHES she could stimulate Mr. Mayer enough to get a Johngasm!
dada says – reply to this

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To see Jesse Metcalfe sucking John Mayer's Cock
Cori says – reply to this

30

I think that it's time to stop calling him "Fugs" because I think that he has shaped up and is looking PRETTY good!
one time visitor says – reply to this

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that she working with someone as talented as she is and that makes her have a fulfilling life………..unlike the morons that spend all day on this site……oh yeah it's "first" right?
aa says – reply to this

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they would actually make a cute couple…. bring on those pretty mixed babies!!
danny says – reply to this

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mygosh he is fug is he still with that tranny jessica samson haha
AJ says – reply to this

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This can only lead to good things!! I can't wait to hear it.
diana says – reply to this

35

john is far from 'fugs', alicia doesn't wear weave, and i can't wait to hear this track.
401 says – reply to this

36

To see John enjoying a gay night out with Jesse Metcalf, that she decided to 'come out'
Christine says – reply to this

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JOHN MAYER IS A SEXY BITCH!
gay says – reply to this

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oh my gosh youare so gay he if fug and soareyou obviously you casnot see can you first
CHRISTINE says – reply to this

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WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE SO SEXY!
vicky says – reply to this

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perez read my e-mail
liar says – reply to this

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one time visitor is a freking liar theyve posted lots of coments but claim that weremorons for being on the site i guess theyre not posting comments every 2 seconds big doucheliar
clone13 says – reply to this

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Alicia Keys is so excited she could shit.
julie says – reply to this

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Oh i hope they never hook up
Jamie-LynnCan'tAct says – reply to this

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uuuuuugh, WHY is she collaborating w/ him???? WE NEED SOME NEW TALENT IN THIS INDUSTRY, OBVIOUSLY, IF PEOPLE LIKE JOHN MAYER CAN WORK PROFESSIONALLY DOING "MUSIC"
TBaby says – reply to this

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Ew. I don't understand why they're working together! John mayer is HORRIBLE!!
PinkY says – reply to this

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to get some of Jessa Simpson's sloppy seconds…but then again isn't everyone in Hollywood a SLOPPY SECOND?
Jennifer says – reply to this

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This is a great picture of them.
akira says – reply to this

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to see his bigger by the sec. head!!!hahahaha
Kim says – reply to this

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She's excited that he's rolling a big doob.
Lady Lumps says – reply to this

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I wanna suck John Mayers lips!!!!! Scrumptiousness and deliciousness
Sromeo says – reply to this

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She was a special surprise guest at his show at MSG back in February. So great, such good performers both of them.
cynthia says – reply to this

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…she's fucking him maybe?
Anne says – reply to this

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I second that motion! John is so creepy!
Robert says – reply to this

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Oh N!$$@ please!! I've seen a lot bigger!!
Terese says – reply to this

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Alicia Keys could make me turn lesbo.
olga says – reply to this

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I just wanna grab her thighs and spank her ass. WHY DIDN'T YOU GIVE HIM JIZZ!
allie says – reply to this

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he looks like mika in this shot
lisa says – reply to this

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at least now we understand the horses
moondancer says – reply to this

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Now that Jess is out of the picture. Alicia has been throwing herself at John Mayer awhile now (I've seen them at different places - they weren't together although she always made a beeline to hover around in his space, including when he was with Jessica Simpson). You'd have to be blind not to notice her chasing after him. I wouldn't be surprised if they became an 'item'.
I actually like them both so I guess it's cool.
Jamie says – reply to this

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Because Jessica Simpson is single. Alicia likes blondes.
babooshka says – reply to this

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Uh-oh. Alicia is totally in love with John (just like Tits Mcgee was) and he isn't returning her feelings. obviously. He is really hot but also such a misogynist.
Jamie says – reply to this

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photoshop?
Sarah Elaine says – reply to this

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Ooh, he actually looks hot here. I'd tap that.
joanne says – reply to this

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PEREZ YOU KNOW YOU WANT HIS COCK!! so start saying some nice things about john!!
AliciaIsALesbo says – reply to this

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LMAO at all the peeps saying they are hooking up, they should get 'together', yada, yada, yada. That might be possible if Alicia was not, as has become evident of late, a known LESBIAN (and for which she outright lied about a while back). And have you seen her thighs lately: they're HUGH! Makes Beyonce look like twiggy.
Alicia Keys is so happy that Fugs is collaborating with her because she wants a big 'comeback', and is desperate to not be a one hit wonder.
DOMINICAN-BELLA-NYC says – reply to this

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I ALWAYS SEE HIM AROUND WHERE LIVE DRIVING HIS PORCHE SUV. HES TOTALLY HOT AND TALL TOO. AND ALICIA KEYS IS A TOTAL LESBO
Got truth? says – reply to this

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#59 you're so, so off. He's the one that's been chasing her, and she's having none of it. Just likes him as a musician. Why I don't know, but that's it.
Sebastian says – reply to this

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lOL jhajaja i agree with perezet…but ALICIA IS A TRUE ONE HIT WONDER.
Casey says – reply to this

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well according to what john has been writing in his blogs lately (especially, the way he's been writing) its no secret he has a musical crush on ms keys. and last time i checked, alicia keys is way more successful than john. just because she doesn't have a new song out every week, doesn't mean she's washed up. she's a real musician who keeps herself out of the tabloids, unlike mr mayer who has been in the tabloids a lot recently bc of his thing with ms simpson. talk about a sell out.
Kemmo** says – reply to this

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I WANT them to get together SOOO BADLY…She was on his song GRAVITY at the very end, and they have written together and stuff. I think theyre gonna end up going out. He always says he can never make music like when he makes music with her, so you never know! …SO EXCITED!!!
Uy says – reply to this

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Perecito, you will never have him. Now go look in the mirror and repeat that to yourself about 200 times til you get it. STOP posting lame shit about this dude just to get his attention! Sheeeeeeeeeeesh!
laura says – reply to this

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damnit, he looks goooood in this pic.
Samantha says – reply to this

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Alicia isn't a one hit wonder. "If I Ain't Got You" and "Fallin" were both hits. She has more talent than you'll ever have.
Mel P. says – reply to this

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that she found someone that will probably get off on her "dude voice"
alice says – reply to this

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…because maybe some of Jessica' leftover love juices will seep into her dried up career.
Rock U says – reply to this

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guild guitars, pre-damaged stratocasters and being a regular on perez's website is lame, real rockers know you're a poser, mayer
Jujupiter says – reply to this

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to feel her fake hair on her skin
OhPezzers says – reply to this

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Why dont you call him "FUGS" anymore. I didn't even know his name was John Mayer something. I thought his name was Fugs. Fugs suits him better, then at least we all know who you're talking about.
lola says – reply to this

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because the bigger line belongs to her.
Dada says – reply to this

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That she still has 2 colanopin in her bag, and an eight ball at the house.
Dada says – reply to this

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That she still has two klonopin half a zanny and an eight ball in her purse
MIXED ZEBRA GIRL says – reply to this

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This is what happens when two extremely talented musicians get together to collaborate on music, it's bliss. She knows al lot about music having graduated from Julliard's prestigious school in New York at the age of sixteen and pretty boy John is just as talented. I saw him up close at a club once and he is soooo fine and his playing live is better that his recordings which goes to show you how good he is.
Sarah Mayer says – reply to this

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you are really clueless perez….he is talented and she is too. MORE TALENTED THAN THAT SHITEOUS JENNIFER LOPEZ. yeah i said it. I love John he is so beyond anything that is on the radio right now…read his previous blog he shouts you out.. why front Perez Why front.
I LOVE HIS ORGASM FACE!!!!
Kris says – reply to this

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she's peeing where she stands. She had to go real bad!!
whateva says – reply to this

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First of all her hair is real. She does have a dude voice that SO does not go with the pretty, feminine way she looks. He is cute but is a misogynist. Oh well, they are both gay. It might work out. Their kids would be adorable and they could have a "your friends, my friends" arrangement. lol
Michelle says – reply to this

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Who are we kidding … they're both stoned.
Jan says – reply to this

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They bother are great talents. It would be nice if everone would stop all the lies and just enjoy their music. 2 of the very best in the music industry today!
kelsey says – reply to this

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sorry #69… john isn't a sell out. he was in the tabloid because of who he was with. it wasn't by choice. he wasn't going out all the time to party and get drunk. he was in the tabloids because he was going to dinner and rome and other places with jessica simpson (and SHE'S in the tabloids all the time). he and alicia are both incredibly talented musicians and i think it's great that they are working together. both bring a very different vibe to music so it would be cool to see them together. john mayer is not a sell out and he's NOT fugs anymore… that was a pretty stupid name to begin with.

as you can tell, i'm a very big fan or john mayer. & i get annoyed when people say UN-TRUE things about him!!
lize says – reply to this

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KEEP YOUR HANDS OFF HIM BITCH! LOL :0)
nia says – reply to this

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…to be in the presence of the new sexy hot JOHN MAYER…who would have thought he could get ANY HOTTER???!!!

(step AWAY alicia…)
Red says – reply to this

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His latest picture on his website comes to mind. . . . .

WHITE HORSE BLACK HORSE

LOL - Ya neva know right . . .
RJII says – reply to this

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this would be a cute and talented couple.
Tim says – reply to this

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Alicia Keyes is so excited because her constipation has ended with the biggest dump of her life.
Nicole says – reply to this

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Alicia Keys a 1 hit wonder? LMAO are you on CRACK?
Jenne says – reply to this

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to be working with such a smart match. Can't until the record drops
lmm says – reply to this

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john mayer is f-in hott. im going to see him in concert on sunday
CeCe says – reply to this

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FINALLY! NOW WE KNOW WHAT THAT PICTURE HE POSTED ON HIS SITE SYMBOLIZED. HE CAN'T FIGHT THE JUNGLE FEVER
RG says – reply to this

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Seriously Perez, how can you still call him fugs? Once he got his haircut he looked(s) amazing.

As for Alicia and Keyes hook up, no way. She is clearly a lesbian.
rose says – reply to this

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that John is no longer dating Jessica!
kira says – reply to this

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I love me some John and Alicia. Long live this collaboration!

Answer: to be trying out her new thong while singing a song with the beautiful John and hitting the bong (which we prolly knew all along) after a game of Donkey Kong or Ping Ping in which she came out strong. Am I wrong?