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How Do We Say This Delicately???

Filed under: Wilmer Valderrama

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Doesn't Wilmer Valderrama look like the kind of guy that would put a drug in your drink and try to take advantage of you????

Totally!

Fez was reunited with his 70's Show co-star Danny Masterson at the opening day of polo in the Hamptons at JetOne Jets Field in the T-Mobile Sidekick tent.

And Danny looks like the kind of guy you'd have fun with at a gay dungeon!

[Image via Marion Curtis/StarPix.]

162 comments to “How Do We Say This Delicately???”

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  1. Katie says – reply to this


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    first! yay!

  2. lael says – reply to this


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    lael

  3. Stacey says – reply to this


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    Bahaha that is hilarious! Too true, too true!

  4. kek says – reply to this


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    lael

  5. someone says – reply to this


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    Perez, you really need a reality check, everyone is NOT gay!

  6. JohnnyG says – reply to this


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    Perez didn't say either was gay "someone", he was just fantasizing about Danny in a gay dungeon. I did always think Danny was hot too, maybe even as hot as Ashton. Ashton was prettier of course, but Danny has a great intense look.

  7. Scieno Alert says – reply to this


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    You have to put the alien thing on Danny's head. He's a Big Time Scientologist hence the gayness.

  8. Laura says – reply to this


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    I wish Danny wasn't a Scientologist- otherwise I'd totally do him ;)

  9. anita says – reply to this


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    wilmer does look like a scary stalker guy..

  10. Wendy says – reply to this


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    I agree. But I can also see Wilmer naked with his ass against a glory hole, and Danny going at it on the other side of the wall :)

  11. tonya m says – reply to this


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    Honestly, I would LOVE for Wilmer to drug and take advantage of me!!! I just want to be able to remember it..

  12. Ashton says – reply to this


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    Really though… He does!

  13. Terese says – reply to this


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    They are both closeted. bLohan would make anyone gay.

  14. lozzz says – reply to this


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    haha

  15. lozzz says – reply to this


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    "#13 - Terese says:

    They are both closeted. bLohan would make anyone gay.

    haha thts a really guud 1 :P
    and oh sooo true !

    haha welldone!!

  16. c says – reply to this


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    seriously, what the hell has Fez been up to lately? I honestly don't know why he keeps showing up everywhere when he is such a has been. Still riding on his past fame.
    Sad.

  17. MIKE says – reply to this


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    HA HA WILMER LOOKS LIKE MY BEANER GARDNER!

  18. vegan says – reply to this


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    I seriously thought that was dustin diamond at first. LOL

  19. Lena says – reply to this


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    Det stämmer faktiskt, Wilmer är ingen jag vill möta direkt. Men Danny är het!

  20. Portia says – reply to this


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    Fez looks like someone who needs a job.. hahahahahhaha

  21. Uman says – reply to this


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    Danny looks like pube headded Timberlake. Wilmer looks like he is waiting for Danny to be done so he can suck his dick.

  22. DORA says – reply to this


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    Seperated at birth… WIlmer and that little boy from Dora the explorer– GO DIEGO GO!

  23. Larry says – reply to this


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    Wilmer looks like my pool boy… LOL

  24. marble grapes says – reply to this


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    I bet thats why lohan was so crazy about him. Nothing like having your energy drink spiked for you.

  25. Oprah says – reply to this


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    But what I really want to do is DJ

  26. Bill Gates says – reply to this


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    Can you say Ralph and Potsie?

  27. Patrick says – reply to this


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    wetback Wilmer is saying hey where iz my sombrero

  28. Krysta says – reply to this


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    Whats the mattter you ugly ass fag? Not fat enough for ya or too straight!

  29. BOB says – reply to this


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    Wilmer looks like an ugly, hairy ass smelling ape next to Danny boy. SECURE OUR BORDERS AGAINST THE BROWN HAIRY ASS INVASION.

  30. Noire says – reply to this


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    OMG! That's f*#@ing hilarious…. and so true! If what I hear about his, um, girth down there… no need to drug me ; )

  31. JIMBO THE GREAT says – reply to this


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    MEXICANS=ugly stinky greasy lazy pot meth headed alcoholics.

  32. krystya says – reply to this


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    Patrick come out of the cuboard already ya mental midget!

  33. VAGINA says – reply to this


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    I LOVE THOSE GUYS!

  34. krysta says – reply to this


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    Jumbo Yur just a bigot fag

  35. Wow some of you shouldn't be allowed to use the computer says – reply to this


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    Wilmer is from Venezuela you idiots. He's not Mexican.

  36. krysta says – reply to this


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    What's with you idiots? 2 guys hanging togehter does not spell FAG! morons!

  37. StaceyTheHeiress says – reply to this


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    Wilmer looks like somone on catch a predator!

  38. mmm almost says – reply to this


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    He was actually born in Miami and his family moved to Venezuela. Still not Mexican, actually that makes him AMERICAN just like the rest of you doesn't it?

  39. BEENY says – reply to this


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    #36 So. He's still a brownhairy ass stinkin wetback! Ole.

  40. K says – reply to this


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    I happened to have hung out with Wilmer the other night. He is very charming and funny. In my opinion he's actually a great guy and he's very modest. :)

  41. Bobby says – reply to this


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    You're a bunch of racist assholes.
    For starters, Wilmer is not Mexican, he's from Venezuela. So, get your stereotypes straight, if you're that kind of ignorant retard. Where has Wilmer been? If you have any kids watching the Disney Channel, check out "Handy Manny" and pay attention to Manny's voice. Yup, that's Mr Valderrama for you. He also has his game show on MTV, among many other projects.

    So, if any of you posting horrible words about those who are successful at something you can only dream about doing can do better, than more power to you. Until then, take a look in the mirror to discover what is so wrong in your life that you have to spew venom at others.

    Peace.

  42. sandy white says – reply to this


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    VENEZUELA! EEEW! i BET HIS FAT MOMMA ONLY CAME TO America on a leaky boat to have her little beaner so that he he grew up he would have claims to citizenship to bring all the rest of his millions of coffee bean picking relatives here. SECURE OUR BORDER…..

  43. Cherry says – reply to this


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    ROTFLMAO!!

  44. Meagan says – reply to this


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    i don't care what you say.. danny masterson is HOTTTT!!

  45. Paul says – reply to this


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    He's hot!!!!

  46. Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this


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    Wilmer does look awfully fuckable though, don't he. Ummmh.

  47. Jenn says – reply to this


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    I'll let him roofie me and take advantange, hell i'll even spare him the drugs…. hahaha

  48. Olly says – reply to this


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    Actually Fez looks high…..chinky red eyes…..lol him and danny prob smoked a fatty before. Danny got it right though with the shades…..

  49. Vicky says – reply to this


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    He's welcome to take advantage of me anytime. On Howard Stern, he bragged about his 8-inch dick. Pics, anyone?

  50. coco says – reply to this


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    I am offended by all the racist comments - do you people not know how that hurts people and it is just plain mean.

    As for Wilmer - I heard somewhere that he has dated Lindsay - they would be a really sexy couple. Can anyone confirm if they are dating? He is a really sexy guy and he looks like he might be very well hung.

  51. Marcel says – reply to this


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    Wanna see how WV holds up in ten years.

  52. VeeCeeBee says – reply to this


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    Where do I put my drink?? ;)

  53. melanie says – reply to this


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    omg fez was neva hot! idk why everyone liked him and yea he would rape innocent girls because no one wants him!

  54. pshhhh says – reply to this


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    im pretty sure this is the only thing everrr that i completely dont agree on.. lay of the seventies guys..

  55. loui says – reply to this


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    oh my god.. i can't belive how much shit people are saying here… just sad.. just sad..

  56. LOL funny says – reply to this


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    HA HA HA HA HAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH. damn that was funny. "look like the kind of guy that would put a drug in your drink and try to take advantage of you????Totally! "

  57. Columbus 07 says – reply to this


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    He is sooo the voice of "Handy Manny" I am still pissed that I recognized it the first show. Not out braggin on that on Howard Stearn. wilmer.

  58. Chérie says – reply to this


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    Where is Chris Hansen and the crew of Dateline when you need them!

  59. Lothar of the Hill People says – reply to this


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    Did you know Danny Masterson converted Laura Prepon (the red head from "That 70's Show" to Scientology????) HAIL XENU!!!!!

    There's nothing more fun than visiting a C of S. Those people are CRAZY!! I visited the one in Times Square. The lady I spoke with kept getting in my face and invading my personal space. I walked out of there with an "Intro to Scientology" book and dvd. ( I don't even remember buying them! Really!)

  60. Nat says – reply to this


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    Just wondering which one is going to get arrested on charges of raping a male minor first.

  61. jo says – reply to this


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    Aw Perez! Be nice to Handy Manny! Where's the love? Congratulations on The show Perez!!!!!!!!!

  62. gigi says – reply to this


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    I don't know y'all…. all I see here is possible THREESOME…

  63. mtg says – reply to this


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    Wilmer is not hot. I never understood his appeal.

    Perez, you’re not very smart. Matter of fact, I’ve met your fat fug ass. You’re one of the dumbest attention whores I’ve ever come across. You are very, very messed up in the head. Also, you seem to need the approval of everyone. Hollywood hates your ass. People spit in your food. People put fecal matter in your food too. Pretty much everyone that has met you HATES you.

  64. HotForDanny says – reply to this


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    Well, I've always had the hots for Danny since he was on Rosanne and Cybill - still do.
    As for Wilmar, it wasn't until after that 70's show was off the air that I really took a look at him and started to think of him as sexy. I'd love to be with both of them.

  65. paige says – reply to this


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    el beavis y butthead

  66. Lee Lee says – reply to this


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    Perez you racist bastard.

  67. Trish says – reply to this


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    why are thy wearing the exact same ring on the exact same finger?! is this some sort of club i'm not aware of?

  68. FOR ALL THE RASCIST RETARDS says – reply to this


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    WILMER WAS BORN IN CARACAS, VENEZUELA where during his early teens moved to the U.S. I know ethncentrists bastards such as yourselves think Vznla=Mexico, but no You idiots…!!! im proud 2 say venezuela surpasses usa in many aspects..!! FUCK U!

  69. Spacedog says – reply to this


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    Oh shut up Perez. You would be a lucky son of a bitch if Wilmer drugged your drink and took advantage of you, fat fuck.

  70. MISS BITCH says – reply to this


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    ALL YOU WHITE PEOPLE LOVE TO TALK ABOUT HISPANIC,LATINO CULTURES.U WHITE PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS THE ONE CRYING ON TO CATCH A PRETADOR…LMAO…I BET YOU LOVE TO GET TAN AND EAT MEXICAN FOOD YOU UGLY BIATCHES…

  71. MrsPriddy says – reply to this


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    Danny looks hot as always!

  72. Kinky Tink says – reply to this


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    I am not going to say wilmer isn't successful or anything because he is, but you have to admit that he looks like he could be on to catch a prediter in this pic. as for danny, i'd do him gay, straight or scientologist. he is hot all the time.

  73. Sick of Retards! says – reply to this


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    #60, you are an idiot, Laura Prepon dates Danny's brother Chris and Chris is why she got into Scientology. DUH!

    For the idiot who is asking is Wilmer is dating Lindsay, where have you been, under a rock? They dated a few years ago before Lindsay turned 18 and for a little while after she turned 18.

  74. Totally Fuckable says – reply to this


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    Both of them are hot and I would do either or both! Call me!

  75. Mizz Veronica says – reply to this


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    Wow i wish i was that stoned right now hahahahahaha

  76. Jealousy says – reply to this


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    Perez stop posting your fantasies, they are both straight & hot!

  77. OMG! says – reply to this


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    Danny Masterson is one of THE hottest guys on the planet!

  78. n0na says – reply to this


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    come on fez look so0 hot

  79. doug says – reply to this


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    actually…i think wilmer is kinda cute…in a dwarf little guy way. The other one…..oooo sorry does not work for me at all.

    The only problem with wilmer is he is pretty arrogant in person and takes himself too serious….he THINKS he is way hot and wants to be the playboy. Oh well..just my opinion.

  80. eeeewww says – reply to this


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    doug no one cares whose dick you prefer to suck. you don't have a chance in hell with either of them as they are straight, go fuck perez instead!

  81. another homo says – reply to this


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    I still think Fez is hot. Short, dark, and handsome, in a rugged sort of way. I'd do him, or him do me, either way is good! lol

  82. yum e says – reply to this


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    Do they have matching rings on? Are they married?

  83. daVidtheGay says – reply to this


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    I so wanna suck Wilmer's dick.

  84. seen these guys out in Miami says – reply to this


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    I saw these 2 out in Miami in the VIP room of a very hot club.
    Danny Masterson was on the cell phone the entire time sitting on a couch - ignoring everyone including the friends he came with.
    Meanwhile WIlmer was dancing on a couch/banquette for almost 2 hours without ever even opening his eyes to look around the room. Can you say ECSTASY - hello!!!!! But WIlmer is WAAAY better looking in person than on tv - just to give him some credit . . .

  85. Paul says – reply to this


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    Has-beens.

  86. Shireen says – reply to this


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    I love them both!! two of my favorite people..

  87. don creole says – reply to this


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    PEREZ…RACIST PIG???

  88. dny says – reply to this


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    wow, racism? ok, anyone who is a "white american" and insults people of a different ethnic origin should remember that the true americans are the native americans. america contains more immigrants than any other country, remember hearing about the torturing of the native americans? wel people now come to america looking for a new life and don't torture or kill, they just want a new life and they get insulted by ignorant assholes. all of you who wrote racists comments - please crawl back inside george bush's ass!!!

  89. Johnny says – reply to this


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    Its FES not FEZ!!! FES= Foreign Exchange Student!! DUH!

  90. Call Me says – reply to this


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    danny is a dog, just the kind of guy attracted to scientology. it's tough being ugly in hollywood.

    wilmer wouldn't have to drug me to take advantage. he likes the boys and so do i. YUM and HUNG!

  91. Heard it says – reply to this


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    I heard that Wilmer has a fat nine inch cock (with lotsa foreskin). Girlfriend said it was like peeling a ripe banana when she sucked on it in the front seat of an yellow H3 outside of a club about two months ago.

  92. Hey Johnny says – reply to this


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    ROTFLAMO! It is FEZ not FES go to the official website and look it up!

    that70sshow.com

  93. me says – reply to this


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    now THIS is so true and hilarious.

  94. that 70s show loverr says – reply to this


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    i just saw wilmer at the LOLA store in southampton where he's collaborating with a new clothing line.. he got BIG. what happened to his good body??

  95. wilmer says – reply to this


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    mmm.. I think perez may be right on this one.. Those 2 look like a couple of rump riders..lol I guess nick lachey was busy with vanessa.. wilmer needed some satisfaction…lol

    Wilmer may have herpes.. watch out ladies and men..
    Wil has seen more holes than the common bat.

  96. Kirby says – reply to this


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    I might get some shit for this….

    Ashton Kutchers cell number is 262.389.0306

  97. Bianca says – reply to this


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    I'd let Wilmer take advantage of me WITHOUT the drink. C:

  98. Sarah says – reply to this


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    I agree. I've always thought he looks sleezy. He needs to tone it down a bit.

  99. RitaPita says – reply to this


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    1- youre all a bunch of racist ignorants
    2- Perez, you out of all people should know that Wilmer Valderrama has cut his hair and grew a beard for a character he's playing…. and you have the balls to claim that you're the queen of all media?? .. no pun intended…

  100. a.j. says – reply to this


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    thank you for promoting "spic-reotypes" perez. you are a worst "latino" than jessica alba..dumbass

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