On A Lighter Note

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THIS is too brilliant for words!

Posted: Jul 21, 2007 at 10:59 pm / Email this »

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Jess says – reply to this

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First mean but hahaha
Kstar says – reply to this

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F&*#ing fantastic!!!! I saw this on TV and said to myself, "She has GOT to be joking!!!"
kyle olson says – reply to this

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she is a damn mess!
claire says – reply to this

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Holy fuck. What a crazy crazy bitch that Paula Abdul is.
danielle says – reply to this

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oh please like youve never been upset and felt underappreciated in your life? honestly, find someone else to pick on then paula. shes a better person than youll ever be.
Peter Hoffman says – reply to this

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LOLOL joy of joys
Valerie says – reply to this

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That was too amazing for words…it's so tragic when the Bratz dolls reject you…suicide story coming our way?!?

p.s. my favorite part is when she turned angry and said, "shut-up…I am trying to tell a goddamn story." Riiiiight
Kevin says – reply to this

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oh my god…she's crazy…

Paula…it is a movie that will BOMB…like your TV show
~*~ pinky ~*~ says – reply to this

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paula needs to take a look at the story right below…tammy faye….and get some damned perspective!
Jennifer says – reply to this

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She's mildly retarded. I can't believe she's on TV.
shinebrighter says – reply to this

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Hope things gets better for her.
Cassandra says – reply to this

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Gee, I wonder why no one watches her show?

lol.
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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I wanna have sex with her old crazy #ss.
She's entertaining….I'll tell you that. wah, boo-hoo, wah!!
Diva says – reply to this

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awww. Paula's Sad
But I think to some extent possibly when you are struggling for a while everything else when it doesnt happen for you makes you react more strongly than you thought. Like when you are in a relationship…maybe shes ina relationship with her work where doesnt reciprocate
Cassandra says – reply to this

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wow, I wonder why no one watches her show?

lol.
skinnygirluver says – reply to this

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KEEP A CAMERA ON HER!!!
B. Fweeners says – reply to this

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She's single, right?
Straight Up says – reply to this

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good fuck! at her age she doesn't get life isn't always fair??? grow the hell up!
Gigolo says – reply to this

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Fock Tammie Faye!!
Fock JESUS!!
I am the true messiah

To the tune of riiicolaaa:
GIIIGOLOOO!!!
omg says – reply to this

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can u say meltdown??
clint says – reply to this

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SHE'S IN FKING SHOW BUSINESS. THOSE ARE THE BREAKS! she may love what she does. but no one else really does…WHAT A WRECK! (you know she's going to hit up on the bottle just to cope with that)
Caroline says – reply to this

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BOO HOO
Sarah says – reply to this

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You know what! Paula Abdul is so F&CKing annoying! Her and Randy JAckson need to get their asses off Idol, and get real judges who aren't prejudice. Bring in let's see how about Brian McKnight and Sharon Osbourne!!!! There ya go!!!
paula is dumb says – reply to this

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BOOOHOOOOO poor me, everyone is out to get me
mimi says – reply to this

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OH MY GAAA .. WHA A FUCKING ACTRESS.. SO SO FAKE…
all says – reply to this

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Funny, but she wasn't dropped by the movie.
She's listed on imdb as an executive producer and cast member.
Sarah says – reply to this

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GiGolo…shut the F*CK up you sadistic devil!
Katherine says – reply to this

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i can't believe she's serious, poor thing.. i mean if you want GOD to help you, don't use his name in vain a few moments later hahahaha dumbass.
Paula says – reply to this

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Guys im trying to tell a GODDAMN story here!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!ROTFLOL LOVED IT SHE IS PRETTY ENTERTAINING
Redhead says – reply to this

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I, too, am sad that I am not the executive producer on the BRATZ movie. Where is God when you need Him? This does not make sense!!!!
Lisa says – reply to this

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is she bi-polar??

does she ever get through an episode without some sort of a melt down?
elle says – reply to this

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wow that was special
GiniLeaE says – reply to this

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Cost of Digital Cable to see Paula Abdul: "Straight Up" reality show = $50
Cost of a ticket to see Bratz: The Movie = $8
Cost of Paula Abdul's CD's in the bargain bin @ Walmart = $5 (or less!)
Seeing Paula Abdul break down in tears on every show = PRICELESS

Even her staff thinks she is having a serious meltdown…
When you can't get a gig on the D-movie Bratz, then you ain't shit anymore!
*And they call Kathy Griffin D-List? She's an A-lister compared to Paula!*
stesh says – reply to this

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too. fucking. funny. love you so so much perez.
CHANTAL! says – reply to this

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whoa that's fucked up perez. i like her
Paula--NOT Abdul says – reply to this

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Waaaaahaaaaahaaaaa. I jus' don' unnerstan. Just because I act drunk and crazy every day of the week, they don't want me on their stinkin' movie. I don't get it. Waaaaahaaaaahaaaaaa…

Uh, did you get the shot of me slamming my door. Want me to do another take?
Brandon says – reply to this

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Oh god….lol
JB says – reply to this

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Oh, why do all these terrible things happen to poor Paula, such a mystery, a mystery that she's just too tired to solve. And the pitiful thing is that half the people who watch this really feel sorry for her. Even as they're putting on their Burger King costumes and getting ready to walk to work.
Kathleen says – reply to this

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I remember her gracing the magazines of The Big Bopper and Bop sixteen years ago, and now she has turned into this????
Kallie says – reply to this

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What a freakin looser. How can anyone feel bad for her when she's looking for GOD over her own personal meltdown. She should be happy that she is healthy and successful. I'm sure that she could trade places with many people way worse off than her pitiful self. Stop having a fucking pity party.
Amy says – reply to this

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hahah how ridiculous is that? but she does have a gorgeous lamb bag
mez says – reply to this

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poor effin paula.
loribitch says – reply to this

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Whaa crybaby, wah!
Terese says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! It'll be ok Paula.. take another pill. And please don't whiten your teeth anymore… they are fucking GLOWING and look alien..or like you have a glow stick in your mouth. Enough is enough already.
Lenny says – reply to this

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Your teeth do not look natural Paula…but I could see your mouth around my cock.
Bill-625 says – reply to this

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Hilarious!
c says – reply to this

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brilliant!
ted says – reply to this

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I take back everything bad i said about you for posting her phone call , she is fucked in the head
Phila says – reply to this

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She is pathetic.
Luther says – reply to this

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You want to know what makes this brilliant? Paula is getting for publicity for having a televised emotional breakdown in the process of shamelessly plugging the "Bratz" movie–which she was likely paid by them to do. Brilliant marketing!

I love you Paula!!
Yolawnduh says – reply to this

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HAHAH i saw them making fun of this on the Soup it was great how gayyyyyyyy
Iheart paula says – reply to this

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The show is funny.
Nick says – reply to this

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I feel awful for her!

Some people, like your fat ass, should just leave her alone.

She tries so hard and people just keep on picking on her as if they're all in high school.

Seriously leave her the fuck alone.
inomarka says – reply to this

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christ if you breathe in her general direction she starts crying.
Julieta says – reply to this

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That HAS to be a joke!
I can't believe it O_o
She's pathetic.
aussiegal says – reply to this

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oh for fux sake…that woman is a sandwich short of a picnic
Sydney says – reply to this

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Wow, her plea to God wasn't even in the throes of despair, it was part of her reasoned commentary. Where is God when you need Him? Yeah, that's what I'm asking. Or at least, where is the tranquilizer gun when you need it? Put that psycho bitch down for the night.
Tammy Faye says – reply to this

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She was just diagnose with a rare brain tumor leave her the fuck alone u fat fuck perez!
Tiffany says – reply to this

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What a fucking wreck.
kymama says – reply to this

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What in the holy goddamned f*ck is WRONG with her? Quit telling us ALL THE TIME how hard you work, Paula. You sit on your oxycodoned ass and judge people for a living. I don't feel sorry for you…nuh uh. And p.s.–quit drinking the bong water.
staci says – reply to this

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aw i feel bad for her.
tina says – reply to this

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That is really sad….and really mean of you to say it is brilliant, Perez
Natalie says – reply to this

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How about her blowing off that little girl who wanted an autograph,
she's a fucking bitch to her fans, it's a big act.
and that show prooved it.
if paula agreed to air a reality show to prove she is a mean nasty bitch on pills…we got it!
Vash says – reply to this

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We all have ups and downs. Her faults are no diffrent then our own, there just on film, so perez go stuff a car up your ass! YOU SHIT HEAD!
lipchic says – reply to this

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yawn….who cares Paula!
Get Real says – reply to this

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Boo Hoo, idiot. I have NO sympathy for her. There are so many around the world that work damn hard too, and have MORE REASON to be upset about certain turn of events, BESIDES SOME STUPID BRATZ MOVIE!
This bitch is so out of touch with reality, that she is painting herself in a very poor light on her own reality show! idiot.
In fact, I am in the middle of one of the toughest battles I will have to endure, and to see her whining, belly aching and snapping about her getting cut from a BRATZ movie project is just down right INSULTING and vomit inducing.
HAG
She obviously has energy and stamina - she needs to get a f'n clue already and use her powers for good instead of bullshit.
JohnnyG says – reply to this

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Remember when Perez linked to audio of her having a breakdown about someone telling her she's too old to get on the covers of magazines anymore? She bursts into tears anytime she doesn't get what she wants. She's probably the only person on earth who would literally cry over spilled milk. Can't you just see her there at the kitchen table sobbing "the milk spilled, where's god when you need him? I don't want to live anymore, waaaaaaaa"
Monty says – reply to this

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Is she serious?? She's got to be on some heavy pain killers and vodka
perez loverrrr says – reply to this

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omg i freaking love it!!! shes a nut case and this just proves it even more!!!
RedRory says – reply to this

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Looks like Paula's been hittin' up the hillbilly heroin again.
Kurt Tinrod says – reply to this

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WWAFF about Paula Abdul's latest faux drama, or Perez's either? Fuck this plastic, inconsequential bullshit existence.
marina says – reply to this

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that has got to be one of the funniest things i have ever sseen.
"I'M TRYING TO TELL A GOD DAMN STORY!" bhahhha.
Tripp says – reply to this

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THAT BITCH IS A HOT MESS!!!
Shean666 says – reply to this

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Nick Says
"I feel awful for her!
Some people, like your fat ass, should just leave her alone.
She tries so hard and people just keep on picking on her as if they’re all in high school.
Seriously leave her the fuck alone. "

Umm ok riddle me this batt cram.She tries so hard at what?fHaving a fucking breakdown because her"Team" didn't pack the right sweat pants for her flight.Mabye it was the hard work she put into flying to qvc and having a meltdown because the jewlery she " made" didn't match the MEMORYof the samples they sent her.Is she working hard off of taking the cash out of the pockets of her staff because she conviently "forgot" any of her own cash.
Jenn says – reply to this

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This is just sad. What the hell happened to her exactly? You need to know when to give it up!!
brenna says – reply to this

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pual abdul is not a drunk she just has downs syndrome .. no joking at all
Jenny J says – reply to this

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Cannot wait till she dies
leece says – reply to this

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you guys are incredibly rude. give the poor woman a break. you would be pissed off if you'd gave up your time and put effort into something, and then had it thrown back in your face. jesus give it a break!
Cups says – reply to this

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She is in dire need of anti-psychotic meds.
Jacqui says – reply to this

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Oh leave her alone. If you got fired from a project you worked hard on and cared about, I bet you'd be upset too.
She's not drunk, on drugs etc etc. And wtf? A brain tumor? Downs syndrome? I don't think so.
Joi says – reply to this

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OMG…was I the only one who found it hilarious when she went off on her assistants?? She acted as if she was really saying something to one of her dear friends. SOOO FUNNY to me!!!
hendrik says – reply to this

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I Like her Madonna shirt!!
poorariel says – reply to this

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omg. of course she's a fucking alcoholic.. look at her. nothing screams crazy & in need of zanax like that. she locked herself in her room to drown her sorrows in alcohol.
NICK says – reply to this

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SHE NEEDS A FRIEND TO LISTEN TO HER. I LOVE HER.
nina says – reply to this

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Perez… I love you! Thank you so much for posting that. I don't know why her pathetic display of tantrum just made my day a little brighter…lol! If I wasn't married and you weren't gay, we be made for each other…lmao!!!
Lizzy says – reply to this

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hahaahhahahaha

oh perez i love you!

how f-in entertaining!
Nika says – reply to this

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Paula indeed is addicted, I know who delivers her H.
She's just as fucked up as #87.
blair says – reply to this

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hahaha
Jenn says – reply to this

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What a fucking idiot.
Derek says – reply to this

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WOW!!
She needs to put down the crack pipe and pick up the Prozac!
jessica says – reply to this

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I think that it was perfect how you had this post next to the post on Tammy Faye. Here Tammy Faye was in constant pain and DYING from inoperable cancer yet her faith in God never wavered…nor did she ever sit around crying for herself. Paula on the other hand finds out that they won't be needing her for a BRATZ film and she falls into a pool of self-pity crying out "Where is God if this can happen to me". She even yells at her assistants to "shut-up" so she can continue with her "woe is me" soloquiy.
Lisa says – reply to this

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Okay, she's nuts. And if the whole world thinks so, it's her own damn fault for doing a reality show. Honestly, doesn't she make enough money off Idol?
harryhood says – reply to this

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i'd feel bad for her if she didn't put this out there herself.
FoxyFemme says – reply to this

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i kinda feel bad for her….. she's a ho but she doesn't deserve to go through all that alone…
Margarita says – reply to this

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I've watched brief clips of Hey Paula and thought "what a NUTJOB!" But then I decided to watch the episodes in entirety…
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My opinion is that there are several things going on with her. One, she is a RAGING insomniac who sleeps so little that she becomes delirious. And yet still she can't fall asleep! She really needs to get some help with that (though Starbucks late at night surely doesn't help.)
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Next, her two female assistants needed to be fired. They're too disorganized and when you're running on a tight schedule, you have to have every single detail in place. These girls have no idea what they're doing and Paula has every right to be fed up with their inability to handle details with aplomb. Paula might be overly sensitive and deeply emotional, but her assistants are straight up incompetent. Let them try working for a celebrity like Madonna who demands absolute perfection in all things — they'd be kicked out in 10 minutes. Paula needs to stop pleading with them and start telling them that she's no longer going to be paying them for failing to think two moves ahead.
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Also, she *is* an eccentric personality who is sorta nutty and bubbly and hyper. Nothing wrong with that, but it really comes off wrong when combined with the sleep disorder (which she seems to think is a good thing — it's like she thinks going without sleep is just a sign of being a hard worker, but in her case…it's a sign of a serious problem!) She reminds me of a restless child. Like children do, she gets hungry or wants to go to bed and it's all she can think about and her mind gets distracted and she starts whining and moaning and flopping her body around in a bit of a tantrum. For an adult to behave like this, it's like she has ADHD or something. Sure, maybe she's taking too many pain killers, but in my opinion, even if she is, that's only one of many problems she's dealing with at the moment.
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Lastly, the world of show business is a back stabbing kind of place. If she wants to be part of it, she needs to toughen up and develop a much thicker skin. Yes, people have treated her unfairly based on what we've seen on this show. But she's allowed it to happen to some degree. For example, the guy who was supposed to set the jewelry aside for her: she knew he hadn't done so. She needed to walk into his office and tell him to do it now. And if she wants a piece of her own jewelry designs for herself, and QVC won't give it to her? She needs to threaten to take her next collection to one of their competitors. Instead, she just moans and groans while people maximize profits off of her and refuse to give her what's been promised. For the Bratz movie: she designed all the costumes out of pocket and then didn't get a return call for two months. When they finally did call, they wanted to see her designs the same day — while she was getting ready to go to the Grammys! And this because they fired their wardrobe person and were turning to her as a last minute last resort? She should have told them to go to hell right then and there. Instead, she offers her assistance and winds up being cast aside in the end anyway. As the saying goes, "Burn me once, shame on you. Burn me twice, shame on me." So though she complains about it, she ultimately accepts this poor treatment. And the more disorganized she is, the more she's seen as someone who is flailing around in emotion, the more she surrounds herself with a second rate team, the more people will continue to write her off no matter how hard she works. Sad, but true. Show business *is* cruel. But anyone with half a brain knows that going in and crying about it isn't going to change it.
Superd says – reply to this

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Geeze she is soo pathetic, at this point i feel bad for her. Why are her friends letting her dothis show???
Nicole says – reply to this

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"where is god when you need him?"- You have got to be freaking kidding me. Paula, ever think God isn't even helping people dying in Darfur… so sorry he couldn't make you keep it together long enough to keep your job on the stupid ass BRATZ movie.
Does she have any real friends at all? She needs a serious psych eval STAT.
Nicole says – reply to this

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BTW, to you guys who are ripping on Perez….he is only showing a clip of her show. The fact that she looks so pathetic is her own fault. If anything, he is doing her a favor by "promoting" it.
Slava-Lava-Lava says – reply to this

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Argentine famous TV producer???????????
So famous you could not include your own name?! How Shocking.
It was presumptuous to chat directly, instead of email. How imposing was that, if you're actually a real producer. To me, it would indicate you are not, or you'd show more respect. Should Perez have another email for such things rather than his AIM? Probably.
However I think you may have demonstrated another point you may not have been intending….
Mr. Self Serve
Seniour Selfo Servo
Amber says – reply to this

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I like the way her assistants were giggling in the background.

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