What The Hell????

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So Jordan's new baby girl is not named Bunny after all!

It seems that the British blonde just gave her daughter that pet name temporarily until she and hubby Peter Andre decided on something permanent.

What did they pick??? Princess Tiaamii. Yes, Princess Tiaamii!!!!

That poor child is only gonna be Queen of Dysfunction when she gets picked on constantly while growing up for having such a shiteous name.

The name is a tribute to Jordan and Peter's parents. Andre's mum is called Thea and Jordan's is Amy.

Jordan reveals to OK! magazine, "Princess, because she is our princess and Tiaamii was Pete's idea because it's taken from our mum's names. We've put an accent over the first 'a' to make it a bit more exotic and two i's at the end just to make it look a bit different. We love it because it's unique, plus it means something special to us. I'm going to get a tattoo on the back of my neck with a crown and 'Princess' underneath."

Papa Peter adds, "Katie always loved the name Princess but everyone thought it was a bit over the top. I loved it too but I wanted to name her after both our mums and then I just woke up one morning and thought: 'I know! We'll just put them together!'. If people don't like it, that's up to them."

We don't like it!!!! You freaking idiots!!!!

Now we wish they had named the damn child BUNNY!!!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Jul 24, 2007 at 8:01 am / Email this  »

    98 comments to “What The Hell????”

    1. lefty says – reply to this


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      LAST!!!!!!!!!!!!

    2. matt says – reply to this


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      first..

    3. ukmoaner says – reply to this


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      omg, that poor kid. Such a shame as I have been watching them on "the baby diaries" and apart from the ridiculous baby shower, they seemed half normal, proved me wrong!

    4. Monday says – reply to this


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      Perez sucks all day.

    5. aimee says – reply to this


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      Who the hell is Jordan? Is she supposed to be a celebrity of some kind?

    6. simmie says – reply to this


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      it's cute… at least she'll grow up to be hot… not like the moore-willis clan

    7. Matt says – reply to this


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      i couldn't come up with that if i was drunk…

    8. Cassie says – reply to this


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      Want more??!!

      www.celebsugar.blogspot.com

    9. maddilion says – reply to this


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      hmm logged on for the first time in ages, your snotty, bitchy attitude reminded me why i haven't been on here…
      won't be back, as i have a life

    10. me says – reply to this


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      how the hell do u pronounce that?

    11. simmie says – reply to this


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      it's better than connor or sawyer or tyler

    12. ashley says – reply to this


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      HAAA FIRST!!!

    13. powder says – reply to this


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      jordan seems like a funny woman in interview.
      that kid is gonna b fucked up though.

    14. meg says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU R SO FUNNY AND YOU ARE RIGHT THEY ARE SOOOOOO STUPID….

    15. Blondie says – reply to this


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      Even if she gets their combined brain cells it still won't be enough.
      Ah well, dumb people are usually happier, aren't they?
      I am.

    16. Christopher says – reply to this


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      LMAO!!!! haha
      she should have just named it bunny!!! lol
      i fkn hate that bitch!

    17. BUFFY BOY says – reply to this


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      First of all I still have not figured out who they are or why they are famous and why you write about them. They should be ashamed of themselves for giving a name like that to thier child, I guess they figure she will be in therapy anyway so what the hell!!

    18. sara says – reply to this


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      yes, who is jordan???

    19. Amy says – reply to this


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      Will they be dressing her in outfits that match theirs? They are really pathetic. Why do we care again??

    20. erneff says – reply to this


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      "We don’t like it!!!! You freaking idiots!!!!"

      haha, you´re the best.

    21. Talia says – reply to this


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      Katiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!

    22. PhilMcCrackin says – reply to this


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      She's a disgusting pig!

    23. doughboy151 says – reply to this


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      Thats just gross. Any woman that preg should wear xxL ……it just fucking gross.

    24. mtg says – reply to this


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      I love those sunglasses. Those are my favorite style of Chanel's. Hot.

    25. Tootie says – reply to this


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      …and they say african americans can mess up some names, but white folks are catching UP…WTF

    26. Mark says – reply to this


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      Perez- Made me laugh this morning! I think Bunny is also a better name.

    27. tomwalsh1255 says – reply to this


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      Ive watched their show on E and seriously cant understand how the fuck these two morons are A.rich and B.popular..Brits are fuckin so stupid they dont care if their celebs look like the afternoon shift strippers in a texas whorehouse as long as they have DDD goose egg tits theyre a hit. Peter is so fuckin bad at singing and him and Kaite couldnt finish a crossword puzzle in a a 3rd graders weekly reader.I bet theyre 300 pound baby T rex outsmarts them in a few years. They act like the retarded hot couple you went to high school withconstantly fighting and making out so much it makes you sick..Dont worry in a few years when she breaks her back from her giant tits and starts to look like a big lipped hunchback and Peters singing in a strip mall to just for enough food for his 600 lb baby..Ill be laughing..

    28. Dora the Hysteric says – reply to this


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      Bwaaaahahahaha! I hate when folks try to make things "exotic." What does that mean anyway?!

    29. MommyLove says – reply to this


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      LOL-that is horrendous. It's a sad day when Bunny would have been a better choice!

    30. Heather says – reply to this


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      I love you Katie and Peter! Congrats on your little 'Princess'! Just so cute :)

    31. lisa says – reply to this


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      for baby's 1st birthday they miht as well buy her a stripper pole
      and a baga'meth!

    32. lisa says – reply to this


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      might

    33. spoiled wife says – reply to this


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      UUUGGHH I HAVE HAVE ENOUGH OF THIS FUG SKANKY HO… SHE NEEDS TO GET HER RANK ASS BACK OVER THE POND…. SERIOUSLY… TRASH!! HER AND HER HUSBAND ARE SO FUUUGGG SO I AM SURE THE KID IS CUTE BUT SHE GAVE HER SUCH A FUCKED UP NAME WHO CARES…. SHE WILL BE TEASED TO NO END.. I WONER OVER WHAT…. HER NASTY LOOKING FATHER, HER TRASH WHORE MOTHER OR HER NAME… WHO CARES WE WILL BE READING ALL ABOUT IT ON PEREZHILTON.COM IN 2025

    34. MarleneD. says – reply to this


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      And all of a sudden Bunny seems a totally appropriate name to me. Wow.

    35. shann says – reply to this


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      what if they were to have another kid? and the oldest ones name is PRINCESS. i can see them fighting over who's the favourite now hahaha

    36. let it go says – reply to this


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      Bloody hell, who'd have thought a baby name could stir up such venom. If you don't like it, big massive deal. I'm sure katie and peter really give a crap what you think! Princess is no more ridiculous than the crazy-ass names you Americans give your offspring. They're celebrities - they're meant to be a bit bonkers. And don't even get me started on the British issue - you people have given the world Tom Cruise. You have no business criticising anyone else's offerings.

    37. Aya says – reply to this


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      well at least it's not PILOT INSPEKTOR.

    38. Kinky Tink says – reply to this


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      Its bette then audio science, or moxie crimefighter…… it just sreems white trash though!!!

    39. Aya says – reply to this


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      well at least it's better than Pilot Inspektor

    40. Katia says – reply to this


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      Worst. Name. Ever.
      Tiaamii? What the fuck?
      I feel like slapping them.

    41. gab says – reply to this


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      they keep showing the depth of their lack of class and profound stupidity… well, what do you expect?

    42. Berenice says – reply to this


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      Her belly is as big as one of her boobs. grossssssss yukk

    43. Kimbily says – reply to this


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      (first time poster)

      the reasoning is really simple.. go to Google.co.uk, type in "Chav Scum" and hit "I'm feeling lucky".

    44. dinkus says – reply to this


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      Is her name Jordan or Kate. And who the fuck is she and why should we care?

    45. MarioIsATwat says – reply to this


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      What's up Mario? Did you think you'd got the scoop? You fucking fat twat

    46. Victia says – reply to this


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      First of all not sure on the name seems a little ott, but being a brit I am going to stand up for Katie and Peter and explain to all you non-brits why they are famous, Jordan was a glamour model over here from what seems to be the beginning of time, everyone hated her she seemed to sleep with every famous male person that would have her and that was alot!!! Peter was a pop star back in the early 90's or some-such.

      Off the top of my head I would say it was 5-6 years ago on a tv show called Im a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here (dont know if you guys in america get that)!? And they where both contestants, katie showed her self to be a really strong woman and would do the things that the others wouldnt and was really dignified and determined and Peter came accros as a soppy silly git - he chased her through out the show always trying to get with her but she would have none of it, eventually after the show they got it together and we have had tv show about everything they have done, and i for one really like reading about them! I surpose here in britain we feel like we saw them get together so the interest carries on in everything they do.

    47. daz says – reply to this


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      Brits are fuckin so stupid they dont care if their celebs look like the afternoon shift strippers in a texas whorehouse

      —————————————

      Seeing as the most famous women in your country are Paris Hilton, Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan, I don't really think you should comment on our taste in celebrities. Thanks.

      At least Katie has a lot to admire, she came from nothing and now has tens of millions in the bank. And she has had to put up with a lot, including a disabled child.

    48. lizzy26j says – reply to this


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      Idiots clearly don't realise that you can't just randomly add accents to words for fun, it completely changes the fucking pronunciation!!!

    49. PoshSpice says – reply to this


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      I love Katie and Peter!!!!! They are Nuts ( in a good way). I think the names cute. p.s. I love Perez!

    50. Katie says – reply to this


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      That poor child.

    51. playsindirt says – reply to this


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      Why is she a celebrity in the first place? I guess giant fake t*ts are such a novelty in Great Britain that the only girl that's got 'em becomes world famous. Her and her pete are both ickie.

    52. Kimmy says – reply to this


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      By the looks of that picture, She's having triplets.

    53. inadee says – reply to this


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      I never thought I'd say this, but I prefer Bunny to that name. freaking idiots is right!

    54. Tammy says – reply to this


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      OMG!!!!!!!! Celebs should not be able to name their own children!!

    55. haha says – reply to this


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      in italian that means You Love Yourself!!
      Ti ami.
      Princess You Love Yourself…she'll have it rough when she travels…

    56. E says – reply to this


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      Who cares? On the south side of chicago there are five million princess's, diamonds, serenity's, beautys and all other kinds of verbs and what not used for names!

    57. Michael H/ says – reply to this


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      Hey, I used to date a stripper named Princess. Perfect name for this baby's future career.

    58. aran says – reply to this


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      haha what the hell! i'm not surprise, this two are just IDIOTS.

    59. katherine says – reply to this


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      i'm not crazy about Bunny or Princess. but i LOVE that they tried to give her a name of the two grandmother's. that's cool even if it's spelled completely fucking stupid!

      i love their show on E! Katie + Peter is like the best Chav show EVER! and at least Harvey and Junior have a little sister. i think it's sweet. :)

    60. marglo says – reply to this


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      This cannot be real.
      British law prohibits names with titles in them. They cannot legally make any part of her name "Princess".

    61. joan says – reply to this


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      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

    62. chuck says – reply to this


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      i was under the impression, perhaps mistaken, that british subjects were not allowed to name their children "princess, prince, king, or queen" in deference to the monatchy. is this true?

    63. cilla says – reply to this


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      You know it's original, and means something to "them" and that is all that should matter

    64. Sweet_Honey says – reply to this


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      I didn't know they had ghetto people in England, too.

    65. Kit says – reply to this


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      You missed the best part of the article where Peter says Katie originally wanted to name the baby Tinkerbell, but that too many celebs had dogs with that name.

    66. elle says – reply to this


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      yuck. i think Amythea (Ah-myth-ea) would have been better. I'm such the bloody genius. I mean really, it's still a unique name, PLUS it wouldn't result in emotional scarring from bullying throughout the child's development.

    67. Moonshine says – reply to this


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      Cool, it sounds like a 6 year old girl came up with it. I hope she rebels and changes her name to Satan's Little Helper.

    68. Emily says – reply to this


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      damn.

      Bunny is SO much better than princess my-parents-are-retards-and-decided-to-make-up-some-idiotic-name.

    69. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Child services should remove that child from these stupid parents. What a ridiculous name! Although I was horrified when you said they were naming the kid Bunny, it is indeed better than Princess T.

    70. alexkiss says – reply to this


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      I really do think they should of stick with bunny

    71. Carrie says – reply to this


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      Muahahahahahahahahahaha

    72. missyprissy says – reply to this


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      Perez you crack me up! But I have to admit…..I LOVE the name bunny!!!! LOL

    73. Sunny Sam says – reply to this


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      Is she going to explode soon?

    74. Lillianne says – reply to this


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      they'll never find a hair barrette with that name on it

    75. zoe says – reply to this


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      Is Peter Black? Sounds like a stupid made up name a black person would come up with. Bunny would have been cute at least!

    76. rebecca09suzanne says – reply to this


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      I'm not sure how stupid someone can be to not know that an accent mark does not make it look exotic but is a symbol showing you how to pronounce a word. What the F**k?

    77. amazing says – reply to this


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      and yet the british press claim that Katie 'Jordan' Price is an intelligent women.I was formerly fairly convinced,i mean,the women made a fortune out of having huge breasts.But astime has gone on,i have doubted..particularly after watching their 'reality show' the Baby Diarys…more inane conversation you'd be hardpushed to find in the inbred state of Arkansas.Really though….Princess Tiaamii..riduclous!!!!!!!!!!!
      that kid will make Apple and Moses Martin fucking grateful

    78. Kara says – reply to this


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      OMG I love Katie and Peter they rock. I wanna be like Katie when I'm older.

    79. mia says – reply to this


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      WHO THE HECK IS THIS WOMEN???

    80. Stephanie Barrett says – reply to this


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      Who would have thought Bunny would be the lesser of the evils? Perez I love your site. You always make me laugh. Keep up the good work and screw the haters!

    81. someone says – reply to this


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      holy tits
      and holy ugly fucking name!
      and perez, you suck ass cheeks

    82. cj says – reply to this


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      Did they forget they were naming a child and not a pet!!?? Poor kid.

    83. emily says – reply to this


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      “Princess, because she is our princess"
      WELL THEN CALL HER PRINCESS AS A PET NAME.

      wow.
      that kid is gonna be a spoiled brat i can see it now.
      hopefully she just asks people to call her tiaamii. and even THAT
      is a little odd

    84. katie says – reply to this


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      People(Americans) seem to think that because she is'nt American she is a nobody.Well we all see on t.v the difference between the English and the American lately.Americans during a flood and the English during a flood.Civil English,barbaric Americans.Put down your guns folks and learn the world does'nt revolve around your fat,Mc Donalds eating rears.

    85. Raina says – reply to this


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      WTF, what a slut!

    86. Gayla says – reply to this


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      I HATED my name growing up. It was all "Gay Gayla" (gay was not in fashion back then). But now I love it, and so glad I wasn't a Sally (other name my parents picked out but were afraid I would get called Silly Sally Schaeffer"

      While I don't really care for the name, I still like different. Plus I love that couple! Seeing both of them with her first born makes them unhateable in my mind"

    87. sunshine says – reply to this


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      Wow. "It's a sad day when" a bunch of adults try to make themselves feel so much better about their lives by being so judgmental of a BABY.

      The baby is cute, and her parents are at the least, competent. They have a disabled child, and they are very good at parenting him.
      They are good people, and they don't deserve all these barbs and prods at them and their character.

      Shame on people for saying all that shit about a BABY.

    88. Jen says – reply to this


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      I don't even know who the hell Jordan and Peter are….ugh…what a horrible name. I understand combining the two mother's names, but the whole Princess thing is just ridiculous. Ugh……

    89. Kaidha says – reply to this


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      THey are patethic
      Well dont blame her wen she starts to hate them wen she grows up
      Hmm i guess she already thinks both her parents are NUTS already :p

    90. Lola says – reply to this


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      They do what they want, good for 'em.

    91. em says – reply to this


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      Whatever. She can turn around to the fucking bullies and say… 'yeah well my mummys got loadsa money, my dads a bit dodgy but fuck that i was born with a platinum spoon with pink diamonds in my mouth'

    92. Gemma says – reply to this


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      Its pronounced tee-ah-mee && i think its a lovely name. :D
      LONDON IS THE BEST ….

    93. MB says – reply to this


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      IS THIS THE CHIC THAT SAID VICTORIA BECKHAM WAS UGLY???!!!
      THIS BRIT LOOKS LIKE SHIT!!! SKANKARAMA.

    94. kiki says – reply to this


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      i love these boobs ya'll!! I AM LESBO BTW

    95. Che says – reply to this


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      i like Tiaamii pronounced tee-ah-me right? but not Princess! reminds me of Prince michael/ Jermajesty. Arrrh Katie & Peter what have you done!!

    96. Alex says – reply to this


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      Who cares? It's their baby, not yours! They can pick whatever name they like!

      Btw, for everyone calling them chavs and whatnot, they could still buy your ass and have plent 'o money left in the bank!

    97. Megg says – reply to this


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      haha shiteous. good word.

    98. collleeennn says – reply to this


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      they dont seem like the brightest couple lol but peter seems really nice and jorden or katie what the hell ever seems okay a bit of a snob though i like the tiaammii but not princess but it isnt my deision ::-P