Britney's Boo Boos

Filed under: Britney Spears

Britney was in full-on mom mode on Friday. The former pop star took sons Sean Preston and Jayden James for a little boat cruise around the harbor in Marina del Rey on Friday.

We kinda miss Spears cousin Alli, B's former assistant. What is she up to these days??? What lead to their rift???

This new girl looks like trouble. And we like it!

[Images via Finalpixx.]

Posted: Jul 21, 2007 at 12:24 am / Email this »

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me says – reply to this

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lol
fjksjfd says – reply to this

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hahahahhaa
Whitney says – reply to this

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well thats some change huh?
First!!! says – reply to this

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First!!!
gh says – reply to this

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jnfdsgdf
Sam says – reply to this

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Loved you on Dateline, Perez !!!!! WOO!
jessica says – reply to this

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what's with the assistant's face??
Britney says – reply to this

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How is Perez posting news? I thought he got arrested…
joelle says – reply to this

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haha what a loser
JUST ME says – reply to this

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BRIT'S KIDS ARE SO CUTE!!!!!
me says – reply to this

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sixth!
Brittany says – reply to this

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I HEAR THE STORM! IT'S COMMING, THUNDER THUNDER
Perezluvstosuckmeup says – reply to this

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and people said he looked like he had syndrom! HE IS UGLY THO HAHAHA
Caroline says – reply to this

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Is it just me, or does Small Fry looked retarded?
kyle says – reply to this

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her kids are so cuuute
hope she treats them well
bitch
smokedog says – reply to this

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Those kids are ALWAYS CRYING
lily says – reply to this

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i think her babies are adorable….too bad she doesn't spend a lot of time with them…
a mom too! says – reply to this

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Awwww! They are so cute! Little Jayden is a doll, and Sean P has just gotten darling!
~btezra~ says – reply to this

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Britney…
pick upthephone
it's your 15 minutesoffame calling on the phone
it's telling me your time is up
will you PLZ pick up the phone, Britney…
Right says – reply to this

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How do you figure she doesn't spend time with them? Honestly? None of you live at home with her, so what exactly would you know. I may not agree with a lot of her decisions, but I will not say she doesn't spend time with them. I am a mother of three and it is nice to get away from the kids. No, I do not always take them with me and I probably would take them out even less if I had to carry them around while having hundreds of pictures snapped of me. Unless you know what it is like to be a mother try to be a bit less conflictive. She is doing a fine job from what I can tell.
bleh says – reply to this

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is that herpes on the ASSistant's lip?
dina says – reply to this

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small fry looks as big if not bigger that tater tot ,and whats up with her ears she looks like a tea pot.
Anonymous says – reply to this

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good for herr
Leave her kids alone! says – reply to this

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Sean looks more like his daddy and jayden more like britney they're cute quit hating on her because she's famous and her kids get attention that you's all lack from you're parents. Jealousy is a bitch ain't it lol
alex. says – reply to this

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#16 - smokedog says:

Those kids are ALWAYS CRYING
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if your parents were britney and k-fed. or even just one of them…wouldn't you want to kill yourself??
karen says – reply to this

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Awww her babies are soooo cute .
Sarah says – reply to this

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The latest New Idea magazine from Australia is saying Britney is pregnant again??!!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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She looks genuinely happy here, for once.
Martin says – reply to this

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Doesn't she look like a blonde mini Britney?
erin says – reply to this

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i like small fry but to be honest he can never really top tater.
JENNIFER says – reply to this

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For some reason I am giving Britney another chance.
MicheletheBelle says – reply to this

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that are pretty cute
madmax says – reply to this

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Wow, those kids really hate Britney!
Fuck you. says – reply to this

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#14 - Caroline, No.. Jayden doesent look retarded. There's actually other pictures from there of him smiling, and he looks so ADORABLE! So.. to answer your question, yes.. it's just you.
Brooke says – reply to this

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Hope brit brit gets her act together for the sake of the kids!
Athena says – reply to this

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What happened to her cousin being her assistant? Did I miss something? DO TELL PLEEEEEZ!
smokedog says – reply to this

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#
#28 - alex. says:

#16 - smokedog says:

Those kids are ALWAYS CRYING
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if your parents were britney and k-fed. or even just one of them…wouldn’t you want to kill yourself??

absolutely
YOUR MOM!!!!!!!!!!! says – reply to this

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489576 th!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!! OMG!!!! You are so cool perez!!!! Will you marry me?
sickofit says – reply to this

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OMG WHO FUCKIN CARES??????????????????????????? Perez.. stop posting about britney she is a washed up peice of trash and makes me ill. a has been. no comeback. stop giving her the satisfaction of attracting more publicity. she used to be my hero now i cant stand to look at her.. and stupid pointless pictures like this.
Jeffree Star says – reply to this

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Perez!!!!!!!!!!! I missed you. Please come to my next pajama party!!!
imarpayne says – reply to this

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I know she has money so why does she not act like it. Yesterday she was shown taking a swim in her underwear and I don't think I have ever seen Tater Tot with pants on, just a diaper. I bet if Small Fry didn't have that blanket (?) wrapped around him we would see that he probably isn't wearing pants either. It's sad they really are cute kids. Oh, yeah. Why does she keep wearing that dress that looks like my great aunt's curtains in the nursing home?
Kiki says – reply to this

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As a matter of fact, think of any one to two year old niece or nephew or cousin of yours and think about how they would react to a mob of strange men (and believe me, these are scary looking mofos who can't get a better job) running after them with flashing cameras screaming and yelling obscenities just to get a reaction.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Brit's new assistant will never last becausae she is SO much more sexy than Britney!

Rash Manly therashreport.com
nice lip lady says – reply to this

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my opinion…leave the meth bulb alone, poor kids
nice lip lady says – reply to this

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my opinion..leave the meth bulb alone, poor kids!
KEVIN_ IS_NOT_THE_FATHER says – reply to this

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SMALL FRY LOOKS NOTHING LIKE K-FED!!!!
skrgjhwe says – reply to this

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I'm glad the new assistant has herpes all up on her face.
Craig says – reply to this

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Can you imagine how messed up her kids are going to be when they grow up? They'll make Eddie Furlong look like Hilary Duff. Britney is such a douche… www.helladouche.blogspot.com The douche list is super fun.
simone says – reply to this

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the new assistant has bad news written all over her, and what's with her face anyway? the kids look cute though…
sdgouirittdhrtyrty says – reply to this

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OKAY GUYS, THEY'RE UPSET ALOT BECAUSE OF THE PAPARAZZI! THEY'RE ONLY CRYING WHEN THE PAPARAZZI ARE STALKING THEM! AND BABIES CRY! THEY GET UPSET! LIKE HOLY FUCK. IMAGINE STRANGE PEOPLE FOLLOWING YOU WITH CAMERAS.. SERIOUSLY!
ME says – reply to this

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Her kiddos are ADORABLE… there is nothing RETARDED about them!
KJ says – reply to this

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#54 I AGREE WITH U!!!!
pack_OF_lies says – reply to this

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i see the PAPARAZZI taking pictures of all the other baby celebs Z, MADDOX, KINGSTON, COCO, SURI, ….and theyre never pictured crying like these two.
dina says – reply to this

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i dont wana be mean the kids r really cute but for some reason they remind me off cartman in south park
Stacy says – reply to this

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they look so much like their dad!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Wow, Britney looks super sexy and hot again, but who is the ugly tall woman with her?
My mistake!
The ugly tall woman IS Britney, sorry.

Rash Manly therashreport.com
Candice says – reply to this

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Why does tater tot look like a fat version of Mark Hamil from Star wars?
Julie says – reply to this

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Wow, when is the last time she's been seen in a decent looking outfit??? 'Bout time.
mtg says – reply to this

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I've gotta admit, her kids are adorable.
Sam says – reply to this

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OMG - Sean P is SOOOOOOOOO cute!! Can't wait for the new Brit video. She is really cleaning up nice. Jayden is precious too.. but Sean P is hands down the cutest thing I've EVER seen
viviana says – reply to this

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There's not criying, you always think she is a bad mother, please see the picture again and it bothers the sun to them.

only is necessary to see the picture for see the truth
lOl PEOPLE!!!!!!!
CPS says – reply to this

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She jus got caught again while driving with sean p on her lap. It's on splash. And she had the nerve to get mad at the paps for catching her ass.
matt says – reply to this

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i think that brit looks great, and of course you are not going to usually see photos likr this. if you look at the commrnts it is mostly people hating on her. people don't comment on the photo, but make mention of a life that they think she lives. People would rather see photos confirming their belief that she is a trainwreck.

It has been roumered that she is in the process of getting new representation, and she is making deals to host night club openings, she just finished making a new video, and has plans to release an album, and is even roumered to be performing at the VMA's later this year. For someone who's career is going down the toilet she has a lot on her plate.
julstar says – reply to this

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What a hot mess… and add a hell no sandwich with that. Ugh vomitrocious
Ruthie says – reply to this

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Is that herpes on the asst.? I wouldnt hand my kid over to to some junkie with giant open herpes sores on there face.
Miss E says – reply to this

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ick ick ick ick ick

www.GoddessMissy.com
EBZ says – reply to this

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Well her kids are cute……….
michelle says – reply to this

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OMGHEY ARE ADORABLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HATERS WILL NEVER GIVE UP! says – reply to this

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HATERS……………………………..SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
please, you are sounding so haterlicious! She looks decent here! Of course her kids are cute..she is cute! GAAAWD you would think that you guys wouldn't feel so bad about yourselves! If it make you feel better I permit you to go get some p.e.n.i.s, or p.u.s.s.y! GO to the spa..do something..because as of right now…you sound like a bunch of pansies!
chinagirl1 says – reply to this

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If she's pregnant she's gonna drop a big greasy cheeseburger and pass it off as a big ass cave kid. I'm even smarter when I'm all boozed up.
bebe says – reply to this

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omg small fry is cute and she looks so happy!
Jenn says – reply to this

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The kids are both cute ……. and duh the kids are always crying…… thats what little kids do……. sean does look more like the dad…. new girl does look like she does have herpes… and at least she is with them unlike what people say…. love you Britney can't wait for the album to come out…
Mika says – reply to this

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I just saw the video on the splash site. She had Sean in her lap while driving. Dumb bitch, i hope they take her kids.
ruru says – reply to this

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the assistant looks like britney…….trashy
fe says – reply to this

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i know brit has done some crazy stuff lately but i still love her! and i am totally hoping she makes an amazing comeback. aww and sean & jayden are soooo cute! they look so much alike!
get down tramp says – reply to this

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#77 shut up, please! Please do us that honor…go back to your cage..like a good mutt!
Erik says – reply to this

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Britney still my favorite mom, she's so radical but yet tender and loving with her children. She is hot and I am crazy for her!
Mika says – reply to this

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Don't be mad at me because she's a terrible mom. Go to the splash-video website and see her driving with Sean on her lap. It's new.
reality-check says – reply to this

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That first 1 looks like it has downs syndrome….
loribitch says – reply to this

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Girl on the left's got some serious herpie problem. Maybe they've been cleaning carpets.
GET DOWN...TRAMP..DAMN! says – reply to this

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I'M NOT MAD, BUT I WISH THAT YOU WOULD STOP WAGGING YOUR TAIL BRINGING MORE FLEAS! I know plenty of parents that let their kids drive on their lap..numnuts! I don't know where you are from, but you need a dose of reality…Valley SMUT!
Mika says – reply to this

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I can't believe your defending this bitch. You must be a hardcore fans of hers.
julie says – reply to this

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Its really good to see our Brit Brit looking so wonderful and bright i love that about her i still love her as a person and those kids are handsome little boys ..i still don't like their father ..
GDT! says – reply to this

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yes..I am!
I don't understand why soo many people dog her out in the first place! Nobody knows what really went on with her mother, or k-bitch? I think that she is doing good with her kids..for someone that is going at it alone! I think that her family situation is messed up like Lindsay Lohan's! LL mother, isn't really mentally an adult…I feel that when Lindsay get through with rehab..If she goes back to her mother..she will relaspe!
mary says – reply to this

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does anyone know who makes those sunglasses??? thanks!
Rosi says – reply to this

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She forgot to brush her toungue. Wackala
JD says – reply to this

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trainwreck britney…. bringing kids into this world…. the future for these kids…. hopefully it won't be too fucked up =(
sandeana says – reply to this

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Dear Perez,
One thing I will say, that at least Britney Spears's sons both have normal names. She does not name them after food, or bodies of water, or celestial bodies in outer space. nor does she name them after after species of animals. And she doesn't give them strange, made up names like Suri.

Sandeana

o

p
elijah senechal says – reply to this

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you guys are all fuck tards britneys kid juss has fat cheacks its cute if you look at all of kfeds kids they all have chubby checks FUCk off
James says – reply to this

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lol Tater tot
Ooops, she needs to hit rehab again. says – reply to this

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Looks like good old "bad kid with ADD" (that is: alcoholic bipolar in denial) is back!

"Bad kid with ADD" in need to stripe down to her panties in front of a thousand paps to get her feet on the water must back to rehab to put her shit together.

Trainwreck is back in full mode.

This time, FOR REAL.
reality-check says – reply to this

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hmm whos thighs are fatter? The new girl lneeds to lose that cheese on her thighs..funny thing is her having more leg cheese than Shitney prob got her the job.
woah says – reply to this

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damn, #95 you seem mad at the world. why would you talk shit about brit's kids? if you don't think they are good-looking kids, then you need to get your eyes checked cus they are gorgeous, and it's not just because they have chubby cheeks.
pffffft says – reply to this

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Why do her kids always look so miserable?
madmax says – reply to this

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These guys will be breaking into our houses in about fifteen years to support their drug habits.
kitty says – reply to this

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oh god i just love you!!!! LOL i like your page and please don't stop doing what you do.

A LOT OF LOVE FROM MEXICO

I'm gonna stand by for more gossip stuff

♥
B for Beeyotch says – reply to this

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omygosh!!!!!!!!! jayden looks pretty retarded to me(downs)… sad
Vanessa says – reply to this

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Britney's new bitch looks like a Kmart knock off of ScarJo, no joke, hahah.
jennnnnnnnnn says – reply to this

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her kids look retarded
HATERSGETFUCKEDINTHEEND says – reply to this

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I swear it must be some fat miserable whores that are mad because all of the guys just pass them by..it's ok! They have therapy groups for all of you bitter washed up whores! GAWWD i bet you that Britney is doing 10 times better than all of you, the proof…LISTEN TO YOURSELVES..jealous because she made something of herself, and your actually sitting up talking about her..she don't even know you exist..WHO ARE YOU?
SOMEONE SAID "WHY ARE HER BABIES ALWAYS CRYING" Ok, I know that you can't put 2 and 2 together..so I will help you, stumpy!
Well..if the scumarazzi is in your face 24/7 shoving camera's down your throat..wouldn't you be scared to(IF you were a baby) COMMON SENSE PEOPLE!

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