What Is He Trying To Tell Us???
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John Mayer just published this image in a post simply titled "Enchantment" on his official blog.
What does this all mean?????
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nice artwork XD
uhh….
First! bitches! Ok thats weird freaky freaky horse love…;-)
He's telling us that he's a wack-o.
first
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FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT john mayers ugoo
It means he is the white horse wanting to get plowed up the ass by a "hung like a horse" African-American male.
That John Mayer. Such a tease…
it means hes an idiot
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ok then 5'th bitch
hes a horse with jungle fever
who cares? he probably met another horse, and he's encanted, and jessica simpson is just a ghost from the past
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LOL. I love him. He cracks me up.
"It's really quite special."
something doing with race, I guess. like, black & white people should come together.
something with race, i think. like, black and white people should come together.
It means he is ready to start dating rihanna
omggg lyykee black horse enddd white hoooorse, and den there gunna liike miix uppz.
yeah, i don't know.
it means he is a 12 year old girl
it means that he was raped by a black horse as a kid but now that hes all grown hes gonna go back to visit the black horse and shot his ass down !! duh !!! hes clearly white horse…..its totally obvious perez !!
God bless Perez for keeping me up to date on what those kids are doing…that John Mayer seems really hip. And that other drunkey….Amy Wine - something or other…LOVE her….
I think it means he does a lot of drugs or that horses are gay.
he's probably trying to be funny again.. and failing miserably.. AGAIN.
ps. he's a piece of shit. know him through friends
I haven't the slightest clue what he's trying to tell us with that picture, but I do know that I just beat off to it!
thanks, John!
It means John wants to see horses dance, like on a music box or something. Or he was drunk-posting. It does happen!
He wants a pony for Christmas
is he racist? gay? a gay racist?
Is it just me, or are those the two horses from that Brokeback Mountain movie?
Rash Manly therashreport.com
TWO LESBO HORSES!
Yahhh, hes trying to tell us that its okay for horses to be gay.. NO MATTER WHAT COLOR THEY ARE!!!
that he's a twat?
If you read his previous blog posting, he says that "tomorrow I'm going to loosen up this blog's tie and post a wonderful picture of this painting I saw. It's of these two horses on their hind legs, embracing in the night. It's really quite special." Who knows where he found it…I think he's hot-larious!
He has beautiful hair like the horse
someone has a fetish. But some people ARE attracted to their lookalikes.
Perez, you silly! Read his last blog and you'd get it. Mmmmhm.
He has a fetish for horses. He wants to fuck them up the ass.
HES HIGH!!!!!!
from his previous post "Just doing my part… And don't worry, tomorrow I'm going to loosen up this blog's tie and post a wonderful picture of this painting I saw. It's of these two horses on their hind legs, embracing in the night. It's really quite special." JOHN MAYER IS A TOOL!
Love hast no Fury.
who's John mayer? heard the name but i dunno who it is
by the way i wanna be an actress so my goal is to be made fun of on this website! haha that would be awesome
He's saying jessica simpson looks like a horse in the face
uh….it means that he's awesome. seriously.
that he and jessica simpson loved to make wild horse sex love.
Means
Jessica Simpson has horse face
I think Mayer is trying to find a way to "out" that he´s on heroine… Like the black horse (cuz you´d never imagine HIM as a junkie) joining force with the white horse, you KNOW - the white light, white pony or whatever the buck….
he's into horse cocks. That's what he means.
It means one of two things… First he is either into beastiality or Second he has bad taste in art. If your smart you'll choose both.
I think Johan mayer is "really quite special" in a tater tot-kind of way. Weirdo! And the painting is done by someone who doesn't know horse anatomy, the white horse's front legs are too low and the head is weird, the black horse's hind legs are bent wrong to be standing on them and BOTH front legs can't be on the same side of the white horse if it has one leg on each side of the black, they can't bend like that. DUH! And the mouth and mane are wrong on the black but the legs look deformed. I think it means that John Mayer likes freaks.
stop saying FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT! there are like 6 people "FIRST"
p.s. to this picture
i think the meaning behind it… hes a homo
"And don't worry, tomorrow I'm going to loosen up this blog's tie and post a wonderful picture of this painting I saw. It's of these two horses on their hind legs, embracing in the night. It's really quite special." — The entry just before he posted this picture.
Clearly he's just a fan of the artistry.
It means he wants you go get confused and post a blog about him. Wait….
he like rough sex with someone special!!!
he like having rough sex with someone special!!!
I don't even know what to begin to think…..hopefully this isn't the same sort of thing that inspired "your body is a wonderland"
omg LMFAO perez u are the funniest person eveeeer lmao this is so damn funny
He needs a good horse fuckin'? Maybe throw in a donkey punch?
it means that he's freakin sexy!!
It means he wants you to be his hot gay lover.
Who the fuck cares?!
He was probably high when he put that up.
Is that a spiral staircase in the image? Those look like steps
That he wants to fuck Asslee now.
hahahahahaa
what in the world?
hahaaha nooo ideaaa
Maybe its a clue that he's hung like a horse!!
it means he's getting laid.. or he needs to get laid
or he's just plain ol' GAY
lol he looks like the onedump.com guy
Perez, it means that you need to get some much needed rest
He wants to fuck a horse?
#49 your wierd, in a really weird way.
TAHT JOHN LIKES TO F*CK WITH PEOPLE ON BLOGS?
LOVE HIM LONG TIME.
i know vivian. i'll love him long time for sure. i can be his chocolate kiss
I think he's trying to tell us that he is back together with someone…
that means he is a shit artist
I think it symbolizes that he wants to get it on with a black stallion.
its means he likes to fuck black and white horses.. DUH
Hmmmm. Cool pic though!
He's telling us he's a publicity whore.
There is nothing beyond the "need to be featured in other blogs" in this "enchantment" picture.
the black horse's front legs _do_ look weird, especially when you consider how it's standing with it's back legs. It's not a cat, a real horse couldn't twist like that
It's a mezzotint by Gatja Rothe. Probably done in the early 80s.
It means he finally found a groupie that would actually sleep with him, instead of running away screaming like they normally do. Stop posting about this stupid fake intellectual pretentious asshole!
I always understand that to be an images of homosexuality and he is saying that he is gay.
It's from what I read a long long long time ago ( yes I am almost 90 years old.
Granted, I am not sure and I am not being discriminatory to anyone
He's trying to tell you that its a fight to the death…in the wild male horses fight to the death over female horses and this is the way most of it is done…rearing up trying to rip out the others windpipe…you know it isn't two females because they back up ass to ass and kick the shit out of each other….and the black and white might be a struggle between good and evil…the democrats and republicans since Mayer is all about that shit now.
don't care bout da horses y do u take the piss constantly outta celebs? aint u gt ur own life? i bet u they cud take the piss outta u more i cud definately rip the piss outta ur life in like a million different ways heres 3. u r always sat in a coffe shop yeh cos thats cool lol, ur jst a jealous lil kid that cant get to the top n wont ever get to the top. the third bein that u cant ever b happy 4 others n i think thats becuase of the jealousy i.e. u aint happy for yourself
That he has no more taste in art than his fans do in music.
i fink ur a prick jst cos u aint as famous as celebs dont mean that ur jealousy is an excuse to try n take the piss outta them constantly. look at urself u sit there in ur lil coffee shop prbly pigging out all day! y is it u feel the need to put ovas dwn all day can't u b happy 4 thm? i fink ur a fuk up n that u need to get rid of tht jealousy prblem u have n start bein happy for yourself in the life u live atm then u will b happy 4 others cos atm ur jealousy is clouding ur vision u aint never guna get where u wanna b! so stop hating ova's 4 bein there! i bet the celebs u take the piss outta ur sorry pathetic lil life a hell of a lot more than u cud them jst fink bout that nxt time u slag sum1 off!
Hes gay and hung like a horse!
Two stallions fight at the Kadayawan festival on Mindanao, an island in the southern Phillipines. Although horse fighting has been outlawed in most countries worldwide, it is still a popular pastime in remote areas of Southeast Asia. Two male horses are brought into an arena; a mare in heat is presented to them and removed. The stallions then rise in combat, biting, kicking and striking each other with their hooves until one of them either succumbs, flees or is killed. From this weeks Newsweek which has a picture almost exactly like the one John Mayer posted!
You can't really see it in this photograph, but there's the outline of a horse's profile in there too.
That's he's sitting too close to the Glade Plug-In near his desk? That Jessica got into a bitch fight with another whorse and he took pictures? That friends don't let friends draw drunk?
He is to take over from Harry Potter and get his willy out in Eqqus and do stuff to horses on stage.
Um, that he or someone he knows has never actually seen a horse? Whats up with the stumpy front legs? When they get out of that "enchanting" embrace and put ther hooves on the ground, those are gonna be some weird looking horses….
It means he smokes alot of pot.
I LOVE JOHN MAYER….I was at his show at SPAC and he was talking inadvertently about Jessica putting her dirty hands on his heart before going on a tangent about people he can trust and then sang Vultures…..I LOVE HIM PEREZ leave him alone….he is the most talented and hysterically funny man I have ever known and you need to chill……your talented in writing he is talented in kicking ass on the guitar!!!!!
It means he misses Jessica.
first!
He wants a black stallion, of course.
"And don't worry, tomorrow I'm going to loosen up this blog's tie and post a wonderful picture of this painting I saw. It's of these two horses on their hind legs, embracing in the night. It's really quite special." -thats what he says.
one of the horses has t-rex arms.
I don't know but horse art is just as bad as deer and wolf art. BARF.
It means…he's hung like a horse…