It Runs In The Family

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Like his oily brother before him, Jason "Gummi Bear" Davis has checked in to rehab.

This is just what he needs to make it onto the D-List. A little scandal!

The obese heir is at the trendy Promises rehab facility, getting treatment for cocaine and opiate addiction.

That family must be so proud of their two fuck-ups!

As Britney Spears would say, We are 'praying' for Jason.

And when he's rehabilitated, maybe Gummi will take us up on our challenge.

[Image via Mavrix Photo.]

    Posted: Jul 23, 2007 at 11:10 pm / Email this  »

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    1. malleeman says – reply to this


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      first

    2. Austin says – reply to this


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      Gross.

    3. dodo says – reply to this


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      second

    4. ihategummi says – reply to this


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      i hate him!!!!!!! he smells of rotten ass grit

    5. Raymond says – reply to this


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      Wierdo

    6. Arista says – reply to this


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      Haha perez I love you! keep it up you know you fucking rock xoxo

    7. Terese says – reply to this


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      He looks like a pig. Like, "Have another piece of bacon fatty." — THe only reason why people lay him is because they come from a family of oil crooks.

      OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK OINK

    8. Raymond says – reply to this


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      Closer

    9. Renee says – reply to this


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      GUMMIHAB

    10. lalane says – reply to this


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      good for him!

    11. Arista says – reply to this


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      Haha perez you know you fucking rock. Keep it up xoxo!

    12. Arista says – reply to this


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      I love Perez! Keep up the site xoxo

    13. Michael Johnston says – reply to this


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      jesus. you think as a coke head,
      he'd be skinny.

      …Michael.

    14. mimi says – reply to this


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      who is that?

    15. Mindy says – reply to this


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      That's the fattest cokehead I've ever seen!!

    16. Gummi Bear says – reply to this


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      He's also being treated for OBESITY!! Obese muthafuckah
      www.Sharolaid.com

    17. Hello Pot says – reply to this


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      This is the kettle…

      I thought that was *your* brother you sorry POS.

    18. Mel says – reply to this


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      I thought drugs were suppose to make you lose some slash A LOT of LBS'?

      they lied to Jason.

    19. Gummi Bear says – reply to this


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      LMAO filed under DRUGS
      He does DRUGS yet…He is so fucking Obese…WTF???

    20. Kate says – reply to this


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      Who even is this guy?? I guess that's why he's on the D-list

    21. Jason says – reply to this


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      Fat cokeheads do exist. I know a couple. It is weird though, I agree.

    22. suckaaa says – reply to this


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      personalllly i love brandon davis ever since i found out he was half turkkkish.

    23. Allison says – reply to this


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      What's Perez doing up there?

    24. Francis says – reply to this


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      you and Gummi Bear, seperated at birth.

    25. Onaa says – reply to this


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      Fat people really shouldn't do drugs or smoke…. I mean, they are already fat and are more likely to die of heart attacks…. WTF are they thinking when they pick up cigarettes and drugs? Can we say Chris Farley? Elvis?

    26. Lindsey says – reply to this


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      It's obvious he wasn't addicted to Coke… he's too fat!!! (Special K.. perhaps)

    27. Misty says – reply to this


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      Gee. I'm beginning to think I need rehab

    28. doodie says – reply to this


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      you guys got it all wrong and cant see the big picture. since he cant get into any bars or clubs, he has decided to go to the next best places where all the women are vulnerable and need a big guy like him to comfort them. its the perfect strategy.

      too bad hes gay.

    29. hah says – reply to this


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      isn't that like the pot calling the kettle black?

    30. Candice!!*.... says – reply to this


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      Was he the one who like _just_ got married. If so then shouldn't he have gone to rehab before getting married so he can spend time with his wife and be newley weds.
      Hmm..unless he has another brother that just got married.

    31. AnnoyingLizard.com says – reply to this


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      Seems like it's the stylish thing to do nowadays! Thinkin' about checking in myself to see what's so special about it. How ’bout sponsoring me Perez? lol

    32. rob says – reply to this


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      how can you call someone obese when your a fat ass yourself….

    33. Lola says – reply to this


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      How in god's name can someone that fat be addicted to coke? He must not be doing it right.

    34. JerseyGirl says – reply to this


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      Who said Elvis is dead? He's right there!!!

    35. perez is a hack says – reply to this


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      you of all people perez should have some empathy when it comes to battling addiction. of course i have a little less empathy for someone that could have a pile of cocaine in front of him for the rest of his life and still be filthy rich but cut gummi bear some slack. i'm surprised with all the yayo and heroin he hasn't slimmed down a little bit, maybe he's there to seek treatment for a little debbie snack cakes addiction.

    36. Pugsly Hilton says – reply to this


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      FIST!

    37. kyle says – reply to this


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      gummi bear should go on jenny craig or pop some clen it worked 4 me P.S. perez u could sooooo kick his ass, u know what u should do u should temped him with some coke and tape it. LOL

    38. Mr. Dee says – reply to this


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      Umm, where are the Hollywood trust funders of yor, where coke would make them thin?

      Dig the "Members Only" 5XL look he is sporting though… Must have been one fripping obese cow I tell ya

    39. loribitch says – reply to this


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      Damn!!! He also needs to lay off the Krispy Creme!!!

    40. jern says – reply to this


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      Yuck. Holy shit man…it's beyond me why anyone with money would continue with being this disgusting!

    41. sara says – reply to this


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      how can he still be so large with a cocaine addiction?

    42. simone says – reply to this


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      perez i know your loving this

    43. ahmedalibaba says – reply to this


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      who you calling obese, you fat fu**?
      this picture looks just like you, you no talent hack. except he is not wearing clothes taken from elton john's trashcan.
      and criticizing others……gee, aren't you in your mid 30's?
      shouldn't you have a real job?
      i'm sure your parents are so proud of you!

    44. ShaaKwaaanduh says – reply to this


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      Don't u be meaning OBEAST? LOL!!!!

    45. kelly says – reply to this


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      if he was addicted to cocaine he would not be that FAT!!

    46. LA Honduh says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez Why you u get soooo many haterz on yo site?? Tell 'um jealousy gives a BAD SKIN ! LOL

    47. Iggy says – reply to this


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      I went to high school with this fuck, he's the dumbest person known to man and he smells so bad. Serves him right the nasty fuck.!!!!

    48. woogie says – reply to this


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      awww! Perez - don't be so hard on Gummi. Didn't your mom teach you not to make fun of retarded people? Isn't that the reason you never rag on Paris?

    49. Sir Boo says – reply to this


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      I think he's hot as hell and hope he spends some of his millions with me.

    50. truthtold2 says – reply to this


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      There is absolutely no truth to your malicious rumor that Jason Davis is in rehab. I saw him today looking fine and working hard. Why do you even bother going after him all the time with such lies. It makes everybody realize they can never believe anything on your site. Where did you get your journalism degree……………AHU………………!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    51. Maurya says – reply to this


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      Why is this considered interesting?

    52. anonymous says – reply to this


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      haha nobody runs in that family!!

    53. Til says – reply to this


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      OMG PEREZ!! You FREAKEN kick ass!! TOO funny but hope he does get help.

    54. SoggyChips says – reply to this


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      Poor Fats, when he gets out of the tank, yer ginna have to offer him a big carrot on a stick for race down Sunset Boolevard. Like a wheel barrow of soggy chips dipped in Coke and Ketchup. Whats that hideous brown poo jacket (with little french fry oil spots on it) his wearing?

    55. Rockin' Robin says – reply to this


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      Oh for a minute I thought that Daniel Baldwin had dyed his hair and was back in Promises…never mind…

    56. Hyde says – reply to this


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      You did it Perez, he's so askeered of you he had to hide in rehab! LMAO.

    57. marcus says – reply to this


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      He was at the SMCC pool yesterday at around 11 a.m. That was quick.

    58. bababooey says – reply to this


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      #57 is lame, sounds like a dumbass Davis.

      squeal for me piggy.

    59. marcus says – reply to this


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      Thats not true. He was at the SMCC pool yesterday at around 11 a.m. and he actually looked fine. Very overweight. But fine.

    60. The Bitch says – reply to this


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      He is an insult to gummy bears everywhere. Plus, I think he resembles the bugs bunny's friend the abominable snowman.

    61. karter says – reply to this


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      I didnt know fat asses could be treated for the coke. go figure, no wonder the drugs arent making me look like an olsen twin.

    62. Michelle says – reply to this


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      Today must be a slow day if you're posting about this loser and Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt.

      What's the guy's claim to fame? That he's fucktard Brandon Davis' brother?

    63. james says – reply to this


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      separated at birth- perez and Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis.

    64. Darlin8 says – reply to this


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      Aren't people on coke supposed to be skinny?

    65. PinkY says – reply to this


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      DAMN TUBS!

    66. Cassie says – reply to this


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      looks like the coke didn't work…..maybe he'd have better luck with meth?

    67. perez boi says – reply to this


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      who the hell is this guy?

      this guy is nasty looks like a oversize bear that needs to hit the non celebrity fit club not like h could even hit the z list club. go home and mope with your parents they need you to clean out the fridge

    68. pink says – reply to this


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      P-
      When are you going to tell us what he did to you to make you so upset??? I love your website most of the time. I don't think it is cool to make fun of people because they are overweight or are trying to get help in rehab. Please consider reporting the facts more and a little less of your opinion.

    69. Lynsey says – reply to this


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      He's the fattest coke addict I've ever seen!

    70. P says – reply to this


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      Look at all the fat Russians that are cokeheads … not everyone goes skeletal, especially if they have coke benders and then a down period where they'll binge eat a lot of horrible greasy food and sugars. Mix that with a general opiate habit and fatso will be cravin the sugar big time.

    71. Back off Perez says – reply to this


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      Maybe he hit a nerve and someone is trying to take a cheap shot…but I don't believe it. Perez you have a weight problem…if you were addicted to coc and opiates you wouldn't. You lose weight very quick. Ask Ange, Paris or Nicole.

      Gummi is a nice guy trying to lose weight the right way - give him a break. Swimming is great, keep it up Jason. Give up ALL processed foods and drinks. Take care. Gummi is cool.

    72. NoFASTFATFIXHere says – reply to this


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      He should sue his coke dealer, or switch dealers. At least that snort his doing should have blown off one of his chins. Yah, Fatty, your dealer is shortchanging ya, and mixing too much icing sugar in the mix. Love the glamourous bouffant hairdo tho!

    73. MoreOPTIONSPLEASE says – reply to this


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      Maybe Pez should give Fatty Boom Boom more options for a contest. What about a swimming race. If Fatty's friends say he is at the swimming pool, and not booked into the tank, he should front for a race at the pool (OLYMPIC SIZE)! NO blow allowed though Gummi !!!!!

    74. SLOWTOLOAD says – reply to this


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      Pezlet, there should be a warning sign on the picture of this fatty "SLOW TO LOAD". When I click on it, it takes my browser a full TWO MINUTES to load! I just had to call my provider to reboot my system! Oink! No one's going to score here! His probably blowing bunk and doesn't know it yet!

    75. janie says – reply to this


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      #42 THE CAKE COMMENT WAS FUNNY!!!!!

    76. me says – reply to this


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      COCAINE AND OPIATE ADDICTION?
      LOOKS MORE LIKE CRISCO AND OREO ADDICTION.

    77. haha says – reply to this


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      perez, you give me the giggles. hahaha

    78. already says – reply to this


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      would you 2 get a room already!!

    79. Snickers says – reply to this


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      What a disgusting, f-ed up family! Don't these two losers have baby twin sisters by their mom's second marriage? Let's just hope they don't become oily, drug-addled creeps like their big brothers!!!

    80. PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this


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      Spoiled selfish rich kids! Him and his bloated brother are another couple of wasted sperm.

    81. mtg says – reply to this


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      You're just as fat as him Perez, if not fatter.

    82. ciao says – reply to this


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      no, britney would say "pray-yin' y'all"

    83. August says – reply to this


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      This can't be right, coke is supposed to make you lose weight!!

    84. Meeshie says – reply to this


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      Who is this fat ass? Does anyone care?

    85. shanna says – reply to this


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      why do people keeping going to Promises? So far there's been at least 3 people who've gone there and ome out and gone RIGHT BACK TO DRINKING. Like not even a day off. It just seems like a trendy place to say you're getting help. is there any actual therapy happening there?

    86. mmmhmmm says – reply to this


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      ummmm. I thought people usually lose weight when they do cocaine? this guy doesn't look like he's on coke…looks more like he's in treatment for over eating. grrrrr.

    87. Scotty says – reply to this


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      I thought cocaine was supposed to make you thinner?!?

    88. nut says – reply to this


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      is that Horatio Sanz?

    89. Miss E says – reply to this


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      PLEASE DON'T EAT ME!

      www.GoddessMissy.com

    90. Jennifer* says – reply to this


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      I've just realised. If Bam Margera REALLY let himself go and ate a couple of pies he would look like this guy!

    91. Brasilmagic says – reply to this


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      I saw Gummi Bear walking the streets of Bethesda about 2 weeks ago on a Saturday afternoon, with a male friend. No one seem to recognize me (I guess only PerezHilton readers ha ha).

    92. Dubs says – reply to this


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      He is one of the most revolting people ever!

    93. sunnyvale says – reply to this


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      Word on the street is that he is really at Fat Camp.
      Rehab is a just a cover-up, since it is way more acceptable publicly than "Fat Camp"

    94. PiesForFree says – reply to this


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      Pie Face's coke and opiate gobbling are increasing his obesity. The message he needs to understand as he travels the road to recovery is that you cant get results by mixing your druggy stash with pies, chips, cookies, kentucky fried chicken, cream cheese, cheesesteaks with the works, potatoe chips, brownies, chocolate cheesecake, cold sides of sausage mixed with sphaghetti in a can (late night desperation). Nooooooo …

    95. lucky me says – reply to this


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      I was on Crescent Dr in Beverly Hills a couple weeks or so ago and saw this blob in a tacky white sweat outfit standing in front of a shitty toyota rental car. He was definitely driving it. He was bellowing into a cell phone and looking around to see who was watching him. he walked right in front of my three year old daughter and I on the sidewalk and just stopped and totally ignored me when I said "Excuse us!". Lucky me, I see this guy all over the city. at the grove with his mother. At Il Pastiao holding court at a corner table and bellowing to his friends. Why couldn't it be Adrian Grenier that I see around town consistently??

    96. Charlie says – reply to this


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      Bad luck dude! Seems like hippo is hitting all your fav watering holes. I can just imagine this obnoxious rich fat snot bellowing into a mobile phone! Walking into everyone! Stomping through shopping malls! Like that horrible fat kid in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. Didn't Mummy Hippo teach her boys any refinement whatsoever!

    97. Alexandria says – reply to this


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      Who is he? He looks like an exploded biscut can……Oh wait my sister just told me he is grease balls brother.
      He must be eating his money

    98. me says – reply to this


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      rehab = trendy place to be in hollywood

    99. yummygoo says – reply to this


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      Is that you Perez????

    100. maddy says – reply to this


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      i love you perez!!! hoo the fuk cares about gummy!

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