Stupidity Runs In The Family
Filed under: Britney Spears
Britney Spears' former assistant, her cousin Alli Sims, wants to be a pop star.
Her first step towards rehab and a career that will pale in comparison to her cousin - Alli has put this place holder on the website of her future online home.
We'd rather see Jamie Lynne Spears attempt a go at Pop Princess.
Alli? She can maybe apply for a job at Hooters (after breast implants and a nose job).
Posted: July 21, 2007 at 11:39 pm



First! don't ya love attention whores?
She looks totally busted in this picture. Who beat the shit out of Alli with an ugly stick? This may be the worst she's ever looked.
FIRST?!?!?!?!?!?!?
BURP!!!
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!
first?? anyways what a looser this one is
whore!
FIRST BITCHES!!!
Her nose is HUGE….HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE……GINORMOUS
almost first…first time commenter, YAY!
what a joke
first, bitches!
she's better looking than Brit, by who cares…….I'm gay
stupidity indeed.
ugh. lets see how long this one lasts..
ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF! FUG! Her nose looks lik eum the faces of those two on Beetle Juice when they fucked up their faces and tried to scare people. Ick. PUH LEASE go buy a dildo and stop with this pop star stuff now. K thanks.
she's nasty !
Another pop star? Be real and call us i mean them what they really are…..whore
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Just what we all need… another bobble head.
i already hate her
get some boob job!!!!!!!!!!
attention getter
Other than her big nose, she's 10 times hotter than Britney.
She looks like a tranny into S & M.
HONK HOOOONK HONK HOOOONK! What a nose. I bet she snorts some hellish lines.
eeep! She needs a nose job and breast implants asap.
BIG SHOULDERS- VERY TRANNY LIKE.
She will have a sex tape out in no time.
haha i've seen bigger noses
Perez, that was a very stupid thing to say! How can Britney Be stupid, when she can Buy your ass..out of a job! You make a living off telling her life, she can care less about yours! I agree that her cousin is really busted! that hair, say a million words! alone! That hideous choker, the whole picture is fucked up! What I really want to see is You(perez) singing, and selling millions, and millions of records..then holler at me!
I KINDA FEEL BAD FOR HER. SHE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GIRL.
Fug!
omg…dude…I went to high school in bremen GA with Alli…though she can sing (she could get away with doing the singing vocals for a disney movie–HA), she does NOT have pop princess potentiel….my friends from home and I all talk about how she used brit to push her own name out…that's all she talked about in hs…and, although I want to wish her the best, I am going to have to say that Perez is right; she is stupid…she picked the WRONG time in britney's life to whore herself out for her fame. If she had hung about brit 3-5 years ago, perhaps she would have had a chance…however, I think this project will be a failure!!!!
dream on hill billy
This is very interesting. I can't wait to hear what this will sound like.
poor brit no wonder shes they way she is everyone just uses her.
Why does she remind me of Phyllis Diller?
God her nose is big, she better have that thing looked @ if she wants to be a drunk wh%re like her cus
she looks good, good luck Alli,
side not: be nicer Perez!
SURE SHE CAN BE A POP STAR ETC ETC… AFTER A NOSE JOB OR 4…THAT BITCH HAS SOO MUCH MAKE UP ON I COULD CARVE THE WORD "FAILURE LOSER" ON HER FACE!
You don't need big jugs to work at Hooters (although it is a plus), you just gotta be cute. But that nose, damn you can poke an eye out with that!
Britney! Get off Perez's site, put your cigarettes down, go get your kids out of the pool… listen to your stylist and publicist– or rehire one.. and shut the fuck up.
faaaaaaaaake
so this is why she has been sucking up to Avril Lavigne aswell , trying to climb up, just one of the pay for friends with an agenda
NOW I see why Britney cut all of her friends, and family short! NOBODY knows what goes on behind close doors! From the ouside looking in..I think that her family is greedy as hell! I think that her(Britney)father isn't shit! I think that everyone around her probably changed when the mega money started rolling in…Threy including her mother tried to control her money, and where it was going..by this time Britney was grown, and had a love interest..which turned out to be ill-fated! She put all of her love, and trust into this scumbag, that probably planned on getting her knocked up..for starters!
I heard some where in a interview she said" that she had to get rid of all the users, and coat tail hangers out of her life" SO THAT IS WHAT/WHERE ALI is at right now!
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The pic is heavily photoshopped and she is still HIDEOUS.
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No chance in hell of this dog becoming a pop star.
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What she really want to do is DIRECT!
(Hey, Perez, what's with you showing a "ball" on another blog site???)