On A Lighter Note

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THIS is too brilliant for words!

Posted: Jul 21, 2007 at 10:59 pm / Email this »

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lefty says – reply to this

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I like how she cuts off her staff when they are trying to console her…
"its all about MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Brittany says – reply to this

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Poor Paula! That's so messed up!
caroline says – reply to this

103

you guys should leave her alone …
SexyChexMex says – reply to this

104

Shoot, I'd be angry too if I spent long hours/days/months trying to work out a multi-million dollar project and got cut. Fuck dat shit!
BeatrixKiddo says – reply to this

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I really want to know what that email said. I think Paula's problem is that she invovles too much vicodin..I mean, EMOTION, with her business.
No one takes you seriously when you're cackling one second and then blubbering another second. Get a hold of yourself for chrisssakes. No wonder no one watches the show.. I mean, shit, having a meltdown over a Bratz movie. I agree with Pinky. Get some damn perspective.
Margarita says – reply to this

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Re: post #87:
Though you keep posting it all over his site, that AIM chat session doesn't make Perez look bad at all. What it shows is that he eventually realized you weren't really an Argentinian producer at all, because every time he told you who to contact to make official arrangements for his appearance on your TV show, you just kept dragging the AIM session on and on. When he caught on that you weren't really who you said you were, you called him a diva and gave him a lecture about how to handle his new fame (which no professional would say to someone they're trying to book on their show) and then he pretty much told you to eff off. As he should have. He was nice to you until you revealed that you were just some nutter relishing the moment after he bought into your story when really, you were just effing with him. You knew all along you were going to use that chat against him publicly.
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Now every time you repost that word for word chat, you prove again and again that you weren't who you said you were — you prove that Perez's suspicions were right on the money: you were just some idiot trying to waste his time and bait him. What a total dumbass you are for not being able to see that.
Becky says – reply to this

107

She really needs to get some help. Pitiful to feel so out of control.
jon says – reply to this

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guys..why dont you leave Paula along and mess with other people. She was just disappointed on something. I mean, havent everyone had a job they really want and didnt get it? yall need to get a fucking life and leave Paula alone. None of yall have any hearts around here including the fat gay ass white boy wannabe Perez. I mean….who really wants to be white now days anyway….i want to be black…now thats cool. oh yeah and im not black either…..but i sure do love some sexy ass sistas. Better than those ugly ass white girls who cant get no natural tan.
Zanna says – reply to this

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Yea…#87…we got it the first MILLION times you posted it. Shut the fuck up. You fucked the whole deal up anyway.
Precious says – reply to this

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Dangs everyone..have a heart!!! Have you not ever had a expectation of something and it did not happen….anywho..
Margarita says – reply to this

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Awww, #113:
For an adult impersonating a kindergartner, you're positively adorable!
Margarita says – reply to this

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Hey! Whoa! My post in #115 came in on the wrong thread.
That wasn't directed at post #113 above me. Wonder how that happened?

Sorry about that! Carry on…
bodi says – reply to this

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a) bratz are totally ridiculous. they dress like hookers! and they are only concerned with the mall and doing each others hair! and this is a doll for children? its insane. what are 'the bratz' teaching our little girls about their own self worth?

b) wow…it looks like paula's assistants were trying to help or comfort her and she just totally bit their heads off. dduuddee - some people are trying to be on your side and you are not letting them.
Margarita's not the brightest bitch in the litter says – reply to this

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Margarita. STFU honey. Go make some tortillas for Jesus and Juan. You've gotta get down to the flea market sweetie.
jess says – reply to this

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"you guys please! im trying to tell a goddamn story!"

priceless
marsha says – reply to this

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Why doesn't she admit that she's on pain killers? She has chronic pain. The medication prevents her from sleeping, and her nervous system is a mess. Can't she see this by watching herself? Doesn't she realize that she's doing this to herself? She's the first true brunette bimbo.
Margarita says – reply to this

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Ahh…I see now. Tthe post numbers are changing because posts are actually disappearing for some reason. For example, the person who said something stupid and inane about my username — their post is no longer there.
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Anyway, back to Paula…
Margarita says – reply to this

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Oh good. I get to take a second shot at this loser (and I'll quote them this time in case their post magically disappears again):
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#117 - Margarita's not the brightest bitch in the litter says:
Margarita. STFU honey. Go make some tortillas for Jesus and Juan. You’ve gotta get down to the flea market sweetie.
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Awww, for an adult impersonating a kindergartner, you’re positively adorable!
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Aimed! Fired! Bullseye! And no innocents wound up in my line of fire this time!
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Now if only I were Mexican, I might be personally angered by your racism, but alas…
Leanne says – reply to this

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She's nuts!!!
WTF?? says – reply to this

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Does this Margarita bitch have a life, or does she sub blog on Perez's site all day long?? You have nothing relevant to say honey, don't write a novel.
Dion says – reply to this

121

So Entertaining!!!!
I LOVE WATCHING THAT TRAINWRECK!!!!
Amber says – reply to this

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I like the way her assistants are giggling at her in the background.
poor paula says – reply to this

123

paula is having a world class meltdown.
god bless her…
Lynsey says – reply to this

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OMG. If she's NOT on drugs, then she's just plain crazy! Even her assistants were smirking.
Why would anyone WANT to be associated with the Bratz movie???
Wackooo says – reply to this

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"I AM TRYING TO TELL A DAMN STORY HERE!" ROFL WAAAAAAH WAAAAAAH
Stephanie says – reply to this

126

Seeing how crazy and desperate for attention and guidance she is…I know for sure she totally boned that Corey Clark guy and Sugar Mamma'd him.
bigbitch says – reply to this

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You have got to be shitting me! They let this saggy sorry sad ass woman on TV? I sat there and laughed when I saw this….while theres kids dying every day of malaria and AIDS, here she is boo-hooing that she got axed from a bratz movie!!!! Stupid bitch! Wake up Paula you sad sack of soft-cock! We need to dump you in africa for a year or so.
Gomer says – reply to this

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ROFL - someone more fundamentally unstable than I am. IT'S A MIRACLE!
texascowgirl says – reply to this

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it finally paid off you all she is getting back what she deserves after american idol telling off people with out talent now she knows what it feels like for her to know she doesnt have any talent wino wino wino wa wa wa wawa go cry your self a river some where else that is not tv she is A BIG WINO!!!!!!!!!
Willow The Wisp says – reply to this

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She's that upset because she lost out on one movie project? What about hard working people that are losing their jobs due to layoffs on a daily basis and have nothing to fall back on? She's so full of shit it's coming out of her ears - and what a bitch to her assistants! She makes Naomi seem like an angel.
amy says – reply to this

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oh my god. these are not realy problems. she has all the money she will ever need - doing this stupid film is not something which is necessary for her financial or commercial survival. there are people with REAL problems in the world and she looks ridiculous crying over something so trivial.
Kim says – reply to this

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Omg..Paula is such a fucking cry baby,geez. WHAAAAAAAAAA!
boots says – reply to this

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ignore people when they tell you to stop picking on people. i dont know paula personally but the way she portrays herself… she thinks shes a god. celebs like that need people like perez to remind them theyre not hot shit.
Kimberly says – reply to this

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Even her buddies don't seem very sympathetic. Wow. That's sad.
Michelle says – reply to this

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I kind of feel bad for her. However I also think she is really emotionally unstable.
fleadisco says – reply to this

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Paula should go to rehab I say go, go, go!
awww says – reply to this

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thats so sad. poor her i really feel genuinely sorry for her. poor paula
Serena Blackthorne says – reply to this

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Next time we see her. she'll be wearing her lipstick three inches outside the edges of her lips and screaming at the camera… "No more wire coathangers!"
Love you Perez, keep smacking their balls.
4sknfAN says – reply to this

139

too funny. when's she gonna talk about aborting that jackson baby?
Francis says – reply to this

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BRATZ!!! IT"S BRATZ YOU FUCKING IDIOT! why would she even want to have any credit for something so retarted!!!
Miss Megan says – reply to this

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OMG Paula like….. get over it.
LILLY says – reply to this

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She needs to be realistic. Just because she has been working 'hard' on something for a couple of months, she can't automatically expect to get the position that she wanted. What the hell is wrong with her, she is always having breakdowns. Isn't she a little to old to be going through a midlife crisis?

P.S. It's just some shitty Bratz movie, who gives a damn!!!!
neenster says – reply to this

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OMG haaaaaaaaaaaaaa hAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! okay, now that i'm done laughing…. WAS THAT A BOTTLE OF PILLS ON THE TABLE?!?!?
perez boi says – reply to this

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This is so sad to see this, this women works allot and if you had as much weight on her shoulders as you do you'd have a breakdown to.
she deserves so much and has done so much for music. she has a breakdown because she lost a job anyone be that way loosing a job its obvease. so many people are shallow. losse a job what is she sapposed to be exstatic and happy?
alex says – reply to this

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you guys…please…..I'm trying to tell a godamn story!
deborah says – reply to this

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if whining were an olympic event—i'd back paula.
roy says – reply to this

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pretty much what perez' reaction was to how the ladies on the view treated him!! leave paula alone, she's haarmless
Susannah says – reply to this

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Oh good grief!
Tiffany says – reply to this

149

Funniest thing EVER!
expartegirl says – reply to this

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She's fucking nuts.

Speaking of nuts, P….show us the uncensored version of yours! You naughty monkey!
megan says – reply to this

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why the fuck did they ever put this stupid washed up idiot on tv
kg says – reply to this

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I cannot believe this woman still has a job. She can't possibly believe this reality show is going to improve her popularity. I watched two minutes of it and had to change it. What a mess. The worst part about it is how badly she treats her people. They walk around on eggshells and have that deer-caught-in-the-headlights look all the time. It is pathetic.
Dora the Hysteric says – reply to this

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The FUNNIEST part is when Paula tells her crew to SHUT UP and you see the blond assistant smirking and giggling. Precious! Even her assistants don't take her seriously. Whaddya expect from a cheerleader? She's an idiot.
Brownbear says – reply to this

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LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL I AM DYING RIGHT NOW !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO SEE THAT AGAIN !!!!!!!!!! HER ASSISTANTS WERE LAUGHING !!!!!!!
malvolio says – reply to this

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…i don't care if it's real or not, it's hysterical — on all levels! she is definitely one of my top 5 meltdowns. prior to all this (fairly recent) blubbering and babbling, she was as boring as white bread. now, every little thing this wingnut does is magic! keep on keeping on, paula!…
Gina says – reply to this

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tHAT IS SO DAMN FUNNY WHY GIVE A SH@T SHE HAS MILLIONS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
shrumpetto says – reply to this

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wah wah… debbie downer
Brittany says – reply to this

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Um, am I the only one that saw the prescription bottle sitting on the table she was at? Or perhaps it just looked like a prescription bottle. I know a pill-head when I see one and Paula is definitely a pill-popper.
909 says – reply to this

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what a joke… how pitiful–i don't buy it. Those look like BS tears or she's flat-out unstable.
Kelsie says – reply to this

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Wha? She's a fuckin' nut!!!! Whoa, has she always been this way?
Paula'saTrainWreck! says – reply to this

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Holy moly, Margarita, you sure have a lot of time on your hands, is Paula Abdul worth that many words written about her? Yikes! Paula is in her own little, self-absorbed, self-important world where she feels entitled to everything she wants and if she doesn't get it, the world has wronged her. End of story.
Cloee says – reply to this

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I think my Abdul needs a reality check……. No one's died, she's not been given the devestating news she has cancer, I mean my chuffin God!!!
Bratz dolls have dumped her - who cares!
gigi says – reply to this

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There are worse things that can happen in life. Also, who would want to be associated with a movie that promotes childrens' toys that look like baby prostitutes!
Che says – reply to this

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WHAT THE HELL!! ”please u guys im trying to tell a god damn story!” lets send simon cowell over to cheer her up

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