A Night With Kook & Crook
Filed under: Brittany Murphy
Our favoritest couple in Hollyweird!
Brittany Murphy and her dreamboat husband, Simon Monjack, made an appearance at Outfest, the LA Gay & Lesbian Film Festival, on Thursday night.
The lovey dovey partners in crime hit up the screening of Love And Other Disasters.
Don't these two remind you of the power of love?
They make life worth living!
Kook & Crook probably have so much fun at home together…..sniffing glue.
[Image via JPI Studios.]
They Let Him In The Country!
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I love her, but he looks like Bowser from Super Mario Bros.
what 2nd no way!!!!!!!! Ha ha!!
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ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww.
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that dude's face is so fuggin bloated.
God damn carb head.
Also i know for a fact she is MUCH MUCH older than she says she is.
AND bat shit crazy.
He has a giant CAMELTOE.
Does he have a camel toe goin' on? There went breakfast!
okay … she is pretty… and well… as far as him… i dunno. They dont look good together…
does anyone have the address to the Polaroid Beach house in Malibu? i was going to head out there today…
Oh my Lord. What is she on?
He must be giving her some good "cocaina" cause the dude looks like a greasy con man if I ever saw one.
He'd probably take her to the cleaners once he's bored with her.
yup, he looks like his face got put in one of flapjack machines. All old, saggy, and fat gooey like. yed have to close your eyes when doin it. uggggly pig
LOL to that bowser comparison…thats so dead on
Aw I loved her in clueless..
Um… Her husband is FUG
ASHTON KUTCHER to THAT???????????????????????????
Thats a WTF MOMENT RITE THERE
She looks awful! Like, really old, and white is so not her colour! He just looks like a dirty old man, and Ive no idea who he is!!
Brittany is so cute!! She has potential once!! Why is she with that fat shlub?? It's depressing. She used to be so cute and perky and now she's looking all strung out. Remember when she was dating Ashton Kutcher and people actually liked her…?
This is so disgusting! She is Crazy….
HOLY CAMEL TOE. that has to be so painful. HOLY CAMEL TOE. holy camel toe. howwwwwwwwwwwwwww does he not feel that and howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww does she not tell him?????????????????????????
i will never understand this kind of stuff.
Looks like she's trying to pull away from him! Maybe he's holding her hostage!
didnt he have a warrant for his arrest or something?!??
i thought he was on the run from the law… ??
ugh these two are so weird .
WHAT IS UP WITH HIS FAT SAUSAGE LIKE FINGERS!@!!! Some nasty SHIT
goddamn, his ugly. his face looks like a square turd.
hahaha i laughed so fucking hard at the bowser comparison….
patrick that was a hilarious comment. its so true… lol
They need to cut it out fast (fest)!
Eww….he has a cameltoe!
haha wow she look awful.
i saw you on TV multiple times last night, i was watching rerun of Kathy Griffin & Victoria Beckham
man…what is wrong with her?
she must be bat shit crazy.
Moose Knuckle
At least SHE looks cute!
From Ashton to him…
He looks like her Father!
Is she looking for a Dad?
Wake her up!
I think she is still in limbo from her breakup with Ashton then him marrying Demi
mijo let the little swimmers have some room….SERIOUS FAT MAN CAMEL TOE
He must be proud to have such a nice wife (one that has been passed around Hollywood). I'll bet he is the butt of many jokes when they attend a Hollywood party, being that she has slept with half the guys in the room.
The dude is sporting a camel toe!
#25 says that it looks like she's pulling away from him, but let's look at the whole picture here. His left hand is in his pocket, her right hand is holding his right hand in place and you know her left hand is on his back, or holding his arm. She's either desperate or he's got her brainwashed… poor thing.. DUMP HIM! He doesn't love you and it's obvious just by his body language. Can we say USING HER FOR PUBLICITY???
Kook and Crook? Looks more like Slunt and Gunt.
I think we have a separated at birth match…
he looks like that guy from "Best in Show" that played the announcer–I have no idea what his real name is though. Someone else look it up please…
God he must crush her when they have sex
Is it bad that I just loled at my OWN Boswer comment? Haha
THEY ARE BOTH GROSS!!! TO MICHAEL CABINA: CRAM YOUR GAY WEBSITE UP YOUR ASS!!!!! YOU WOULD NO DOUBT LOVE HAVING ANYTHING SHOVED UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DREAMBOAT!!!HAHA
CHECK OUT THE GUY'S CAMEL TOE…..GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
god, they look like they just came off a 48 hour coke bender.
Did you see his bulge? As in ball bulge??
He's fat!!!
In this picture Crook looks like he is an ugly brother of Antonio Banderas' - the one the Banderas family never talks about and tries to avoid at family reunions. As for body language, experts would probably say something about the way Crook is leaning into Kook as if to say, "Keep me in your life, I want to be part of your life, let me steal all your money, I looooove you!" while Kook is pulling away all, "WHAT have I gotten myself into? Oh, smile for the camera, pretend you weren't drunk and/or high when you accepted his proposal!"
Ok, so this has the potential of sounding a bit crazy but, now…take a good look at this guy…I mean really look at his bone structure and his face and picture him like 50 lbs lighter and with new hair plugs. If he whipped off that smug look on his face, shaved all of his body hair and cut back on the drugs …he might be more of a viable specimen for Ms. B Murphy. I don't know, thats just me, the optimist.
Yikes! He looks old enough to be her father. FedEx and Britney made a better couple.
I like her, but the guy must have one hell of a personality or something - I don't get what she sees in him.
but, look at his bulge
WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
ARE THEY FAMOUS?
maybe she can buy him some hair. she must close her eyes a lot.
Why does her husband look like her father? I thought I saw a pic of him before and he didn't look that OLD.
Yeah, he's soooo much hotter than Ashton! Prescription medication…makes all that ugliness go away!
Wow!! That's Brittany Murphy???!!! She looks gawdawful!!! He looks kind of sad - in a pathetic way.
She should trade back for Ashton. Isn't that (the guy) what Demi would look like w/o the zillion dollahs worth of surgey she had???
this girl has lost her damn mind…
Is that the male version of a camel toe? WTF?
Is that the male version of the camel toe? WTF?
I had no idea she married SHREK… he is one ugly dude…!! what was brit thinking …….. I guess keeping her drug'd out is the only way of keeping her from the ugly reality… !!!
I did not know dudes can have camel toe…that makes this a celebrity (F-List) Toe sighting…can you add it to Sightings P-zezzy?
DAMN that guy is hot!
Gross. Camel toe.
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What the hell happened to Brittany? She used to date really nice men…….Look at this!!!! Thats laughable. Her jew husband is on crack ..Fat disgusting pig~~~jewish pig!!!!! They look H O R R I B L E together lol
his crotch is making me sick.
he's a fat, nasty, greaseball. she could do MUCH better!!! He reminds me of Joey Buttafuco!!!!!!!!!
Raunchy!!!!!
Did anyone consider that he may be the sane one in the relationship? Let's give him props for putting up with the most neurotic (although talented) actress out there. That said, he does need to shave his hands.
you can see his balls…….ew!!
Well, there are those rumors about Brittany. There's that interesting photo of her in a dressing room wearing a dark lapel jacket with the fingers of both hands extended in such a way as to suggest some kind of code. But I don't know much about such things. Otherwise, her eyes do look weird.
Ewwww….she's married to him?
His CAMELTOE (is that what it is called for men?) is making me SICK! YUCKY-POO-POO!
omg why is her hair so short :S
shes pretty hes FKN UGLY wake up brittany
He just gets uglier every time I see him. SICK! There better be no talk of baby bumps in her future because I don't know if the world could handle the hideousness that would be their offspring.
Nobody ever will hired her with that husband. No insurance company will insurance her with a crook like this. He can kill her any moment. I wonder what's going on in Hollyood. Those people are really screw up!
Damn..looks like he got beat up with an ugly stick. Is she crazy? the dude is on crack…is twice her age…and I can find a million reasons to continue. Maybe she's still in shock over that Ashton married Demi…
and I agree with CheriBaby: no talk about babybumps please, cuz the world wouldnt be able to handle that offsprings hideousness.
Thats her hubbie???? I thought it was her dad!EWWWW
lol….. I agree!
he has a mangina!!!
She is super cute, too bad he is fucking ugly.
What was she on to marry this FUGLY piece of drek?
She really was looking for a father figure and MARRIED it. Ewwwww
WTF is she thinking hes freakin nasty!!!!!!!!
What is up with this guy's pants?! Why, oh why, doesn't he buy the right size?????
Does anyone think Britters is morphing into her hubby? They look scary alike in this picture!!
She is looking more healthy tho, creds for that..
shes such a great lookin gal but I'm still clueless on wat she saw in him??
She was so desperate to get married, and after 3 broken egagements, she finally landed this guy? Who is he, the garbageman? How sad!! By the way, his pants are so tight, you can make out the outline of a sad little nub. Its a shame she couldnt hold out a little longer for someone straight!!
THIS MARRIAGE IS FAKE….. BRITTANY MURPHY IS LESBIAN…. OR GAY IF YOU PREFER… I HAVE PROOFS FOR THAT…!!!
EVEN IF SHE IS NOT A GAY WHY SHE MARRIED THAT PIECE OF SHIT…? THIS UGLY MAN…? HE IS UGLY/UNTALENTED AND CRIMINAL
CONGRATULATIONS BRITTANY MURPHY…!!
WHAT'S with his PACKAGE?
*Shivers* THAT is her husband?! He is NASTY! My vagina just closed when I saw him. She has sex with HIM?! Of all the men out there she settled for THAT.
ddaaaamnn..that sucks
well anyways i guess she followed in ashton's footsteps by marrying an older older person….except ashton married a bombshell. brittany married a bomb.
please tell me shes a lesbian and shes trying to cover it up by pretending to like that sexy bitch.
THATS HER HUSBAND!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG WHEN DID THAT HAPPEN HE SO GROSS OLD AND BALDING AND SHE SO PRETTY YOUNG AND WITH VERY NICE HAIR EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
Go to beautiful brittany murphy.com and check-out pictures and media for the '2 PICS THAT ARE KNEW TO ME' thread for the photo of her with her fingers in what one blogger refers to as a 'Jack-in-the-box' code about' being thrown out of a car.'
umm..nice fucking camel toe simon. hes probably hoping we all think hes rocking a big sidepipe..but thats quite clearly a fat roll. i would seriously dry heave everytime i opened my eyes in the morning and realized i was married to THAT. nothing screams SEX more than a fupa. nice choice brit.