Britney's Breakdown
Filed under: Britney Spears
Just how badly did Britney's photo shoot and interview for OK! magazine go???
Let's break it down for you!
During the photo shoot….
- Britney wiped her greasy hands on a $274 designer gown during lunch.
- Let her puppy poop on a $6,700 Zac Posen gown.
- Took frequent bathroom breaks - with the door open! - and even brought her assistant in with her.
- Insisted her "friends," not the hired professionals, do her hair and makeup while complaining that the wardrobe provided by the mag's stylists wasn't "sexy," "short" or "tight" enough.
- Fled the shoot and interview before it was over - still wearing $14,526 worth of OK!'s borrowed clothing.
"It was like a cry for help really, it wasn't normal," says
"We were all devastated," says Ivens. "It was a tough decision to run with the story. We're really hoping that it will provide a wakeup call for her and for the people around her."
Take her children away!!!!!!
Take her children away!!!!!!
Take her children away!!!!!!
Take her children away!!!!!!
Take her children away!!!!!!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]



douche nozzle
ooo
first.
cant wait to see
FIRST
firstttttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!
TELL US!!!
cant wait to see this will be a classic
LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE. YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THEN MAKE FUN OF A PERSON WHEN THEY ARE DOWN. LIKE ALL OF YOU ARE PERFECT AND NEVER HAD ANY PROBLEMS! YES SHE MIGHT TAKE THINGS TO THE EXTREME BUT SHE HAS HAD ANYTHING BUT A NORMAL LIFE SO SHE ACTS DIFFERENTLY THEN WE WOULD. I LOVE BRITNEY AND ALWAYS WILL. UNTIL SHE ACTUALLY DOES SOMETHING LIKE HURT SOMEONE ELSE, WHICH SHE HASN’T, AND SHE HASN’T DONE ANYTHING TO HURT HER SONS EITHER, I WILL ALWAYS WISH HER THE BEST.
this was bound to happen. I used to be a fan, but c'mon! this girl needs so HELP
What breakdown? chelseakaplan.com
First Byotches!!!!! I heart Perez!!!! Britney is such a fugly trainwreck!!!
Britney? Breakdown? Who'd a guessed it?
What breakdown? www.chelseakaplan.com
I hope she shit her pants in public.
AGAIN?
This has been a great 2 days to live vicariously!
Well done Perez
x
hurry!!
FIRSTTTTT
second!
aw come on…………give it up ……NOW lol
from ok?
how many breakdowns is she planning to have?
Waiting…
when?
Why do people even care about this women she wears pink hair shaves her head never see's her kids she should be voted worst mother in the usa period. i cant stand the site of this women not since 2003,
this women is a harm to society we have see her face on magazines thats not bad enuff already then now hear her new music not even michael jackson could help her
oh no….
cant wait
OK SO WHAT ELSE IS NEW SHE HAS TO MAKE UP 4 YESTERDAY WHEN LILO GOT ALL THE MEDIA ATTENTION
oooh I cant wait!! Hurry hurry
Gotta b kiddin' me. This better be good and not the usual shit. I want blood, vommit, feacies or pubes this time.
life is like a boz of chocolates….. you never know what you are going to get….
Forrest style….
do playboy and o.d. aready!
I miss her pre K-Fed days! She WAS my freaking idol, I worshiped that girl. Oh what a waste!
WOW!!!
PEREZ'S POSTS ARE POSTED IN INTERVALS OF LIKE…. SECONDS!
I TOTALLY LOVE THIS SHIZZ!
MORE BITCHNEY00!
LESS SIENNA! EVERYONE'S TOTALLY OVER HER!
MORE L.L.!
LESS DINA! LESS MICHAEL!
LESS EVA WHOREGORIA!
MORE ADORATIONS!
I LOVE YOU PEREZEELLLLLLEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
does anyone think that all this negative press (OK magz) could push this girl over the edge?.. where is kevin, granddparents, minister father, childcare protectors from the state, etc?…does anyone who is not getting paid off britney care about her or what may happen to these children over the next couple of days?
Dear #9,
Brittney has been "Down" for the last 3 years!!! WTF are you talking about sweetie?
THAT WAS ALREADY REPORTED LIKE 2 DAYS AGO. GET WITH IT MARIO! YOUR SO LAME. I STILL LOVE BRITNEY!!!!!!
the celebs really are going crazy!!!
she's going to end up dead
ever thought that this may be a joke?
she's not retarded.
this could be the biggest gotcha since she "applied to work @ the restaurant"
why the HELL would she give a big story to 'OK'?
just think on it bitches
$274 designer gown? You don't mean $2740 ? I read somewhere it was Chanel.
oh…i luv this bitch! she sure keeps it interesting! horray for crazy britney!
my god is that a lilly allen hairstyle?
her face aint that bad really
you think with that money she has she could afford better hair and maybe a stylist even a d list stylist do better then her thank god she aint out strutting a bakini i bet the paps be running for the nearest bathroom to wash there eyes of filth
the chick is soooo fucked…. I hope she only using plastic utensils now… this is great