He Has A Serious Problem

Filed under: Wilmer Valderrama

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Keep him away from the damn microphone!

If you've ever been unfortunate enough to be at a club the same time as Wilmer Valdiarrhea then you will know what we're talking about.

The actor will grab on to a mic and start to yap on it all night long. Yo, the crowd does NOT need you to hype them up, Fez. You're a buzz kill!

Isn't there treatment for mic envy and addiction????

The '70s Show hosted a party for his clothing line, Calavena, this past weekend at Southampton hotspot Stereo By the Shore.

Is he wearing his own clothes? Is this from his K-Mart collection???

[Images via NY Social Scene.]

    Posted: Jul 23, 2007 at 9:16 am / Email this  »

    65 comments to “He Has A Serious Problem”

    1. nothankyousir says – reply to this


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      am i first again?? why do you hate him so??

    2. Chelsea says – reply to this


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      I'd like to step up to Fez's mic! This man is so fine he could stand on stage and crap his pants and it would be hot.

    3. jamey says – reply to this


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      the girl behind him is clearly having an awesome time!

    4. first says – reply to this


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      first

    5. Terese says – reply to this


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      He needs Lindsay back. I think she was kind of his ticket to ride…. and then he got a big head about it. Gross. FEZ– the party is over! GETA JOB! A+ on the jizz!

    6. Olan says – reply to this


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      He looks like he is just stuck in THAT 70's SHOW. GROOOOOW UP WILMA>

    7. UKer says – reply to this


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      LOL YOU'RE MEAN .
      I REALLY HATE IT WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN A CLUB DANCING TO SOME VERY COOL TUNE AND SOME CUNT DECIDES TO TALK OVER IT OR EVEN RAP OVER IT, IT'S NOT BIG , IT'S NOT CLEVER AND IT'S GOT TO STOP.

    8. Ten says – reply to this


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      Can we say Greasy Bear Jr.?

    9. Iona says – reply to this


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      In that first picture he looks like he is playing with his asshole.

    10. Mia says – reply to this


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      LINDSAY STAY AWAY FROM THE MEXICAN!

    11. Catelin says – reply to this


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      He looks fat

    12. Grandpa Munster says – reply to this


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      Yeah, I can see how excited and hyped he has the people around him already…

    13. Nat says – reply to this


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      LMAO! It really does look like he's playing with his ass!

    14. burak says – reply to this


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      bitch he is hot yummm and perez you are NOT!

    15. Reenie says – reply to this


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      he's probably tellin yo momma jokes.

      Oh Weeee. fuckin DORK!!!!!!!!!

    16. TexassLady says – reply to this


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      Everytime I see a picture of him, he looks completely wasted off of something other than just alcohol and needs to bathe. He seems like a real DOUCHE! Anyone remember hearing the Howard Stern interview? His MTV show sucks and he's just trying to save himself from the dreaded has-been.

    17. sammy says – reply to this


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      He is Hot and I hear is packing some serious meat. Yum!

    18. Nikk says – reply to this


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      Who???

    19. skim says – reply to this


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      whatever hes cute

    20. Pers says – reply to this


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      Heh, I agree with Perez - he's a mic hog and he looks like he went 'vintage look' dumpster diving at K Mart. Whee!

    21. Whiteboyz says – reply to this


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      Stupid SPIC eating meth like candy

    22. Mark says – reply to this


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      he looks like my pool boy, gardner and lettuce picker!

    23. Perflictionist says – reply to this


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      He is beyond fine.. fuck yeah!

    24. daVidtheGay says – reply to this


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      I'm dreaming of sucking his big dong.

    25. YeahFug says – reply to this


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      Yah Fug, keep your dronin yap shut! Go clean a swimming pool big mouth! Crapola t shirt and pendant ding dong thing too not to mention those big ears flapping out on the side.

    26. Firecrotch! says – reply to this


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      I love Mexicans! Beans and rice! Yummy!

    27. Ty says – reply to this


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      Leave him alone! He is so HOT. He can do no wrong. I love the way he looks and the way he dresses … he can sing directly into my "microphone" any day!

    28. envy says – reply to this


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      I was at stereo this weekend and he definitely wasnt on the mic all night. not sure what you're talking about but he made an announcement early in the night and that was about it.

    29. Uproar says – reply to this


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      ~*~ The sweaty wrist bands have got to go, too! ~*~

    30. ashley mashley says – reply to this


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      he does have a job. he is handy manny on the disney channel!

    31. Mike says – reply to this


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      Doesn't he know that beaners can't sing.

    32. DJ K BLACK AT GMAIL DOT COM says – reply to this


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      WHATS GOING ON PEOPLE YOU CAN CHECK MY MYSPACE PAGE TO VERIFY THAT I WAS THERE @ STREO BY YHE SHORE IN THE HAMPTONS WWW.MYSPACE.COM/DJKBLACK. IM THE DUDE IN THE PINK SHIRT W/ THE CAMBRA.

      WILMER WASN'T ACTING AS AN MC ALL NIGHT. HE MAY HAVE BEEN ON THE MIC JUST TO SHOW THAT HE WAS IN THE BUILDING FOR THE PROMO FOR THE LABEL HE WAS PROMOTING FOR. (DJ SUSS ONE OF THE RANSOM REPS & NYC'S POWER 105.1) RE-DEFINED THE REASON PEOPLE SHOULD PARTY CAUSE THE MUSIC WAS OFF THE SCALE YOU TUBE FOOTAGE WILL BE AVILABLE BY THIS FRIDAY. (IT ACTUALLY WAS FOR THE SET YOU HAVE THIS PICTURE UP FROM.)

      PEOPLE HAVE TO UNDERSTAND WHEN YOU ARE AN INDIVIDUAL IN THE PUBLIC EYE AND YOUR DOING PROMO FOR 'X' REASON SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO SPEAK TO THE CROWD VERY BRIEFLY FOR THE CAUSE.

      PEREZ KICK ROCKS CAUSE THERE ARE OTHER THING TO WRITE ABOUT. WILMER IS A COOL DUDE AND NOT STUCK UP LIKE SOME OTHER ARTIST/ACTORS/ATHLETES I HAVE MET IN THE PAST (SOME) WHO ACTUALLY MAKE A LIVING OUT OF BEING BEHIND THE MIC 'PAUSE'. HE ACTUALLY DIDN'T DO A BAD JOB BEING A HOST FOR THE 60 SECONDS HE WAS HOSTING. I'D GIVE HIM A 4 STAR RATING OF 5…

      WWW.DJKBLACK.COM
      MYSPACE.COM/DJKBLACKMUSIC
      MYSPACE.COM/DJKBLACK
      DJKBLACK@GMAIL.COM

    33. jon says – reply to this


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      I've seen this guy on MTV cribs once, he's a total douchebag. The ultimate young hollywood cocky motherfucker. Making bad bad jokes and bragging. Disgusting.

    34. dick says – reply to this


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      You can just see what a scumbag he is in those beady eyes.

    35. Loca says – reply to this


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      Why u got to talk shit about us latinos!!!! Talk shit on people who are ashamed of being latinos!!! Like the biatch Jessica Alba!!!!!

    36. Shane says – reply to this


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      This club sucks anyway. Nothing but a bunch of Guidos from Long Island! He fits right in!

    37. Beanos says – reply to this


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      Yeah, anyways, beaners should be seen and not heard, and even better not seen and not heard.

    38. amy says – reply to this


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      ja right! i've seen him yapo in a party!! hes never going to stop perez………………… help us

    39. ir_kr says – reply to this


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      My younger son loves Handy Manny, a cartoon in which he is the main charater's voice.

    40. OMG says – reply to this


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      YEAH I CAN SEE! HE IS SO BORING! LOOK THE OTHER PEOPLE IN THE SECOND PIC. WOW I WISH NEVER BE IN THE SAME CLUB AT THE SAME TIME!

    41. bri says – reply to this


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      lol

    42. queens girl says – reply to this


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      ok, how do you idiots know that he's mexican?? and anyway, i'm sure he'd rather be a mexican than white trash like half of you idiots on this site!!!

    43. j says – reply to this


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      he's the next jamie foxx

    44. Allie says – reply to this


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      it's FES, foreign exchange student, not FeZ like the hat….btw

    45. spliff says – reply to this


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      he bugs the SHit out of me..he seems like an attention whore.

      xoxo, Spliff

    46. Shireen says – reply to this


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      whatever he is still fuckin sexy as hell. period.

    47. yall bitches are wack says – reply to this


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      i mean his name is wilmer…that says it all

    48. another homo says – reply to this


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      Wilmer has definitely outgrown the Fez character and is one hot looking man!!! I'd do him. Since he obviously likes to talk I'd imagine he is a screamer when he takes it up the a**.

    49. Ems says – reply to this


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      That girl in the back has the right idea.

    50. Ben Fastneberg says – reply to this


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      Who's the hot Jew in front?? Yum!

    51. loribitch says – reply to this


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      Is he pickin his ass in the first picture?

    52. steph says – reply to this


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      LOL talking bad about mexicans/other races just makes it seem like youre jealous. I feel sorry for you stupid americans, grow up!

    53. Seymour says – reply to this


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      Idiots! He Venezuelan, not Mexican!

    54. Jeanine Seymour says – reply to this


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      Idiots! He Venezuelan, not Mexican!

    55. Melanie says – reply to this


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      Lol Hes excited thats all..

    56. Janine says – reply to this


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      cash moooney

    57. muffynbear says – reply to this


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      It's true…my friend went to a club in Vegas and she showed me tons of pics of this douchebag on the mic. He's just a loser, d-lister.

    58. nic says – reply to this


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      he is not mexican. even if he were, one mexican is worth ten of you lazy-ass white trash racists.

    59. amy says – reply to this


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      What a fickin spic .He is an asshole for saying all that shit he said on howard.

    60. jammijam says – reply to this


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      Were there any thirteen year old girls at this shindig?

    61. mtg says – reply to this


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      Total over-rated, over-exposed TRASH!!!

    62. Thomas Cisco says – reply to this


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      OH, that was a great night, i cant believe the guy with his tongue out in front, gave me the tongue all night in my behind!!!! Does anyone have his number, i would love to return the favor

    63. Andrea says – reply to this


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      for the pendejo that wrote that racist comment about Mexicans, que chinges a toda tu puta madre pendejo estupido baboso

    64. GREGORY says – reply to this


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      I HAPPEN TO KNOW THAT GIRL IN THE BACK AND HE DOES LOOK LIKE HE'S SEARCHING FOR BURIED TREASURE IN HIS @SS

    65. superdave says – reply to this


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      The girlin the back is "Lady V" she was on Yo Momma, that dancing reality show and the MTV dating show Exposed. She met Wilmer on Yo Momma…wonder why she's hanging out with him????Maybe there is a love conection to report.

      Also, Give him a break-He is doing promo's and appearances for clubs. If the money's right wouldn't you be there too???