The Official Statement!

Filed under: Lindsay Lohan

Lindsay Lohan's attorney Blair Berk issued the following statement in response to her drug and alcohol related arrest earlier this morning:

"Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care."

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: Jul 24, 2007 at 12:39 pm / Email this »

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blob says – reply to this

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first
marlena says – reply to this

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file under avril?? haha.
yea says – reply to this

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1st
nicole says – reply to this

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Who cares…glad she got caught. Hope she gets some in the slammer!
blob says – reply to this

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last!!
Peaches says – reply to this

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FIRST
Madina says – reply to this

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OMG FIRST!!!
Jewel says – reply to this

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FIRST!
Tina Spice says – reply to this

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FIRST
Viri says – reply to this

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Poor lindsay
silly says – reply to this

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first
melbogg says – reply to this

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Bullshyt!!
first
ADRIAN says – reply to this

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SUCK IT!
madina says – reply to this

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first!
Steph says – reply to this

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1s!!!!!!
sasha says – reply to this

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meh tea-wat
Jewel says – reply to this

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wow!
girlie says – reply to this

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no, duh
kissy says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
kk says – reply to this

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FIRST!!!
rob says – reply to this

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SEND THE BITCH TO JAIL!!!
Becca says – reply to this

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the girl needs help and time away from LA
princess emmas says – reply to this

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stupid girl
candice says – reply to this

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OF COURSE SHE IS RECIEVING MEDICAL CARE!!! Fucking Bitch
taylor says – reply to this

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why the fuck is she receiving medical care??
in the looneybin or what??
she should totally plead insanity!!
that would be amazing!
sarah s says – reply to this

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thats rubish!
Hailie says – reply to this

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She should be kicked in the face and them sent to jail.
Electric blogarella says – reply to this

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there's no way they can spin this into something positive.
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laura says – reply to this

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why was the bracelet removed? only during the time she's getting "medical care" or for good? guess it was no use since they couldn't see how much coke and e she had in her
just me says – reply to this

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I wish she had wrapped her damn car around a tree!!
me says – reply to this

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the addiction thing is a good spin, they will make out Lindsay has no choice in her actions which is BS, many daughters of addicts dont end up like her
blah blah blah blah says – reply to this

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YES ADDICTION IS VERY PAINFUL AND SAD, BUT DRIVING AROUND MESSED UP IN A VEHICLE THAT COULD KILL OTHERS IS JUST SELFISH AND DISGUSTING!!!!
kc says – reply to this

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How sad! How could she have had a drink with the bracelet thing on? Did she take it off?
KP says – reply to this

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Hilarious.
moo says – reply to this

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first!!
Bri says – reply to this

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Misfiled under April L.
Jen says – reply to this

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second! Addiction is a terrible disease but that was a FAST relapse
Whoreanus says – reply to this

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Spin, baby, spin.
Tattood_vixen says – reply to this

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I hope this little girl gets all the help that she can get… there was nothing that rehab could do for her
willers says – reply to this

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bulllllllllllllllllllshit
James says – reply to this

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I can handle much more. It is like we have Anna Back!
HENREE says – reply to this

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WHAT a FREAK!
Jessica says – reply to this

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sooo sad!
FOM says – reply to this

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Who the hell cares if SHE is safe? She needs to go to jail for a long time.
nezzy says – reply to this

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whatever!
Whoreanus says – reply to this

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Can you relapse, if you never really quit to begin with?
W says – reply to this

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wtf. get off her dick! damn the last 3 pages have been about her.nobody gives a fuck!
Matt Burman says – reply to this

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Way to keep up with your shit today Perez, you are my hero.
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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"That thing on my ankle was an alcohol monitor?
I thought it was an ankle bracelet…"
Rash Manly therashreport.com
office mommy says – reply to this

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ok she relapses so they take the bracelet off? how does that make sense?
Kevin says – reply to this

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“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease… So is stupidity and I think she has that worse
jenn says – reply to this

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pathetic…
lalexis says – reply to this

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Loves it…first?
mp says – reply to this

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i think she is just young and stupid. she does not need more rehab. kids need to grow up and figure this out. she is not addicted. she is just young and wants to party and experiment. she needs to figure it out for herself and not keep getting baby sat. look what happened to britney, she didnt get to grow up either
mertyl says – reply to this

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The only disease she has is being a pathological liar. The monitoring device didn’t even show she was drunk before the arrest- what the heck was the point?
Madie says – reply to this

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Poor thing…..yet so stupid….needs real help…get that crazy mother away from her….n dad…gosh, its sad…..really sad.
Phunkus says – reply to this

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unreal…. i hope we find decent people to look up to as a generation
azriel says – reply to this

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who gives a fuck? take ur millions and go away, admit it, she sucks and is doing more coke than withney and bobbie together, stop paign attention to this whore, who cares, she sucks, she blows coke, she is tryignto kill people , who cares, she is done
Muckety Slim says – reply to this

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first
ekb says – reply to this

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dumb ass!
Kameron says – reply to this

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"SHE is safe"?!?!??! Frankly, I don't care. I just care that WE are safe from HER.
kateri says – reply to this

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Wow how can you just go to rehab and relapse within like a couple weeks?

Its pretty sad when are arent even 21 and you already an alcoholic. Doesnt thay say something
maggie3 says – reply to this

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This is so insane…!!!
Dee says – reply to this

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Who cares about her? What about the people she keeps putting at risk. If she wants to self-destruct, that's fine but get her the hell off the road…she'll be dead soon anyhow, just hope she doesn't take anyone with her!
hehth says – reply to this

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She needs to retire and go away. Same applies for Britney Spears.
Bex_smiles says – reply to this

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Please someone just start putting these teeny boppers in Jail when they mess up, they need to learn from the get go how serious life is….
Bad LiLo says – reply to this

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Nice Spin Mr. Expensive Lawyer….I think that what he really meant was that rebab was only an attempt to avoid jail for the first DUI and not taken seriously, no one was moitorinng the 'SCRAM' she was wearing, and she's a hopless druggie/alcoholic. And, if he knew she had relapsed, who the hell didn't someone intervene immediatly? If I was LiLo, I'd my money back from this guy!
Natasha says – reply to this

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Wonder how much coke she had?
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Of course, some sanitized version of events from the lawyer. A part of me feels really bad but then another part thinks of how many people she could have ran over and my sympathy disappears.
Bertha Buttmunch says – reply to this

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BULLSHIT!
That SCRAM was NEVER turned on!
Bitch was out driving the other day to a tanning appt on a suspended license! Cunt needs to rot in JAIL
mememe says – reply to this

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I can't get enough of her
Garza says – reply to this

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im in the top ten motherfuckers first time ever and lindsay should hav stayed away from the coke head paris and the slut britney
Meredith says – reply to this

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Who gives a shit if she's safe?! I wanna know about the other drivers, the woman she was chasing, the assistant she clearly went apeshit on, etc, etc. Doesn't she think….? Isn't she ashamed…? Where the hell was her lawyer last night?! Guh. Clearly they need to throw more money at it to make it go away….
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justme says – reply to this

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stefany says – reply to this

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i feel bad for her! i wish i could help her…. I am a hypnotherapist and just hate to see people suffering and fighting with themselves… Fergie quit Meth with a hypnotherapist…..i wouldnt mind helping lindsey, i would hope she wouldnt be such a crazy bitch as we think she is (not that thats a bad thing…)
p.s. I LOVE YOU PEREZ!
andie says – reply to this

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SOOOOOOOOO OVER HER!!! what an annoying prima-donna…look at me, poor little-girl lost…at least britney is truly nutty, so you can kinda feel a liitle something for that train-wreck…but this little snot is just looking for attention…COMPLETELY ANNOYED!!!
always first says – reply to this

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OMG ALMOST FIRST?!!!!!!!!!!
ChicagoMark says – reply to this

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"She is safe" How about keeping her in custody and keeping the PUBLIC safe?
me says – reply to this

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'She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.

I DONT GIVE A FUCK IF SHE IS SAFE. SHE IS THE ONE WHO HAS PUT PEOPLES LIVES IN DANGER BY REPEATEDLY DRIVING UNDER THE INFLUENCE.

THEY SHOULD CHANGE YOUR STATEMENT TO SAY THE WORLD IS SAFE NOW SHE IS OFF THE STREETS AND IN MEDICAL CARE I.E LOONY BIN
Sean Warden says – reply to this

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It appears "Promises" has not cured anyone that has been "hiding" out there. Trainwrecks Brittney and Lindsey are prime examples!
Pandora says – reply to this

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I got an official statement:
"Coke. It's a helluva drug!"
Chibi says – reply to this

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what a stupid bi-yatch fake FAKE time to BOYCOT LOHAN!!!!!!! who's to say weather or not the device was ever on…. will the District Attorney's office be given these SO-Called "SCRAM REPORTS" and will we ever see or be able to examaine this obviously not working leg-monotoring bracelet???? Question SCRAM yourself @800 557-0861
bonnie says – reply to this

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You would think that once you get out of rehab you don't go clubbing!! this is so sad! her career is over or near death!!
Perez Jr. says – reply to this

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She is the Robert Downey Jr. of this generation.
Rock says – reply to this

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Dana Plato Jr.
QueenBee says – reply to this

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DIRTY DRUGGED OUT WHORE!!!!! She does not value her life or the live's of others…. she is a danger to others and should be locked up for a few months..maybe then she will relize what a horrible selfish person she is…. Has she even thought of the horrible example she is setting for her brother and sister???? Well i guess the apple did not fall too far away from the tree, just look at the history of her alcoholic dad….. LINDSAY GO AWAY!!!!
nyuk nyuk says – reply to this

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GREAT JOB PROMISES! I see your daily excursions to the gym did a world of good!!
Carina says – reply to this

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what a stupid cunt
Pookie says – reply to this

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This brilliant young actress makes millions and is surrounded by people whose livelihoods depend on her continuing to breathe. If they don't care, what could possibly be expected of bystanders who just hope our children don't model this self-destructive behavior?

Ignore Lindsay Lohan. Kill her career to save her. Most child stars save themselves when no one is watching, after the spotlight has died, when they have nothing to do but be better
zbabe says – reply to this

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Bullshit, it's not a disease — it's a choice. She's a spoiled party girl so let her own up to that. People make choices, Lindsay chose to get loaded, and got caught, again. She should be grateful she hasn't killed anyone yet. Cut it out already with the "disease" nonsense.
kristy louks says – reply to this

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shes just a dumb FUCK!!! Why dont they try to live in the real world where you take a cab home if you're wasted, even if its your last $20, holy shit they can afford limos what a stupid fuck!!!!! Maybe her, Paris and Brittney can make a dumb fuck, lezzie prison porn!
Shaun says – reply to this

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FIRST! ok maybe not
summa says – reply to this

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lohan is more annoying than eva longoria's wedding pictures.
All American Girl says – reply to this

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Oh please! I suppose she shaved her head so they can't tell what kind of drugs she did. Oh wait that right they found COKE in her pocket. Ha, Ha, Ha
Carina says – reply to this

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dumbass
paca says – reply to this

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the boetch is a stupid worthless crackwhore. she probably spread for dustin diamond for 5 worth of crack.
Mel says – reply to this

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I hope Dina's happy. All this time she's refused to go the "tough love" route with her daughter, probably because she was afraid Lindsay would no longer support Dina's lifestyle. Based on her public statements, it would appear Dina let her meal-ticket daughter run herself into the ground. Way to be a good parent. Hope that designer purse was worth it.
me says – reply to this

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everyone, email her lawyers and tell them to change their statement to read that the people of california are now safe thanks to her being in medical care

tandblaw@covad.net
zbabe says – reply to this

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I got an official statement:
“Coke. It’s a helluva drug!”

—–

LOL!

Perez, stop perpetuating the disease myth. You're not helping and you should be smarter than that.

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