Separated At Birth

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1. *KJC* says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Ha Ha……I love it!!

2. yvette says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   que lindo!!

3. heidi says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   hahahahahahahahahaha. you are amazing.

4. i says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   hahaha this is funny

5. eww says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   come on perez. that's gross.

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   FIRSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT AHAHAHAHHA FINALLLLLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!

7. Holly G. says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   Fabulousity!

8. alcione says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   i love you perez!

9. Donna says – reply to this
   

   

   
   
   
   
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   *puke*

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    weenie!!!

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    1STTT AHAHAHHAA I WANT THAT SHIRT

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    I am loving your shirt……Kitson always has cute shirts!! But I think Sir Elton has you beat in the fashion department. Who else could pull of the pink suit? Maybe you should get one =)

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    LOVE YOUR SHIRT!!!

14. Jenny says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You look gorgeous Perez!

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    awe

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    you are such a good sport, thanks for not pickin on me this time

17. Debbie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    You are so cute. Thanks for the chuckle )

18. Ara says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Love the T-shirt ahahahahhaha..something outta the ugly betty show

19. DaBlkBabeDoll says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    WOW Two big Girls

20. satan says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    fatty McFatterson

21. Jman1980 says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Lose some weight fat ASS!!!! Or atleast wear a bigger shirt! DAMN!!

22. dia says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol

23. AuntB says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    LOVE that T-Shirt!!!

24. Mike says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Damn, you are ugly

25. michelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    aw how cuteeeee

26. ms. j says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hehe

27. jolincas says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    u wish
    he may be as ugly as u, but he is an multiaward winning talented artist, not like you
    :)

28. spankey says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    FIRST

29. Michael says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Damn, you are ugly.

30. Chachi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    why insult Elton John like that?

31. Kat says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez…..are you poking fun at yourself? You're much cuter than Elton….besides, he's much gayer than you can ever hope to be! Just joking!!!

32. Heather says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, LOVE the shirt!

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    you know i don't like you mario,
    but i'm not sure elton ever looked as good as you (and that's actually a good photo of you)

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    oh sweetie you'll never be Elton.

35. chantelle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    wat a damn fag u fat fuck

36. jess says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i want that shirt!

37. Leah says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HOTTTTTT!!!!

38. bitch says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I love the shirt perez!

39. phunkus says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    NOT first…. stop the first shit, please… perez, u are my crack

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    pretty

41. deedee says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    hahahaha nice side by side you sorta do look alike.

42. haaaaaaaaaai says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I LOVE PEREZ

43. April says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    bringing ugly back? well, you're right about something

44. zzyxxz says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    As a straight girl, is it wrong that I think Perez is cute as hell? I really don't care.

    P.S. I love Elton's pink suit.

    P.P.S. I don't care if that's wrong either.

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    I Love that you can make fun of yourself Perez!! And i love the shirt too!!! where cani get one??

    myspace.com/keroph129

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    I wouldn't mind being in Elton's will…lucky

47. Patrick says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    If you lost weight and went back to your natural dark hair color, you'd actually be quite handsome, Perez.

48. Mel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Thats hot.

49. Nawaf says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez you such a DISCUSTING whore!!!

50. Francis says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    no, your wayyy more gayer than elton, at least get a man purse.

51. lala says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez you should start a diet..you re becoming fat

52. twotwentysix says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    oh dear god.

53. lala says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez you should start a diet..you re becoming fat!!!

54. beth says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    lol, and you have a cheek to talk about kelly clarkson

55. boobzilla says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    i want that facking shirt

56. isabel says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    YOU WISH
    but

    I LOVE PEREZHILTON.COM

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    I would totally pretend to be a gay man so you would do me … RAWR.

58. javi says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    except for a small difference, perez has no talent, .

59. jui jui says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEREZ I LOVE YOUR TEE-SHIRT!

60. Rachael says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    PEREZ UR SOO HOTT WITH YOUR ORANGE HAIR!

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    You really be sportin that purse huh perez!!?? lolol… i hope you did this just for the photo opt!! lololol.. looking like that in public is NOT the thing to do!! lolol

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    Your shirt is an understatement.

    …Michael.

63. tsenno fenno says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    perez u look DISCUSTING go and clean ur self befor u put ur pic ass hole!!

64. tebuehrle says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    nice man-purse Perez!!

65. CLA says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    I'd hit it…

66. Melissa says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    That's a great shirt Perez! Very funny! Where do you find them?

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    OMFG lolololol Girlfriend that shirt is HILARIOUS! i want one?!?!?! where did you get it?

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    www.celebsugar.blogspot.com

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    Either Elton John has really short arms or you have really long arms…. hhhhmmmm

70. Cassie says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    www.celebsugar.blogspot.com

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    O please Perez isn't THAT ugly.
    If he lost a couple of pounds, I'd hit it!

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    HAHA hysterical

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    Hahaha! I love you for making fun of yourself.

    Oh, by the way, I love all these losers who are like, "You'll never be Elton! He's a multi-award winning artist! You're not!" Do they realize how stupid they are?

    One more thing, guys, if you don't like Perez… why are you coming onto his site? Do you relize that every time you visit his website, much less leave a comment, you're contributing to his ever-expanding wallet? Do you realize the severity of your stupidity? Come on…

    I LOVE YOU PEREZ!

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    Hardly…

75. scooter Pooter says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Not quiet sorry honey

76. Dawb says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Honey, get a trainer for the love of god! You can afford it - stay healthy!

77. Daisy says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    Perez, if that's your daddy then you stand to inherit a FORTUNE!

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    Perez you have done a GREAT JOB today. Pour yourself a cocktail in that pimp goblet and kick up yo heelz.

79. perez hater says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    no perez
    ur a bit fatter than him
    dont flatter yourself

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    and kiwi
    i think its about time u pulled ur nose out of perez's ass
    i think u need 2 wash ur face cuz of the amount of shit u hav on it

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    Perez,

    You and Elton John Should go on Celebrity Fit Club together. Thant would be hella fun.
    I bet you a million dollars after you do a few segments on What Perez Sez, VH1 will ask you to go on the next season of CFC

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    hahahahahahah

83. DOODAHDAY says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    HAHAHA…I LOVE PEREZ'S SHIRT

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    Either Elton has really short arms or you have really long arms… freaky!

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    let him have those ugly trolls…those kids are NOT cute

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    GROSS!!!

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    please stop coloring your hair. you look to stupid!

88. Heather says – reply to this
    

    

    
    
    
    
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    isn't kitson the store you critsize paparrazi hungry celebs for going to just to get their pic taken??

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    Oh, you wish, you big fat pig.

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    86 lol

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    Perezzles, I love it! So fucking cute!!!

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    Yes in the words of Jim Gaffigan, "Your father is sweedish, and your mother is Elton John." That might be why you are pail.

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    youknowyournotuguly….

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    I think that's really great you found your long lost father! haha, did he donate sperm or something?

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    You are too funny Perez, that T-shirt is hilarious.

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    Awwwww, you are just to cute Perez… You should def go back to blonde though, that was HOT! Oh, and why dont you hook up with Ross the intern?? I think you guys are made for each other…seriously.

    Kisses from Sweden - garden of eden

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    isn't kitson the store you always crtisize paparrazi hungry celebs of going to just to get their pic taken??

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    If you're going to throw insults at Perez, you could at least spell them correctly or even try property grammar. I would rather be ugly (not that Perez is) than to completely lack any sort of grasp of the English language.

    I'm embarassed for you people.

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    YOU WISH THE QUEER WAS YOUR DADDY PEREZ. WOULD'NT YOU JUST LOVE TO GET THOSE ROYALTY CHECKS?????????

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     WTF Fatty McFatFuck? Jesus. Your tits are bigger than half the crazy broads in hollyweird — and they've had implants. Get off your ass and lose a chin or two.