Guess The Celebretard

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Ughhh!

We hate it when "stars" pull shiz like this!

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[Images via Mr. Paparazzi.]

It's the Drunkst! Kiki D was spotted at City Airport in London on Friday.

Please, bitch should be thankful people even wanna take her picture!

Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 10:49 am / Email this »

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261 comments to “Guess The Celebretard”

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ash says – reply to this

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first!
Tracy says – reply to this

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Seriously - who gives a tiny crap about her anymore???
Lex says – reply to this

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From the look of the bony-ass feet I woulda said Skeletor Richie.
DGNFLYE says – reply to this

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first, she should be happy people want to take her pic
BITCH says – reply to this

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FIRST THAT SKIN BITCH NEED A TAN
tiffany says – reply to this

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first
Gwenh says – reply to this

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1
maria says – reply to this

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AM I FIRST????????
paddy says – reply to this

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first biotches
Jaime says – reply to this

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1st!
pleeeeease says – reply to this

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perez you have such an effed up sense of what is normal. who would want their picture taken every waking moment? ri-goddamn-diculous.
Jess says – reply to this

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What are those awful glasses?! Looks like something out of Men In Black. and it seems her entourage has a pair in white
Paparis Hilton says – reply to this

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I totally knew it!
HAHAHA says – reply to this

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FIRST BITCHES!!!!!!
Autumn says – reply to this

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There is NOTHING glamorous about this chick why is she famous
insertmonikerhere says – reply to this

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She honestly needs to stop wearing the Ray Bans.
lulu says – reply to this

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12? i wonder who…
i love you perez!!
blondiebnc25 says – reply to this

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my god y would they want her pic ???
meg says – reply to this

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hahah #3 ….i thought the same exact thing when I saw the feet!!!
Continuing to wonder says – reply to this

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What is wrong with this girl? She looks like she was rode hard and put away wet! Whatever happened to taking pride in your appearance?
Kelly says – reply to this

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Amen!!! I am over this bitch.
Daisy says – reply to this

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Now, now, Perez! Let's not jump to conclusions. Maybe she's promoting a new line of luggage? If Jennifer Aniston can parade around holding a Smart Water bottle in front of her face, then Kiki can hold her suitcase in front of her snout!
Tracey says – reply to this

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So when are we going to read about her ODing? just a matter of time
Lali says – reply to this

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lolz
but her ugh
megs says – reply to this

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i hate this bitch— i cant stand kirsten drunst!!! GO FIX UR TEETH ITS DISGUSTING!!!
WTF FIRST says – reply to this

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WTF you retards and your first……………… big deal at least leave a decent comment and not some dumb ass "first" - You bunch of idiots.
jen says – reply to this

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without looking - i'll guess Mushy - she's an ugly bitch
Turbo Bunee says – reply to this

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OHHH, poor girl, she's so ugly.
lisaa says – reply to this

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i actually thought it was nicole again. geeze, i can see why she would cover up! why do stars go out looking like that? ugh…..
alana says – reply to this

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get over yourself
muzzz says – reply to this

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How ugly is she? damnnnnn
Nic Fit says – reply to this

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Aw, I like her. She just had a bad photo taken of her.
imarpayne says – reply to this

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I'm surprised she even cast a reflection and for the record she looked better with the suitcase up.
smokemonster says – reply to this

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i knew it!
she was doing us a favor by covering up. she must be crazy to think ayone wants to see her fug face.
lol says – reply to this

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She would look exactly like Billy Corgan if she were to have no hair.
gossipmonger says – reply to this

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ESPECIALLY when she walks around lookin' like THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!
elizabeth says – reply to this

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if i looked that ghastly i'd be hiding my face too….
courtney says – reply to this

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i TOTALLY knew that was here by those bony ass feet and to'up flat ass ballet slippers she is ALWAYS wearing!!
B-Unit says – reply to this

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She looked better with the bag in front of her face.
BronxBitch says – reply to this

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I hate this douche !!!!
Fred says – reply to this

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I thought it was Nicole Richie
holden says – reply to this

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Skank. She is gross.
Jersey Girl says – reply to this

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Seriously, I don't even leave my house looking like that much of a train wreck. Whatever happened to wanting to look nice and presentable?
karsten says – reply to this

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i like her
Bobby says – reply to this

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Is that Corey Feldman with his trademark sunglasses???

Wow, she looks like crap. See kids, this is what too much drugging and drinking does to your body.
Hippie Chic says – reply to this

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What the hell happened to her?!
obvi the shit says – reply to this

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what are yoooooou weaaraaaringgg?
- says – reply to this

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-
It is so obvious that a lot of FAT PEOPLE (ewww) are posting on here.
-
WelshGurl says – reply to this

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Cool Sunnies!!
andie says – reply to this

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ok…she may not be the absolute perfect beauty…but i think she is cute, and i like that she does her own thing in a very marc jacobs kind of way…plus she is rockin the goyard travel bag…which is awesome…gots to love the goyard…that seals the deal for me!!! she doesn't need the loud, obnoxious "look at me-jessica simpson-everyone has 'em" vuitton carry-on…speaks volumes!!!
myself says – reply to this

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Whats with the hand out? She knows her career is in the toilet so now she's looking for handouts?? Well, she does look kinda homeless…
princess_teff says – reply to this

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ok i so thought it was nicole richie but i guess i was wrong u know its just i dont see why the thing in this day and age is for all woman or just stars maybe to weigh like 90lbs u know i guess ill never know
the answer b@#tch says – reply to this

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ew. her mouth is so ugly! Quick! Get a bag! stat!
Madonna says – reply to this

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And her acting is so unbelievable, and tired. I wish she would just quit it.
Verka says – reply to this

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She's obviously trying to hide the hideousness that she is.
babyjaneee says – reply to this

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i think she's precious, and super talented. she picks the best movies to star in, even people who hate her have to admit that bring it on and drop dead gorgeous are two awesome flicks, and they wouldn't be the movies that they are without her. its probably hard being under pressure, and the paparazzi only profit off of the WORST pics of her, so imagine how many beautiful pictures there are in a dump somewhere that we'll never get to see. it's a shame everyone is so hard on her
babyjaneee says – reply to this

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i think she's precious, and super talented. she picks the best movies to star in, even people who hate her have to admit that bring it on and drop dead gorgeous are two awesome flicks, and they wouldn't be the movies that they are without her. it's a shame everyone is so hard on her
NYCgator says – reply to this

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Love the Goyard suitcase!
whatever says – reply to this

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Dudes - you can insult her all you want but she is a talented actress and I am sure she is laughing all the way to the bank — give her credit for not thinking she has to dress up all the time.
elizabeth says – reply to this

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#49 - - says:

"It is so obvious that a lot of FAT PEOPLE (ewww) are posting on here."

It doesn't take a fat person to see that she is a skeleton. If you think this is hot there is something seriously wrong with you. Do you find corpses attractive too?
alex says – reply to this

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I AGREE WITH YOU #15 AND she is ICE cold compared to Victoria$$$$$$$$$$$$Beakham.
disco2k says – reply to this

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Jesus..

She looks like Mia Farrow…NOW. oy.
Tru says – reply to this

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people just need to ignore her and not take her pictures and then maybe she'll stop getting hired and just go away. She's so fucking annoying and not even remotely attractive.
c says – reply to this

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Some of you guys are SO harsh..wow, who died and made u guys GOD? You dont even know her and as far as saying you have heard her before..if I were to judge some of you guys totally just by your message …sad what happened to live and let live? Oh well she's rich beautiful and having fun you haters are just jealous..and please like none of you have ever smoked…just jealous.
cynthia says – reply to this

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What a little bitch! She's one of the worst. If you dont like the attention get out of the fucken business!
FAT SMELLS... says – reply to this

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TO: #61 - elizabeth

OINK-OINK! You fat pig. LOLOL! ;D
reen says – reply to this

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like a shit
Frankie says – reply to this

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Who cares about her anymore!!???
reen says – reply to this

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like a shit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Media Police says – reply to this

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never cared about her too much………
I thought it was Tiny NeeKole Richie
b says – reply to this

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does anyone know where her coat is from/who it's by? i realize this prob isn't the best place to ask but maybe refer me to another site? thanks!
The Media Police says – reply to this

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U must be 12………. wtf is everyone gotta Be FAT?
LOL @ THE LAMES IN HERE WIT NO BRAINS
jil311 says – reply to this

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what a loser!
Marina says – reply to this

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Puh-lease! Like anyone even cares about her anymore. What was the last movie she did, besides the Spiderman movies? Exactly. If it weren't for the Spiderman franchise, we would never see her tiny bony ass.
suz says – reply to this

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easy on using "retard"….she does suck though
Lindsey says – reply to this

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is it me or has she just been looking like sh*t lately??!!
jess says – reply to this

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Aunt Jess loves perez hilton
Jenna says – reply to this

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doesn't she always look like she needs a shower?
booboo says – reply to this

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are you crazy. she is adorable, and i love the little goyard overnighter!
COCO says – reply to this

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I will never forget her in Interview with a Vampire, she was just a little girl and was excelent ..I will never forget the moment when she kiss Brad Pitt!!!

You may not like her, but she is laughing all the way to the bank with the money she made in Spiderman-Besides she is a good actress and the girl is not a tramp, never in jail, or rehab. A decent, hard working, professional girl. What else do you want? Saint Angelina Jolie? Give me a break. That whore is a box office poison, her Mighty Heart cost $60 million and only made $8.

And please spare me your opinion about this picture. She is very well dress. Her flats, her skinny pants, her white t-shit and plaid jacket , they all look very good together…She is not in the red carpet, she is traveling for God's sake!
skim says – reply to this

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love e bag
sara says – reply to this

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does anyone even like her? i mean seriously…i cant stand that bitch!
BRio says – reply to this

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YOu should be watching FUSE TV wednesdays at 10pm Fear NUttin Band!! BY the way who is this Bitch in the ugly coat and Grandma feet…did she use to be famous??
Paris says – reply to this

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Ugly bitch
nadine says – reply to this

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she looks disgusting. so disgusting in fact i thought it was nicole richie
MizThang says – reply to this

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Whats up with the zombie feet??
LadyJenn says – reply to this

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To be fair she does look fuck ugly, i would avoid being snapped if i was her.
playboy says – reply to this

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Enough with everyone wearing Ray Bans already! It seems like someone is wearing them in every single photo today. So over them.
Meredith says – reply to this

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she is so ugly
JJ says – reply to this

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WOW! She not only has zombie hands… SHE ALSO HAS ZOMBIE FEET! UGLY!
Sass says – reply to this

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Homeless is just not a good look for this skeleton.
adam says – reply to this

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skeleton feet..ew.
ME says – reply to this

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HA! When your ugly, you shouldn't try to hide it. Flaunt it baby!
Sio says – reply to this

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she should try to sell her pics, maybe then she'd have money to eat!
elizabeth is a coward! says – reply to this

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ELIZABETH, DON'T CHANGE YOUR NAME… BE BRAVE!
VegasDave says – reply to this

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She's pissed because without the makeup and right camera angle - she is butt ugly!
MARY_KATE_O_IS_THE_SHIZ says – reply to this

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shes no Mk. she's fug.
Jen says – reply to this

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I'd rather be too skinny than too fat ANY DAY!
MJoelle says – reply to this

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First of all…she needs to have a little more daylight in her life! She looks like she has been living in a bat cave since the premier of Spidy 3! Second of all…she had old lady saggy titties so why in the world do we even need to have her photo anymore??? Tre-NAS-TE!
Soriah says – reply to this

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actually I don't kirsten…. she looks heinous.

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