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Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth

Left: Mr. Burns. Right: Billy Bob Thornton.

Posted: July 22, 2007 at 12:03 am

87 comments to “Separated At Birth”

coolguy8621 says – reply to this

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cant wait for the movie
phunkus says – reply to this

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i think billy bob and ang should get back together, now that would be fun!
mtg says – reply to this

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Eat shit and die Perez.
korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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SHUT UP SMITHERS!
Nick says – reply to this

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they're both so sexy. =D
over it says – reply to this

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fug
Amanda says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!!

They look like aliens.
COCO says – reply to this

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He and Brad Pitt shared the same vagina.-And also the rest of the male population.- I really think he is more intelligent that Brad and knew how to run run run runr run away from Santa Angelica.- Smart man.
Luther says – reply to this

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YEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ROFLMAOLC
clint says – reply to this

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Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!! Montgomery Burns is WAY HOTTER!!!
morgan says – reply to this

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SEXXYYY
stcaie says – reply to this

12

fart anyone?
jenna says – reply to this

13

EXCELLENT…….
B's Wife says – reply to this

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Somebody lock up BillyBob in a room full of old furniture.LOL
COCO says – reply to this

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He and Brad Pitt shared the same vagina. They and rest of the male population. This gay is more intelligent than Brad, he knew when to run run run run run away from Santa Angelina.- Smart man!
dasha says – reply to this

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perfect perez
W says – reply to this

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WATCH PEREZ DRESSLIKE A WOMAN!!!!
WATCH PEREZ DRESSLIKE A WOMAN!!!!

WATCH PEREZ DRESSLIKE A WOMAN!!!!

WATCH PEREZ DRESSLIKE A WOMAN!!!!

WATCH PEREZ DRESSLIKE A WOMAN!!!!

flynetonline.buzznet.com/2007/07/perez-has-officially-gone-insane.html
Damien says – reply to this

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Billy Bob resembles more of that Character from King of The Hill "Dale"
Lotus says – reply to this

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So Perez has even stolen the 'separated at birth' trick. It's been done much better by others before.
Randi says – reply to this

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bwaaahahahaha
Smashie says – reply to this

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This is the best S.A.B EVER!!!!

PRICELESS!!!
Alex says – reply to this

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and to thinks angelina had sex with this man….
mac says – reply to this

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hes looking old
VASH says – reply to this

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Yo FUCK HEAD! THIS IS SHIT! NOT NEWS!
voltaire says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahaha funny.
alex. says – reply to this

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mr. burns looks like my 8th grade literature teacher.
brian says – reply to this

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#25 this was never meant to be News, it's a gossip blog. go watch CNN.
nicole says – reply to this

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it looks like they are related!! seriosly!!!!!!!!!!
SICK says – reply to this

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THE REASON WHY ANGE DUMPED HIM WAS HE DIDNT CARE ANYTHING ABOUT THE FIRST KID SHE ADOPTED.
veronica says – reply to this

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They should get engaged!!!!!!!
cha cha says – reply to this

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Billy Bob is a very good actor! He is believable in all the roles he's done, and I love the way he talks. (Slingblade) No really, I love the way he talks, it's very sexy! Perez I like you to, but stop fuckin with Billy Bob, ya hear?
blackAngel says – reply to this

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i bet he misses angelina
tracy says – reply to this

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DANM YOUR GOOD. U SURE KNOW HOW TO PICK'EM
jajagaga says – reply to this

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"Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket."
cha cha says – reply to this

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Fuck off #36 "how to bomb" I'm sure everyone is tired of your ranting posts! Get a life, maybe a site of your own, leave Perez alone……he does it better than anyone else out there, and reason he is doing so well. Stop being jealous ass hole!
TeeTeePop says – reply to this

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tee hee hee, that is cute!
loribitch says – reply to this

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OMFG!!!!! They're Identical!!!
slkdjs says – reply to this

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I always thought Larry King and Mr. Burns looked more alike……
moriel: www.myspace.com/peachesandpenumbras says – reply to this

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haha this post is genius.
Jenn says – reply to this

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That's fantastic!!!
Parry Hotter says – reply to this

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Harry is a Horcrux… Harry lives and Voldemort dies in Deathly Hallows!
A Reliable Source says – reply to this

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A friend of mine said he saw Perez at the Melrose Spa on Thrusday night. It’s a gay bathouse. Nobody would play with him. LMAO…
MrPoon says – reply to this

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I dont think Mr Burns chases young poon tho? Otherwise, yes, definitely identical. Even the head spots match up. See that spot triangle thing they both have on the right hand side.
pris says – reply to this

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Whoahah great match! Well done
B's Wife says – reply to this

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Did you say that to a producer Perezito????
omg
KJR says – reply to this

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You forgot Larry King.
Tru says – reply to this

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you can simpsonize yourself by uploading a photo to the Simpons movie site - check it out, it's pretty cool. I wonder what some of the celebrities would look like.

And anyone who thinks Billy bob is sexy is insane. When he was down in Austin I was an extra and he was constantly bringing people back to his trailer with him - little 20 somethings that I guess were caught up with him being a movie star.
Terese says – reply to this

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Remember Angelina fucked him…There is your saint's behavior Prezzle….. and good and hard. I can't wait until Brad leaves her crazy ass. This fucker and Angelina look like twins.
Terese says – reply to this

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I am glad you said that to a producer… because you know what Prezzle…. look at how it makes this producer look. I would never want to do business with him– especially if he back stabs like this. Good for you for standing up for yourself. He should have e mailed you. He has your address too…. if he would have flowin in to see you it would have been rude. You wanted e mail…. he IM'd you.. and it is tacky and rude if you want my Iowa opinion. You have plenty of other shows to do in the US anyway and all over elsewhere. This producer didn't take your time seriously in my opinion. You were obviously working.
Margarita says – reply to this

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Re: post #44:
Though you keep posting it all over his site, that AIM chat session doesn’t make Perez look bad at all. What it shows is that he eventually realized you weren’t really an Argentinian producer at all, because every time he told you who to contact to make official arrangements for his appearance on your TV show, you just kept dragging the AIM session on and on. When he caught on that you weren’t really who you said you were, you called him a diva and gave him a lecture about how to handle his new fame (which no professional would say to someone they’re trying to book on their show) and then he pretty much told you to eff off. As he should have. He was nice to you until you revealed that you were just some nutter relishing the moment after he bought into your story when really, you were just effing with him. You knew all along you were going to use that chat against him publicly.
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Now every time you repost that word for word chat, you prove again and again that you weren’t who you said you were — you prove that Perez’s suspicions were right on the money: you were just some idiot trying to waste his time and bait him. What a total dumbass you are for not being able to see that.
TellEmPezzers says – reply to this

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Yeah, Pezzers, tell that banana republic producer to get fukt. Tell enny one of that them that don't kiss your ass to get fukt. These producers who think they are still in a Joan Collins novel and rule town, tell them to get with the new age of blogger power, kiss you ass or fuck off! PS I dont understand why you gave that third world monkey so much of your AOL time! FOR FREE? Ya should have sent it a bill!
Geezer says – reply to this

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What that hairy thing hanging under that old geezers lip? The old bloke on the right?
Lolly says – reply to this

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Why oh WHY did he get plastic surgery?! He looked so much better before … Ugh … what these celebs do to their faces … it too often looks terrible. He was handsome sexy before … now … eh - not so much … i.e., not at all. Sad…
Isa says – reply to this

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You will never get me EVER to stop reading Perez. Even the haters have to come here and get their fill. Haters will be haters. That IM does not mean he is letting anything go to his head. It means the person he was IMing was an asshole and does not know what confidentiality is.
KAYWIENYLUVSPEREZ says – reply to this

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That is wierd.
YNOT says – reply to this

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I'm with 32. Never mind the looks, he's a damn good actor!
Ana says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha

DEFINITELY!
MoonMonkey says – reply to this

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Yeah, tell that asshole producer to fuck off back to the moon with his famous friends and eat bananas. I hope you never kiss any producers asses Pezlet!
Paul says – reply to this

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I don;t get that guy Thornton…. he's really out there, and not sexy at all.
Akoi says – reply to this

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What a ugly ditry ass white man. He smells like dog and its not even raining.
janie says – reply to this

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I HAVE A FRIEND FROM MY HOMETOWN WHO IS IN ALOT OF BILLY'S MOVIES. OTHER THINGS TOO BUT HE'S BEEN IN SEVERAL OF BB'S FILMS. HIS NAME IS RITCHIE MONTGOMERY. STARTED AS AN EXTRA FOR A MOVIE MADE IN OUR TOWN YEARS AGO AND IS STILL AT IT. MY SISTER DID HIM!!!! THE BEST PRODUCER IN THE WHOLE WORLD IS ALSO FROM MY HOMETOWN. GLENN BALLARD RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AJD says – reply to this

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LMFAO!!! That coked up whore looks just like Burns.
Deena says – reply to this

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NICE ONE!!!
AsWickedx3 says – reply to this

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Hahahahah that's AWESOME Perez!
bope says – reply to this

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ROFLMAOLOLSANDSHITS
i cant spell says – reply to this

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The resemblace is uncanny
italianguido says – reply to this

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Rumor on the street he has a big pecker!
karina says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA
Francis says – reply to this

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no not really
Aly says – reply to this

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Can you say Dirtyscottsdale.com??
lol says – reply to this

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this time perez is right…lol
Ashley says – reply to this

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thats funny!
jeannie says – reply to this

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I love billy I wish I could have met him but only the stars get the stars.
ANA says – reply to this

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CANT WAIT FOR THE MOVIE!!
IM TOTALLY GONNA SEE IT!
perez boi says – reply to this

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Thats funy you mention that because i thought the same thing awhile ago.
TRUEEEEE says – reply to this

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TWINS. lol.
Julie says – reply to this

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ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!
Cristina says – reply to this

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Perezzers you are SO insanely funny - where do you come up with this stuff? LMAO!!!
fionalicious says – reply to this

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JAJJAJAAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAAJAJJAAJ BARBARO! AJAJAJA A NIVEL QUE SI!
J says – reply to this

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yikes!!!! WOWZERS!!! yes i can see the resemblance
Lara says – reply to this

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HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
COOL
luckystar says – reply to this

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another mr. burns look alike is Chertoff… head of Homeland Security… no wonder other countries don't take him seriously, HA