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Our head is about to explode! Today feels like Christmas on acid!!!
As we reported earlier, Lindsay Lohan was involved in a drug and alochol fueled dangerous car chase before her arrest earlier this morning.
The driver of the vehicle being pursued by Lohan was the mother of her personal assistant, Jenni Muro.
Police have just revealed that Muro tendered her resignation to Lohan hours before her arrest, which must have upset the actress terribly.
Jenni's mom came to pick up her daughter and then things just went horribly wrong as we all have found out.
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cant wait
I CAN'T WAIT
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Perez, you make working in an office FUN FUN FUN!
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kewl
first, this is great!!!!!
first bitches
FIRST
not first
i cant wait!!!!
JUST BREATHE PEREZ!!
Yay
theres no hope
Christmas on acid… nice.
Seriously, enough already!
loving the circus. i wish she would just die already
i can't wait for more details..
this is better than christmas on acid perez
what is this!?
NOOO you can't do that .. no teasing LOL …
First Bitches!!!!! Where is that cute girl from the parent trap???
Oh Lindsay…thank you for making a Tuesday exciting.
Ho,Ho,Ho!
Wow. Just wow. Young Hollywood is self destructing. So Sad.
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It IS like Christmas on acid!!!!
It does feel like christmas, I can't get off this website..
First!
damn…crazy
whoo!
first!
Oh Happy Day!!
one more thing about lindsay and i may need to go on acid
Perez you ahve the BEST coverage on the Planet. Keep it COMING!!!!
These teasers are so super queer.
first?
Feels like Christmas?!?!? Sure celebs put themselves out there, etc. But to laugh and find joy at such an obviously sad situation is even LOW for your standards. Get your head out of Dita Von Teese's powder white ASS and wake up! Have a conscience for once, you tubby piece of shit!
So what the hell is it P?
Hurry up already!! I'm fiening for more!! (I think thats how you spell it)
Can someone explain why Perez always uses the term "beef" or "beef curtains" regarding LC from the hills. I know wht he mean in terms of anatomy, but why LC?
Lowly admin assistant i completely 100% agree!! In my office which is so slow I live for this shit!
If this is about the assistant quitting I'll be annoyed.
Hey perez love you I am the mother of the 13 year old that was almost run over at The Roosevelt way back in February. The story was in the Enquirer. All I can say is I tried to tell everyone she was headed for some bad trouble. At the time her publicist Leslie attacked my parenting skills for having a 13 year old on vacation up late in her own hotel parking lot. I wonder what that bitch has to say now!!!!!!!! Thank god Miss Lohan hasn't killed anyone yet!!!!!
Is Lindsay Lohan that girl from FAMILY MATTERS?
that x-mas quote is sooo fucking funny
Oh Honey, enough with this LOSER already!!! She's taking up way too much space here!
This girl needs to keep her nose and legs closed for health puposes
Seriously? Is it your birthday or something? Lots of news for Perez today!
oMG I GOT THE CALL THIS MORNING ABOUT LIDSAY REALLY SAD BUT ENTERTAINING TO WATCH AHH I FEEL BAD FOR HER SHE JUST GOT OUT OF REHAB SHE WAS GIVING ME HOPE OH WELL
What was the point in her wearing that SCRAM bracelet on her leg? Isn't it an alcohol monitoring system?? Then why the hell was she was so intoxicated??? It seems like celebrities can do whatever the hell they please.
This girl needs to keep her nose and legs closed for health purposes
LMAO.
Christmas on acid.
that just caused me to laugh so hard for some reason.
crazy girl. have fun in jail!
Lindsay crashing her car in an exploding fiery death would be the icing on the Christmas cookies…lol
I LOVE THIS STUFF!!!!!
Trainwreck Lindsay !!! I feel sorry for her !!!
Thanks Perez! Thank you… I've read you since you were a small site… You kill the tabloid mags that have to wait a week for their updates… Keep the news coming.
LOL I just want to say how much I fucking love perez, the fact that he gets so excited about this kind of stuff is exactly why I check the site a few times a day
Perez I love you
your site is like crack!
Shame on you perez. You are really enjoying this aren't you. She has a hereditary disease and everyone who is taking pleasure in this can go to hell.
THAT'S OLD NEWS
Hollywood is known for its scandals. Lindsay knows (on some level) that this incident will just propel her higher up the A-list and into ever-lasting fame and fortune. Although this might be the way she wanted it…she'll be famous forever. Plus, Hollywood loves a good comeback (we've been waiting on Britney for…what, 3-4 years for her "comeback"?) Everyone has given up on Britney…Lindsay knows that she can fufill that void and reclaim the love of the movie-going public.
OMG how can any of you have any simpathy for this girl? Oh poor rich girl can buy whatever she wants and gets herself into drugs and alcohol abuse and get away with it for this long? There are a lot of celebrities out there that aren't going to end up like Anna Nicole. Lindsay is slowly killing herself and I have no sympathy!!!!
I LOOOOVE how people come one here talking about Perez but HELLO you're on here reading it all too you FOO's get over it. We all love to read this shit don't act like you don't … don't hate cause he can make a living off this and you can't!
With all those photogs,
let us just hope that Lindsey
is wearing panties for a change.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
I guess this is all fun if your things is gathering celeb gossip but I actually think it's scary as hell watching her and Brit compete for freakiest celeb loser. This bitch needs to spend some time in Jail. If she wants to kill herself thats her thing but if her goal is to take a lot of people with her with her reckless behavior she can fuck off. Lock her up and let her rot. Her problem is all the people she hangs out with. These sad mother fuckers are using rehab as a get out of jail free card. It's time for this walking time bomb to grow the fuck up. It's time to really embarrass the hell out of these young celebs who have their heads up their asses. Take all that fame away. Send them packing. This girls talent is so "average" they could find something like her right around the corner without all the bullshit. Get her off the streets and move on. She's a menace to society and not worthy of the fame she was handed.
cant wait to find out more….this is truly like christmas on acid….and lindsay thinks shes the easter bunny
This has made my day
No worries Lindsay I'll be your assistant!
NO ONE CAN DEAL WITH LINDSAY SHE A CRAZY AS CUNT
This chick is going to kill an innocent person, she is out of control, there are no excuses for this.
I'm assuming that her assistant quit when she saw Lindsay doing drugs, so Lindsay chassed after her thinking that she would "tell on her"…
CHRISTMAS ON ACID! LOVES IT!
Can you say jail time? I hope so!
I'm seriously scared for her. She's gonna die in, like, three months the way she keeps it going. Nobody needs that kind of tragedy on their concious.
It's not like drugs, fame, and excess haven't killed young teens before.
What craziness poor girl but you gotta love her.
I'd like to know what exactly Lindsay thought she was going to do if she caught the SUV she was chasing….She is a TOTAL mess!!!!! Hope LILO doesn't read the "Christmas on Acid" statement, she'll think it's a red carpet event and want an invite!!!
that quote about christmas just made my facebook….
love you perez!!!!!!!!!!!
Good for her assistant. She must have something on this twat for her to be racing after her and her mom.
Glad to see that Promises works so well
ya'all dont know how hard it is to find good help these days. that's why LL flipped out.
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Christmas on acid!!! Love it!!!!!
look at those fucking vultures.. fucking losers
This BIMBO needs LONG TERM medical care in JAIL.
2 Years in jail sounds good.
5 year suspension of drivers license ( 5 years in jail for violation)
prez you crack me-up! Xmas on acid, classic
seem like jail is the only hope since glorified rehabs in calif serve no useful purpose but to take your cash..
here ’s how the story should end:
lost of movies for 3yrs
lost of endorsments for 3yrs
losrt od singing contract for 3yrs
lost of freedom ( see courts)
serve 1 yr in jail for dui and cocaine position ( back to back dui’s )
must watch videos of mangled bodies from dui accidents for -5 hr a day
must watch video of surgeons trying to save lives of dui victims -3 hrs a day
must watch funerals of dui victims - 3 hrs a day
must read letters from orphans whose parents were killed due to dui
must donate 1 million to MADD
or
go to rehab outside of california for - 2yrs
serve community in service for 2000 hrs after release from rehab talking to teen about driving drunk and drugs
Haha "christmas on acid".
I just read that Muro had nothing to do with this whole CAR chase ordeal….I won't believe it until I read it strait from your finger tips….IS IT TRUE PEREZ??
Drama Queens , first Paris now Lindsay.