Even The New York Times!

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We're all Lohan-crazed!

Click here to read The New York Times' take on things, from today's paper.

Posted: Jul 25, 2007 at 12:34 pm / Email this »

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alaina says – reply to this

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first
garza says – reply to this

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im first mother fuckers
Me. says – reply to this

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whats with all this "first" crap??
Paige says – reply to this

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2nd!!!!
garza says – reply to this

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never mind well lindsay is retarded she desevers to go to jail shes annoyin
melissajean says – reply to this

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second
Joan says – reply to this

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Horizontal stripes become her.
ATX says – reply to this

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If these movies fall through what is she going to do, Playboy
Monica says – reply to this

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OK, so I am just wondering…if cops arrested her while she was standing outside of her car arguing with that chick, how can they give her a DUI? Don't you have to be behind the wheel with the keys in the ignition? I wonder if this is gonna be some sort of loophole they're gonna throw out there…
fila says – reply to this

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6th!!
HEY WHERE DID THE ARTICLE ON YOUR TV APPEARANCE GO??? says – reply to this

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wtf?
angela says – reply to this

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SIXTH
team firecrotch says – reply to this

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i hate this whore! i wish she would OD and die!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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"Yes, I know I was speeding, Officer,
but I'm late for my d___ AA meeting!"
Rash Manly therashreport.com
harry says – reply to this

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Paris must be LOOOVING this
kp says – reply to this

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Doesn't that wax figure kinda look like Brie from desperate housewives?? I think so…
hmmm says – reply to this

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anyone know if nicole richie got sentenced yet?? what's up with all this drama?!?!
dny says – reply to this

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oh come on, those films have now got shite loads of free publicity, people will go see it to see the train wreck in motion
Cassie says – reply to this

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DANNY says – reply to this

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that doesn't even look like her…

IT LOOKS LIKE the gal from desperate housewifes with the red hair. (bree) I think her name is bree???
lolita says – reply to this

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This girl is going so fast, she is bound to run into a wall. She does not think what she is doing is wrong. She can't even own up to the coke possession.
I believe she has a full blown drug addiction and this is all very sad.
I hate to sound morbid, but I can already imagine the newspaper headlines reading, Lindsay Lohan Found Dead in her Hotel Room of an apparent drug overdose/suicide.

Dina Lohan is a slag.
Sarah says – reply to this

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YES YOU PUT IT UP!!

Ahaha I was waiting for this last night.

FAN-FUCKIN-TASTIC.
DO YOU TAKE COLLECT CALLS? says – reply to this

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bitch i will call you only if you do.
Kelly K says – reply to this

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Perez, cam you do something about loni plz? we dont come here to read that crap.
Jen says – reply to this

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Give it up and leave her alone!!! Leave everyone alone!!! Perez is a loser!
nj peaches says – reply to this

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Everyone keeps saying how talented she is and I just don't see it. I can't understand why she keeps doing this and still gets jobs and work to do. I don't know anyone who would be able to keep their job and keep getting arrested and busted for drugs. Now the articles all say she will never work again and then we'll see in 2 weeks she'll be starring in another movie. I couldn't believe the support Jane Fonda gave her and said how gifted of an actress she is. She is nothing but a sad little girl who has too much money and free time and no one to help her stay balanced. She is out of control like Britney and Paris and Tara Reid, she is talented in manipulation and I hope to never see her in a movie again.
Lici says – reply to this

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she truly is white trash with money
Bayareahyphy says – reply to this

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lol
Nova11 says – reply to this

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Um…Perez? The link you provided takes you to a log-in page for the New York Times…..uh, oops!

and i agree…please do something about the Loni person….
jenn says – reply to this

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LOOKS LIKE MARCIA CROSS BUT THEN AGAIN LINDSAY DOES LOOK LIKE HER TOO! FIRECROTCHES!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
joana says – reply to this

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i love you perez but all this lohan is out of control. too much crap about her. The fact that everyone gives her so much attention makes it worse. She is treated like some big huge celebrity and exactly what has she done? There are far more interesting drug addicts on this planet.
JB says – reply to this

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Well looks like her lawyers, publicists and of course that cheap skank of a Trollope mother are now claiming the coke wasn't hers. "Like holding coke for someone else is legal." Now we can all see with our own eyes the real problem; Instead of her mother saying enough is enough and face the music before this thing kills you or someone else, she is going into true Dina mode and making outlandish excuses. All this bitch is worried about is her daughters career, not her daughter.
jessiebeans says – reply to this

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k it's very entertaining to watch Lindsay crumble.
it's kinda sad though, I just wish ppl would fuckin learn from their mistakes the first time.

OMG Im out of rehab lets go get shitfaced to celebrate!

Why the fuck didnt anyone slap this bitch and chain her to a fuckin bed?
LL Cool J says – reply to this

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The Times should leave the gossip and smut to the Post. They do it better. When the times reports on gossip, it feels like your grandmother talking to you about her sex life. And don't bother commenting on their blogs, if you say anything that doesn't put the editor or writer in a good light they don't post it. Communists.
KELLY says – reply to this

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LONI, STOP WITH THE FUCKING PHONE NUMBER ASSHOLE!!! NO ONE WANTS YOUR SKANK ASS SHIT SO GO THE FUCK AWAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
TESTING says – reply to this

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TEST

TEST
star says – reply to this

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When will there be a separated at birth photo compare between Britney spears and Rosie O donnel LOL they both look like pigs to me
Greg says – reply to this

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Haha, Loni is probably some 15yr old boy with nothing better to do. Grow up kid. You're one of those people that should ask their parents permission to go online.
Susie says – reply to this

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I like lindsay but I think she needs to get her act together and at least try to be sobe. She needs someone to push in that direction.
pinky says – reply to this

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Perez should clean these comments. Annoying.
NYT getting to heart of the matter. Lohan is poison right now, thing about poison is… you can't change it's makeup. It's always going to be poison. you don't come back from this.
Dukakis and MacLaine are not women who should be treated with such
disrespect… especially if they visited that little brat in "rehab".
Makes me want to puke to think that Altman cast her in PHC.
She doesn't deserve to be working with respectable talent.
Promises. LSZ. and that Berk lawyer nightmare should all be boycotted by places like Brillstein Grey and CAA and Endeavor. Then see 'em try to spin this shit for other clients. They should be held JUST as accountable as the little re-re, Lohan.
K says – reply to this

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how sad! i thought the NY Times was supposed to be a serious publication.
:(
Perez says – reply to this

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hey guys,

dont forget to check out our sister site TheHollywoodStory(dot)com. they are great people over there so give them some love.
L-boogie says – reply to this

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I never thought I'd say this but…

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But I still love you Perez!
Haya says – reply to this

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OH MY GOD, I am SO FUCKING SICK OF THIS BITCH. She really isn't an interesting person at all! She's just a ginger fuck up who has money.
Britney Spears..now that's an interesting person.
la puta says – reply to this

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La Lohan es una puta pendeja..que I dont even know her but its funny to say those words hahaha
JarJar says – reply to this

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Her next film is "I know who killed my career"…here's a hint…it was her.
Aaron says – reply to this

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I POSED WITH HER!!
TexeeTex says – reply to this

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I think Lori has Turrets of the keyboard. I do beleave we can read ur phone# the first time. You really don't have to re-repeat urself.
emmtee says – reply to this

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Perez! Are you not able to filter this shit and clean this up? First of all, don't let any of those ridiculous "first" "second" etc comments get posted, and now today it's totally out of control with this phone number being repeated hundreds of times, it's ruining the discussion board completely! C'mon! Who is in control here?
Becks4Life says – reply to this

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Linday Lohan is the biggest lowlife EVER. She deserves to go to jail, that stupid whore. Did u hear, she bet her friends that she could STEAL Becks away from Posh? AHHH Die Lindsay, please….like he would ever go for a piece of TRASH like you. and everyone knows Victoria is a 57865675765million times hotter than you. Then again, anything is you fucking skank bag. Lindsay Lohan should get shot in the face
dione says – reply to this

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kudos to britney she's topping the lohan issue…lol…

goo work!
Tara says – reply to this

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Girl has iiisssuuuess.
LL Cool J says – reply to this

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What's the big deal. You break the law, you pay the price. Why do people get so bent out of shape when a pretty young rich girl has to obey the law. It's probably the best thing for her. And by the way she looks like she's 45 in all her pics. I don't think those good looks are going to last that long at her rate, she'd better come up with a back up plan.
Stacey says – reply to this

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Lindsay, if you're ever thinking about planning a belated birthday party, or any type of event, you should seriously consider Planning the Globe…..they can even do dry events…….

www.planningtheglobe.com
norton says – reply to this

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Can someone worm-hole that fucking Loni cunt? The number crap is vile.
Genna says – reply to this

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That wax figure doesn't even look like lindsey???
BUZZ lightyear says – reply to this

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If these stars were well behaved perez would have nothing to comment on…keep it going bitches, druggie sluts, carpet munchers…
loribitch says – reply to this

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The wax bitch looks way better than she does in real life. TOO BAD.
Saddened says – reply to this

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It’s so disheartening, this trend of building up a celebrity to tear them down.
I’m sure I’m not the only one who’s noticed that it’s by far and away mainly young females who are bearing the brunt of society’s self-righteous scorn for becoming WHAT IT’S MADE THEM.
Let’s not help them throw the progress we have made in reverse by joining in the castigation of young women who need our support rather than our derision.
nini says – reply to this

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For a second I thought the wax model was Marcia Cross,
Pity about Lohan, she was good in Mean Girls
jill says – reply to this

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Saddened, What your saying is that these "people" should be entitled to act as sleazy and as reckless as they want because they are women? I don't remember filling out there job applications either, you make choices and you live with them, man or women. You talking like Dina for Christ sakes. Stop making excuses for bad behavior. These girls are not victims.
Jo says – reply to this

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i think i like the wax figure better, less mouthy. by far!
La Dolce Vita says – reply to this

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BOYCOTT LINDSAY LOHAN MOVIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LA AGRIA VITA says – reply to this

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BOYCOTT LINDSAY LOHAN-LESS MOVIES!!!!!!
kp says – reply to this

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Doesnt she look like Brie Van de Kamp from Desperate Housewives??
Beetch says – reply to this

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This shit doesn't look like Lohan… God… what a crap wax figure. Whoever was resposible for this 'amazing' work should be fired STAT!
Help..... says – reply to this

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WHAT DOES FIRST MEAN????
kittenpurr says – reply to this

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Does her arm look hairy or is it me?
FIRST MEANS... says – reply to this

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I heard if you are the first person to post on perez he will email you and invite you to spend time with him at his swank apartment. At least that's what all these twinks are probably thinking. Hey, I wouldn't mind!
kris10 says – reply to this

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they make her look lik the chick from desperate housewives
ducey says – reply to this

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IM FIRST,,, SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMB CUNT

why do you support a guy who degrades woman??? your sheep! all he does is draw dicks and rude words in microsoft paint and you people bust a nut over it … your retarded uneducated fools suck into his crap… send me your pics and i will post it with the word SLUT and a DICK drawing on it … since every gossip story involves that… unoriginal and completely unnecessary…. why dont you people join a club speaking on issues like rape, false pretenses to war, child abuse, woman abuse, violence, hate crimes, genocide…?? why dont you contribute to society and educate yourself on serious issues and not on other people lives..havent you got the point yet ?? being famous isnt all that great why you think there are so many retarded stories on every celeb out there?? remember your given a life to live yourself … stop being sheep and you all are sheep .. you cant argue that … this is what 11 year old girls do… read useless information and make some nobody rich … you people seriously wound this world with this cult who worship untrue and unnecessary shit
michelle says – reply to this

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perez talk normal and dont die ur hair ugly and i love that people can say whatever the fuck they want on this site and fuck all the mutherfuckers
Link says – reply to this

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This self-centered drunken-doper is going to kill someone. Get her off the streets.
Fatso says – reply to this

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Do ppl really think she is pretty? I mean, for a movie star, she is a bit ming.
michelle says – reply to this

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i know a lot of the stars have gone threw a lot of stuff throught the years since they were actually cute and inicint ans i think people should stop making fun of the little things but for all the "it girls" IN REHAB THEY NEED HELP AND NOY FROM BAD THINGS SAID ABOUT THEM IN TABLODS they need support but not paris hilton who thinks she the main bitch of the world but if they have support they can get through all the drama and not get re arrested and people should talk about the real things like global warming iknow all lot of poeple are focused on aids and think global warming is not a huge deal but if nobody does anything everyone will die and it can never be changed after it progresses all lot and we can help by using fast metros and doing many other things and planting trees to reduce carbon and produce oxygeN and for those who are reading this im not a crazy tree hugger im a real teenager who want to live in a healthy and save enviroment so theink about it u controll the future and those who love shopping canbuy really cute bags that help with aids and many othere things to do with the enviroment!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so think about ir eally hard and do something useful each month or day plant a tree or recycle dont do something stupid like write first in the is comment area pass the message on…. its up to you
Spice It Up w/Jess says – reply to this

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www.jessicasweeney.spiceitupparties.net
Kati says – reply to this

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I bet that skank goes to another country. Do you people really think they are going to send a celebrity like her to prison for a long time? Celebrities have their own little world. They don't have to follow the same laws as us. Given, I think this is utter bull shit, but it is true. They will just give her a slap on the hands and tell her to go to rehab.
The great thing is that hopefully this will kill her career. It blows my mind that everyone is fascinated with someone that has no talent. Have you seen her act? Have you heard her talk? I guess being a whore gets you far in Hollywood. What a shame. It would be really nice is young girls had a good role model is that always in the lime light. Instead of this worthless excuse for a human being.
Jay says – reply to this

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Thats what THE FIRE CROTCH DESERVES
I am truly tired of that Hoe
boobs says – reply to this

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the whole SCRAM thing is bs… no law enforcement agency or probation officer is monitoring that thing.

her booking photo shows how blitzed she is.

sad.
BABESBLINGANDBOOZE.BLOGSPOT.COM says – reply to this

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i think madame tussauds should've waited a little for this
Oscar says – reply to this

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HEY DUCEY !

hmm…. where do I start. In the first place, why are you even on this site? You are contributing to all this, "untrue and unneccesary shit". Obviously, YOU haven't got the point. This is a "gossip and commentary based website", with a primary focus on entertainment. Why don't YOU join a club ? We are here to be entertained and not BITCHED at ! Furthermore, while the aforementioned issues are extremely important and should be addressed. Why don't you start a grass roots movement, solicit sponsors-funding or run for a public office. These actions will allow you to influence change. (ie. not posting a blog on perezhilton(dot)com) With that said, I have a life and I am extremely well educated. Your analogies and guilt trips only work on 11 year girls ! When, where and how I choose to be entertained is my choice. So STOP preaching and get a life !
lee says – reply to this

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they made her wax figure look a lot better than she does in reality
cassafrass says – reply to this

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I hope that little cunt bitch goes to the slammer for a long long time. "oh that coke in my pocket didn't belong to me." yeah right you little coke whore….
Darvulia says – reply to this

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Being a woman is nice because a simple fuck or blowjob will clear most traffic tickets. It is not fair to whine if something goes sour. Stand on your own too feets, girls.
lalalala says – reply to this

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hey isnt that a wax musuem?
Kathleen says – reply to this

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this wax figure looks more like Marcia Cross (Bree from DH) than Lilo…
Princess Vicodin says – reply to this

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damn. who let the fucking ginger kids out of their cages anyway?

daywalker my ass with those spots!!!!!!!!!!
someone says – reply to this

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i can't believe Her! UGH WHAT A LOSER
britt says – reply to this

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Old Hollywood needs to do an intervention and wake these girls the fuck up because it makes me want to puke seeing my two younger sisters looking up to these losers. Lindsay, Brit, Nicole, Paris, Micha, whats sad is I can go on. Something has got to give here. Perez- KEEP IT UP SISTA I LOVE YA!
rbj12 says – reply to this

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am i the only one tha think that thing looks more like marcia cross than LiLo?
PinkY says – reply to this

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Tis a shame that Linzers is being such a dim wit right now. She had potential to be something other than a laughing stock of the whole Country. Plus she is cute too.
Joyous1 says – reply to this

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This photo confuses me…is that Lindsey and is she a wax dummy?
me says – reply to this

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"yes, i am innocent. i did not do drugs."
DUH, UNDER THE INFLUENCE ISN'T NECESSARILY DRUGS
HELLO. ALCO HO L! LINZ PUTS THE "HO" IN ALCOHOL
IT'S THE NEW SUMMER ANTHEM - STARS ARE STOOPID.
INTENTIONAL SPELLING AS MOST HAVEN'T AN EDUCATION.
Karen says – reply to this

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Lord, I took so many photos with this one at the Museum.
COCO says – reply to this

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Lindsay Lohan is only 21 YEARS OLD. Millions for movies, an entourange of servants, 2007 Mercedes, Mansions, houses in Beverly Hills, a mother who don't give a fuck and wants to be a big star herself, an ex-convict father and nobody to said NO to her.

Why are we surprised? To much to soon. She will die young.
Georgia says – reply to this

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Perez YOU SELL OUT. How is it even possible that you have nothing negative to say!!! Is it because deep down you really do care and you are just so happy to be friends with Lindsay and Paris — just remeber why you even by chance happened to become briefly famous. It was NOT by playing favorites. As if they would even look your way if not for their desire to prevent you from saying negative shit about them… obviously a good move on their part
melanie says – reply to this

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Why does everyone debate the drug Charges…
SHE WAS DRIVING DRUNK WITHOUT A LICENSE-WHY WASN'T SHE CHARGED WITH THOSE CRIMES???!!!
Patti D. says – reply to this

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" I KNOW WHO KILLED MY CAREER, ME!"
BlueEyes says – reply to this

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You would think she learned form her 1st one. There are the ones who out here who has have 1, and learned. She thinks she is above the law. Not like the rest of us who would get massive jail time. And taking drugs in to jail is a felony. She fucked herself there,. At least I hope. She needs to get over herself.
costamesaboy says – reply to this

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even i have 2 dui………..LILO YOU KINDA BLEW IT WITH THE COCAIN POSSESION,,,,i like lindsey.

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