Purrrfection
If Anna Nicole Smith were still alive, she and Shanna Pokeher would be best friends!
They'd eat pork rinds and swallow it down with whiskey. They'd do each their nails and makeup at sleep-overs and wax each others' hoo haas. They'd eat cheese out of a can and spread it over their freshly hairless vajayjays and go to town!
But, sadly, Anna Nicole is dead. Shanna, however, is still alive and we are hoping she picks up where Smith left off.
Pokeher went for a nipple at Mr. Chow's on Saturday night, looking like the red light special on sale at the 99 cent store.
Look at that hair. The bloated face. The subtle eye makeup. The classy nails. Heaven!!!
Shanna just needs to start taking a lot (more) pills and behaving (even more) badly in public.
We're onto something here!
[Image via Buzz Foto.]
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ohh geeze she looks a hot mess. can u believe this ho bag was once our "miss America"?? perfect like we need another slut representing America. what has this world come to? Where did she get that awful makeup?! she musta found it in Dina Lohan's trash. lol.
Responding 2 Stevie W. Evidently there is bad blood between them bcuz cock hungry PARIS HILTON went after Shanna's man. I dont know 2 much about Shanna but I do know that she is in no way a diseased herpes magnet like Paris. Also, you dont see her trying to suck every dick in town.
don't worry shanna lovers.. she is is pretty
PRETTY UGLY (lol)
She dated the porn star before.. maybe she is considering doing porn herself.. that is why she is wearing this heavy metal look now perhaps..
Poor girl.. she can't sleep all day anymore..
The skank looks like trailer trash
Maybe she has herpes 2..since she likes men that are porn stars
Shanna's hot. But her outfit's a hot mess.
Bitches are just hating cause they are jealous and when they try to do their makeup like that they look LIKE SHET!
suck my motha****ing deck.
Shanna is tore up from the floor up..
Someone needs to give the woman a bag already…
The only women that want to look like shanna are Mimi - the character with all the crazy blue eye shadow.. OOPS that was shanna
If that ugly slut was Miss USA. The judges made some serious errors.
I saw her in person and I hate her, she looks worse in pers..
She really looks horrible! She is a natural beauty without makeup. Guess she is just sick, and needs rehab. Don't think she is really going to do the best for herself. Maybe just another Has Been. Very sad, because she needs friends and help ASAP!
I DON'T PERSONALLY KNOW SHANNA BUT SHE IS REALLY PRETTY. WHY DO YOU RIP ON HER? EXCEPT FOR ONE RUN IN WITH PARIS (LOW LIFE) HILTON SHE HAS DONE NOTHING PARTICULARLY BAD. I THINK YOU ARE BEING TIGHT PEREZ. THO I LOVE YOUR WEBSITE.
BYE!
I LOVE her!!!! Perez I dont know what your talking about she 100% hot!! I love her and travis together. They are hollywoods hottest couple in my eyes. I heard they broke up, I really hope not!
I have seen a lot worse-she looks pretty to me
I think she is fucking gorgeous.
Hilary Duff in a few years…
hilary duff in a few years…
Not so bad, needs to tone down the hair and makeup.
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GET THE FUCK OUT OF MALIBU PARIS HILTON
WE DONT WANT YOU - WE DONT WANT YOUR HERPES
YOU FUCKING GIVE OUR COMMUNITY A BAD NAME
YOU AND YOUR MOTHER ARE FUCKING NO CLASS WHORES
shanna looks fine, perez!!!!!!!!!! geeze
She looks good to me. Actually she's very beautiful. And everything about her outfit is nice. Her hair is a little poufy on top but so what.
no no no - you shouldn't ask paris to leave malibu - you should ask her and her family to get the hell outta the country. my friend served kathy hilton lunch one day and told me the waitstaff spit in her food. that's hot…!
i dont understand why you keep saying shes ugly she is wayyyyyyyyyy cuter than paris hiltons ugly ass!!
Eww Shorten your dragon claws!
LOL 222 - If they spit in Kathy Hilton's food - I wonder what people do to Paris' food? Knowing Paris she'd probably expect them to jizz in it!!!
Shana's no Anna Nicole. She'd definitely a step above. Come on, she's coherent at the very least. The new Anna Nicole is Britney Spears. Admit it Perez!
shanna is as useful to world as a big, fat, bag of shit. i feel sorry for her children. someone should really call social services…
OH PEREZ YOUR JUST JEALOUS! LOOKS GOOD! SHE IS A GREAT MORTHER AND SHE IS HOT AND SEXY!!
The comment fits. Forget about what she looks like because she does look really pretty sometimes. Don't you remember her in Meet the Barkers. She totally & completely ignored her poor kids. She was in bed sleaping virtually all day. She relied on everyone else to take care of her & her kids. Poor Travis would get up early & work & then come home and make an effort to give the kids some attention despite Shana begging him to stay in bed with her. She is the worst mother. I felt so bad for her little daughter who you could totally tell only wanted mommy to love & spend time with her. Shana was more concerned with following Travis on his European tour, going out with her friends and shopping. Everyone did everything for her. Good for Travis for moving on. I just hope the kids are doing okay. Someone should remind Shana that when you have kids they should be your first priority. She should be home reading & playing with them instead of out on the town like she is 21 again. She should be ashamed.
I think she looks really nice…whats wrong with her?? Shes hott
GET CUSTODY OF THOSE BABIES TRAVIS, THIS GIRL IS A FUCKING MESS. SHE IS A MINUTE AWAY FROM BECOMING A PORNSTAR BUT NOBODY WILL FUCK HER. TAKE A BREAK BITCH, YOU NEED IT!!!
Jealous much?!?! She is HOT!
I think she's beautiful.
perezzerz, we hate mocha fuckola… but anna.. although she is laughable, (when she was on earth) i dunno, i guesss i feel guilty that she died….
you can say what you want darling, i just want you to know that…. hmm.. im a bit distraught. even though AN is public property, i thought you liked her.. and i didn't expect you to make fun.
perezzerz, we hate mocha fuckola… but anna.. although she is laughable, (when she was on earth) i dunno, i guesss i feel guilty that she died….
you can say what you want darling, i just want you to know that…. hmm.. im a bit distraught. even though AN is public property, i thought you liked her.. and i didn't expect you to make fun.. thats all
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eww. all her pictures look the same! whorish! anyone see her myspace pics? talk about someone being in LOVE with themselves!!! SHanna you need to rethink your makeup techniques. I mean, every single time you go out, it looks the same. The same colors. the same highlighted brow bones. the same dark liner on top AND bottom of the eyes. Yes, I am a makeup artist. Shanna, I charge 200.00 an hour. But for you, I will charge half of that. You dont have much to work with, darling….(snap snap) Ps. plZ go take parenting classes!!!
you know this site would be classier if you didnt draw disgusting pics on everyone,it aint funny and it just makes you seem pathetic.grow up already
tHAT'S PRETTY uGLy HOw SHE wEArS HER mAKeUp. dAMn, sHAnna, Do yOu HAvE 2 WeAR ThE EyEsHAdOW ALL THE WAY tO tHE ToP OF YOuR eYEs? iT LOOkS rEaLLy 1980'S , OR vErY miAmII bEACH!!! yoU LIve IN cAlIFORnIA, pLEaSe sTARt wEArINg YOur mAKeuP LIke AN aDuLt, oH aNd takE CARE OF THOSE KIDS OR i WILL CALL CHILD PROTECTIVE SERVICES ON YOU
IM ON HER FRIENDS LIST, I DONT KNOW HOW I AM ABLE TO PULL IT OFF AS HER FRIEND. SHE CALLS ME OCCASIONALLY AND WE CHAT ONLINE. SHE IS THE DUMBEST BIMBO. A SWEETY, BUT NOT THAT BRIGHT. SHE IS REALLY LONELY FOR A MANS ATTENTION , AND YES, SHE DID END IT HERSELF WITH HER HUBBY BUT REALLY. SHE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ACT LIKE A RESPECTABLE WIFE. SHE ISNT EVEN THAT FAMOUS. SHES ANOTHER ST*R FUC*KER.
Ahh fuck that! Paris hilton is such a slut and you know it.. Shanna is stylish.
Paris looks like a bird with that syndrome that kids get (so they get old fast).. Yuack.. Bring something new
Don't bring Anna Nicole Smith into this Perez, let her rest in peace. Your comments are hurtful toward celebrities and you could make Shanna Pokeher to exactly the same thing Anna Nicole Smith did. BECAREFUL.
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She wears too much makeup but she has a gorgeous face - perfect bone structure. You just rag on her b/c she is a Paris enemy.
I think she looks great.
yeeesh someone has it out for jen. anway she looks great always and for all those negative posters.. well, some people are just nasty and bitter by nature
yeeesh someone has it out for jen. anway she looks great always and for all those negative posters.. well, some people are just nasty and bitter by nature!!
WELL YOU BIG QUEEN!!!! Why do you rip on this women soo much??? She has kids, so to me you are a big colorful piece of shit that needs to stop!! Every town around the world should have a small shrine to remember the day she punched your SLUT DIRTY WHORE BAG OUT!!!!! Let Paris fuck one of your men, then well see how much you like that skank brainless bitch… I know for a FACT that your being sued by all the REAL Newspapers because you steal there photos and makeup fake headlines,,, (karma's a bitch)
I think she looks nice. On the other hand you look and sound like a bloated pig Perez. Get rid of the fluorescent hair and maybe someone will take your ugly self seriously.
why do you hate her so much? i dont think she is anything like anna nicole smith.. she's really cute. the eye makeup is a bit much, but i dont think you have any right to judge her. she looks a lot better than some of the people you admire.
Perez is Gay!!!!!!!!!!!!
She is such a beautiful woman. It's sad to see her so skinny looking and unhealthy. She looked great on the "Meet the Barkers"
sad to say, but…this is the best she's ever looked! at least ever since that show she was on called 'Pacific Blue' back in the day…
You know shes set she has kids from barker and de la hoya she's looking for the new celb baby daddy!!
I thinks she looks pretty good there considering. She looks a lot thinner than she did when she was doing 'Meet the Barkers'
i am sick of people coming down on shanna. i think she's cute. yes, her hair doesn't look terffici in this pic. yes, her makeup could have been applied better. yes, she's not stick thin…but why should she be?? she's not some seventeen yr old, nor is she someone whom starves themself. she's a mother of 3. a real woman. i dont understand why people choosed to rag on her constantly. she appears to be a generally nice woman. leave her alone.
OH GOD GO STICK YER DICK UP PARIS HILTONS ASS
Of all the REALLY ugly people out there, why are u picking on her? she is not UNattractive at all! C'mon get real!
the people that keep asking, Why do you keep ripping on this woman so much? well, obviously they either don't watch the news, read the magazines, or go to her myspace. Shanna Porker is a mess. I can see why other young starlets go out and do stupid things, but mind you, they are all under 26. This broad is 32!!! with THREE KIDS! and if you can't tell, she is more into partying and blowing guys then raising her THREE children. Shanna, darlin, sterilize yourself.
the pAArtying younger starlets, they have an excuse. They have no kids. Britney is an exception, she has two, but the media rips on her all the time, too. So what is this womans excuse? Other than she married a rockstar, bore two of his children. Ignores her oldest one. But then takes her out on publicity stunts like SILVER SPOON BUFFETT, to show off her "parental skills." She is constantly spotted going out almost every night. Travis Barker is a smart man. I sincerely hope he wins full custody of kids. tHAT WAY SHE CAN PARTY TO HER HEARTS DESIRE.
aww I like Shanna…and Anna Nicole! Rest her soul…
shes pretty damn u people need to get a life….theres worse!!!!!!…….shanna ROCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bloated face???! Do you advocate for the anorexic look?? Physically, this woman is very beautiful and looks healthy. You, OTH, ….
i used to like her when she was with travis…now shes just a no one but i think she is pretii but she doesnt stick out shes just another blondee on drugs who partys
Are you all fucking kidding me??? How could you judge this women after watching a reality TV show??? You truely believe she sleeps all day and does nothing with her kids??? You are sick to believe the shit you watch on TV. Those shows are soo scripted, they are made for entertainment, this is mother. Please treat others as you would like to be treated yourself. I hope they patch things up, for the kid's sake… The rest of you are going to burn!!!
She needs to stop pumping out kids like she is some tennis ball machine. She has no class , no style, no talent, and her looks are going fast. She needs to stay home and take care of 10 children. I quess they are her meal tickets, how else would she make money?
STOP HATING!! im so tired of people talking shit about her. She looks damm good! and i love her nails… HA!
i think she looks good here. her and trav needs to get back together
She looks good. She lost a lot of weight since her reality show (which i watched btw lol)
hey #263,
AKA JEN RICHARDSON. YOU NEED TO RECALL THAT YOUR BELOVED SHANNA IS THE ONE TO PUBLICALLY ADMIT TO HER LOVE OF SLEEPING. nOW, MAYBE SHE DID MEAN, sleeping around. I MEAN, THAT WOULDNT SURPRISE ME.
SO, NO. TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, WE DON'T just JUDGE SOMEONE ON TV DOING A reality show. THAT HAD 16 EPISODES, AND THEN DID ANOTHER REALITY SHOW, PART TWO. THEN HAD HER MYSPACE PUT UP, ONLY WHERE ONE COULD EASILY SEE WHAT HER "interests" ARE. WHICH "sleeping, THE spa, VODKA TONICS, DIAMONDS, FIRST CLASS TRAVEL….ETC. SOUNDS LIKE A STAR F*KKER TO ME!! ALL THE WAY! LOOK. i AM NOT DOUBTING HER LOVE FOR HER KIDS. JUST HER ABILITY TO BE A GOOD ROLE MODEL OF A MOTHER. SHE IS CLEARLY ONLY FOCUSED ON BECOMING "famous". AS FOR "her" MAKEUP LINE, it is not even HER line, soleLY. JUST HER, I MEAN, travis' MONEY INVESTED IN IT. SHANNA, IF I SEE YOU, I WOULD SLAP THE SHIT OUTTA YOU. YOURE FAKE.
jennifer r is clearly in love with shanna. I mean, who else would talk to Jen? give her kisses on the fat face?
her dogs?ummmm haha okok yea, that's stupid. but so is fronting to be Shanna's number one fan, but secretly having a huge major lesbo crush on her!
i hear natasha king is preggo, too!!!
so fug face the secong is taking lessons from Shanna, and popping out babies . Its a guaranteed meal ticket for sure, even if Tash's baby daddy is a no name D.J !!!
That's one mighty fine double-wide you got there!!!
Get a life, post your pics, and we will tare them apart. She looks good. What do you look like eh?
SHANNA LOOKS BEAUTIFUL AS ALWAYS!!! WAY TOO MANY JEALOUS HATERS OUT THERE.
she lost weight. nice. but she still reminds me of every girl who got felt up in middle school.
I DON'T WRITE COMMENTS ON PEREZ, BUT THANKS FOR SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME THINKING ABOUT ME!
KEEP TALKIN'…YOU'RE JUST MAKING ME FAMOUS!
XO
J
Obviously you rule at life perez. EMAIL ME NOW.
she's a mess. no wonder she, being a 32 year old, was hanging out with Lindsay lohan, a 21 year old. Skanky old hag WISHES she can be famous.
was shanna giving L.L tips on how to look more haggard than your actual age?
Perez, you're gonna die a fat old man with bad hair. Shanna is beautiful, waaayy better looking than paris- (no wonky big ass nose on shanna)
Hey though, at least you'll have paris and cakes. Many many cakes…