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Stupidity Runs In The Family

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Britney Spears' former assistant, her cousin Alli Sims, wants to be a pop star.

Her first step towards rehab and a career that will pale in comparison to her cousin - Alli has put this place holder on the website of her future online home.

We'd rather see Jamie Lynne Spears attempt a go at Pop Princess.

Alli? She can maybe apply for a job at Hooters (after breast implants and a nose job).



185 comments to “Stupidity Runs In The Family”

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  1. Katie says – reply to this


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    First! don't ya love attention whores?

  2. Jessica says – reply to this


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    She looks totally busted in this picture. Who beat the shit out of Alli with an ugly stick? This may be the worst she's ever looked.

  3. Kayla says – reply to this


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    FIRST?!?!?!?!?!?!?

  4. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    BURP!!!

  5. Katie says – reply to this


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    I LOVE YOU PEREZ!

  6. *B* says – reply to this


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    first?? anyways what a looser this one is

  7. Shiloh says – reply to this


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    whore!

  8. WILLIEBERT says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES!!!

  9. skinnygirluver says – reply to this


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    Her nose is HUGE….HUUUUUUUUUUUUGE……GINORMOUS

  10. dammit says – reply to this


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    almost first…first time commenter, YAY!

  11. over it says – reply to this


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    what a joke

  12. sugarwalls says – reply to this


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    first, bitches!

  13. another homo says – reply to this


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    she's better looking than Brit, by who cares…….I'm gay

  14. Cristina* says – reply to this


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    stupidity indeed.
    ugh. lets see how long this one lasts..

  15. Terese says – reply to this


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    ARF ARF ARF ARF ARF! FUG! Her nose looks lik eum the faces of those two on Beetle Juice when they fucked up their faces and tried to scare people. Ick. PUH LEASE go buy a dildo and stop with this pop star stuff now. K thanks.

  16. gossip says – reply to this


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    she's nasty !

  17. korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this


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    Another pop star? Be real and call us i mean them what they really are…..whore :) :):):):):):

  18. Yvonne says – reply to this


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    Just what we all need… another bobble head.

  19. me says – reply to this


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    i already hate her
    get some boob job!!!!!!!!!!

  20. matt says – reply to this


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    attention getter

  21. 999 says – reply to this


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    Other than her big nose, she's 10 times hotter than Britney.

  22. Inny says – reply to this


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    She looks like a tranny into S & M.

  23. Una says – reply to this


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    HONK HOOOONK HONK HOOOONK! What a nose. I bet she snorts some hellish lines.

  24. courtneyyy says – reply to this


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    eeep! She needs a nose job and breast implants asap.

  25. Jenica says – reply to this


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    BIG SHOULDERS- VERY TRANNY LIKE.

  26. Kim says – reply to this


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    She will have a sex tape out in no time.

  27. CanadianChick says – reply to this


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    haha i've seen bigger noses

  28. Ms. Sugar walls says – reply to this


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    Perez, that was a very stupid thing to say! How can Britney Be stupid, when she can Buy your ass..out of a job! You make a living off telling her life, she can care less about yours! I agree that her cousin is really busted! that hair, say a million words! alone! That hideous choker, the whole picture is fucked up! What I really want to see is You(perez) singing, and selling millions, and millions of records..then holler at me!

  29. BRITNEY CAN MAKE YOU CRAZY says – reply to this


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    I KINDA FEEL BAD FOR HER. SHE SEEMS LIKE A NICE GIRL.

  30. NYCBELLALOVESSHIA says – reply to this


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    Fug!

  31. krystal Woods says – reply to this


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    omg…dude…I went to high school in bremen GA with Alli…though she can sing (she could get away with doing the singing vocals for a disney movie–HA), she does NOT have pop princess potentiel….my friends from home and I all talk about how she used brit to push her own name out…that's all she talked about in hs…and, although I want to wish her the best, I am going to have to say that Perez is right; she is stupid…she picked the WRONG time in britney's life to whore herself out for her fame. If she had hung about brit 3-5 years ago, perhaps she would have had a chance…however, I think this project will be a failure!!!!

  32. lola says – reply to this


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    dream on hill billy

  33. Luther says – reply to this


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    This is very interesting. I can't wait to hear what this will sound like.

  34. poo says – reply to this


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    poor brit no wonder shes they way she is everyone just uses her.

  35. kspot says – reply to this


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    Why does she remind me of Phyllis Diller?

  36. Angie says – reply to this


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    God her nose is big, she better have that thing looked @ if she wants to be a drunk wh%re like her cus

  37. Anonymous says – reply to this


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    she looks good, good luck Alli,

    side not: be nicer Perez!

  38. clint says – reply to this


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    SURE SHE CAN BE A POP STAR ETC ETC… AFTER A NOSE JOB OR 4…THAT BITCH HAS SOO MUCH MAKE UP ON I COULD CARVE THE WORD "FAILURE LOSER" ON HER FACE!

  39. Jenna says – reply to this


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    You don't need big jugs to work at Hooters (although it is a plus), you just gotta be cute. But that nose, damn you can poke an eye out with that!

  40. Your Mamma says – reply to this


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    Britney! Get off Perez's site, put your cigarettes down, go get your kids out of the pool… listen to your stylist and publicist– or rehire one.. and shut the fuck up.

  41. savedandfamous ;) says – reply to this


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    faaaaaaaaake

  42. ted says – reply to this


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    so this is why she has been sucking up to Avril Lavigne aswell , trying to climb up, just one of the pay for friends with an agenda

  43. Ms sugar Walls says – reply to this


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    NOW I see why Britney cut all of her friends, and family short! NOBODY knows what goes on behind close doors! From the ouside looking in..I think that her family is greedy as hell! I think that her(Britney)father isn't shit! I think that everyone around her probably changed when the mega money started rolling in…Threy including her mother tried to control her money, and where it was going..by this time Britney was grown, and had a love interest..which turned out to be ill-fated! She put all of her love, and trust into this scumbag, that probably planned on getting her knocked up..for starters!
    I heard some where in a interview she said" that she had to get rid of all the users, and coat tail hangers out of her life" SO THAT IS WHAT/WHERE ALI is at right now!

  44. Well says – reply to this


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    The pic is heavily photoshopped and she is still HIDEOUS.
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    No chance in hell of this dog becoming a pop star.
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  45. Stein says – reply to this


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    What she really want to do is DIRECT!

    (Hey, Perez, what's with you showing a "ball" on another blog site???)