Britney's Boo Boos

Britney was in full-on mom mode on Friday. The former pop star took sons Sean Preston and Jayden James for a little boat cruise around the harbor in Marina del Rey on Friday.
We kinda miss Spears cousin Alli, B's former assistant. What is she up to these days??? What lead to their rift???
This new girl looks like trouble. And we like it!
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Fetal alcohol syndrome.
Distinctive facial features, including small eyes, eyes wide apart, an exceptionally thin upper lip, a short, upturned nose and a smooth skin surface between the nose and upper lip, short chin.
That first picture of Small Fry looks like he should be saying, 'Help! Could someone get me a real mom? Please? This mom is all loud and smells like nasty weave and Cheetos!"
How come Britney never has the kids in a stroller or something. I know people have said there's nothing wrong with her carrying them around and that it shows she's so close to them, bt im sorry I think thats a pile of crap. My explanation is that she's never actually out with the kids for long enough to need a stroller. She drives them to wherever she's going, (tanning shop , studio etc, you know, places that are soooooo such fun for kids, ) and is there for a short time, probs an hour tops and then she's off again. This is probably why she feels she doesn't need one, because she isn't actually going on a proper day out with the kids, but is instead just guickly popping out for her own needs.
You see when my child was that age, if I was going out for the day i.e more than an hour, I would certainty bring a stroller. It would be near impossible to go shopping etc without one. Babies are heavy and it is just impractical and plus most kids like to take a nap after being out and about. So my point is, when we see britney with the kids, it's only ever when she's going somewhere for herself and also that basically those kids aren't getting to enjoy simple pleasures in life, such as going for walks, parks etc. I have on;y ever seen Britney at the park once with sean preston, thats it, once, fucking hell. And in response to people who say she can't take them to the park, do normal things, blah, blah, blah, because of all the paps, just shut up with the pathetic excuses. Other celebs do take there kids out to do funs things all the time, Jennifer garner, pam anderson, etc etc. And you know what, if britney did these normal things right from the start with her kids, on a regular basis, then nobody would give a shit and the paps wouldn't hound her as bad as they do now. So there! (childish I know)
Why is she taking care of her kids!!!??? That women should be in jail for endangering her children so many times!! I mean how many vists has child welfare made and the only reason she still has them is because she is a washed up old has been!!
WHy u Americans so obsessed with Britney?
i feel sorry for all of you who don t have lives to just criticise Britney but thats pure envy of her money , if you all do something in your lifes to be happy would be a big step for ur hapiness , but its more easy to point the finger to others.. can someone imagine how much pression britney lives ? would u like if it was other way around ? u should all start to wake up for live and live it and be happy , defects everybody have virtues also so …. Leave Poor Girl Alone
I fell sorry for britney spears kids
I fell sorry for britney spears kids ! boo whoo
Neither of those kids look like Brit or Kev. Non the less they ARE SOOO CUTE!! and Brit is just a dirty-party concious has been……like seriously what kind of mother picks partying over spending the night with her children?? I KNOW: A Bad Mother!
With all her money, you'd think she could put some pants on those kids. Taking your kids out in public in Diapers is sooooo TRAILER TRASH !!!
i hope cuntney gets drugged and dies. this world would be so much more peaceful
wow! miss thing walking with britney is lookin pretty hurt….actually, her mouth really resembels this older somewhat homeless gay guy i know that spent one to many years tweaking and picking at his face constantly. britney really should think twice about letting her get her face all up on her son like that. i did however like how she was dressed slutty while britney was feeling dangerouse i guess and was pretty coverd up. maybe thats her mom side kickin in! you go girl!!
It's all for show people!! She knows the cameras are following her! She wants you to THINK she is involved in their lives! I'm calling her BS!
they are so cute now! i didnt expect the older one to get so cute but hes adorable
fuck you perez i hate you!!
let britney live her life!!! gosh don't you have anything do to besides lying stuff about the celebrities?? why won't you go and ly about youself?? shit face!!
your just jealous that your not as famous as britney or other celebrities!!!!
go and wear a condom and be happy and get a life!! loser !!
once again you are a SHITFACE you DICK!! and by the way you not a hilton!! your to ugly and poor to be a hilton you perez!!
Why is it that this skank has to always have her mouth open for pics? Does she think she looks cuter with her big yap open? I realy hope she reads all of the shit that we say about her. She tells people (i.e. paperazzi (sp)) they are fat when she's a cow herself. But I guess people like her who have no class let alone a clue just don't get it.
She is going to lose it again in the next few months. She needs some mental health intervention.
That is one ugly baby.
awww, those boys are so cute..you gripe about her going out partying but when she's spending time with her family you give her no props..SAD. anyways, i dunno who that chick is but that shit on her lips gots some shit on her lips.
awww, her boys are so cute.. i mean come on now, give her some props, she's spending time with her family. everytime she's out partying everyone gripes about it. sad! anyways, i duno who that chick is with her but that shit on her lips gots some shit on her lips
She's trying. Cut her some slack. Damn, if she doesn't make the cutest kids:-)
I love Britt and I wish everyone would leave her alone, I believe she is a good person and a good mom. Everyone I.E. the tabloids make her look like a trainwreck!!! I'll be youe BFF Britt, I have kids too!
AWWWW they're so cute.
small fry looks like britney's mom and tater tot looks like kevin to me
her sunglasses are from joyce leslie… they cost $6…i should know because i own them…. i mean she's fuckin famous… she's in desperate need of TOM FORDS and a therapist…wtf is up with her? lol
this new girl does look bad she looks like she has the HERPES on her LIP!
Whats with the druggie glasses on the friend?
wow her friend dose look like trouble. druggie glasses short skirt bad style must have gotten it from friend britney. to mu surprise those kids are not cute at all.
oooo former BURN Perrez Burn.
Beverly Hill Billies
Brit has got some cute lil boys. And for everyone who is talkin sh*t about the lil ones. You need to get over yourself. THEY ARE LITTLE FRIGGIN KIDS. BEARLY 1 AND 2. PEOPLE SHOULD REALLY LEAVE THE BOYS ALONE!!!!!
awww! Britney's babies are so CUTE!!!
This is the first time I saw a photo of Jayden, he's adorable.. why was she hiding him from the media like something was wrong with him??!!?
HER BABYS ARE SOOOO FREAKIN CUTE
i want one
Why doesn't she ever have the kids in a stroller? Even poor moms have strollers, what's up with that?
i hope that the assistant get pregers with k fed's baby!!!!!!
that would be fun woundnt it
Aww, they're cuties!
her friend looks like Natasha Lyonne
OKAY
#1 to ANYONE who has the nerve to get on her kids… YOU'RE PATHETIC! It's one thing to hate on her, but why do you have to insult some innocent kids?? They can't help that their mother is a fucking moron. They are adorable, as any other kid, and whoever is lame enough to make fun of a child should be shot!!!
#2 Although I must agree what the hell is Britney wearing.. yet again. I swear, this girl is so wasted she doesn't know whether to dress like a 2 dollar ho or her great grandma!!
#3 Whoever says the assistant looks hot in this photo is also a lame b/c she's wearing sunglasses.. you can't even see what her face really looks like!!!!!!!!! All you can see is her face is PALE and BLEMISHED… how in the world is that hot?!?!
The new nanny is a ringer for Bonnie on Hell's Kitchen!