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Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

It was the other assistant.

Yes, she has two.



51 comments to “Lindsay Lindsay Lindsay”

  1. Boo says – reply to this
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    Horray for her.

  2. lisa says – reply to this
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    first

  3. lisey says – reply to this
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    when will lindsay learn?!

  4. connie sue bear says – reply to this
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    why am i not surprised????

  5. smack says – reply to this
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    1st

  6. katen says – reply to this
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    we should have known.. hahaha

  7. fist says – reply to this
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    fist

  8. christi says – reply to this
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    the plot thickens

  9. First says – reply to this
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    FIRST BITCH

  10. Meloola says – reply to this
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    That's quite impressive :)

  11. Britt says – reply to this
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    HILARIOUS.

  12. christian says – reply to this
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    why?

  13. *Michele* says – reply to this
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    SERIOUSLY!!!!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT!?!!

  14. clean it up says – reply to this
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    douche nozzle

  15. Electric blogarella says – reply to this
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    Why does she need two?
    www.electricblogarella.com

  16. Jessica NYC 2 LA says – reply to this
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    To many assistants and not one desinated driver

  17. kat says – reply to this
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    first

  18. nik says – reply to this
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    HOLY CRAP! And I'm first.

  19. justme says – reply to this
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    cuz she can't handle her own shit. JUST GO TO JAIL!

  20. ali says – reply to this
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    OMGGGG LOVE THE DRAMAAA

  21. Big D says – reply to this
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    Oh, for God's sake……

  22. Eman says – reply to this
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    Good detective work, Mario.

  23. queenofhearts says – reply to this
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    Finally someone more of a wreck than Lilo

  24. A.Perez says – reply to this
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    HAHA. Lindsay will NEVER learn. She's the next Britney…

  25. Maya says – reply to this
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    To be honest, im surprised that shes STILL alive to this day, and i think its quite sad that she wont even be at the premiere of her own movie tomorrow night…looks like a good one tho

  26. Woobie says – reply to this
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    You can't write a better story.

  27. friendly midwesterner says – reply to this
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    ridiculous… maybe she'll learn to buy some class with all that money. HA!

  28. rachel says – reply to this
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    meow

  29. always first says – reply to this
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    FIRST ALL YOU F-ERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. scott says – reply to this
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    What the fuck does she need 2 assistants for? One ot hold the booze and coke, the other to expose her body. They should of been keeping her slutty ass at home or driving the stupid bitch since she didnt have a license.

  31. Lisa says – reply to this
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    So shouldn't the assistant be driving when the "star" is drunk?

  32. Jennifer Blumm says – reply to this
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    I think shes ugly anyway!

  33. JUST ME says – reply to this
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    SHE IS BEYOND HELP…SHE SOUNDS LIKE A 40 YR OLD WOMEN…SHE SMOKES TO MUCH!!! TO MUCH MONEY AT A YOUNG AGE!

  34. joeyOh says – reply to this
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    NEELEY O'HARA !! I have Roman Polanski's # get up to canada and jump an Air France jet, the season's still going strong down in Monte Carlo. You can do Art Films in Europe (nudies) of course you can't return here, maybe that's a good thing…. Good Luck LL

  35. Dan says – reply to this
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    why does she need 2? she's not that important! the president og Uganda…yeah he could have 2 but not lindsay

  36. jessy says – reply to this
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    tipsy taxi anyone? she doesn't have enough money for a cab? but honey all those legal fees are gonna cost a whole lot more!

  37. JoeyOh says – reply to this
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    Eva Longwhoaria is dressed and ready for Leno as we speak !!!!

  38. John says – reply to this
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    HUH?

  39. Jon says – reply to this
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    Hey Perez, to quote you. "I never get anything wrong on my website." Guess who got something wrong. YOU DID!!! Suck it!

  40. Sammie says – reply to this
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    YOU ARE HILARIOUS PEREZ. lOVE THE PAGE LOVE YOUR COMMENTS. WHAT i DO NOT GET IS THE PEOPLE WHO CONTIOUSLY POST FIRST OVER AND OVER…BLOCK THEM IT IS ANNOYING & SO ARE THEY

  41. amber downey jr. says – reply to this
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    How Come These Damn Assistants Can't Drive The Silly Bitch Around?

  42. Blondee says – reply to this
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    Should any of us really be surprised??? I didn't think so…

  43. Miz Trudette says – reply to this
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    So not only does Lindsay need 2 assistants but her assistant has a rep all of her own too?

  44. Badger says – reply to this
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    Sammie:
    CAN'T HERE YOU. SPEAK UP A LITTLE WOULD YA
    Shit for brains

  45. Max and Ruby says – reply to this
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    Dori Cooperman is the other assistant. Google her to find out.

  46. diablofeminina weho says – reply to this
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    The other one gave my friend syphilis.

  47. MaxandRuby says – reply to this
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    www.nypost.com/seven/06122007/photos/p6f.jpg

  48. MaxandRuby says – reply to this
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    w w w. nypost.com/seven/06122007/gossip/pagesix/lindsays_new_rehab_pal_pagesix_.htm

  49. RENE says – reply to this
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    GIVE HER SOME STIFF PRICK THAT WILL STRAIGHTEN HER LITTLE ASS OUT

  50. james says – reply to this
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    this is so freaking sad.. we all laugh when someone else in showbiz falls to rock bottom.. what should be a time to pray for someone & lend a helping hand, we can only come here to perezhilton.com & look at all the shit he has said about her.. you know what?..lets try a different approach..lets try to help this person..lets try to tell our kids, hey- if you dont start living your life different, this is how you are gonna end up.. STOP THE FUCKING NEGATIVITY.. why cant we just all join up & say” I will try to get you through this if you will promise to help yourself”.. if not..cut them out.. Stop the media press.. Perez, You are a very smart person..put your spot light in the media to do a BETTER THING.. STOP THIS.. NO ONE WILL BENEFIT THIS BUT THE TABLOIDS.. Our SICK desire to see someone falter will not make anything any better AT ALL.. IS THIS THE MEDIA THAT WE WANT OUR CHILDREN TO GROW UP TO & BASE ITS IDEAS ABOUT LIFE AROUND TO??..I THINK NOT..

  51. My2cents says – reply to this
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    seem like jail is the only hope since glorified rehabs in calif serve no useful purpose but to take your cash..

    here ’s how the story should end:

    lost of movies for 3yrs
    lost of endorsments for 3yrs
    losrt od singing contract for 3yrs
    lost of freedom ( see courts)
    serve 1 yr in jail for dui and cocaine position ( back to back dui’s )
    must watch videos of mangled bodies from dui accidents for -5 hr a day
    must watch video of surgeons trying to save lives of dui victims -3 hrs a day
    must watch funerals of dui victims - 3 hrs a day
    must read letters from orphans whose parents were killed due to dui
    must donate 1 million to MADD
    or
    go to rehab outside of california for - 2yrs
    serve community in service for 2000 hrs after release from rehab talking to teen about driving drunk and drugs

    she is going to kill some one one day.. next heroine