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Life According To Lindsay

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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This is the scene as Lindsay Lohan goes to a tanning salon in Malibu this past weekend.

Just your quiet Sunday afternoon!

[Image via Buzz Foto.]

102 comments to “Life According To Lindsay”

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  1. 1st says – reply to this


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    1st

  2. Christine says – reply to this


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    Lindsey Lohan Is so old. FIRST BITCHES!!!!

  3. natalia says – reply to this


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    first

  4. nikki w says – reply to this


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    thats terrible

  5. jillmah says – reply to this


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    first!

  6. Eliann says – reply to this


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    poor girl!

  7. Jessica says – reply to this


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    Sucks to be her.

  8. biatch says – reply to this


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    ha!

  9. jj says – reply to this


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    i want that life

  10. sar says – reply to this


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    first?

  11. bulldogi says – reply to this


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    I wonder how many people she has given herpes to.

  12. larissaaa says – reply to this


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    poor lindsay :(

  13. tearyouapart says – reply to this


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    thats terrible.

  14. Marie says – reply to this


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    how does she manage not to hit someone? I know I would be aiming for people if that happened to me.

  15. jmm says – reply to this


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    first

  16. M to the J says – reply to this


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    SO OVER HER!

  17. LINDSAY ROCKS!!! says – reply to this


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    Just look at all the vultures circling her… waiting to pounce…

    (It's too bad she can't just run over them with her car!)

  18. mia says – reply to this


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    no wonder she is messed up.

  19. Terese says – reply to this


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    Lindsay! STAY AWAY FROM THE ORANGE! EMBRACE YOUR FREKKIES!

  20. Mrs Cool Breeze says – reply to this


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    Doesnt she have enough money to have them come to her? I have no sympathy for someone who repeatedly puts herself in situations like this.

  21. LL says – reply to this


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    I can't even fart in public…..sometimes I have to hold it in until I get inside the building and it causes headaches and bad breathe.

  22. Flump says – reply to this


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    She love's it

  23. Terese says – reply to this


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    Mario– your balls were amazing. WHO ELSE WOULD EVER DO THAT? Ficking genius. I love you. I loved the pink undies too. I have some just like it. Gawd you're hawt.

  24. JESSICA says – reply to this


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    THE POOR GIRL SHOULD JUST KEEP DRIVING!!

  25. A. Perez says – reply to this


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    Hmm, I wonder where she finds the space to get into all those car accidents…oh yeah, they all involved paparazzi some how…whoops!

  26. woof says – reply to this


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    well, ya gotta admit Pez, you cant put a good dog down. This one goes, and goes, and goes … like a mosquito in a Botswana Swamp, its gonna take a nuclear bomb to nuke this buzzer, ha, ha. I like this nag.

  27. Lisa says – reply to this


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    Wow, that's insane. Does anybody even care about her anymore, though?

  28. Firecrotch! says – reply to this


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    I need to tan my cooch! Leave me alone!

  29. M. says – reply to this


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    so ridiculous….unless she had her people call everyone to tell them where she'd be… more likely….LAME

  30. AsWickedx3 says – reply to this


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    That's why her freckles are the size of a quarter

  31. alice says – reply to this


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    Yeah, I am sure it sucks being followed all the time, but she is the one that chooses to hang out at hollywood hotspots. The chaos could be prevented.

  32. Nicole says – reply to this


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    I love her!! Can't wait till I KNOW WHO KILLED ME!!! :)

  33. wb says – reply to this


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    I would be an addict too if I had that many cameras following my every move!

  34. Trey says – reply to this


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    That looks like it really sucks. Good thing she's makin' money.

  35. mj lover5656 says – reply to this


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    michael jackson.. after 2 years of searching i have found his number..he even sometimes answers and says hi..586-344-9284

  36. Flbiker says – reply to this


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    Any picture you take of her could be the one "just before she died".

  37. Go Smitty! says – reply to this


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    Take a black eyeliner pencil and drawn some lines down her face she'll like the "Great Pumpkin!" She's a big pumpkin head!

  38. PR-GURRU says – reply to this


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    ONCE AGAIN ITS LAZY LOHAN…
    LAZY LOHAN MMMM WELL CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT MOVIE THOUGH….
    COKE WHORE ……TRAMP ,,,,LAZY LOHAN

  39. samantha says – reply to this


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    i hate lazy lohan,,,
    wat a slut..coke whore…lazy lohannn

  40. k says – reply to this


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    Gawd, I wonder what even makes her a celebrity.

  41. katiefluff says – reply to this


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  42. g2f says – reply to this


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    www.guide2free.com

  43. FerretHerder says – reply to this


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    All that just to tan? Maybe she should buy a tanning bed of her own and tan at home. I would.

  44. Jill says – reply to this


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    I HOPE SHE GOES TO JAIL

  45. Jersey Girl says – reply to this


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    No wonder the girl is a mess!!

  46. D ALexander says – reply to this


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    Yikes. Anyone who would SEEK this kind of attention, like Paris and Kim K., have to have serious mental issues.

  47. ItsMe says – reply to this


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    Hectic!! Do we need another photo of a celeb tanning? There's no mystery in that, don't they all go tanning?

  48. deb says – reply to this


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    Please, if she gets sprayed it DOES NOT have sun in it stupid. Getting sprayed is not going to give her cancer!!! It is a self tanner that washes off!!!

  49. All American Girl says – reply to this


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    She lines her coke up on the tanning bed.

  50. huh says – reply to this


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    That isn't illegal. Thats isn't harming or disrupting peoples lives? Don't get it

  51. norton says – reply to this


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    Who do you think tipped the PAP? Her or her publicist? Douche-bag.

  52. bri says – reply to this


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    lol

  53. Bij says – reply to this


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    GIVE ME A BREAK!!! People are such losers! Why don't they follow some REAL celebrities around!

  54. Jessica Staten Island says – reply to this


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    Damn that crowd, that would make me want to start drinking. That crowd would drive me nuts.

  55. Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this


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    Fuck Lindsay Lohan. She sucks.

  56. L\nDsaY LoHanz STaLker says – reply to this


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    this girl is so cool to me I dont know why

  57. Laurel says – reply to this


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    Hey…one of those paprazzis is barefoot…maybe Brit has found her soulmate.

  58. angela says – reply to this


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    it must really suck to not be able to live….
    but perhaps if she would stop giving them reasons to hunt her down…

  59. Margaret says – reply to this


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    Why does Samantha Ronson waste her time with LL? Samantha is so talented and REAL and LL is just some young girl that is clearly very troubled.

  60. BOSTONBABE says – reply to this


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    I SEE MISS LL ON CELEBRITY FIT CLUB IN ABOUT FIVE YEARS! NO, I AM NOT MS. CLEO NOR DO I PLAY HER ON TV. IF SHE BECOMES FRIENDS WITH MARIAH I SEE A DOWN FAST SPIRAL.

  61. Marcel says – reply to this


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    Tanning? You mean spray tan.

  62. kathleen says – reply to this


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    That is just stupid. If I photographer gets run over or punched in the face, they deserve it. Who wouldn't get freaked out with 14 (or more) camaras shoved in their face. I would run all you a**holes over.

  63. ed says – reply to this


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    What a lazy bitch, can't even get her own tan…it was beautiful in Malibu this weekend. She is a junkie, press starved ho of the first degree.

  64. gossip junky says – reply to this


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    leave the girl alone already!! Going tanning is NOT news! They look like VULTURES.

  65. Holliston says – reply to this


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    It's scary to see the way these people are treated. How can you possibly even try to live a normal life?

    zerogossip.com

  66. YoMama says – reply to this


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    Bitch lives for this!

  67. haha says – reply to this


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    she said so herself, she loves the attention. just wait 5 years and she will be another brittney spears. crazy bitch.

  68. bayareahyphy says – reply to this


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    fuck her

  69. I. Washington says – reply to this


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    Now imagine if each one of those fat fucks who is surrounding the car were obsessed with their weight, rather then taking pictures of a shitty actress, imagine how much better the world would be.

    Perez you are still a fat fag

  70. Angie says – reply to this


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    No wonder why she has hit a few of them!!

  71. Mimi says – reply to this


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    we hate her!!!!

  72. joanna says – reply to this


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    everyone needs to lay off LL. like, whats the big deal?

  73. Jennifer says – reply to this


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    Enough Lindsay Lohan! WHO CARES?

  74. Aryn says – reply to this


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    Okay.. Why doesn't she just go buy her own fucking tanning bed? seriously now.

  75. Jess says – reply to this


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    Well, no wonder she's alwayss getting in car accidents! Jk, but how's she supposed to drive or get out of the car w/o hitting one of them? Jeeze.. I guess she's used to it tho!

  76. youarejinxed says – reply to this


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    I feel sorry for her, she can't do anything without someone taking a photo of it! No wonder she turned to drugs and alcohol…

    you know…to ease the pain :(

  77. Mel says – reply to this


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    Wow, that sucks. And you kno for sure she's not speeding off with that elephant blocking her way out.

  78. Chino says – reply to this


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    I'd be getting fucked up all the time too if I had all these assholes in my face!

  79. Lindsay says – reply to this


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    Holy crap has the world gone mad? It's a chick getting some fake sun…who gives a shit really?

  80. rilej says – reply to this


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    why does the paparazzi care so much? shes just going tanning.

    ps people, go stare at your own shitfaced pictures on facebook instead of hers. you may be just as much of a drunk as she is.

  81. Chuck says – reply to this


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    Damn people are harsh on my Lilo. Love her!!!! Why you gotta hate Lohan, Perez, jealous much??? No one taking pics of you at the coffee and tea bar.
    Wa Wahh.

    Leave lohan alone. Thanks Bitch

  82. MaverickM says – reply to this


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    SHE NEEDS TO STOP TANNING….. its getting more and more painful to look at her

  83. RitaPita says – reply to this


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    you people are all idiots. Everyone knows that her publicist tips off alot of ppl on her whereabouts so that she gets her pics taken and put into tabloids.
    Sad, but true. they almost all do that.

  84. ozzienik says – reply to this


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    as much as i dont like her…thats pretty fucked up….

  85. VeeCeeBee says – reply to this


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    ENOUGH of her already.

  86. sheniqua says – reply to this


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    God, now we know the real reason she went to rehab. Not for drugs and booze, but for some peace and damn quiet.

  87. katrina hanna says – reply to this


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    who the hell gives a flying fuck about that skank bitch??

  88. Se me in Vegas says – reply to this


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    Why the hell would you drive a convertable????????????????????????

  89. Tru says – reply to this


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    How do they know where she is always going - like the tanning salon, etc unless she or someone tells them so they can get their photo ops? I mean, I know there are certain spots that are definately paps hangouts for celebrities, but come on - they ALWAYS know where to get a shot of her, it's a little unreal.

  90. Erin k says – reply to this


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    oh my gosh….I like hating on Lidsay, she makes it sooo easy but COME ON PEOPLE. No wonder shes crazy…no human being should have to deal with people swarming them like that 24/7. thats just insane do these people have any moral fibre?

  91. Amanda says – reply to this


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    People need to leave Lindsay alone. Otherwise she is going to stress out and end up in rehab again!

  92. loribitch says – reply to this


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    Waste of carbon and oxygen!!!!!

  93. gossipmonger says – reply to this


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    OK, you know when this silly bitch runs over your foot it's YOUR own dumbass fault for doing that shit, right?

  94. Shannon says – reply to this


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    If nothing else, homegirl has excellent taste in cars. She replaced her Black SL65 AMG with a brand new Cubanite Silver SL65 AMG. That's HOT!

  95. Blue Giraffe says – reply to this


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    who gives a shit?

  96. Jessica says – reply to this


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    Wow, that must suck.

  97. kim says – reply to this


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    all the paparazzi are losers they don't know how to mind there own business

  98. anonymous says – reply to this


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    That's not Blohan! Show me the coochie shot and i'll believe it.

  99. asdf says – reply to this


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    She needs to stop tanning.. she's got some really ugly freckles.. just be white lindsay!

  100. Alan Jay says – reply to this


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    Hide in plain sight,drive a convertabe.

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