Such A Tease

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

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This is all your gonna get!

Lindsay Lohan went to the Polaroid Beach House in Malibu on Sunday, quietly sunning herself from a distance in a Lauren Moffatt bikini.

When she did venture out into the paparazzi-packed sand, she wore a demure summer dress.

Show us the goods!

We'll see them soon enough. Her new movie, aka the Stripper One, comes out in a matter of days.

[Image via Pacific Coast News.]

    Posted: Jul 23, 2007 at 1:41 am / Email this  »

    94 comments to “Such A Tease”

    1. LARRY says – reply to this


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      first bitches, and lohan is fuckin sexy

    2. vanessa says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTT! lmao.

      um ithink she wears a bra in that scene???
      idk thats what i heard.

    3. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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      lohan is an ugly freckled stupid bitch

    4. cindystewart says – reply to this


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      she fucks Travis Barker

    5. vanessa says – reply to this


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      FIRSTTTTT! lmao.

      um ithink she wears a bra in that scene???
      idk thats what i heard.
      if we do see them..hopefully they are not like tara reids!!!!!!!

    6. lolli says – reply to this


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      I need to go to rehab if it will do that to me. Her boobs have gotten huge!

    7. mmmkkkk says – reply to this


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      she is looking much more healthy…gotta give her that. but i still think she needs to go to jail too! lol.

    8. JO says – reply to this


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      ok…first

    9. voltaire says – reply to this


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      haha

    10. Raspy says – reply to this


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      love those tits

    11. LARRY says – reply to this


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      ………..in that whippit popping cokehead sort of way…lmao

    12. jo says – reply to this


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      ok..first

    13. vanessa says – reply to this


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      i think she wears a bra in that movie…..idk thats what i been hearing.

      hopefuly if we do see them….they arent like tara rieds!!!!!!!
      ewwwwwww lmao

      oh and FIRSTTTTT

    14. FireCrotch says – reply to this


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      Smelly ginger slut
      I hope she has AIDS!!!!!!!

    15. VANESSA says – reply to this


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      love that bitch ! I would totally do her

    16. ash says – reply to this


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      those boobs look fantastic.

    17. pack_OF_lies says – reply to this


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      all her movies suk. it will tank just like the others.

    18. g says – reply to this


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      hot

    19. amanda says – reply to this


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      somebody has fake boobs! i highly doubt she will be "sober" and "clean" for long…and that stripper movie looks really dumb.

    20. jcgg651@hotmail.com says – reply to this


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      she is a whore~and also a bitch!

    21. john says – reply to this


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      i .. i love lindsay lohan. a lot.

    22. Steppph! says – reply to this


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      hot bitch…

    23. didie says – reply to this


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      the Mean Girls Boobs are making a comeback.

      Those are real, arent they?

    24. Margie says – reply to this


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      I am officially so BORED of this girl! She did one movie a decade ago! WHO CARES!!!

    25. Ms sugar walls says – reply to this


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      I think that she looks good! DON'T you know that all CANCERS like show their breast! She is hot! STOP with the hating PEREZ!
      THOSE ARE WHAT YOU CALL…REAL BREAST, and ALSO A REAL VAGINA..you know what the deal is..don't make me get mid-evil on your ass..Perez!

    26. i know who killed me- will tank says – reply to this


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      firecrotch

    27. jacko says – reply to this


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      wooow
      lindsay makes me horny

    28. fire canabis says – reply to this


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      @26) your mom has the fire crotch! your old high school principal told me..RIMJOB!

    29. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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      i have a fire crotch!!!!!!

    30. lehoe says – reply to this


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      HER BOOBS LOOK GREAT NOW THAT SHE EATS!

    31. .....OMG says – reply to this


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      guess who is this european celebrity ?????
      posting on craiglist casual encounter
      losangeles.craigslist.org/wst/cas/378987706.html

    32. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      Got milk?

      Rash Manly therashreport.com

    33. thatz right bitch says – reply to this


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      samantha ronson loves suckin those

    34. nadine says – reply to this


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      lohan is looking good, she really cleaned herself up. congrats lohan! stay clean! xoxo

    35. fashionstar says – reply to this


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      her boobs look bigger i'm jealous

    36. Shireen says – reply to this


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      Lindsay Lohan = Ginger kid

    37. Tina says – reply to this


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      hahahaha good shit love your work perez…………….

    38. Telly says – reply to this


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      she is so fuckin hot

    39. bayareaHYPHY says – reply to this


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      she wont stay clean for long

    40. devilwearsLRG says – reply to this


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      her new movie actually looks pretty decent!

    41. C says – reply to this


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      Oh, Perez… you are such a blog inspiration. Your blog savvy makes me want to blog just to blog, no other reason. Since I will never be gossip royalty, such as yourself ;) , my blog is for sh*ts and giggles. www.clarosis.blogspot.com KEEP UP THE JUICE :)

    42. JoeyOh says – reply to this


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      Can;t help it I really like her, i wish her alotta Luck

    43. angela says – reply to this


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      firecrotch hoe

    44. titty says – reply to this


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      Spectacular tits. I really want to see them bare… maybe even suck on them a little.

    45. mtg says – reply to this


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      I love her bikini top.

    46. jj cuddles says – reply to this


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      lindsay always looks so fucking good. kudos

    47. christina says – reply to this


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      she pretty much disgusts now
      even I use to look up to her before she thought she was 30
      after "freaky friday"
      she became freaky every friday
      she needs to calm her act down
      se doesnt realize at all she has

    48. Amy says – reply to this


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      Didn't we all already see enough of her goods last fall when she somehow became alergic to panties?

    49. Samantha says – reply to this


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      She had a boob job. She reminds me of a younger Shannen Doherty. Two average looking girls who move to Hollywood and have boob jobs to fit in with the beautiful people they hang out with.

    50. I love grammar, yes I do! says – reply to this


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      It's "all YOU'RE gonna get"!!! God you moron, learn some simple 3rd grade grammar!

    51. Josie Grosie says – reply to this


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      Yeah who's mom thought it would be cute for the children to pose next to the coke whore? nice……..

    52. Love it says – reply to this


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      Perfect tits!

    53. Sexy Hag says – reply to this


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      I'd do her. No oral though…

    54. Laura says – reply to this


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      YOU'RE … not YOUR… Nice Perez. I think even a queen would know which your to use. DUMMY

    55. Donnad says – reply to this


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      Yean I agree with thatz right bitch, she is just fug and always has been, why the hell do people think she is so fine?? These people are selfish people who think they are way above most of us. That makes me sick

    56. Taylor Tuttle says – reply to this


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      she is fucking ugly!!!
      she got a fucking boob job!!!!!!!
      she "denys" she was and still is a party girl.
      she does drugs!
      she triest WAYYYY to hard to be like Paris hilton.
      she is only in gossip mags for drinking, drugs, and probably going to jail which she fucken needs to!!!!!!!

      she sucks!!!!!
      HILARY DUFF IS WAYYY BETTER THEN HER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      lindsay lohan is a fat ugly ass whore who is a wanna be paris hilton!!!!

      linday lohan should D-I-E!!!!

    57. Margarita says – reply to this


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      I think the film will probably suck, but still…kudos to her for being smarter than Britney and Paris. She's laid low and kept quiet for as long as possible after her cokey car accident. Helps both her and public opinion to retreat and regroup for awhile so that now, if her new film doesn't suck, it can serve as part of a decent "comeback" of sorts.

    58. Terese says – reply to this


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      blohan is waiting for another hit. At least she does not ook like total death anymore. Did anyone tell her that red heads should not wear red? I guess it matches her fire crotch.

    59. Olga says – reply to this


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      Her tits look gross.

    60. mayaderen says – reply to this


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      She looks great. I hope she stays healthy.

    61. GCOP says – reply to this


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      This is all YOU'RE gonna get.
      YOU ARE = YOU'RE.

    62. Jane says – reply to this


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      Too bad about the breast implants…and the blond hair again. As a brunette, she's like a young Elizabeth Taylor. The best looking young actress out there.

    63. egoogoolee says – reply to this


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      yumm yumm… i just like her stoned or sober! will totally have her plain…. :)

    64. egoogoolee says – reply to this


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      ermm.. I don't think she needs implants! hers are real guys!! real…. some of us are just that lucky! :)

    65. Learn Grammar says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      It's "you're" as in, "This is all you're gonna get."

    66. lindsaygot implants says – reply to this


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      i think rehab was a cover up, she got implants and a new nose. celebrity have all the money in this world to protect themselves. She got a good boob job thought:)

    67. AsWickedx3 says – reply to this


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      She's such an attention whore. I hate her.

    68. Dr. 90210 says – reply to this


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      Her implants look rippled in the middle. Guess it's time for a new pair!

    69. Marco Pervo says – reply to this


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      Lindsay is getting back to the hotness of her before her party girl phase. She was NOT hot as a coked out stick figure. I'd lick every freckle and repeat.

    70. j says – reply to this


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      does she only where the booze anklet when it suits her?

    71. Jay-sus! says – reply to this


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      Are those CHILDREN with her??? I won't let my kids watch her movies and I sure as hell wouldn't let them near her!

    72. Nelly_in_SJ says – reply to this


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      Man, she used to be such a sweet little girl. WTF happened? I think Mariah wore that same top in her "Loverboy" video… you know, the one that she released just before she went cuckoo? And now she's playing a stripper in her upcuming movie. Oooooh, she's so edgy & grown up!!! Man, I could just imagine the initial meeting for the movie:

      movie exec: Lindsay, we have a movie we want you to read for..
      Lilo: I wanna play a stripper.
      movie exec: Well, this is an edgy role we think you're gonna like…
      Lilo: Do I get to play a stripper?
      movie exec: Well, no… but it is a departure from your previous roles, in it your character…
      Lilo: Can the character BE a stripper?
      movie exec: hmmm, we see the character as more of a tough as nails DA…
      Lilo: But, couldn't she have a part time job as a stripper?
      movie exec: …

    73. Jessica NYC to LA says – reply to this


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      She's hot such a party girl. If we knew one another we would be breast friends.

    74. nadia says – reply to this


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      man i would like to squeeze those tits.

    75. amanda says – reply to this


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      is it just me or do her boobs look huge sometimes and then sometimes small

    76. Rose says – reply to this


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      #72 HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHA LOL too funny

    77. Mimi says – reply to this


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      Fucking Ugly!!!!!!!!!! she's the worst !!!!!!

    78. damon says – reply to this


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      there is no doubt in my wind she went to REHAB to get bigger BREAST implants. and they are looking real good.

    79. damon says – reply to this


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      there is no doubt in my wind she went to REHAB to get bigger BREAST implants. and they are looking real good. she never acts natural and is always posing though. i bet she's a dog without her makeup and freckle cover up shit.

    80. Des says – reply to this


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      God damn those are some nice titts!

    81. Angie says – reply to this


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      Okay, Is it just me, or does anyone else think that she spent so much time in rehab because she also got a BOOB JOB while she was in there???? Seriously. Was that just a cover? Her boobs are noticebly bigger!!!

    82. Angie says – reply to this


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      THANK YOU DAMON! Glad to see it wasn't just my imagination!!!

    83. Paulina says – reply to this


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      LINDSAY LOOKS SOOOOOOO HOT .. i love her boobs :]

      i hope she IS clean & stays clean .. she looks hot when she is sober and healthy.

    84. JC says – reply to this


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      ah i love her, very b e a utiful!

    85. Laundry says – reply to this


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      Those boobies are fake. Remember that bra she she signed, "Mommy bought this one and Daddy bought THIS one"? It was in some charity auction.

    86. leslie P says – reply to this


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      shes on peekamo all the time, im telling you guys.

    87. RedRory says – reply to this


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      Damn, she is smokin' hot, I would do that in half a heartbeat.

    88. Vince says – reply to this


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      This is all your gonna get!

      It's you're you dumbass.

    89. Kayla says – reply to this


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      I swear! I dont like L-ho she is a waste. She is so ugly and she needs to go get plastic surgery!

    90. loribitch says – reply to this


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      Strippin's the only thing she'll be good for, others than fast food.

    91. LLLLLIIIIILLLLLYYYYYY says – reply to this


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      HOPE SHE KEEPS UP THE GOOD WORK!!! =D

    92. grace elizabeth says – reply to this


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      perez,

      your writers make mistakes I wouldn't have dared in eighth grade. let me write for you.

    93. MsRoyalT says – reply to this


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      OMGosh her tits look amazing!

      Bitch.

    94. hermionefish says – reply to this


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      Not one of my favorite characters, but DAMN look at those boobs!!