They Did This On Purpose

Filed under: Jessica Alba

The clown look must be in.

Why do they try and make her look so bad????

Jessica Alba continued to pimp out her new Fantastic Four movie at the film's Berlin premiere on Friday night.

With all the makeup, she looks a little less brown.

Maybe that's what she's going for????

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Jul 21, 2007 at 2:43 pm / Email this »

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yo says – reply to this

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First mofos!
carmen says – reply to this

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ewwww soo nasty
Rainne says – reply to this

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first?
buzzkill says – reply to this

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first
S says – reply to this

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First, sluts
A i d e e says – reply to this

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Well said!!*
Make that racist and ungrateful bitch go down!
up close and personal says – reply to this

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i didn't realize she was a monet
Crystal says – reply to this

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OMG AM I FIRST???? Thats A LOT OF LIPSTICK! haha
fvd says – reply to this

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one
Dallas Knight says – reply to this

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First! LAWLZ…I mean seventh.
alice says – reply to this

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u so funny perez!
jessica says – reply to this

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she looks fine! don't be a hater…
AlbaIsHOT says – reply to this

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Jessica is HOT. She isn't Latina so get over this racist attack on her. She's multicultural American. If you don't agree tell it to her face on myspace.com/jessicaalbax
Me says – reply to this

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be proud of who you are ALBA
Martin says – reply to this

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That actually made me not want to kiss her now. She's looked better… maybe she was just trying a new look.. lol
What you are is not who you are says – reply to this

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She doesn't want to be defined by her race. I was raised to think of that as a good thing.
Brand says – reply to this

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FIRST!
hokie says – reply to this

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thats a shit load of makeup- but most celebs were a ton of makeup.
sally says – reply to this

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It's like they are trying to make her look less brown with all that caked on foundation!
What's looking brown got to do with it says – reply to this

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Racist.
jane says – reply to this

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You people on this site need to get a life and stop making this fat,ugly fudge packer get rich.
What has her colour got to do with it says – reply to this

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Perez is a racist
poop says – reply to this

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Uh … #13 Jessica alba is latina. They probably just say she's multicultural to make it seem like she's not. Racist.
A says – reply to this

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LOL @ less brown
M- says – reply to this

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mario
i don't like you
BUT, you are usually SO RIGHT ON
this bitch so wants to be WHITE
so sad
COCO says – reply to this

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Ok Perez, we got it, you love Angelina, Paris and hate Ansiton and Alba. It's obvious, it's redundant and get's tired.

I love you and my advice to you is, please oh please do not become an Al Sharpton for hispanics. We really don't need that. We can defend ourself and don't consider ourself "victims". And the world "brown" to described a latin it's idiotic because latins are all colors and shapes. You know that, I know that, americans don't know that.

I'm cuban like you and like you I'm blonde and have green eyes, all my family is like that, that doesn't make it better, but it's a fact. Jessica Alba grandparents came from europe and some from Mexico. Her parents were born here, she was born here, she doesn't feel mexican. What's wrong with that? She is an american. A-ME-RI-CAN! Born in the USA.

The woman has class, she dress like a dream, is decent, hard working professional. Live her alone.
AZsun says – reply to this

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jessica alba is a hating SKANK!! She needs to wear 10 pounds of makeup on her skanky face because she's so fucking ugly without it. She is ugly inside and out. She should do us all a favor and just go away.
Eric says – reply to this

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Hey hey I love your site but do you have any news on Whit Houston? I'd love to see you post something about her. There hasn't been any news on her lately. I'm a big fan and I just wanted to know that. Thanks!
Sara G. says – reply to this

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oh god, perez, shut up. she looks fine. maybe if she'd done up her eyes and cheeks she might look a tad overdone, but she's just rocking the dark lipstick.

quit being such a bitch.
korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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im sure shes been gettin in by every hot prod in europe, i wonder if she ever let chris evans slide it in, i would
dora,greece says – reply to this

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that bitch is ugly!I totally agree with you Perez.she looks like a clown.
FRANCO says – reply to this

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Jessica is proud to be what she is…AMERICAN.
bekka says – reply to this

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LOOK, perez hilton is not being racist. AND yeah, a person should not be defined by their race BUT that doesn't mean you cannot be proud of who you are….

NOW….jessica alba is a stupid bitch who is not proud of her hispanic heritage. i used to like her, now i will not pay a cent to see any of her movies.
Ugggh! says – reply to this

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Jessica Alba is a Latina wether the bitch likes to admit it or not! Obviously a lot of you don't know what Latina means…..so let me break it down for you all. If you are from Latin descent (like she is) you're Latina! Ok?!?!? I know that maybe hard to believe but believe it! Just because she chooses to talk English doesn't automatically make her a guereja! And just because she has come up with the idea in that pretty little head of hers doesn't make her a guereja either! So for all you "Jessica Alba is not Latina" this is the part in a game show were the buzzard would sound because guess what honey bun……YOU'RE WRONG JUST LIKE HER!
Kevikev says – reply to this

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Does Perez even speak Spanish? I think he's full of shit.
fuzibuni says – reply to this

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he has bulimia face.
janie says – reply to this

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When the're dark they try to look lighter. When they are pale they spray on the fake tan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NEVER HAPPY WITH THEMSELVES. THAT LIPSTICK IS GGGRRRRROOOOOSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
janie says – reply to this

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y
dig says – reply to this

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Why does it offend everyone so much that she identifies with being white? Why is it only okay to 'celebrate' being latino, as P.H. does? I'm tired of people saying that being proud of you heritage is a great thing…unless you're white, then you're a racist. So much hypocracy!!!
think says – reply to this

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the united states is a nation of immigrants, with its own cultural norms, and immigrants are encouraged to assimilate. maintaining your ancestral culture is a choice which partly belongs to you, and partly to your parents. my mother is filipino and my father is not. I don't speak tagalog, and i don't identify with filipino culture. nor do I identify with anglo americans, or african americans. i choose to be a multicultural american. castigate her all you want. you're saying more about your intolerance than her character flaws. people have a right to chose. as a member of a persecuted minority, you should know better than to encourage a herd mentality.
me says – reply to this

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she looks old!!!!!!!!
ijustnotice says – reply to this

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Hey! she kinda looks like the latina gwen right there!
Dallas Knight says – reply to this

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How could Perez possibly be racist? He is the same ethnicity as Alba - SHE is the racist. Her Dad said right to George Lopez's face mid spanish sentence: "I don't speak Mexican."
simone says – reply to this

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it's funny because she's trying not to look Latina but she looks like a straight Chola right here, for real…come on jessica
Jules says – reply to this

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she looks beautiful
janie says – reply to this

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It's so uneven too. One word for her. LIP-LINER!!! GOES ON FLAWLESS, BUT MAKE SURE YOU GET THE PENCIL AND A SHARPENER. DOES NOT GO ON WELL UNSHARPENED!!!!! CASE SOLVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meh says – reply to this

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Er, HELLO?! Did you guys NOT see her in the latest Fantastcic Four film. She looked SO white-woman-blonde-hair-blue-eyes-esque that I thught it was a fucking joke!!
She aint proud of who she is. She's just falling under Hollywoods speall like the rest of them. Dickheads.
apyknowzitall says – reply to this

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Just leave the poor bag alone. Just because she was honest about how her parents chose not to shove culture up her arse.
david says – reply to this

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She is an ugly white washed whore!!
Brian! says – reply to this

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She is so fucken ugly!!!!!! and of cours she looks like a clown!
Pat O says – reply to this

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She looks like an American to me. What's wrong with that? I'm of Irish decent, should I be forced to waer a kilt wherever I go? Do Jews need to always wear a yarmulke for you to be happy? Sounds like you're the racist, Perez. BTW, that graphic of your face on the top of the page makes you look more white than me!
laura kyle says – reply to this

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Too bad, she's one of those beauties who looks better without makeup.

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p.p. says – reply to this

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who gives a fuck about jessica alba?
Shireen says – reply to this

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She is just so DULL. Not even this horrible make up job can save her from being boring. If she doesn't want to embrace her heritage, that's her deal, but at least it would add a little spice to an otherwise ordinary chick.
mars says – reply to this

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arrepentida!!!!!
Mayhemx10 says – reply to this

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All of you are fu**ing crazy! Before I even read the crap Perez wrote I stoped to admire her make up! She looks beautiful! It's a nice change for her. The "girl next door" look gets old after awile. Nice job Alba!
perezsucksass says – reply to this

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Get over it Perez and leave Jessica alone. You are the racist!!! You're like a hispanic Nazi! There's nothing but hate inside of you. Learn to accept the fact that others disagree with you!!!
PARIS says – reply to this

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The actor, in the picture, like Alba have black hair, black eyes and kind of a dark skin. Where is he from? Do we care? No. Why then, we must know were Alba is from?

She doesn't feel mexican because her mother is from Noregue or another country in Europe. So probably Alba, was race under her mother culture and never in contact with the mexican heritage.

Just beccause her name is Alba don't mean she has to eat tacos and embrace the mexican flag. Cristina Aguilera is the same thing. Her mother is American and her father is from, I guess, Ecuador, but she's never being there and don't think she is an "ecuatoreana". Would you blame her?

People are free to identify themself as they want to. My grandfather was french, his son, my father, was cuban and I was born in United States. I don't consider my self french, but american. Same with Alba, so what's the problem?
jammijam says – reply to this

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That's one dead sexy white girl!
Phoebe says – reply to this

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Jessica looks gorgeous! Who cares if she doesn't want to capitalize on being something she's not. Gimme a break and shut up with the stupid racist card already. That is so lame and played out.
ROCCO says – reply to this

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Perez, do you consider yourself "brown" just because you're latin? As far as I'm concerned you are whiter than any anglo.

Latins are black, brown, white and even yellow. Some decent from indians, some from africans, china and europe. The majority of mexicans looked indians, but the majority of argentinians are totaly white and very europeans. So to name every hispanic as "brown" show your total lack of knowledge and culture.

Hispanic is not a race.
A.S. says – reply to this

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Thank you, #41. Race is a cultural construction that is taught, not inherited genetically. Anthropologists and sociologists all over the world agree that the concept of race is one of the most ridiculous ways people define each other. People should be more concerned with how they represent the human species and less concerned with whether or not a complete stranger identifies with a cultural group. Point is this: 1) not identifying with you culturally doesn't mean she's 2) denying that you may share common ancestry. Also, here's a heads up: racism exists on both ends–it's not just white people who do it, and it's not just minorities who suffer from it. A lot of you are exhibiting racism and are practicing reverse discrimination. Sorry, but when you degrade someone on the basis of race–period–you're racist and you're discriminating. Doesn't matter if you're doing it in the name of ethnic pride. Fact is that you don't know her and you're judging her on the basis of her race. I'm Asian and a minority myself, so I know how it feels to be discriminated against, but I'm also here to say that we don't get a free pass to discriminate against others ourselves just because we're "minorities." Also–if she doesn't identify with latinos, why the hell are some of you so hellbent on having her as a latina spokesperson?
Phoebe says – reply to this

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Jessica looks gorgeous! So what if she doesn't try harder to be something she wasn't raised as, who gives a shit. Shut up with the racist card already. It's so old and played out.
Victoria NYC says – reply to this

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I'm a latina & very proud! latin is beautiful, spicy & sexy! She needs to check her self! WAKEUP GIRL BEING WHITE IS BEING BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!HELLO!
malky says – reply to this

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Perez go to hell you racist piece of shit.
Latino is an ethnic/cultural designation - not racial or biological. If Jessica Alba does not consider herself Latino then she is F-CKING NOT A LATINA, move on! The girl has some Mexican heritage but she also has plenty of non-Mexican heritage and did not grow up around Mexican-American culture. Grow up you freak and stick your ignorant racial politics in your ass.
malky says – reply to this

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Perez go to hell you racist piece of shit.
Latino is an ethnic/cultural designation - not racial or biological one. If Jessica Alba does not consider herself Latino then she is F-CKING NOT A LATINA, move on! The girl has some Mexican heritage but she also has plenty of non-Mexican heritage and did not grow up around Mexican-American culture. Grow up you freak and stick your ignorant racial politics in your ass.
Ella says – reply to this

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PEREZ i love you your entertainment has practically saved my life lately.. in these hard times…. but anyways… that lady…if anyone tries to reject hteir race they just end up hating thesmselves… whatever i have had oen too maany wine glasses… but all i have to say is keep it up.. and all u nasty fuckers who diss PEREZ.. .why are u on his fucking site.. u obvisouly admire hi and probably some gay dood who is just jealous of perez…
xo
DR. FUNK says – reply to this

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P…you need to just quit it homie.CUBANS are the most ANGLOPHILIC…race conscious …tribe walking the earth.I've never met a Cuban who was'nt DESPERATLEY trying to play up their EUROPEAN ancestry-while poking fun at or outright DENYING any AFRICAN ancestry.No matter how dark their skin.I've met you.YOU"RE NO DIFFERENT.
At least Ms. Alba is honest about her upbringing.
Mathme says – reply to this

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Yeesh, I don't like Alba, but that's because she's a terrible actor. Who cares if she doesn't call "latina?" Why expect people to pigeon-hole herself based on some ethnic background? What difference does it make? Should I be shunned because I don't think about myself as a "German _____"? That I don't consider everything I do from some ethnic/racial position? If people want to, that's great, too… that's their thang. But she, as far as I know (and don't care to look into it) she never lived any where in latin america– she's just a Stateser.
Mi Mi says – reply to this

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Perez…I love you! Keep doing your thing AND SPEAKING THE TRUTH. It's gotten you to where you are today…Which is, successful, notarized and your own show in the works. The haters can GO KICK ROCKS. Keep it up Perez.:)
Rene says – reply to this

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JUST BECAUSE SHE DOESNT CONSIDER HERSELF A LATINA DOESNT MEAN SHE IS, OR DOESNT MEAN YOU (PEREZ) HAS TO LABEL HER LIKE ONE. SHE'S AMERICAN CAUSE SHE WAS BORN AND RAISED IN AMERICA…FUCK YOUR BACKGROUND! WHAT CAN THAT GET YOU? PPL BE REALISTIC! STUPID IDIOTS.
baxter says – reply to this

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um, she may not be in touch with her "mexican roots", but boy does she look it. there is not one scent of anglo on this woman. i'm not claiming to not being a racist. i most likely am. atleast i can hold my own set of "cojones" and say it. unlike the rest of you, perez included.
Tito Morales says – reply to this

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#26 Coco describing herself as white bragging about your blond hair and green eyes cubans like you make me sick. And cubans who look like you are also the minority in cuba. You probably dye your hair and wear blue contacts like Perez do. Spainards in europe look down on people like you to they don't even like latinos. Once latinos like you come to america you try to be so white and only want to identify with white american culture. Jessica Alba is ashamed of her heritage whether you so-called white washed cubans want to believe it or not.
mtg says – reply to this

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I am so sick of this bitch.
heeloooo there says – reply to this

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What's all the fuzzz about? She looks gorgeous like always.. and all that crap you write about her, i mean what has she exactly said, that is sooo bad?? NADA.. i'm so tired of reading about that… it's just bull…
kinkkyyy says – reply to this

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whore
Downfall says – reply to this

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She's starting to remind me ALOT of Michael Jackson. Maybe she'll consider herself so non-hispanic that she'll bleach her way into making a point.
Snow white says – reply to this

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Can you blame her? Who the hell wants to be MEXICAN anyway? I sure wouldn't.
Your Mother says – reply to this

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Wtf? How come red lipstick is oh-so-amazing when Gwen or Christina Aguilera do it? Whats wrong with Alba wearing red lipstick? Why can't she experiment with her look if she wants to? She looks mighty fine and I think she's really pushing the envelope in a good way by defying the so called 'make-up rules'.She's done up both her eyes n lips prominently.I love it
Trish says – reply to this

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I don't see anything wrong with her makeup. It's just a bad expression. If he were smiling it would look better.
anonymous bastard says – reply to this

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#6 - A i d e e says:

Well said!!*
Make that racist and ungrateful bitch go down!

————-

you are the racist!

Why is she one? Tell me!

It is because some granddad was mexican but she feels american?

That is not 'racism', that is NORMAL,

You stupid cunt!

Or let put the same measurement on all white americans. Since almost every american has a german between his or her ancestors, they shall embrace their 'germanhood', or they are all racists.

Right?

You bitch suck.
Lou says – reply to this

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Jessica is a slut bitch from hell to facists like Perez, and a heroine for all us mixed-race mutts!
Go! Go! Jessica! You tell it like how it is for all of us mixed-race mutts who never belonged anywhere! We're sick of being rejected and claimed whenever it's convenient! We reserve the right to call ourselves whatever we want! Death to the one-drop rule!
dina says – reply to this

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she looks great i dont know what r u ppl bitching about
Geraldo says – reply to this

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Perez is right. It is only the self-hating, white washed cocnuts like #26 Cocoand others who disagree with him. Jessica is ashamed of her race.
Lisa says – reply to this

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she is such a sad person maybe she should get in touch with Michael J.so they can bleach together
Susan says – reply to this

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Perez, you dye your hair blonde. Quit trying to be white.
Lisa says – reply to this

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She is such a sad person maybe she should get in touch with Michael J.so they can bleach together. I am Latina don't speak spanish born in the USA and will always be a Latina.
heather says – reply to this

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i think the problem here is that this makeup makes her look OLD. if i didn't know better, i'd say she was in her mid to late thirties, based on the pancake look. and BTW, i thought that shade of lipstick went out in the mid-nineties.
sille says – reply to this

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#93: Perez is so not trying to look white - he looks totally freaking hot with that hair! And oh.. just to comment on the alleged famous agentinian tv producers conversation with Perez, I really do not see anything wrong with how Perez acted towards him… Of course he should be treated as a star - cause he is! And he is totally right when he sais that he does not need anyone who is already involved with the media - he is a totally hot bitch and he has got a big fan base allready!
Kiki says – reply to this

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Hey Susan, Perez isn't trying to be white by dying his hair. He is white in color. And FYI, people who dye their hair lighter aren't trying to be white. Maybe they just want to try new looks. Do we accuse true blonds of "trying to be ethnic" when they dye their hair brown? Heck, most true blondes I know dye their hair 10 shades lighter than it actually is. Everyone dyes their hair and it isn't because they're trying to be a certain race.
paige says – reply to this

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i dont give a shit if alba is latina. i see some black, mexican, cuban, chinese, canadian, italian, french, korean, german, british, puerto rican, japanese, and any other shit-hole origion-country except american
Kiki says – reply to this

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I agree, Stille.
And what legit producer contacts a potential client via AOL IM? Perez was right to be skeptical. Not even sure if that convo is true though.
BTClan says – reply to this

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Who cares about her…look at him! I LOVE Ioann!!
Rosi says – reply to this

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How can I say this , she is not pretty. She is "cafre".
RoQue says – reply to this

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Wow, Your so right! I guess the awful blond hair in the movie wasn't enough. Boo to you Jessica!
Kiki says – reply to this

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Oh and BTW, who the fuck wears brick colored lipstick anymore?
This bitch looks dirty to me. Like she doesn't shower. If she was a real lady, she could have gotten her point across in a classier manner. If she doesn't want to be stereotyped as a total Latina (which she isn't because she's mixed) she could have said "I'm mixed and I don't identify with any one particular race" Instead she had to make offensive comments about Mexican women and popping babies out. Someone better coach this bitch on how to speak in public. And soon.
blackcubana says – reply to this

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I have never heard Cameron Diaz call herself Latina or play a Latina. She runs from that. Cameron seems very whitewashed even though her father is from the island. She's trying to pass for Anglo. And what of her Afro-Cuban roots? What about yours Perez? You run from your roots too.
The Phantom says – reply to this

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Who is that white, blonde, green eye, caucasian, european…etc…etc, looking woman? Oh! is the hispanic Jessica Alba!!!!!!!!
Mary says – reply to this

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Jessica Alba is hot. Her make up looks flawless. I think it's interesting that you're giving her shit considering that you look about as Latino as an albino cat and you bleach your hair within an inch of its life.
Enrique says – reply to this

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Americans are so ignorant about people from Latin America and lump all of us together as one. I Argentina, 85% of the population are European originally from Spain, Italy, France, England, Germany, Russia, even Poland; these people are not HISPANIC! Unlike most Latin America countries, Argentina has a small mix of Mestizos, people of European and Indian, or African ancestry. People in Argentina do not consider and would be offended if you called them Hispanic; that's a fact. Stupid Americans call them latinos only because Argentina is in Latin America. The only thing they have in common with Hispanics is the Spanish language. As for Brazil, forget about it. Calling them Latino or Hispanic is fighting words. They don't even speak Spanish, their language is Portuguese for God Sake. In Brazil, over half of the population are of European,(primarily Italian, German, Russian, portuguese and Spanish-once again, not HISPANIC ancestry. Mulattoes (half black and half white) and Mestizoes (half Indian and white) are the second largest grouping, constituting one-third of the population. The other important groups are full-bloodied indians and Africans. Once again, it is only in America where everyone has to be pigeon-holed and confined into one box, that all people from Latin America countries are called HISPANICS. Hispanics are a mixed people of Mestizo, Mulattoe- white, black, brown and even reddish color.

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