We Love Sex Tapes!

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Get ready, world! The latest celebrity sex tape scandal may be upon us.

Cokate & Doperty have recently split, but before the demise of their relationship (because of his infidelity) the crazy couple loved videotaping themselves.

Now, two of their intimate tapes have gone missing and Moss is worried that Petey will try and sell the vids for money.

Hey, drugs aren't cheap! We wouldn't put it past him.

We bet these two had really dirty sex.

Can't wait to see it!!

    Posted: Jul 23, 2007 at 9:27 am / Email this  »

    75 comments to “We Love Sex Tapes!”

    1. mish says – reply to this


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      haaa

    2. Willow The Wisp says – reply to this


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      Great - just what we need to see - two ugly skeletons going at it. Yeesh!!!

    3. ccaaaaa says – reply to this


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      ew

    4. sassysusie says – reply to this


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      First?

      These two are sick.

    5. ximena666 says – reply to this


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      First!!!!!!!!!!!!

    6. am says – reply to this


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      bahahaha… i hope so.

    7. lindaaaaaaaaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww theyre both so gross

    8. britchick says – reply to this


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      ummmmm nice

    9. ximena666 says – reply to this


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      First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    10. Reverend Ramona says – reply to this


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      Boy, this pair looks skankier than me!

      myspace.com/reverendramona

    11. jeri says – reply to this


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      You'd think they'd be too stoned and wasted to, um, er function.

    12. Tiff says – reply to this


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      Holy Crap! Who wants to watch two sticks rubbin together to try to make fire? Not me!!!

    13. bored as fuck says – reply to this


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      12!!!!

    14. Rhenium3 says – reply to this


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      you first people are such dorks! haha :)

    15. Sara says – reply to this


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      You're like ninth and yelling first? Better luck there next time…

      Anyway…They are both nasty. She's a has-been and he's a loser…

      And I thought I could pick 'em…

    16. Gareth says – reply to this


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      they are sexy and to fing out they may have a sex tape humm thats a + 4 sexy lol

    17. Lucy Loo says – reply to this


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      ewww!!!! drugged out skin n bones!
      we love perezzle!!!

    18. Ryan says – reply to this


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      This just SCREAMS publicity stunt, if celebrities are still stupid enough to be making home sex tapes after the countless incidents of them being leaked to the internet etc then they really are dumber than I thought…

    19. she looks like a fish face says – reply to this


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      Why would she go out with such a loser? WHy would she want to bring her daughter into that drug lifestyle? The sex tape would be disgusting.

    20. maria says – reply to this


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      THESE PEOPLE ARE REAL STUPID…WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT????? THESE FUCKIN' TAPES ALWAYS COME BACK TO HUNT YOU!!! HAVEN'T THEY LEARNED???

    21. numb says – reply to this


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      she's got the total coke face!
      they must have just finished snorting major piles…

      eyes intensified and working those mouth & jaw muscles!

    22. LuLu says – reply to this


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      I just threw up in my mouth a little…. Trailer trash wasteoid.

    23. celebrity.web.net says – reply to this


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      ever see the episode of curb your enthusiasm
      where larry david admits that he does nothing
      but missionary (and sometimes she's on top)
      because he's terrified that if they break up, she'll
      tell everyone about his kinks???

      fuck that show is amazing.

    24. miss k says – reply to this


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      oh lord…another celeb sex tape. seriously, when will they learn? if you're going to have sex don't video tape it because chances are it will find its way to the masses.

    25. Joanne says – reply to this


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      Can't believe anyone would want to do anything with Pete! Spotty, yellow teeth, vacant eyes. Not a pretty sight for any bedroom situation!

    26. jenbug says – reply to this


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      It is amazing that this guy can even get it up, considering the amount of smack he probably does.

    27. venus says – reply to this


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      oh, gross!! who'd want to see beetlejuice bonking a stick?

    28. EP_3577 says – reply to this


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      Pete Doherty is so fug I can't imagine why anyone would want to have sex with him!!! Just looking at him makes me want to throw up.

    29. susieqball says – reply to this


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      she is FUGLY!

    30. aja says – reply to this


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      Remember when Perez said there was a sex tape between Lauren and Jason…

      YA…………………………

    31. Margarita says – reply to this


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      Yeah, I'll bet they had dirty sex, too. They look like they haven't showered since 1992.

    32. CK says – reply to this


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      Who would want to see that?!?! He is horrid looking and it is a wonder why/how she ever became a model. Gross

    33. Sofi says – reply to this


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      This guy is so freaking gross looking! It looks like he smells like crap!!!!! Yuk! What the hell is she thinking??

    34. daVidtheGay says – reply to this


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      gross. i wouldn't want to see his weiner.

    35. Not Me says – reply to this


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      EWWWW - I would rather be forced to watch a sex tape of Roseanne Barr and Tom Arnold.

    36. No X says – reply to this


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      Who wants to see another pasty azz couple having sex.

    37. ew says – reply to this


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      do we really want to see those skeletons doing it ..ew

    38. tracy says – reply to this


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      GROSSSSSSSSSSSSSS……who needs 2 c 2 coked/craked up people haveing sweaty, tweekin SEX!! not me :( GROSSS:o puke

    39. Amber says – reply to this


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      Ughh, why do celebs make these tapes? They all KNOW they are going to get out. Stupid PR stunt.

    40. pREZFAN says – reply to this


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      The only reason she was popular was at the ripe age of 18 she still looked like a ten year old…. and why does this guy look so greasy all the time? has he ever taken a bathe has any one every seen a pic of this guy lookin clean? I mean he is soooooo gross lookin with all those pimples and greasy hair yuk!

    41. chris nickle says – reply to this


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      I HATE this couple! I HATE each one of them. I wish they would never show their faces again…..I really am a nice person….I just don't know what these two do to me, but I could just sit and watch a bus run over them and then go on shopping……hmmmm.

    42. AsWickedx3 says – reply to this


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      Duh, can;t trust a crackhead. I bet they both have the HIV

    43. amy says – reply to this


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      for these to skinny skeletons, drugs+xxx= to weirdos going at it!! great just what we need in a tape

    44. grossed out says – reply to this


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      these two nasties look like they have every std out there..i'll still watch the tape tho

    45. Jessica Staten Island says – reply to this


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      He looks like Harry Potta

    46. Kate says – reply to this


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      She's probably worried because there's more footage of her snorting coke. She knows nobody will buy it to see the gross sex.

    47. Hyde says – reply to this


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      Oh YUCK. I'd pay that freak not to release them! ::gags::

    48. I LOVE KATE MOSS says – reply to this


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      POOR KATE SHE HAS BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH AND CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER THAN LOSER PETE. I LOVE YOU KATE HANG IN THERE!

    49. jstemps says – reply to this


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      thats would be so amazing!!

    50. c3 says – reply to this


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      Let's see…… he's british, a pig, has no teeth other than crack encrusted pegs, doesn't bath, doesn't know how to dress other than to wear the clothes he crapped in the night before and CAN'T EVEN SING FOR GOD's SAKE!! Someone please tell me why we are even taling about this guy except for the fact he schleped Kate Moss? (I think I just answered my own question…)

    51. Jes B says – reply to this


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      They look like fisters to me. This could get really ugly, folks.

    52. Kelly says – reply to this


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      Ok, it seems like just about everyone on Perez Hilton is on here just to bash the celebs worse than Perez herself cause you all say the EXACT SAME THING—I bet most of you are FUGLY for real! Anyway, I don't have any interest in seeing some sex tape between these two, but I think they are both HOT BEAUTIFUL individuals and were one of my favorite rockstar couples until Pete cheated on Kate. The point is I will feel bad for them if the tapes are found and in fact show them having sex.

    53. redsonja1313 says – reply to this


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      EEEEW I don't even want the visual my brain just came up with ..let alone the real one. Does anone care about this man and why would we want to see him naked ???

    54. perez is a hack says – reply to this


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      who in the right mind would pay for this shit? these are two of the ugliest people on the earth. kate moss hasn't looked hot in YEARS and calling doperty a trainwreck would be a massive understatement. you'd have to pay me to watch this atrocity.

    55. Cheri says – reply to this


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      This guy is so fucking disgusting. WHO the hell is he? Why does he continue to live? He should just overdose.

    56. me says – reply to this


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      So you can't wait to see the video, hu?… perez, you're a really sick nasty bitch.

    57. haedn says – reply to this


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      too bad this is all a lie and they are still together.

    58. me says – reply to this


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      probably a fake story like most of the English tabloid stories. The Sun…, yawn.

      Worst is News of the World. I've never read anything by them which turned out to be true.

    59. me says – reply to this


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      me #57 isn't the same like me #59

    60. alli says – reply to this


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      Kate Moss, kinda stupid and homely. But Pete doherty is fug beyond words. Why do all these models keep banging him? Is he the only dude with drugs over there? There isn't enough blow in the world to make that dude attractive!!

    61. loribitch says – reply to this


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      Druggie sex is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!

    62. kelly2 says – reply to this


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      How corroded are his teeth?! Has he EVER brushed those meth/tobacco covered stubs?

    63. ewwwww says – reply to this


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      These two are both ugly that is way disgusting, Pete is soooooo Trashy looking yuk!!!!!

    64. CaveGirl says – reply to this


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      She'a a very silly girl to allow herself to be exploited and taped whilst shes off her face. Honestly I guess they had to tape it cuz Lord knows they won't remember it.

    65. Summer says – reply to this


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      kate moss really is NOT pretty.

    66. Gabby says – reply to this


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      eww god they're gross.

    67. Cyndi says – reply to this


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      Gross! One day Kate Moss will wake up from her fog and will realize that she was with that creature, and it will be a scream that will be heard for days. What is she now…90? The drugs made her blind, made her lose her sense of smell (obviously), and they have aged her to the point where you wonder how she ever became a model in the first place.

    68. lefty says – reply to this


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      ANd there you have it folks…what Kate Moss really looks like….

    69. Katie says – reply to this


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      A match made in heaven, both a couple of losers . Kate Moss is barely avergae looking and needs a burger and fries.

    70. Gwen says – reply to this


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      that guy looks like he could be related to tim burtons wife in this picture?

    71. Machine says – reply to this


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      Does anyone else think he's hot other than me??

    72. nina says – reply to this


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      how can u expect a clean sex from a dirty guy like him look at his hair you can fry eggplants with the oil on his hair, ıyyykkkk how could kate touch him in the first place, maybe thats why she always needed to be high !!!

    73. Nicole says – reply to this


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      Hell no …..i am surprised he can even get it up!!!

    74. Valerie says – reply to this


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      I just have to ask WHY????? Why is she so in love with this man? He is hideous!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    75. evifpkh bszwpyeic says – reply to this


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