Paris' Advice For Lindsay

What did the heiress have to tell the troubled actress?

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    Posted: Jul 25, 2007 at 8:03 am / Email this  »

    58 comments to “Paris' Advice For Lindsay”

    1. Louise says – reply to this


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      aaaw

    2. joyce mason says – reply to this


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      im touched…bring me an ice blended and cocaine fast!

    3. cock in ass says – reply to this


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      second

    4. scared says – reply to this


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      Bush Outlaws All War Protest in U.S.!!

      Please read about it at Rosie O'Donnell's blog - www.rosie.com.

    5. Kane St Kane says – reply to this


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      That's Hot, We Love It…. Take Me To your Dealer.

    6. huh? says – reply to this


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      They're both wackjobs.

      In other, more important news… Bush has outlawed all war protest in the U.S.
      Please check Rosie O'Donnell's blog for more info.

    7. yo says – reply to this


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      okaaay

    8. Ashley says – reply to this


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      man she's brilliant! i really don't think it 'brightens up their day', they are premature babies, they don't know who paris hilton is, they can barely see! i honestly don't believe she has more than 5 working brain cells. it's nauseating how perez pathetically worships her, i doubt she has anything genuinely nice to say about him.

    9. me and only me says – reply to this


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      Where was her advice to lindsey? Did i miss it? It felt more like i was watching the Paris Jolie ad… Giving is so Hot right now!

    10. P says – reply to this


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      I honestly think I'm going to throw up. I'm sweating from nausea :/

    11. col says – reply to this


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      she is astounding.
      as full of shit as she probably is.
      shes still doing good whether she means it or not.

    12. skyz says – reply to this


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      translation: why talk about whateverhername is ~ it's all about me me me ~ i am so good now i am sizzling with good hotness lol

    13. My advice to Lindsay says – reply to this


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      My advice to Lindsay: When you go to jail, pick the biggest bitch there and beat the shit out of her for looking at you funny…the rest won't give you any shit after that.

    14. what the.... says – reply to this


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      that wasn't really advice. she turned the topic onto herself and what she's doing.. surprise!

    15. Jennette says – reply to this


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      Of all the people,Paris Hilton! Giving advice?!….That's funny!

    16. Lou Sir Bunky says – reply to this


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      How come no one comments any more? I checked your pageview stats, and despite the spurt from LL, you're down quite a bit.

      Tsk tsk tsk. So sad, little man…so sad…

    17. casieispretty says – reply to this


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      I love that philanthropy is a hot, new trend. I have to admit though, if Paris really does go to Rwanda it will be interesting to see how Malaria mixes with the disease pool that is her genitals.

    18. casieispretty says – reply to this


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      I love that philanthropy is a hot, new trend. Though, I must admit if Paris does go to Rwanda it will be interesting to see how Malaria mixes with the disease pool that is her genitals.

    19. momococo says – reply to this


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      Just to be clear, didn't Paris tell Larry King she "never" did drugs? That's like a (celebate) priest giving sex advice then,right?

    20. katrina says – reply to this


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      where the hell is the advice!??!? she visited babies, that dont even know who the fuck she is. how does that brighten their day!???!!? what a dumbass.

    21. kyle olson says – reply to this


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      We could like change the world.

      Let me just say she does nothing to change anything but make it worse.

    22. Margarita says – reply to this


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      I generally hate her, but in this clip, I really liked what she was saying and bought into it. UNTIL…she had to plug her visit to the Children's Hospital to maximize press attention on her (miniscule) effort. Now I'm back to hating her all over again. LOL She's a total narcissist and nothing's going to change that. Her new "let's make the world a better place" plan is 100% about changing her image and 0% about genuine selflessness. For her, this is all a career move (combined with her now taking "serious" acting lessons) with the aim of being taken a bit more seriously by the media and public, and putting her embarrassing jail stint behind her. Yelling "lookie at what good thing I did this week" to make sure her miniscule effort over the course of one afternoon bought her some positive press the cameras is simple evidence of that.

    23. Teddies says – reply to this


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      What the fuck? You call that dribble advice? My ass could dish out better advice then that.
      Seriously Perez, I can't understand your fixation with this girl. You can quite clearly tell that she's full of shit. It's almost like her publicist is standing behind the reporter with cue cards, telling her what to say. She's as fake as silicon breast implants.

    24. Kelly W. says – reply to this


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      I dont think that Paris should be giving advice to anyone! The jail bird/ train wreck should remove herself from hollywood because she has done nothing to belong their!

    25. perez boi says – reply to this


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      take advice from a convicted felon has spent days in jail and done drugs and ran from the police. she is about as smart as britney might as well take advice from charles mansion

    26. CiCi says – reply to this


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      Aww, what a do-gooder: she says she's "planning trips to Rwanda, *and* Africa". *smacks forehead*

    27. Beth says – reply to this


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      1. This is not advice to Lindsay. It's Paris milking the spotlight

      2. Premature babies are not kept in the cancer ward

      3. Babies would not notice her presence and celebrity

      4. I would not let that skank get near my kid

      5. Paris is not a changed person, she is feeding the media what her publicist has told her to say in order to salvage some sort of "career"

    28. ashley says – reply to this


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      She didnt say anything about it. i'm confused. :(

    29. jc chasezbian says – reply to this


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      did you hear what she said? the doctor at a NICU told her that her visit brightened the premature babies' day.

      you know, the 2lb baby with tape over its eyes and tubes all over the place just loved seeing her through the plastic incubator, across the room, behind the glass viewing wall.

      she has this little face on her big…face. its weird. she looks like she is wearing a fat face suit.

    30. Not Jaded says – reply to this


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      Paris, work on your getting rid of your annoying valley girl accent before trying to save the world. That's a great start. And do a little less talk about "saving the world" and more action- I'll believe it when I see it. Oh, and please say "hi" to all those premature babies in the CANCER ward.

    31. Carolyn says – reply to this


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      but it didn't even say anything about lindsay… in any case I think Paris is hot shit for making a complete turnaround ;o

    32. haedn says – reply to this


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      wow paris nice to hear you brag about yourself. get some fucking class

    33. Nicki says – reply to this


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      Nice to know Paris has morphed into Angelina Jolie.

    34. a says – reply to this


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      I love people that give just so they can BRAG BRAG BRAG, only she can turn something like premature infants into something about her. Gross.

    35. Hugo Beckham says – reply to this


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      Grow up Firecrotch!! Love you bitch!

    36. HILTY says – reply to this


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      AND THERE YOU HAVE IT FOLKS, THE BIGGEST HOLLYWOOD JOKE !

    37. Tra says – reply to this


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      "I just feel like - if everyone makes a difference we can change the world…"

      brilliant! hahahahahahhahahahhaha

    38. Anna says – reply to this


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      I love her.

    39. Krista says – reply to this


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      "I'M REALLY INTO GIVING BACK… RIGHT NOW."
      -Paris Hilton

      Translation: I need to make my image less whore and more saintly.

      SHE HAS NO ROOM TO BE TELLING ANYONE HOW TO CONDUCT THEIR LIVES. SHE HASN'T CHANGED AT ALL. PS: SHE HAS NO TALENT AND IS NOT REMOTELY ATTRACTIVE. SHE LOOKS LIKE A TRANNY ON CRACK.

    40. El duderino says – reply to this


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      wait a sec…didn't she just preach about the environment? Was that litter I saw coming out of her car when she drives away?

    41. emilee says – reply to this


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      it was nice to hear her talk like a normal human being for once instead of in that stupid voice.

    42. Paris says – reply to this


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      Angelina Jolie wanabee…. although she has somewhat of a pt..but shes still blonde!!!

    43. stefany says – reply to this


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      lovez it!

    44. BigFan says – reply to this


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      Ha ha, she talks about saving the environment, then drives off in a Range Rover!!!

    45. tammy says – reply to this


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      Paris sucks. what a fucking hypocrite. To donate her time to a children's hospital, then brag about it on the red carpet. How about doing things with some humility? Lindsya is troubled, but you can tell deep inside she is sensitive to others, and fragile, and hurt. This is true of most addicts. The part of our brain responsible for cravings in addicts is a more primative, less evolved state - - the same part that gives us fight or flight instincts. It is also more powerful than the more evolved part that tells us it is wrong. Relapse statistics are huge among addicts. She is not alone. She will come put on top, I hope.

    46. Destiny says – reply to this


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      okay perez lol watch the video again she says she went to the cancer ward and all the premature babies and the dr said it brightens up the kids days??
      the babies!!!
      hmmmm sounds alittle weird

      ha

    47. ryuhiukl89 says – reply to this


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      Im suprised she didnt answer by saying "that's hot"
      but i still love paris

    48. todd1 says – reply to this


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      Paris said, "From one cum-dumpster to another, she needs to be more, like, discrete when shes going to do blow or for that matter when she's BLOWS someone……She doesn't want to end up like me, like, going to jail was really, um, traumatic, I think is the word, and stuff and I cried and almost had a nervous breakdown, so like, we young, dumb, and full of cum rich hookers need to be like smarter, and stuff"…….

    49. Kristen says – reply to this


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      Uh, did I miss the part about Lindsay???

    50. La Dolce Vita says – reply to this


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      She still a skank … changing the world! Are they passing out her sex tape in Rwanda? I'm sure they're desperate for entertainment over there? How about some Paris perfume?

    51. jolenejawdropper says – reply to this


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      Seriously I think I'm the only one to say anything nice about her.I love paris.Honestly people change she's famous duh of course she's gonna say shit about herself. I could care less if she was caught doing crack and being a whore i'd still love her and she'd still have more fans than anyone and her name in the paper everyday.No matter what she does everyone is still going to write about and she'll still be famous.Her haters can pretty much die.

      loveee,
      jolene
      :D

    52. steffie says – reply to this


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      Honestly Paris…
      You are a disappointment. You could be doing so much more.
      So far….you have a lot to do…and ya ain't doin much.
      You can make a difference. Get to it.

    53. Rollin' my eyez! says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton remakes Wizard of Oz script: Replace "Look, Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!" with "Look, _________, we're not in Africa anymore!"

      Paris Hilton stars in an episode of "House": Paris says - "Look! I made the baby's monitor start buzzing when I smiled at him!" House says, "Idiot - that was the life support monitor. The baby just died - he was born 16 weeks premature." Paris: "I didn't know cancer helped babies get born faster! That's hot!" House: "Bend over, Paris - I've got to examine you with my cane."

    54. Rollin' my eyez! says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton remakes Wizard of Oz script: Replace "Look, Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!" with "Look, _________, we're not in Africa anymore!"

    55. Rollin' my eyez! says – reply to this


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      Paris Hilton remakes Wizard of Oz script: Replace "Look, Toto, we're not in Kansas anymore!" with "Look, _________insert Paris' dog-of-the-week's name here, we're not in Africa anymore!" while walking down a road in Rwanda

    56. Sarah says – reply to this


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      That's hot! Paris trying to give advice to Lindsay! I think my dog could give better advice! She's so pathetic! BTW, PEREZ, I LOVE YOUR WEBSITE, BUT LET'S FIND SOME NEW CELEBRITIES WITH CLASS (AKA VICTORIA BECKAM), AND TAKE A BREAK FROM PARIS, BRITTANY, AND LINDSAY!

    57. mazzy says – reply to this


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      that had nothing to do with lindsay whatsoever.

    58. ames says – reply to this


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      That pic looks like her body-double…hmmm…