Time To Get Some New Hair, Girlfriend!
Filed under: Icky Icky Poo
This look would be kinda cute, on a middle-aged soccer mom in Nebraska. But a rock star should not be sporting that hair. Don't ya agree????
Jon Bon Jovi looked tore up at the Concert to Protect Chapultepec's Forest in Mexico City this past weekend. That hair was not helping matters.
He's jumped the shark of hotness!
[Image via JPI Studios.]
Posted: July 23, 2007 at 11:35 pm
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I LOVE HIS HAIR..HE'S A MATURE AND HANDSOME MAN. HE ROCKS!
LOL. That shit is heinous.
Not fuckable anymore.
he is like 123 yrs old
I wouldn't suck his lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in his balls.
He needs a 'do' but he looks fantastic for his age and he's so down to earth. Doesn't do the drug scene & is still married to his FIRST & ONLY wife. Cool guy.
Even at 45, He's a billion times hotter than you could ever hope to be.
OTOH, a little conditioner never hurts.
OMG - that is a horrific photo of JBJ. He looks rode hard and put away wet!
But he still a hotttie!
Wow
Bon Jovi still rocks!!! Jon is hotter than ever…get lost haters!!! You can only hope to be this hot 20+ years later!
oh wow
lol
dirty mcnasty
hottie
I'd still do nasty things to him
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Anyway, Jon Bon Jovi used to be soooo good looking. God it sucks to get old. He looks terrible. And it is definitely time for a new hair cut.
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OMFG- LMAO! WOW!
howard stern is that you????
Over processed and Over the Hill.
he is cool. leave him alone. you can't touch him.
Doesn't he kinda look like he's on crack? He's sort of emaciated… www.helladouche.blogspot.com
It's part satire, part brainless humor, ALL FUN!
~rat's nest~
might we suggest a deep conditioning treatment from kerastase?
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ashy hair: not cool.
Love him!!
Damn!!! Jovi needs a makeover and fome food!! Someone order him a pizza!!
The poor guy was having one bad day. Perez, what's your excuse? He is still rockin'.
He's a tool. Bon Jovi look ridiculous, still performing at their age. They really need to sit down.
i HATE BON JOVI.
THESE MEN SHOUDL UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE TOO OLD TO DO THEIR HAIR THE WAY THEY DO. TO SHOW THEIR OLD MAN BOOBS THE WAY THEY DO WHEN THEY WEAR THOSE STUPID UNBUTTONED SHIRTS.
perez if you looked this good at his age, or could sing…you would be one lucky biatch. argh.you already look worse than him. pa lease…
WTF!
nasty boy. he should have changed his hair like 30 years ago.
this shit is fucken stupid he shouldnt even be here hes not even that famous anymore put more of my future wife CHRISTINA AGUILERA
I just saw JBJ on tv the other night and he looked really good. I am wondering if someone photoshopped this to make him look bad. His face looks really sunken in here, but he had a fuller face in other shots I saw. JBJ does not look this bad!
aww hey not all nebraskans are bad looking!!!
Holly cr@p! - That's Jon Bon Jovi! - hard to believe. At first glance I thought it was Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame without his makeup.
um….does he have any idea how poor areas around mexico city are?/?
did he do any fund raising?
and did YOU have any idea his hair was the least of the worries in this city??/????
MAYBE NOT FIRST AGAIN BUT TOPW FORTY AGAIN! BITCHES!!!!!!!! D-BAGS !!
hey hey hey. nebraskans have pretty good hair…well most do
It was humid there bitches. Check the Live Earth pictures of him and tell me he's not hot!
That IS a new hairstyle for him! He's ALWAYS needed hair conditioner. Will he ever just get blonde highlights instead of this semi-bleached toffee color? No matter. Almost any woman I know would do him.
People over the age of 24 DO exist and their faces naturally look older. Not only is it not a crime to be and look older, we impact the world more than twenty-somethings sitting on their computers all day long.
So sorry but he looks better than ever. don't reply often but come on he is a hottie the older he gets the sexier he get and I am not that old.
Please, tell me that's not really him, but an aging, cokehead impersonator!
*cries*
Howard Stern, bleached. Ugh.
Damn! He looks like a blond Howard Stern!!
he looks like he's about to sneeze, that's all. ah choo!
I think he just shows his age. We don't all look 20 forever and he is still hot for 40 and over.
He is totally hot!! I loved his hair longer, and LOVE IT NOW!!!
his hair is a fake wiglette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks higher than a kite.
NEVER MIND THE HAIR
WTF IS UP WITH HIS FACE?!!!
He looks like frickin cliff richard now. Was his nose always like that???
I am totally betting he's had some kind of surgery cos that's not old, that's just plain weird.
Still screws around on his wife - she is too stupid to leave him and get half hi smoney
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are you kidding me?!
..this guy is still hot! i'd totally do his tight lil ass!
fuck perez…you're a one to talk about someone not aging well, have you looked in the mirror lately fat boy?
Ha, ha, baked hard, baked old, old goat should be put out to pasture.
He looks like the serial killer, Buffalo Bill, from The Silence of the Lambs. I hear the lambs screaming.
Jon's hair is killer! I'm in a rock band and I've got big hair too! I also like girls with muddflaps who wear tight jeans! OH YEAH!
still hot
DUDE! Have you ever been to Nebraska? Cause you are RIGHT ON with your observation, all the old ladies in Nebraska have this 'style!" Its the humidity, for real.
he looks like howard stern !
His hair has always been a bit dry looking. He still has an ass that you can bounce a quarter on, so i'd still hit it.
You could ride to Tehran on that rug.
only pop stars have to look good. metal dudes and rockers have to produce good music, not good looks. you want eye candy look at those hairspray stars. bon jovi doesn't need hairspray.
Perez HE IS A F-ing ROCK STAR dude, long hair is the uniform & the law (in New Jersey). He looks great. He's 16 years older than you fat ass turd. He has been married to one woman (which you hate), does good community charity and made some fun songs we all remember from late 80's, early 90's and still enjoy. "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name." yea! great lyrics.
Even with the messy hair, she's still beautiful!
He was hot when I was 13. Twenty years later I'd still hit it
Been a fan for over twenty something years. This is probably the worst picture that has ever been dug up on him and probably the worst publicity. He looked gorgeous two weeks ago. Lets concentrate on all the good things he does for the citizens of your country and the planet, and rock and roll! Eh?
he's got the goods……. no "hair band" lasted the 80,s 90,s and the 2000's accecpt for himn and ozzy. I heard he's short in real life but hell who cares hes hotter than my dad
I'm torn on this one. He was sexy until the country album.
#6 - Kane St Kane says:
I wouldn’t suck his lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in his balls.
LOL…WTF!
He just needs some good conditioner. My ex used to was his hair with soap and it looked like that. Most men just don't know how to care for their hair properly. and i'm not slamming all men…. just the ones who can't groom themselves properly.
I'd do him in a heartbeat. HE IS HOT.
ROFLMAO love the Nebraska comment.. I am from there *cringe together now* but only because my parents have stuck me here until HS is over.. I am honored that you mentioned this gawd-awful place in your blog, I had no idea you even knew it existed hehe.. I'm taking a screenshot lol lol lol
Have a fab day Perez ;o)
take a look at ur hair.. moron.. jon bon jovi will always be hot..and he has accomplished alot more than u ever will..
go on a diet perez.. its not funny when one over weight loser makes fun of another (Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis ) ,Perez youre like a rainbow grizzly
no way, that CAN'T be Jon!!! eww…that was nasty…i love jon, but no way!
This guy is a real nice man. You dont find many out there with a good spirit.
perez, YOU'RE talking about someone elses hair? Have you taken a look at your nappy, fried, orange hair? This man is the EPITOME of sexy no matter what kind of hair he has. One person youre not to say anything about is Jon Bon Jovi…the man has aged like wine…I'd like to see what you would look like at 45…ugh
don't be hating on nebraska, at least it's not as imbread as iowa
When in doubt, go back to the mullet!
STILL LOVE U
Hey Perez..buddy.I really feel happy for you.
Thanks to this picture of JBJ and several other artists/celebs that you write off,it's good man cause that way you really don't need to sell blowjobs for food.