Time To Get Some New Hair, Girlfriend!

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This look would be kinda cute, on a middle-aged soccer mom in Nebraska. But a rock star should not be sporting that hair. Don't ya agree????

Jon Bon Jovi looked tore up at the Concert to Protect Chapultepec's Forest in Mexico City this past weekend. That hair was not helping matters.

He's jumped the shark of hotness!

[Image via JPI Studios.]

Posted: Jul 23, 2007 at 11:35 pm / Email this »

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lala says – reply to this

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first
betITO says – reply to this

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I LOVE HIS HAIR..HE'S A MATURE AND HANDSOME MAN. HE ROCKS!
Jason says – reply to this

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LOL. That shit is heinous.
Terese says – reply to this

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Not fuckable anymore.
chacha says – reply to this

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he is like 123 yrs old
Kane St Kane says – reply to this

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I wouldn't suck his lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in his balls.
Lamb Chop says – reply to this

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He needs a 'do' but he looks fantastic for his age and he's so down to earth. Doesn't do the drug scene & is still married to his FIRST & ONLY wife. Cool guy.
JarJar says – reply to this

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Even at 45, He's a billion times hotter than you could ever hope to be.

OTOH, a little conditioner never hurts.
Cajun Girl says – reply to this

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OMG - that is a horrific photo of JBJ. He looks rode hard and put away wet!
But he still a hotttie!
AsWickedx3 says – reply to this

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Wow
Noelle says – reply to this

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Bon Jovi still rocks!!! Jon is hotter than ever…get lost haters!!! You can only hope to be this hot 20+ years later!
anysthasia says – reply to this

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oh wow
lol
dirty mcnasty
dodo says – reply to this

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hottie
AnnoyingLizard.com says – reply to this

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I'd still do nasty things to him
sys says – reply to this

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second
R. says – reply to this

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Second…..

Anyway, Jon Bon Jovi used to be soooo good looking. God it sucks to get old. He looks terrible. And it is definitely time for a new hair cut.
rachael says – reply to this

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5th
aak says – reply to this

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agree
MOI* says – reply to this

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OMFG- LMAO! WOW!
missmay says – reply to this

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howard stern is that you????
Lin says – reply to this

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Over processed and Over the Hill.
coni says – reply to this

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he is cool. leave him alone. you can't touch him.
Craig says – reply to this

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Doesn't he kinda look like he's on crack? He's sort of emaciated… www.helladouche.blogspot.com

It's part satire, part brainless humor, ALL FUN!
Precious says – reply to this

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~rat's nest~
electric blogarella says – reply to this

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might we suggest a deep conditioning treatment from kerastase?
www.electricblogarella.com
LIVING ON A PRAYER says – reply to this

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ashy hair: not cool.
JerseyGirl says – reply to this

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Love him!!
loribitch says – reply to this

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Damn!!! Jovi needs a makeover and fome food!! Someone order him a pizza!!
Humarock7 says – reply to this

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The poor guy was having one bad day. Perez, what's your excuse? He is still rockin'.
Gina says – reply to this

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He's a tool. Bon Jovi look ridiculous, still performing at their age. They really need to sit down.
bekka says – reply to this

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i HATE BON JOVI.
THESE MEN SHOUDL UNDERSTAND THAT THEY ARE TOO OLD TO DO THEIR HAIR THE WAY THEY DO. TO SHOW THEIR OLD MAN BOOBS THE WAY THEY DO WHEN THEY WEAR THOSE STUPID UNBUTTONED SHIRTS.
deo says – reply to this

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perez if you looked this good at his age, or could sing…you would be one lucky biatch. argh.you already look worse than him. pa lease…
Justin says – reply to this

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WTF!
nasty boy. he should have changed his hair like 30 years ago.
garza says – reply to this

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this shit is fucken stupid he shouldnt even be here hes not even that famous anymore put more of my future wife CHRISTINA AGUILERA
lisa says – reply to this

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I just saw JBJ on tv the other night and he looked really good. I am wondering if someone photoshopped this to make him look bad. His face looks really sunken in here, but he had a fuller face in other shots I saw. JBJ does not look this bad!
clairechaos says – reply to this

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aww hey not all nebraskans are bad looking!!!
Mike says – reply to this

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Holly cr@p! - That's Jon Bon Jovi! - hard to believe. At first glance I thought it was Dee Snider of Twisted Sister fame without his makeup.
boardgrl517 says – reply to this

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um….does he have any idea how poor areas around mexico city are?/?
did he do any fund raising?
and did YOU have any idea his hair was the least of the worries in this city??/????
always first says – reply to this

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MAYBE NOT FIRST AGAIN BUT TOPW FORTY AGAIN! BITCHES!!!!!!!! D-BAGS !!
tennies says – reply to this

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hey hey hey. nebraskans have pretty good hair…well most do
hottness says – reply to this

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It was humid there bitches. Check the Live Earth pictures of him and tell me he's not hot!
Shoe Diva says – reply to this

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That IS a new hairstyle for him! He's ALWAYS needed hair conditioner. Will he ever just get blonde highlights instead of this semi-bleached toffee color? No matter. Almost any woman I know would do him.
People over the age of 24 DO exist and their faces naturally look older. Not only is it not a crime to be and look older, we impact the world more than twenty-somethings sitting on their computers all day long.
Princess says – reply to this

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So sorry but he looks better than ever. don't reply often but come on he is a hottie the older he gets the sexier he get and I am not that old.
omgwtfbbq says – reply to this

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Please, tell me that's not really him, but an aging, cokehead impersonator!
*cries*
Kaz says – reply to this

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Howard Stern, bleached. Ugh.
Sean says – reply to this

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Damn! He looks like a blond Howard Stern!!
bonjovirulz says – reply to this

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he looks like he's about to sneeze, that's all. ah choo!
me says – reply to this

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I think he just shows his age. We don't all look 20 forever and he is still hot for 40 and over.
Debbie says – reply to this

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He is totally hot!! I loved his hair longer, and LOVE IT NOW!!!
virgolicious says – reply to this

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his hair is a fake wiglette!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
looks higher than a kite.
kelly says – reply to this

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NEVER MIND THE HAIR

WTF IS UP WITH HIS FACE?!!!

He looks like frickin cliff richard now. Was his nose always like that???
I am totally betting he's had some kind of surgery cos that's not old, that's just plain weird.
me says – reply to this

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Still screws around on his wife - she is too stupid to leave him and get half hi smoney
PEREZ IS JEALOUS says – reply to this

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I LOVE JBJ
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robertj says – reply to this

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are you kidding me?!

..this guy is still hot! i'd totally do his tight lil ass!

fuck perez…you're a one to talk about someone not aging well, have you looked in the mirror lately fat boy?
lookingragged says – reply to this

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Ha, ha, baked hard, baked old, old goat should be put out to pasture.
Jennifer says – reply to this

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He looks like the serial killer, Buffalo Bill, from The Silence of the Lambs. I hear the lambs screaming.
Brian Daniels says – reply to this

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Jon's hair is killer! I'm in a rock band and I've got big hair too! I also like girls with muddflaps who wear tight jeans! OH YEAH!
liv says – reply to this

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still hot
Expert Witness says – reply to this

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DUDE! Have you ever been to Nebraska? Cause you are RIGHT ON with your observation, all the old ladies in Nebraska have this 'style!" Its the humidity, for real.
kevin says – reply to this

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he looks like howard stern !
pepsi lover says – reply to this

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His hair has always been a bit dry looking. He still has an ass that you can bounce a quarter on, so i'd still hit it.
Kosmic says – reply to this

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You could ride to Tehran on that rug.
sofxo says – reply to this

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only pop stars have to look good. metal dudes and rockers have to produce good music, not good looks. you want eye candy look at those hairspray stars. bon jovi doesn't need hairspray.
I don't believe it says – reply to this

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Perez HE IS A F-ing ROCK STAR dude, long hair is the uniform & the law (in New Jersey). He looks great. He's 16 years older than you fat ass turd. He has been married to one woman (which you hate), does good community charity and made some fun songs we all remember from late 80's, early 90's and still enjoy. "Shot through the heart, and you're to blame, you give love a bad name." yea! great lyrics.
T.K. says – reply to this

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Even with the messy hair, she's still beautiful!
Me says – reply to this

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He was hot when I was 13. Twenty years later I'd still hit it
Canuck Girl says – reply to this

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Been a fan for over twenty something years. This is probably the worst picture that has ever been dug up on him and probably the worst publicity. He looked gorgeous two weeks ago. Lets concentrate on all the good things he does for the citizens of your country and the planet, and rock and roll! Eh?
hellllllo says – reply to this

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he's got the goods……. no "hair band" lasted the 80,s 90,s and the 2000's accecpt for himn and ozzy. I heard he's short in real life but hell who cares hes hotter than my dad
The Bitch says – reply to this

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I'm torn on this one. He was sexy until the country album.
wallybe says – reply to this

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#6 - Kane St Kane says:

I wouldn’t suck his lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in his balls.

LOL…WTF!
Kinky Tink says – reply to this

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He just needs some good conditioner. My ex used to was his hair with soap and it looked like that. Most men just don't know how to care for their hair properly. and i'm not slamming all men…. just the ones who can't groom themselves properly.
yep says – reply to this

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I'd do him in a heartbeat. HE IS HOT.
Brooke says – reply to this

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ROFLMAO love the Nebraska comment.. I am from there *cringe together now* but only because my parents have stuck me here until HS is over.. I am honored that you mentioned this gawd-awful place in your blog, I had no idea you even knew it existed hehe.. I'm taking a screenshot lol lol lol
Have a fab day Perez ;o)
kit says – reply to this

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take a look at ur hair.. moron.. jon bon jovi will always be hot..and he has accomplished alot more than u ever will..
go on a diet perez.. its not funny when one over weight loser makes fun of another (Jason “Gummi Bear” Davis ) ,Perez youre like a rainbow grizzly
kittycake says – reply to this

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no way, that CAN'T be Jon!!! eww…that was nasty…i love jon, but no way!
PinkY says – reply to this

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This guy is a real nice man. You dont find many out there with a good spirit.
Sophie says – reply to this

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perez, YOU'RE talking about someone elses hair? Have you taken a look at your nappy, fried, orange hair? This man is the EPITOME of sexy no matter what kind of hair he has. One person youre not to say anything about is Jon Bon Jovi…the man has aged like wine…I'd like to see what you would look like at 45…ugh
coli says – reply to this

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don't be hating on nebraska, at least it's not as imbread as iowa
jammijam says – reply to this

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When in doubt, go back to the mullet!
Laura Pepper says – reply to this

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STILL LOVE U
Jason says – reply to this

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Hey Perez..buddy.I really feel happy for you.
Thanks to this picture of JBJ and several other artists/celebs that you write off,it's good man cause that way you really don't need to sell blowjobs for food.
joeyOh says – reply to this

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Heard awhile ago he was working with wigs, take it off shake it out slap it back on
shaz says – reply to this

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Hello! JBJ rocks!
Bree says – reply to this

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He still looks absolutely amazing for 45 years old. Did you ever think that the camera flash of this picture sucked?! Compare it to every other paparazzi picture or TV interview.

And no, he doesn't wear makeup or he hasn't had work done.
tamantha says – reply to this

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Oh my God, you yanks are the craziest, he has not aged well, this is just another case of the surgeons knife. If only you guys would realise surgery makes you look scary not hot!
Sonia says – reply to this

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jon bon jovi eri sei e resterai sempre il migliore…..come Perez…saluti dall'italia…..
aj says – reply to this

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omg hes hot!dats just a bad foto! and everybody has bad hair days! oh for the record, what do u think wen u dye ur hair those hideous colours perez??!

I LOVE JBJ TOO!
He's for the OPRAH-ITES says – reply to this

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You know - here we go again. Another old person like Madonna still trying to appeal to people 1/2 their age. This guy was hot in 1988 when I was in 8th grade. He is now pushing 50 and needs to give it up. Just because The Oprah put him on her show, now all the old middle-aged moms think he is the shit (because they follow whatever Oprah says like lemmings). That is the only reason people have been talking about him again. Give it up Jon. Plus all he does is promote all his stupid phony liberal causes, like environmentalism and Algore. Another hypocrite celeb telling us how to live while they fly around in their private jets and live in their Malibu McManshions.
DebO says – reply to this

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If this is the worst picture you have of him, I'd say he's doing okay! He's still hot!
someone says – reply to this

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I have been a BonJovi fan for many years, Jon is one of the few who isn't on drugs (never was) and is still married to the same woman. He doesn't always take a great picture, but he is still handsome and sexy. I just saw a pic of Perez in a brit wig, and the shortest shorts I have ever seen..perhaps he should look in the mirror before putting someone elses looks down.
someone says – reply to this

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I love his last CD, its not country..but he does a great duet with LeeAnn Rymes…And he doesn't live in a Malibu Mansion..he still lives in New Jersey…and I don't think he owns a jet, altho Im sure if your going across the country or out of the country, thats the best way to travel.
BIGFOOT says – reply to this

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That hair could give BIGFOOT a fright! Starting to show nose enlargement too so common with the ageing process. Definite bulbousness appearing!
SoccermomfromNebraska says – reply to this

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Why did you have to go and crack on Nebraska like that?????? Dumbass!!
no comment says – reply to this

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Sorry, JBJ isn't in the same catagory as those celebutards that REALLY warrant your nasty comments.
janie says – reply to this

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THEIR "MUSIC", LOL, SUCKS BIG TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THE LAMEST LYRICS I'VE EVER HEARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nikki says – reply to this

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He sure as HELL looks better than YOU!! That man is FINE, leave him alone! Love your site though! )
pickles says – reply to this

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Ewww!!!!!! And why is he always on CMT? Why is he promoting that horrible song as country??!!!
neil says – reply to this

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Nebraska? Our soccer moms don't look THAT bad
Jo Jo says – reply to this

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I love everything about him, including his gorgeous hair.
Lainie Lewis says – reply to this

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U R soooooo right…I've been thinking this for a while with Bon Jov's hair…..what happened to the sharp crisp edgy locks he had….? It's like he's trying to be au natural since he's in the country rock circle these days…..it looks like a mess!! Get your self together Johnny boy…..

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