Separated At Birth

Filed under: Separated At Birth > Michael Jackson > Dina Lohan

Left: Dina Lohan. Right: Michael Jackson.

Posted: Jul 24, 2007 at 6:32 pm / Email this »

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Jilli says – reply to this

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FIRST

HAHAHAHAHAA!~!
jeri says – reply to this

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Now I feel sorry for MJ
Mel says – reply to this

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haha
Jennifer says – reply to this

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HAHAHHA
perez you are brilliant!
P says – reply to this

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Thanks Perez!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHA thats what happens when you go to the same plastic surgeon… they only have one mold!
Lauren says – reply to this

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Good call!
Jamers Garriott says – reply to this

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Hilarious!
mmmmmmmm says – reply to this

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i think this is a little harsh at this time perez. you should probably take it down..as much as all of this could be her fault shes still going through enough.

ps today has been one of the best days of my life with all the friggin updates. IM LOVING IT. but get rid of this seriously.
kymama says – reply to this

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nope, nope, MJ is STILL whiter.
Nova11 says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one Perezzzzeee!
celebrity.web.net says – reply to this

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i wouldn't say he's 'brilliant'
Bubba says – reply to this

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Long Island Coke Whore Slut & Kiddie Perv, Hmmmm, . . . Maybe wedding number 4 for Michael?
Martin says – reply to this

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Perez… you finally figured it out. I guess all kooky people look alike.
Oscar says – reply to this

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WOW. LOL. that's hilarious.
aussiegal says – reply to this

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Monsters Inc
james garriott says – reply to this

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hilarious!!!
col says – reply to this

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AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAH thats the funniest fucking thing ive seen in my life.

i love you perez x
Danielle says – reply to this

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Ewww gross
Christina says – reply to this

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first !, I feel really bad for their fam. they live in my town, and its nuts for them
hidEe says – reply to this

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hahaha
anihilatorr says – reply to this

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hahahah NICEEEEE! tr00
Palm Springs Guy says – reply to this

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Hahaha that is soo damn funny, I'm going to e-mail this around the office.

PEREZ you are BRILLIANT!!!!!
Lali says – reply to this

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IT'S TRUE!
Shireen says – reply to this

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holy shit that is fucking awesome! LOL
Crunk says – reply to this

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Dina needs to find some funding — looks like she is turning to Michael Jackson for the dough
$$$MADONNA$$$ says – reply to this

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Please stop with all this crap about Lilo. She's so boring. All she wants is attention. We shouldn't give it to her. She has zero talent and she's such a troll.
movie reviews says – reply to this

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Dina: Lindsay! Thank God you're safe.

Lindsay: Mom, they took all my coke…

Dina: Get the hell out of my sight!
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andrew says – reply to this

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except neither looked like that at birth lol
Annie says – reply to this

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Haha! Loves it! Today has been amazing - like you said, we may all go to hell, but I'm loving all the updates! Love and prayers for Linds, but no sympathy for her fame-whoring mother.
Terese says – reply to this

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OMG PERFECTION! LINDSAY GO SNORT ANOTHER LINE!
Toledo Pete says – reply to this

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Uncanny! I
Jen says – reply to this

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Ewwww… recent facelift for Dina? She looks AWFUL!!!!!!!!!!
David Meadows says – reply to this

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Deffinantly, i couldnt realy tell them apart, luckly you had it marked whos who.
mandy says – reply to this

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hahaha omg i always thought she looked like MJ.
she fuckin ugly!!!!!!!

love you perez!!!
sandy says – reply to this

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OMG!! It is the SAME person!!
no wonder I haven't seen jacko anywhere lately….
diana says – reply to this

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lol
yomama says – reply to this

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You're awesome Pereez. This is right on!!!!! how do you come up with these things? GENIUS!!
Ana says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA!!!!
Aswickedx3 says – reply to this

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hahaha that's great
sonia says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHAH thats CLASSIC!
Kat says – reply to this

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OMG! They DO look alike@!!!!!!!!
holy shit says – reply to this

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TWINS!!!!!!!!!!!
shocka zulu says – reply to this

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So this is the face of the hag beast that issued forth the coke whore from her loins…

Her neck is miles thicker than jackos and she's got that serial killer look in her eyes. her lips are tight and mean and ANGRY.

god, i'm so loving this.
tracy says – reply to this

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perez please keep posting new stories today….this is the best day ever…keep going
Sarah says – reply to this

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Awesome!
Shaun Roberts says – reply to this

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OH MY GOODNESS! It's sad for Lindsay.
vain says – reply to this

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LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OMG says – reply to this

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Damn, that's some scary shit!
Jess says – reply to this

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HAHAHA BEST THING EVER
your the best Perez.
Daisy says – reply to this

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OMG!!!!!!!!!!! Perez, thank you! Nothing like ending my workday with a belly laugh!
Hillary says – reply to this

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PEREZ you have done a fabulous job today! we love you!
Tara says – reply to this

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Michael looks WAY BETTER then this nasty bitch .. poor Lindsay .. with a monster like that no wonder her life is jacked!
Lori says – reply to this

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HAHAHAHA now THAT is flippin HILARIOUS! You go Perez! You are such a DIVA!
Bethy says – reply to this

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That's an uncanny resemblance!LMAO! She's one nose job away from being his twin!
SHAY!!!!! says – reply to this

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hahahahahahahaha man i look forward to these!!! theyre sooo funny!! they look alike! lol
pK says – reply to this

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Hey did you guys know that you can hear MJ saying how much he & Shemar Moore are in love if you play the MJ song "Bad" backwards?
F R E A K Y right?
me myself and your man says – reply to this

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whats wrong with doing a little coke here and there? dude, get over yourselves and other peoples lives. i still get my shit done. dummies!
Liz says – reply to this

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SCARY!

Perez, you are a genius!
Joan says – reply to this

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Yep.
angelfish420 says – reply to this

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That's almost UNCANNY.
LA_Mommy says – reply to this

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OMG - ROFLMAO - Perez - just when I thought I couldn't possibly love you anymore……. you just made my day
Melanie says – reply to this

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That is seriously funny.
Annie says – reply to this

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brilliant!!!!!!!!!! I love it!
zoe says – reply to this

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This is sooooo fuckin true.
LEA says – reply to this

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MJ is the best!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MJ
MissJessicaRabbit says – reply to this

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I
lehoe says – reply to this

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THEY LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE! GOOD CALL.
Dina Sucks says – reply to this

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So very true!!
Helen M. says – reply to this

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This is hilarious! And DEAD ON!
Tembi says – reply to this

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DEAD ON! lmao! Perez, you crack me up!
iluuuvparis says – reply to this

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you are a freakin genius, p-nasty. what did i ever do without you?
alana says – reply to this

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classic
PT says – reply to this

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Michael is prettier!!!
janie says – reply to this

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NOOOOO, PLEASE???????? DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE US LOOK AT THE CRUSTY FACED CLOWN PERVERT??????????? THERE GOES DINNER!!!!!!!!!!! CLOSE MATCH THOUGH.
dede says – reply to this

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(in 15 years)
Like looking into a mirror, ain't in Lindsey???
janie says – reply to this

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SEE HOW FEW CARE ABOUT THESE TWO???????????????? 78 WHOLE POSTS. LOL
Jordan K_ says – reply to this

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Right on the money…how funny White O And JackO
monique says – reply to this

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BEST SEPARATED AT BIRTH - EVER!!!

Right on Perez, right on!!
tararocks says – reply to this

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hahahahah thats hillarious, they look pretty much identical, Dina just needs less bronzer and a black wig!
Jenny says – reply to this

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Have you seen a photo from Jennifer Aniston and Dustin Hoffman closed?
They have the same nose and the same smile
sara says – reply to this

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this is the best one yet!!! right on!!!!
Sigrid says – reply to this

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HAHAHA!!!
..thats funny cuz they do look a like
lauracm says – reply to this

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way to go Dina. Your daughter is a trainwreck.
sheniqua666 says – reply to this

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Perez you are an evil little homo and you are going straight to hell. Well maybe not so little but homo + hell for sure… We love you, bitch! Is today like your birthday because it seems like you have been getting presents all day from Lindsay and Dina and Britney, and the day is still not over yet so what will Paris and Nicole gift you with? THANK YOU FOR SHARING YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENTS!!! WE LOVE YOU BITCH!!
Emmers. says – reply to this

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sooooo happy you made this link, i was wondering why she looked so familiar!
phill says – reply to this

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WOW this is a reallly good one!
perez boi says – reply to this

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Omg you since to amaze me perez Hilton.

im totally Shocked how much they both really look alike i meen really close.

maybe lohans future slut of america she is part of the FSA ive been told and michael should get together.

ever notice michael jackson looks like he is dead i wonder if his body guard finds him dead he be like shhhh he is asleep ow wait he has been dead for weeks no worries he is white like death everyday

i wonder if they both have a mousy voice!
Dayna says – reply to this

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That is so funny hahahahaha
Sarah says – reply to this

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That is Crazy Awesome!!!!! Brilliant!! Pure Genius!!!! ox
Rockin' Robin says – reply to this

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I'm ready for my close up, Mr. Perez! LOL!
DINA LOHAN says – reply to this

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FUCK YOU PEREZ AND YOUR LAME CRACKHEADED READERS. YOU CAN ALL KISS MY ASS! WHY DON’T YOU ALL GET A COLLECTIVE LIFE.
DINA LOHAN
dinalohan44@gmail.com
Perez, I am suing you for slander!
Nosey says – reply to this

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Funny, Dina's nose is more ethnic than Jacko's. It's flat and wide and has flared nostrils. Jacko's is tinier, pointier, and more upturned. Other than that, they almost look alike.
First Timer says – reply to this

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Uncanny.
Deena says – reply to this

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LOL…right on!
Jamie says – reply to this

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I'd be MJ for Halloween. Just dye hair, whiten skin and whola! They look EXACTLY alike. She might even get some free stuff!!!!!
carolina d. says – reply to this

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that is hilarious
steffie says – reply to this

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Wow-I think at this point, Michael is the better parent…
Way to go Dina…you produced a great product there…
Lola says – reply to this

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Have to say - Michael is lookin' pretty darn good! Yummers!
VAnessa says – reply to this

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I always knew that Micheal looked like an old white women……..think about it, Ever since he turned white that what happened

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