What Do These Two Have In Common???

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Lisa Loeb's still cute, but Billy Bob Thornton is beyond balding and totally manorexic. Plus, he's named Billy Bob!

Loeb must have been guilted into attending Thornton's album release party, Thursday night in Los Angeles. Yes, he's still trying to make music. Give it up already. We'd rather hear the Bacon Brothers or - worse - even Kevin Costner.

No matter how much he wants to, Billy Bob will never be Juliette Lewis! Though he'd probably look really killer in some hot pink Spandex!

[ Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jul 20, 2007 at 9:34 pm / Email this »

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131 comments to “What Do These Two Have In Common???”

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Jamie C says – reply to this

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First yay gay
paris says – reply to this

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first
paris sucks says – reply to this

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HE looks like a fucking meth head.
yesi says – reply to this

4

first …………

i think
Jenna says – reply to this

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Didn't she wear that same shirt in her Stay Video back in the day?

And why is his forehead sooooooooooooooo big??!
g says – reply to this

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first
AC says – reply to this

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yay
TeamAniston says – reply to this

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SECOND!!
Ange says – reply to this

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Hes So Hot!!!! Id take it from behind anyday! Dayum!!!!
Kill The All says – reply to this

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Anorexia is not gender specific, I am so sick of this fucking "Manorexia" term that the tabloids seem to love.
me says – reply to this

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she is hot hot hotl He is not. Sad
Xena says – reply to this

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Wow he is severely ugly!
t says – reply to this

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He's supposed to have one of the biggest cocks on H-wood
cutie says – reply to this

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ahhahaah billy bob eww
Eye Candy says – reply to this

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is it just me or is he starting to look like an alien head…
Pssshh says – reply to this

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Lisa Loeb is so 90's
cc says – reply to this

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blue steel?
erin says – reply to this

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Billy Bob's forehead totally tyra's to shame. could we have a comparison shot perez?
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Lisa Loeb. She's still rocking those glasses.
Kate says – reply to this

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Loeb is there because she is desperate and secretly wishing Billy will pop the big question!
Carrie says – reply to this

21

Let's see. What do they have in common?
THEY'RE BOTH HAS-BEENS.
Randi says – reply to this

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I wanna be BillyBob for Hallowe'en
Aint'cha says – reply to this

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U R wrong about BB. He's hot. He's "truly" a bible-bred sinner - a masculine, sensitive southern w/ all the secrets, skeletons and screw-ups traditionally found in So. closets.
ojas vaidya says – reply to this

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WTF is wrong with balding. He's banged the hottest women on the planet, like um that jurassic park lady hahaha
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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Seriously…whenever I look at Billy Bob and his freaky hair (facial hair included) and Tats, I remember the old Angelina Jolie.
nomatter says – reply to this

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this guy has had some hot ass women…..personally, I wouldnt let the dirty bastard touch me….
Jason says – reply to this

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Is it me, or does she have some seriously thick man hands?
AMY SLAY ME!!!! says – reply to this

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billy bob looks kinda cute
partypants says – reply to this

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Dont hate on Billy Bob!
Lala says – reply to this

30

I know what this two have in common: both are fuglies as hell!
angela says – reply to this

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god i love him he is my most favorite actor, hes talented and cute. he also plays in alot of movies that are southern, which i can relate too. you should check out pictures of him and angelina jolie when they were married, he is just so fine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
JB says – reply to this

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What is it with all these Hollywood men turning them selves in freakish make up wearing metro sexual plastic Barbie dolls? Even the straight ones fall victim to the lures of Cover Girl and cheap Eva Gabor Wigs. Are they spiking the water out there with estrogen?
Crystal says – reply to this

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He looks like a Simpson's character!
cmdm says – reply to this

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she looks sooooooooo cute…and i must say, billy bob has had a pretty good face lift but the dead animal on his head, aka a hairpiece, is pitiful!
Joanna says – reply to this

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hmmm. Billy Bob is a talented, and he's seriously cool.
Ryan says – reply to this

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Wow, Lisa Loeb still looks good! Yummy. As for Billy Bob, he looks like an alien…he is one hideous man!

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Don't forget folks says – reply to this

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This psycho was married to everyone's hero, Joilee.
Fuck her.
Fuck Perez.
Anyone who exposes his balls for media attention deserves to be shot.
What, what, what???? says – reply to this

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X17 is suing Mario? AWESOME!!! I hope they win! Perez deserves to be shut the fuck down.
There's always hope says – reply to this

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I hope Billy Bob hunts you down and knocks you out cold. You're fucking pathetic.
Lisa says – reply to this

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How giant is his forehead…
Tattoos says – reply to this

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HAHA remember when Angelina was with that guy? Check out his song "Angelina"
on youtube… he has a horrible voice.
Me, Myself and I says – reply to this

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That outfit Billy Bob is wearing looks like something a theater director I once knew (biggest queen on Earth…and always had his claws out) in 1985.
COCO says – reply to this

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And this is a man Saint Angelina married, and this is the man who left her after she went on adopted a kid without his consent…..This man appeals to Angelina, the saint. ha ha ha.

As a matter of fact, I think he is a better person that her and a better actor. At least he is tru to himself.

And also more intelligent that Mr. Pitt.
Donna says – reply to this

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God I am his age and I don't even find him anywhere hot! He looks like a bum
Mike says – reply to this

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i know what they both have in common…they both enjoy slurpping jizz!
mandymad says – reply to this

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I'm a flight attendant and had the pleasure of having Billy Bob on a flight from LA to Austin. You may not be able to tell from pictures, but he is incredibly sexy in person, not to mention being incredibly nice and seemingly humble. Stop talking shit!!!
sophie says – reply to this

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Sophie
I KNOW says – reply to this

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I've worked with him several times, He's amazing!!!
Smart, funny,loyal,kind, and twisted!!!!: A true southern gentleman
I never slept with him but have a a friend who did, she was very impressed!
Berry says – reply to this

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Is anyone NOT suing Perez???
Lucy says – reply to this

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Angelina Jolie took this guy away from Laura Dern. She fooled around with him…broke up his marriage, wore a vile of his blood around her neck and adopted Maddox while "committed" to this guy. Why don't people ever remember how "strange" she was pre-Brad? Has she really changed all that much…she is still doing the same old tricks… just masking it with "charity work" and a bunch of kids who live in daycare…not "school" as she would like you to think. What 1,2,3 or 4 year old child goes to "school"? It is Daycare…nothing more!
FromAruba says – reply to this

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good thing Angelina left his sorry ass… I'd still do him tho…but I would rather do him for money cuz that receding hairline is a real dealbreaker.
Tru says – reply to this

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He looks like he's sick or on drugs.
well really now says – reply to this

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Come on now, look at the size of him. WIth Angelina being just as skinny the two of them would make a perfect couple right for for appearance purposes.
KC says – reply to this

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He totally looks like a bobblehead here, must be a bad angle. I still love the guy. Very fucking charming and truly talented
smokedog says – reply to this

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HIS EYES ARE GOING DIFFERENT WAYS, WTF
Stein says – reply to this

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This is what sucking sigs does to people as they age. Quit smoking, people.
natalie a says – reply to this

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I think billy boy and his wretched man. Stealing ex wife still check the same dealer. They look equally sucked in and hollowed out
La Danseuse says – reply to this

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Sooo can't believe Angelina actually tapped that. And that's not even a fourhead–it's a freakin' seven-head!
SUGAR WALLS~ says – reply to this

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THEY are both has beens!
Chris from Maine says – reply to this

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what do they have in common? they were both famous around 10 years ago.
The Bitch says – reply to this

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Now here are two sexy, talented humans. Oh and I have a crush on Billy Bob.
Xania says – reply to this

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can you say, receding hairline???
Shannon says – reply to this

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Manorexic indeed! The best thing that ever happened to him was Angelina Jolie!
ragerocker says – reply to this

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Lisa Loeb is looking really fuckable, If you completely shaved Billy Bob's head he would look like a Grey Alien.Bug eyed piece of shit actor IMO, his only good movie was sling blade, where he played a retard, I bet he didn't have to work too hard to get into character for that role.
JL says – reply to this

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Its depressing when 50 year olds try and look hip when they buy their
Ed Hardy/Von Dutch get up yet have the body of Uncle Ray. The dude is disgusting and its not cool to be thin and flabby. get fat, or work out.
gary lee says – reply to this

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Cool article
Grace says – reply to this

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I Love Lisa Loeb!!! She's the best and so genuine. I admit it. I loved her show on VH1 or E! whatever. I wish her the best of luck finding a great guy. She very much deserves it.
adub says – reply to this

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Lisa is a friend of my mom, she is the nicest person ever
Jenny says – reply to this

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I cannot believe he was married to the hottest chick on the planet!!
Lynds says – reply to this

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He looks like Moe from the Simpsons!!!!!
Melissa says – reply to this

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I actually really like his music… "I Used to be a Lion" is amazing!
Lynds says – reply to this

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He looks like Moe from the Simpsons!!!!
Precious says – reply to this

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He looks like a hot mess!
angela says – reply to this

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#62 billy bob ain't know hass been he played in school of scoungels and mr cock, so know your facts before you say shit!!!!!!!
Sarah says – reply to this

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Hey, Perez! Please remember that the woman whose brother you would like to fuck………..sucked this dude's dick and drank his blood! Hello, Perez! There might be some nasty bloodborne BB shit running in Shitlows veins! If the whore sucked BB's dick and drank his blood……..hell, Shitlow could have all sorts of nasty diseases!
Terese says – reply to this

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Did they both fuck Slutilina?
Marcel says – reply to this

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Did he not have a drastic face lift? Is that his real hair? He looks like a martian
unfUGLY says – reply to this

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He probably fucked her up the ass with that giant dong! Even the little "quirky" broads love a bit of spit & thrust!!!

;)
pc says – reply to this

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i swear she's had plastic surgery. her eyes look weird, and it's not just those dumb-ass glasses she wears.
Sam says – reply to this

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Seriously … the forehead thing is totally boggling my mind!
douche says – reply to this

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he looks like an old lesbian
loribitch says – reply to this

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And he was married to Angelina Jolie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
B says – reply to this

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Billy Bob is hot hot hot…. and is voice is even sexier
vanity says – reply to this

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lisa ROCKS@!!!!

www.lisaloeb.com
ed says – reply to this

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How can this guy have hair? He is completely bald, horse shoe pattern bald. I guess this is a toupee he is wearing on top?
Jeff says – reply to this

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Haha. I'd forgotten all about the Bacon brothers.
mag says – reply to this

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lisa loeb on perez–never thought i'd see htat one. love it!
nchid2700 says – reply to this

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awwww…she is still cute…she has to be old by now…and she still looks awesome…good for her!and i think she still rocks the glasses so people still know who she is, because really??? who the hell would even know who she was if she didn't? people only know her from the song "Stay".www.myspace.com/nchid2700
Jenna L.P says – reply to this

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Did anyone notice how Billy Bob is doing an Angelina pose?!?
Goo says – reply to this

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He looks better than she does (imo).
He's quite sexy, actually, even balding (golly gosh).
Goo says – reply to this

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He actually owns the pic, "personality".
Ilo says – reply to this

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"awwww…she is still cute…she has to be old by now…"

She's not 80 yet.
Ilo says – reply to this

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Unless she's had AMAZING surgery ?
venusian says – reply to this

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He and Angelina were so perfect together!!!! Please, please go back to Billy Bob, Angelina! Brad belongs back with Maniston!!!
shannon says – reply to this

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My god..is he still alive? The line to purchase this CD will no doubt reach Harry Potter-esk proportions..
suzeq says – reply to this

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I love Billy Bob
Laura says – reply to this

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Billy Bob was way more attractive as his character in Sling Blade. Uh huh.
just me says – reply to this

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Love Lisa Loeb.
Chanel says – reply to this

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#45 COCO, I agree with you.

Actually I kind of like Angelina Jolie when she was married to Billy Bob Thornton. They made a very wild but exciting couple who were true to themselves.

BP is such a souleless dumbass. I wonder why AJ became such a pretentious, boring and stupid person and even went to BP. She probably got overwhelmed by her own Santa Angie's propoganda. Sad.
maddy says – reply to this

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This picture is sooooooo obviously photoshopped. Look at Billy Bobs eyes, they just look cartoony.

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