Purrrfection
If Anna Nicole Smith were still alive, she and Shanna Pokeher would be best friends!
They'd eat pork rinds and swallow it down with whiskey. They'd do each their nails and makeup at sleep-overs and wax each others' hoo haas. They'd eat cheese out of a can and spread it over their freshly hairless vajayjays and go to town!
But, sadly, Anna Nicole is dead. Shanna, however, is still alive and we are hoping she picks up where Smith left off.
Pokeher went for a nipple at Mr. Chow's on Saturday night, looking like the red light special on sale at the 99 cent store.
Look at that hair. The bloated face. The subtle eye makeup. The classy nails. Heaven!!!
Shanna just needs to start taking a lot (more) pills and behaving (even more) badly in public.
We're onto something here!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
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oh, what gorgeous black roots!
i think she looks nice…………bloated face?? That would be you at the Spelling party.
hahaha..she's so jersey
OH SHUT UP PEREZ U WISH U LOOKED THAT GOOD
wow!
This is NOT a pretty lady. The only thing I like about her is her hatred for Paris.
But she's scum.
at least she's prettier than paris…
she doesn't look so bad.
Perez is an unfunny idiot, jealous of us women.
Stop perving over their bodily parts, you wont ever see.
He thinks we cringe because he's so zany, but cringe cos he's a saddo.
I think she looks good here, better than some of the other shite she's been seen wearing anyway!
She looks beat up.
*cough cough* whore *cough cough*
trainwreck.
what? she looks pretty!
although i of course enjoyed your fantasy about shanna and anna nicole together.
WHat is up with her hair? Really — ? Did she actually look in the mirror before she went out and say, "I look so good."?????
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I think she looks good here!
SHE LOOKS BETTER IN THIS PICTURE THAN THE OTHER PICS YOU HAVE SHOWN! GIVE HER SOME CREDIT!
honestly she could be so much worse. i think she looks fine, and equating her with anna nicole smith is completely unfair. sure, she might not be the classiest broad but she is by no means trash nor does she look like it. she's trying.
When I saw the pic I was surpirsed how much better she looks. It looks like she lost some weight and cleaned up a bit. Eat another cookie, Perez, and check a mirror sometime. Just be sure to clean up the shattered glass afterward.
Who wears black on black? Seriously! Who made this bitch MISS USA?
I think she looks like anyone would look like towards the end of a fun night out. Why do you hate this one so much Perez?
She looks absolutely GORGEOUS! Perez, u wanna see a bloated face? Take a fucking look in the fucking mirror, u fat fuck! Jealous much?
I like SM. I always have. I also think she looks good. I've seen many look worse than her, and I'm sure the slam about her life is a direct result of her feud with celebutard Paris, and her loving friendship with Mario. Jealousy begets ugliness, and Paris already has the title for that. Lighten up Mario, let your friend fight her own battles, and that wonky eye!
Her and Angelina wil be in the nut ward together real soon.
YUK! She is a skanky WHORE who cant keep a man. OSCAR DE LA HOYA ….driven away! TRAVIS BARKER.. gone again!
all she can do is take solace in talking smack about PARIS who is FABULOUS and SHANNA IS UGLY
Holy shit… for once I agree with Mario. I HATE THIS WHORE!!!!!!!
She might suck but she does not suck as much as Paris.
Who is she and why are people taking pics of her? At first glance I thought it was Hillary Duff… yet another talentless hack!
Shanna is a whore who cant keep a man
Shanna would be so much prettier if she would just stop plucking her eyebrows down to nothing and then penciling them on. How could she possibly think this is a good look? My grandmother even quit doing this years ago.
I take it you don't like her because Paris doesn't? *yawwwn*
At least she isn't queen of all sex tapes. Now thaaat is somehing to be proud of. And at least she don't have herpes. But I do hate them both.
The DRESS is ugly so she in not wearing black on black - it's by BEBE.
I think she's gorgeous. I should be so lucky to bloat like her lol.
paris is way better looking than this. this woman is trash, period.
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you just hate her because she beat up paris, you fatass. and paula is the new anna nicole.
i don't think you have any room to talk about bloated faces–literally.
damnnn at first i thought it was the duffster!!
wtf shes hot as hell
Why do you have to speak ill of the dead?
Not to fond of the hair but her face is not bloated and the make-up & nails are fine?? What did you smoke today?? Perez, I love your site but sometimes you can be to critical..
Her face is not bloated.
Here face isn't bloated, you idiot. Except for the slightly retarded hairdo and the preponderance of eye makeup (which Paris & Xtina do also), she actually looks better in this picture than she did the last time you posted about her.
You really should have something concrete to bitch about before just randomly posting a rant. It kind of makes your biases stick out like your fat ass. Hee.
Aw, she's so naturally beautiful too.
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Umm, she looks pretty normal if you ask me. This looks like something that anyone would wear to go out in…including LiLo. Not sure what you have against this girl!
Love how she still puts her eyeshadow up to her eyebrows..its good shes trying to bring that look back..
WHY DO PEOPLE FROM ENGLAND HAVE SUCH TERRIBLE TEETH?? IT'S DISGUSTING! WHY DON'T YOU PEOPLE GO TO A DENTIST?? IT'S SICK!!
GO TO THE DENTIST!
she looks good the hair and make up r a bit wrong but shes got good curves and I like the dress.
excuse me!!!! people from england do go to the dentist beeotch!! if u wana talk about bad teeth you should look in your own country first EVER SEEN JERRY SPRINGER?
What are you talking about? Shanna is a beautiful classy lady. She is at the complete opposite of the spectrum from Paris and Anna.
that's a bit of an exaggeration perez! the girl doesn't look any sluttier than your average hollywood girls. i never would have commented on that picture. blonde. black outfit. makeup. END.
Her last name is POKE HER?
Not with a ten foot pole!
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who is this fat fagget to say what women are hot or not.he smokes pole and licks celibrity asshole
She's UGLY and TRAILER TRASHY/CHEAP looking!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!!!!!
You are so cruel sometimes. Has this woman done something to you or do you just know all her personal habits.
bloated face what are you talking about??
This girl is perfectly fine. she's pretty. She's not drop dead gorgeous, but she's very pretty. Go pick on Amy Winehouse. Now that is one ugly bitch!
wow perez, harsh!
look in the mirror sometime.
She doesn't look THAT bad. Once a playboy bunny, always a playboy bunny!
HOW DARE YOU MAKE A COMMENT WISHING SOMEONE DEAD WHEN THEY ARE THE MOTHER OF 3 KIDS!!!!!!! YOUR STUPID BANTERING AND PERSONAL ATTACKS HAVE GONE WAY TOO FAR WHEN YOU START WISHING SOMEONE DEAD!! GROW UP THIS ISNT HIGH SCHOOL AND GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF PARIS HILTONS ASS
Perez, She's awesome. leave her alone!
perez your a complete fag who has no fucking taste even though you might think you do do atleast shanna is wearing panties go suck paris hiltons ass you suck up wanna be fucking celebrity get off your fat ass and go learn some style before you try acting like your fucking an expert on it i like shanna moakler and so do alot of people who read your fucking opinions ok asshole so watch what you say .
her makeup is so dated
perez - shanna - BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TOO FUNNY
hate her or like her but she's getting some unlike…
She doesn't look that bad. Seriously.
wishing death on a fellow human being is low
She looks good.
Perez is jealous ’cause she kicked Paris Hilton's ass.
Perez, she looks gorgeous you are just jealous you fat, little latino freak!
shanna looks beautiful!!!
She looks pretty good. Bad call fat ass.
no Stavros kicked Shanna's ass and blocked Shanna from touching Paris AND Anna Nicole Smith has more class dead than Shanna will ever have alive or otherwise!
At least she finally got out of bed!
She doesn't really look bad. She just has too much eye shadow. And "bloated face"??? That's the best looking bloated face I've ever seen!
whatever perez. she looks pretty good and not THAT skanky. too bad she's got the HERP!
she looks hot
You are only hating on Shanna because she hates your obsession, Paris Hilton! You're pathetic. Why must you be so biased??
soo true haha !
I love Shanna! Don't be hatin'!!!!
Actually –she looks pretty darn good. Do you have your glasses off Perez or is it just jealousy? PS Rosie sucks!
I think she looks great; she certainly looks better than you.
I hope she kicks your tubby ass for writing mean things about her on the net! Grow up!
Sweetie, she should kiss your juicy ample hiney for giving her so much publicity! Without mentions on your site, who would even know her?
I like her. Let her be. About 70 percent of the people who have posted comments like her too and don't think she looks bad. SO shut tha fuck up you lard ass mothafucka.
Well who the hell is watching the kids? Travis Barker was at a LA Guns show in Phoenix last night. Poor babies.
Yes, she does look like a skank in that picture but where do you get the bloated face Perez? I don't see it, she's skinny. Her hair and makeup was done badly but other than that, she is an attractive woman.
she isnt from England you idiot…she looks fine except for i agree with whoever mentioned her eyebrows she has GOT to stop penciling them in it looks horrific. she is from RI and so am I and the people there still do that…so trashy.
I love u shanna.. perez I love u too but I have to differ.. just the fact that shanna beat the shit out of Paris made me love her more and more…
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She may have seen better days but for her age , she looks great. Far better thank Fatney Sperms.
I think she looks adorable
she looks great
I won't judge her mothering skills because I don't know her personally. She probably has some personal issues as the rest of us do. I think that she is very pretty. She may be over doing it with the booze, which tens to make one puffy. Overall she is much, much more attractive than Paris Hilton in looks and personality.
I am sure that many would agree…just my 2 cents. 
she and brit brit should hang. they could bump va jay jays and trade momma stories.
perez you make me laugh. gawdblessya!
reading mindless gossip and your catty comments are a wonderful escape from the drudgery of daily life, but goddammit, perez, why do you have to be so vulgar?
i love you perezzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
GOD bless you Perez….this woman is the scum of the earth!!!
she is just mad her husband doesnt love her anymore and has moved on and found someone better. how can she diss young hollywood when she and her whore crew do the exact same shit but only WISH they were that young!!! instead of doing coke they sponge off their rock star husbands for everything their worth, even when they get with younger girls….WTF…..moderation never hurt anyone…but DESPERATION does!!
She is cute….but the hair style is hmmmmm…
question all you people saying she looks pretty and NOT THAT BAD:
umm… are we looking at the same picture ?
I don't liker Shanna, but what I hate even more is that Perez attacks her only because his head is so far up Ebola Hilton's ass!
I think she is a beautiful woman. I am not quite sure why you would coose to pick on her. She was extreamly sweet on tv with her children. I find it strange and almost offensive how you make fun of women all the time and call them whores. Sure, your blog is fun for laughs, but at the end of the day i find it extreamly immposibble for anyone to respect you or your art in any way. I am hoping your carreer fails misserably. I think your main mission in life is to stay behind the computer, behind the scenes, away from the public eye because your are neither attractive or good enouph to be respected by the industry. Try having a little more respect for women and then try looking at yourself in the mirror. Its not a pretty sight.