What Perez Sez

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The new issue of In Touch Weekly did this awesome little write-up in their latest issue on Perez's upcoming VH1 show.

Brazilliant!

Posted: Jul 22, 2007 at 12:51 pm / Email this »

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Jo says – reply to this

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I cant wait for the show!

:)
Terese says – reply to this

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We should have babies Prezzle.
jsun says – reply to this

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first…… Yeah Perez!!!!!
ashley says – reply to this

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FUCK YES!
I am so excited for this show! It's going to be bananas!
Terese says – reply to this

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IT HAS TO BE BETTER THAN CHARM SCHOOL! I will tune in.
allison says – reply to this

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cant wait!!!! )
Ulian says – reply to this

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I think you should have me on as a guest host and talk about celebs.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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The Rosie O Song

sung to the tune of the Scoobie Doo Song

"Rosie Rosie Ooo,The Rosie O Song

sung to the tune of the Scoobie Doo Song

"Rosie Rosie Ooo,
where are you?
we miss your rants on TV now,

all the other gals,
are just cows,
you wore the pants for sure gal,

when it is all said and done you had your fun, you rocked, and had your way,
hey hey, hey,

now you are doing something new and they can screw, your through eating their hay,
hey, hey, hey,

Rosie Rosie Ooo,
we like you,
in spite that you are Rosie,

no one else we know,
can do a show,
the way that you do what you do!"

Rash Manly therashreport.com
where are you?
we miss your rants on TV now,

all the other gals,
are just cows,
you wore the pants for sure gal,

when it is all said and done you had your fun, you rocked, and had your way,
hey hey, hey,

now you are doing something new and they can screw, your through eating their hay,
hey, hey, hey,

Rosie Rosie Ooo,
we like you,
in spite that you are Rosie,

no one else we know,
can do a show,
the way that you do what you do!"

Rash Manly therashreport.com
Tammy says – reply to this

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Elizabitch clearly had her panties in a bunch on that show. HA HAAAAAA!
morningwood says – reply to this

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arf
Broham says – reply to this

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It's Ironic that you bash on celebs, but you want to be one yourself.

*Newsflash* You're not very clever,funny, entertaining, or easy on the eyes whilst on TV.

Stick to what you're good at.
LaDonna says – reply to this

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Elizabitch's husband fucked the shit out of me two weeks ago. HAHA because he didn't want to bust a nut on their baby's head so I helped him out.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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The Rosie View Song

sung to the tune of The Flintstones Song'

Rosie, she's our Rosie,
She spouts and spurts to our unending glee,
from her home of The View, She skews the news for all to see,
Someday, will our Rosie win the fight,
Go straight, join the Republicians and the Right,
Oh no, we don't think so,
She'll have a gabba gabba do time, more gabba do time,
she'll have a gay old time!"

Rash Manly therashreport.com
KELLY BUNDY says – reply to this

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PEREZ I LOVE YOU, FUCK ROSIE
Tony says – reply to this

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You should have draw a cock by Elizabitch's head.
Jay says – reply to this

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awesome!!!
Ellie Mae Clampett says – reply to this

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Might watch it if I come across it, but I'm not making any special effort.
I think I'll just move out to LA and check out the celebretards myself, getting gossip from third party dickheads like yourself gets more and more boring everyday.
Jamie says – reply to this

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yayayayayayayay
daisy says – reply to this

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i wouldnt say avril was your arch enemy lol. Thats gummie bear! DUH!
ThisGirl says – reply to this

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Exactly what did Avril Lavigne do to your fat ass that makes her an "arch enemy?" I recall seeing you all buddy-buddy with Avril on one of the first posts you made about her… You were at Walgreens (or some other drug store) looking all happy standing next to each other.
Get a life fatass! You're just jealous of other people's success.
Gini says – reply to this

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Good for you! I am still mad how the ladies on The View treated you. My baby and I look foward watching your show!!! We love Perez!
Willow The Wisp says – reply to this

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Can't wait for the show but I think hell's going to freeze over before Oprah would be on it since she's hiding in her closet too…
anakin jolly says – reply to this

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You've got a face and body for Blogging, Perez. I definitely won't be watching your lard butt on my new high-def TV. Ewwww
Christine says – reply to this

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Rosie the Blowhole. She's such a militant bitch. Just when we thought she was gone… she continues to live. As far as the BIG O goes, why would she be afraid to come out of the closet? It's not like she's trying to fool people like Tom Cruise is.
I. Washington says – reply to this

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gummy bear is better
I. Washington says – reply to this

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fagg says what!?!
Conservative says – reply to this

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Rosie is a big fat pig! If she had never received a lucky break years ago, she would be a cashier at Walmart today. Look at her!
Kay says – reply to this

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perez, ur everywhere!!!! yay!! btw ur AIM sn is going around town so I think you should change it or make it private before u get 1000 IMs a minute! love you, and can't wait for your show!
AsWickedx3 says – reply to this

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Hahahahaha. I love how you totally bashed Avril off the bat. That girl needs to go away. Her music sucks. Her lyrics are a complete joke and her voice is completely piercing.
mtg says – reply to this

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Perez, you're not very smart. Matter of fact, I've met your fat fug ass. You're one of the dumbest attention whores I've ever come across. You are very, very messed up in the head. Also, you seem to need the approval of everyone. Hollywood hates your ass. People spit in your food. People put fecal matter in your food too. Pretty much everyone that has met you HATES you.
Precious says – reply to this

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Yayyyy for you Perez.. I will be watching each show.. Congrats!!
Janelle says – reply to this

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Congrats, Bitch! Love ya!
perez you're really an attention whore! says – reply to this

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I totaly agree with 'mtg'! Petez, stop braging about stuff, people hate you more than you hate avril lavigne and you're more than a attention whore than Eva Longriva, take some advice from 'the view', stop saying everyone YOU don't like is a bitch, Stop saying all the guys are cute and all the female actors/singers are bitches just because YOU are gay!!! Just keep it to yourself, would you? You really disguest me! Please take some advice from people and stop acting like you don't care about those comments you don't like (like what you said on 'the view')!!!
alina says – reply to this

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perez hilton is fat
MIMI says – reply to this

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i hate you to be very honest. I think that youa re a pompous pig and certainly resemble one. you are rude, and mean. you fat ugly slob who thinks they are are damn cool. stick a fork in your piggy belly. your done!
mtg says – reply to this

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MIMI and number 35 are my new best friends. Let me buy you a drank.
Overexposed says – reply to this

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GET OVER YOURSELF Perez. Your a bigger media whore than Eva LongWhoria. It's getting REALLY tiring. WE don't care about you. We come here for the pics and gossip.
chris says – reply to this

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Perez wants Rosie's rating for his new show…wonder if she will help him out with an interview. I think it would be great as VH1 was her first Big gig….wish I had the shows I was too young to really remeber. Maybe she will let us know on her web site…Please Ro..do the interview we all want a new show for u and evrything u make succesful will open more doors and minds to u. Besides I havent watched VH1 in years since they started doing all the reality stuff…wasnt Flav on that show? When will these shows learn all we really want is music videos..and maybe my so called life :}
muhahaha says – reply to this

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Suddenly I love Perez knowing that he doesn't like Avril, the biggest poseur who ever got famous. But if Perez thinks he'll interview Madonna or Oprah one day, he needs a shot of Wake Up.
PT says – reply to this

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Rosie would be a great asset to the show…I absolutely adore her!!!
God says – reply to this

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Aah, Perez. America loves non-threatening, flaming, stereotypical gay men.
e. Hasselback says – reply to this

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Not sure if Rosie ate Perez or if Perez ate Rosie

Both fat fags
Peanut says – reply to this

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VH1 needs a to be a little more "GAY" and Perez is just the girl to do it.
Ava G. says – reply to this

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Perez ain't stupid…he needs good ratings and Rosie is just the one to do it.
Becka says – reply to this

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I'm baffled by you idiots on a daily basis. You hate Perez, yet you frequent his website. You know he gets paid when you come here, right?

You're just further proving how smart Mario really is. He is doing his job and doing it well if he is getting under your skin like that.

Keep it up Perez!
katie says – reply to this

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screw u taking rosie's side n all her bullshit. she says hurtful things and takes no responsability for anything like saying 9/11 was an inside job n all her crazy talk. yeah go ahead have her on your show..cause no one else wants her..but u can count on me not watching.
another homo says – reply to this

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ok Perez I hope you wont be offended by this but your look has got to go. You look like a puffed up oompa loompa straight, oh sorry gayly, from the chocolate factory. I bet if you put on a suit and tie you'd clean up real nice! Would be great to see you looking like a real human being once in a while instead of a circus reject. You are kinda cute so why not work on it a little more. You might even get some if you play your cards right. It's time for a Perez makeover
Paula says – reply to this

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I'll watch your shoe Perez…I love to hear what Rosie has to say, and I agree with most of her political views. Good choice in wanting her as your guest on the show.
celia says – reply to this

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congrats Perez. i hope you can handle this level of success. hire a shrink (me) to keep you sane baby. and ignore the haters.
Madge Mink says – reply to this

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Why would you put Rosie on your show?

She has done more harm to GAYS than any other person I can think of
Also she lives in Miami, but supports Michael Moore and his praise for Fidel
She bought her babies, and is the most unfit mother since Joan Crawford
etc etc etc
PT says – reply to this

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Look, you can disagree with Rosie's political views, but to say she is an unfit mother and comparing her to "Mommy Dearest" is absurd!
SHARON says – reply to this

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YOU ARE A FLASH-IN-THE-PAN…..MEAN CAN ONLY GO SO FAR UNTIL PEOPLE START TURNING ON YOU…..I REALLY FEEL SORRY FOR YOU ENJOY IT WHILE YOU CAN YOUR FALL IS GONNA BE A LOT HARDER THAN YOUR RISE…..YOU DON'T HAVE THE PERSONALITY TO CARRY A SHOW AND YOU ARE TOO BITCHY FOR TV!
danielle says – reply to this

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i really cant wait for your show i love you
jenny says – reply to this

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Sorry Perez - I don't think I'll be watching if Rosie makes an appearance.
I can't image she'd have much more to talk about……
mad says – reply to this

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i love you perez!!! i can
kc says – reply to this

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I don't like Perez's tv persona, so fake and such a suck-ass, but I will watch if Rosie is on, because she's genuine and great. What good she sees in Perez, I'll never know.
Ziggy says – reply to this

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ROSIE WILL FUCKING ROCK ON THAT SHOW!!!
PAT says – reply to this

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Perez made a very savvy move to book Rosie O'Donnell on his new VH1 TV show. She's a sure thing to getting him great ratings on the show. I may not agree with her political stances, but she is very popular with people, primarily gays and women, which is who the viewers of this show will most likely be.
jen says – reply to this

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The show will suck big time, Perez is too weak to carry a show of that caliber. He will fail miserably. Even Rosie won't be able to save it nor will any other celebrity he can get on. VH1 will drop him like a hot potato.
shugs says – reply to this

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Pig-Boy will get a whole hour, not a season, just like the bimbo Posh got. In fact, only the pilot will be shown. Pig-Boy glaringly has no talent and is a half wit. His dingleberries are morenteresting.
jen says – reply to this

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This site will be his only forte, he will continue this knowing he can not go any further with this limited career of his. I'm sorry to say this, but mark my words.
Astroglide says – reply to this

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Het man, don't let " The Man" thump you down like those bitches did on the view did.
If you want to say for instance, Britney Spears kid (J.J.) looks like he might have suffered fetal alcohol syndrome and looks well…retarded then DO IT!
If the parents of these FAT, Ugly ,addicted etc. kids get mad or whatever, then maybe the should NOT drink Vodka straight out of a Red Bull can. Thanks!
perez boi says – reply to this

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This will be intersting to see how it turns out, we all know that anything perex touched either gets hard or turns to gold soe we know in the end it will be hot and have much deserved success.
perez boi says – reply to this

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This will be intersting to see how it turns out, we all know that anything perex touched either gets hard or turns to gold so we know in the end it will be hot and have much deserved success.
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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P Darling - I LOVE it that you are becoming so famous and you ARE a success! Don't listen to the LOSERS that have nothing better to do. Why are they even here if they don't like you ??? That's pretty sad and you can laugh at them all the way to the bank.
Do keep it up - and write that book already!! Your star is rising - shine bright!
Willow The Wisp says – reply to this

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#48 - Well said Becka! Why ARE they here if they don't like Perez? It doesn't make sense at all. They actually HELP - not hurt him and they're too ignorant to know it.
Can't wait for your show Perez! You ROCK!
THE LORD GOD ALMIGHTY says – reply to this

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I SHALL STRIKE DOWN ALLAYA HYPOCRITE SCUMS OF THE EARTH THAT APPEAR ON THIS WEB SITE TO INSULT MY CHILD PEREZ!!! ESPECIALLY THAT ENORMOUS ASSHOLE #43 - CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR - YOU MAY SUFFER THE SAME FATE.
Pam says – reply to this

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Perez will fall on his fat fucking ass.
Rosie O is a bitch says – reply to this

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I hate that big fat bitch. May she rot in hell.
Tommy says – reply to this

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Perez is my hero and he will be a great success on his new show. I hope he can get celebs like Rosie, Oprah and Madonna to be on. Go Perez!
debbie says – reply to this

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yippee!!! I'll definitely tune in Perezzer baby! You're so sweet and cute (Even when you're being P-Naaaasssstay!!! LOL
lauren says – reply to this

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That's awesome Perez, can't wait to see it !
Elizabeth Hasselbitch says – reply to this

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I will give you my baby If you let me be a guest on your new show…please,please, please?
PT says – reply to this

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So Perez, you are calling yourself the gay Barbara Walters and Dina Lohan calls herself the white Oprah Winfrey…hope you both will be yourselves and not try to emulate anyone else. BTW, you will kick Lohan's ass!
amy says – reply to this

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WE CANNOT WAIT FOR YOUR SHOW!! ….we would love to see you with rosie outside of the confines of that pathetic excuse for a show they call The View… it has become a pretty shitty view if you ask us.. we'll never watch it again, unless you, rosie, and star jones were on as guest co-hosts..that would be geniosity. -we love you bitch
mj lover 5656 says – reply to this

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michael jackson..searching for 2 years for his number and i finally found it.. 586-303-7050
Fitz says – reply to this

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Hey Perez

Congrats on the new show
IM looking forward to seeing it
When you have Rosie on,
ask about why she did not get a pre nup from Kellie
Since Rosie considers their marraige (performed in CA) to be binding
It would mean that Kellie is now entitled to 50% of everything
Can you just imagine Donald Trump's glee when they split

PS
Trumps advice is everyone with $$ needs a pre nup
Rosie-Britney says – reply to this

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That headshot of Rosie needs to go in a side-by-side "separated at birth" posting with the headshot of Britney after the head shaving and umbrella attack. They both have ears that look like Sloth from Goonies…maybe it could be a three-way "separated at birth"!!!!
kimberbitch says – reply to this

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BORING!!!!
Kimberly says – reply to this

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YAY!!!!!!!!!!! Perez is doing a show!!!!!!!!!
I'm psyched! Love ya Perez!
Lynn says – reply to this

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I feel sorry for perez. He also wants to be a celeb.
JULIE! says – reply to this

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EEEEEEEEEEEEKKK!!!
finally something good to watch on television!

[:
bc says – reply to this

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Another poseur who hypes themsleves as "inside"… and then just delivering bland bullshit- just like the other poseurs like ET and Access Hollywood.

This show will be more of the same BS that everyone knows or doesn't care about.

And let's see you actually "out" a closeted celebrity — instead of just pretending that you have.

I'll even give you two easy ones: Queen Latifah or Matt LeBlanc.

Let's see how "inside" you are.
Jen says – reply to this

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Rosie is awesome! I was so hoping she was going to just reach across the table that day and knock Elisabitch out!
alyssa says – reply to this

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fuck yeah, ill hella watch your show. im pretty excited now
PT says – reply to this

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Have Rosie on with Elizabeth Hasselbeck and let them finish what they started. We want to see more of the cat fight. Wait till after Elizabeth has the baby though, so Rosie can beat the shit out of her.
phonewench says – reply to this

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You are awesome! I see you you everywhere now!!!!
Peanut says – reply to this

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