How Hot Is This????

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John Mayer can really sex it up when he wants to!

The crooner strikes a sultry pose in this new GAP ad.

Two scoops of yum with hot fudge on top!

Posted: Jul 25, 2007 at 7:56 am / Email this »

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187 comments to “How Hot Is This????”

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kit says – reply to this

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Damnit…where's his "O" face???
Linda says – reply to this

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I want to do so many nasty things with him… YUM!!!!
c says – reply to this

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I love the way this guy looks…his quotes are always weird so he may be f-ed in the head but I'd love to do him he's like a younger less skinny johnny depp. AWESOME HAIR!!!!!!!!!!!
mdl8899 says – reply to this

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umm, make up your mind!! Is he "fugly" or "sexy"?? Sometimes you disappoint me Perez!
Shiloh Nouveu Jolie Pitt says – reply to this

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John Mayer is my REAL Daddy!
no talent says – reply to this

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This guy has NO talent.

Anyone can whisper out a song !
mel says – reply to this

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he should definitely keep his mouth closed he is much sexier that way but wait if he did that then we couldnt hear his soultry singing never mind well anyways he's hot right there eat you heart out jessica
ilona rose says – reply to this

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I have been telling you guys for a while now that he is hot, all the while you are calling him fugly. He is most hot when he his playing that strat of his, just not when he is making his faces, if you know what I mean.
xox, ilona rose
Anonymous says – reply to this

109

My first response: OH MY GOD.
John Mayer is gorgeous.
leena says – reply to this

110

He's hot indeed and talented! Is he still with Jessica Simpson??? If so you can scratch intelligent off his list of characteristics! I could never understand that pairing!
Bo says – reply to this

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NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
NOSEJOB!!!!!!!!!!
e says – reply to this

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hes GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
SaturnYoshi says – reply to this

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Don't get too excited. We all know what he looks like as soon as he opens that trap to spew forth his "singing"…
al says – reply to this

114

HOLY SHITTT!
I might have to go to GAP and get a few of the big posters for ummm….above my bed
that's what she says – reply to this

115

talk about photo shop… we all know how fug he really is!
Diana says – reply to this

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Real men to look like real men please, not some limpy-heroin chic dope fiend.
bitc says – reply to this

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too bad hes fucking jessica
vivian says – reply to this

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damn…has he been working out?! YUM!
vivian says – reply to this

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YUM
La Dolce Vita says – reply to this

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He's such a sick pervert. I had a friend who went to Berklee School of Music with him. He said all he did was hole himself up in his room and watch porn. He looks like a drug addict. Get a tan loser!
Vicky says – reply to this

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The man is sex on legs….this is something I have known for quite some time!!!
bunny says – reply to this

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Zexy!
Monique says – reply to this

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I think Perez has a thing for Mr. Mayer. John is too sexy.
Mrs. Mayer says – reply to this

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I think i just creamed my pants. soo hot. keep it up John
Kati says – reply to this

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He sure is hot when he isn't singing
Alex says – reply to this

126

yumm :]
VeeCeeBee says – reply to this

127

Yumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!
Pattycakes says – reply to this

128

I'd fall into that GAP anytime. J-bones DOES look great in this ad.
Sleeeeve says – reply to this

129

He STILL is so freakin fugly! There is NOTHING that could make that fug look better. Look at his fug face. I would hate to have to look at that during sex. Barfista!
me says – reply to this

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Maybe I have been lucky enough to date goodlooking guys but he is creepy and it is so photoshoped. He looks like Herman Munster in real life.

Strange how Angie Jolie looks like Lilly. Maybe those two are better suited. Perez can be Grandpa.

Mayer is the black horse. Evil
Voice of Reason says – reply to this

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SORRY TO SAY….Mr. Big Head is NOT HOT AT ALL…. Does anyone think he is? Really? and Why?? Ewwwwww……
mayersbabymama says – reply to this

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oh my god….i think i just came.
mayra says – reply to this

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Just I said… he is HOT !!!!!
ilovejm says – reply to this

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i have loved john since day one. this picture further proves what i've always thought. god, he's hot.
Mayer's been drinking KoolAid says – reply to this

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That "bag" he is designing should be mandatorily put over his head for all photo shoots. He is such a Johnny Depp wannabe. It is really funny and/or sad. They have superimposed features on him to make him look like Depp. Hate to burst your bubble mate but Depp is hot, talented and has balls. May share the same name but it ENDS there.

John Mayer is one of the most physically unattractive human beings I have ever seen in the flesh. If he was a nice guy you'd look past it but he isn't - so you can't.

GAP should have got someone hot like James Morrison.

Perez I don't think you have a chance with Mayer, no matter what he tells you to get you to post stuff about him. Johnny boy would only go for the George Michael rendezvous and you get busted for that.
sunshine says – reply to this

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He was always hot. I just prefer NOT to see his O Face… which might be a bad thing.
Traci says – reply to this

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I've loved him for YEARS I kinda hate that the rest of the world is catching on.

I really want to blow him…

again
truth says – reply to this

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A dark room and photoshop can work wonders. And GAP? Since when do they have anything decent in that place?
David-0-Selznick says – reply to this

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i want to sniff his smelly pitts and butthole so bad.
ALLI says – reply to this

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(sigh) he's so hot…..and you can just tell in this picture he knows it too…haha. I love John Mayer.
nichole says – reply to this

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wow.
ily john!
bothhands says – reply to this

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Okay, I read here EVERY DAY and have never posted a comment… that's how moved I was by this DAMN SEXY pic to respond!!! Yowza
jessie says – reply to this

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..hes freakin hot
Eliza says – reply to this

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ive been a fan since 2000 and this is the most decent picture ive seen of him in years! Looking good.. looking very good jst hope he dosnt let all this go to his head.
xxxEliza
Eliza says – reply to this

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For one i agree with you perez..
Ive been a major JM fan since 2000 and this has got to be one of the best pictures ive seen of him.. keep it up
xx Eliza xxx
camping says – reply to this

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LOL the stevie ray vaughan tattoo… real guitarists all know you're a poser mayer, you're trying to be something you;re not
too-skinny stiffs make me barf says – reply to this

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NO, HE'S NOT HOT!!! HE'S MANOREXIC!!!
NO, HE'S NOT HOT!!! HE'S MANOREXIC!!!
NO, HE'S NOT HOT!!! HE'S MANOREXIC!!!
NO, HE'S NOT HOT!!! HE'S MANOREXIC!!!
NO, HE'S NOT HOT!!! HE'S MANOREXIC!!!
hmmm says – reply to this

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i guess he kinda looks hot but he needs
2 fick his hair
liza says – reply to this

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He's looking hot today…I'd do him
marita says – reply to this

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it a little dark, but he does look good. he is goofy and when he talks he likes to debate all the time and tries to sound too philosophical, when he is not.
James Dean says – reply to this

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"SRV= Stevie Ray Vaugn…that NO TALENT ASS CLOWN wishes he were on the same PLANET as SRV…what a joke!!! "

psh..whatever hey may not be stevie but I think he is damn talented he can play his ass off. I guess you've never seen him play live. You're missing out.

btw this pic is sexy
manfan says – reply to this

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He kinda looks like Rufus..
DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this

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Break me off a piece of HIM. I could lick him from top to bottom. This man can sing me a tune anytime!
HMC says – reply to this

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I agree that John Mayer is talented, and to some he may be considered extremely attractive, but to me he seems very closed off and vacant.
Kirin says – reply to this

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Perez, why do you put white stuff on everyone mouths.
Do you pretend it's your jazzy jizz?
Lily says – reply to this

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that has to b a dble…much better coiffed one at that!!!
zipy says – reply to this

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too skinny. very gay looking.
DarkAndTwisty says – reply to this

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Break me off a piece of that!
Hayley says – reply to this

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He is sexy. Stop being so shallow..if everyone thinks he's fugly then he's all mine Yippee!
skim says – reply to this

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my oh my
Leisa hearts JM says – reply to this

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yummy yummy screw indeed….too hot for words
T-Meister says – reply to this

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Sexy, Talented, Mysterious, Tall, Bedroom Eyes……….what more could you ask for? Sigh.
jmnut says – reply to this

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oh. my. word. this is gonna be wallpaper.
Knotta Hater says – reply to this

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John is an uber-talent. The chump who called him talent-less probably washes dishes at Denny's on the night crew. He may be fugly, but his talent should NEVER be questioned.
*Erin* says – reply to this

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Heeelllloooooooo Mayer! Yummy.
Kim says – reply to this

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He's bringing sexy back!
TMILLUH says – reply to this

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GIMMME SUMMMA DAT PREZ!!!! ..pwease?
jm fan says – reply to this

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hotness! all hail john mayer!
Jamie says – reply to this

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Hey, do you have this picture without the white shit on his face? cause i REALLY want it, WITHOUT the white..
Jas, Philadelphia says – reply to this

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SEXY DADDY… see this is why i love this man…
Shariann says – reply to this

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I don't like it, but then I'm female. I think he is trying to apeal to men. There you go Perez I understand why it look so good to you. I agree that Jessica has taught him to do this and he has turned into Jugs. I wonder why Fugs and Jugs need so much money lately, they are big whores in hollywood ads these days.
What the f#$k says – reply to this

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What kind of man puts another man (SRV) tattoo on his arm but a gay man. Thats cool but he needs to come out with it and stop hidding. I would believe a man who's into women wouldn't put something male like on his arm.
kelli says – reply to this

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um

I dont think hes hot at all???????? sorry
fionalicious says – reply to this

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ufff que bello!! uhmm sorry, but he does look great here. He's hot, weird but hot, the whole losing a few pounds works for him.
don't go marc anthony though, we don't want more crack addicts look-a-like.
Ilovejohnmayer says – reply to this

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I'd Tap that
TIFFANY says – reply to this

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I need this pic! Where do I find it???
Jen D. says – reply to this

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Holy CRAP! I want to LICK him.

Hawt…HAWT, I say!

Who knew all he had to do was give that crazy face of his a rest for a while, and he could look like THIS!?!?

ROWRRRRR……….
Lauz says – reply to this

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LOVEIT!! Would love for you to send me that pic without the white dribbles!!
urghhh says – reply to this

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what has jessica done to him?????? she must have influence him…he wasn't like this at all. They belong to each other…i hate Fugs & Jugs!!!
j'aimetu says – reply to this

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I always thought he was hot…except when his hair was long. meh.
I hate that SRV tattoo though. I mean it's one thing to respect your idols, but to get their initials on your arm is a bit much. Please tell me those that tattoo is fake.
Jackie says – reply to this

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Unbelievable. Shoud be a nominee for Sexiest Man Alive for People Magazine. I would take one of him over 10 Brad Pitts any day.
kasy says – reply to this

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Holy SHIT Jonh Mayer… I love you…

Seriously… DAMN…
jasmine says – reply to this

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Not his best! TOO many shadows! That hair looks stupid! Would like to see those tattoos but it's too dark! Bad photographer. Shit, bet I could do better!
autumnash33 says – reply to this

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holy shit.. he was sexy before.. now… holy shit… my God come back to Texas!
jen says – reply to this

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beautiful, beyond words. he is always stunning!!!
jntypie says – reply to this

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for the first time.. he doesn't look hott. hm.

this is a depressing moment for all the mayer lovers.
sorry girls.
John's Lover says – reply to this

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I don't understand you Perez! In one post you call him cute and in others you call him "fugs." DECIDE!!! You're awesome but I don't get you! I love John's music and who I believe he is and no one can change my opinion. But what's your opinion. Stop playing around.

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