We Saw This One Coming Months Ago!
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba has dumped Cashole Warren!
Us Weekly is reporting that the Fantastic Four actress broke up with her boyfriend of two years via phone last week.
By phone??? After two years? Cold!
Within hours of their convo, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out. Major biyatch!!!
Cashole must be devastated. His meal ticket is gone!
The breakup "happened…almost out of nowhere," a source tells Us. "[Cash] thinks its for another guy but doesn't know….he's totally devastated. But it was all her."
Poor Cashole. He'll actually have to wait to get into clubs now, like all losers should.
They're Still Around (And No One Cares)
And we care because…?
HOT, HOT, HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
first fuckers?
I'll take Cash! Freaking SEXY
Love you Perez!
fourth, fuckers?
Last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Who? Another nobody?
foist
what a whore bag
fifth, fuckers!
first
She is freaken BEAUTIFUL!!!
Cold? Not really. At least she didn't pull a "Phil Collins" and break up by fax!
So you are saying there is a chance!!!!!
PT? You're not first, babe.
whoop dee freaking doo.
He is a director's assistant. She looks like a fish but she can probably do better. I am sure there was some tension with everyone always pushing him aside to ogle her
why don't call her latina?
Get over it. She just doesn't want to be defined simply by her Latino heritage, though I'm sure she's proud of it. She doesn't think such labels should be attached to anyone. She'd rather be an actress, not a Latino actress, the way Caucasian women aren't called Caucasian actresses.
bout time…
I LOVE Kathy Griffen!
I do mine by text message.
man, that is cold…
she's a hot whore
if i were him i would be jumping with joy! she's such a greakin wanna be!! i mean she compares her body to j.lo!! then she syas not to call her latina!! well thats fine, she dosen't have a hott latina body anyway!!
he shouldnt be mad, he fucked the hottest bitch alive for two years
Well said, Colin. Well said.
God answers prayers. Hallelujah! Hollywood, here I cu, er, come!
agreed,, no ones called a caucasian actress, it's bullshit
HEHEHEHEHE…PEREZ U CRACK ME UP WITH UR COMMENT…
Awwww thats too bad…… *whistles*
who cares! He can find some other prettier starlet! She is ugly as shit..anyway..no ass! She sucks! It's nothing wrong with going to clubs, eiter perez..you know that you go out to gay clubs all the time!
Bwa ha ha ha!!!! Hit the road, LOSER!!! Too damn BAD she didn't break up with him by fax, that woulda been fabulous!!! And she threw all his junk outta her house too. Ladies, take note. THIS is how you break up: dump them, throw their shit out…done, done on to the next one, done done, on to the next one!!! Good on her to leave this gorillaface crying in his beer!!! So fast it made his empty head spin!!
Colin, get over it. Whether she likes it or not, she will be defined by her heritage. There are many black actresses, politicians, lawyers, etc who would rather not be defined as that black xxxxx, but such is life in this country. Alba clearly is not white, nor will she ever be considered white. I don’t care if she really is only half latin. She should embrace her (half) heritage. She should even learn to speak (half) Spanish.
what a bitch!
ok Jessica Alba, you do not want to be called Latina, then what should be call you, you may be embarrassed to be Mexican but you face can not hide it.
ok Jessica Alba, you do not want to be called Latina, then what should be call you, you may be embarrassed to be Mexican but you face can not hide it.
Atleast it wasn't via Txt Msg
And you know when shes around latinos she'll claim to be "Latina" in a minute!
Maybe she thought their kids would look too "hispanic" with him. (laughing)
Seriously….breaking up with him by phone…… VERY funny. He must have pissed her off. That's such a girl thing to do to a guy who's pissed you off. Doing it by fax or blackberry would have been better, but then you can't have everything!
jessica alba is dull
ill fuck him…CALL ME!!! that bitch is crazy! so what he isnt a big celebrity……. he's fuckin gorgeouse… and fuckable!
i care!!! BUTTTTTT who knows - someone did something?????????- im giving her the benefit of the doubt thats its not because she thinks she is a great actress that she feels she deserves better cause if u ask me she isnt any good at acting- yes she is hot bt thats it. she doesnt even acknowledge who she is or where she comes from. so maybe he is better off w out her- u need a REAL woman .. im right here!! (i wish)
Jessica is not "clearly" anything, nor should it matter. I agree with the people who believe, like she does, that she should be considered an actress first, and not sub-typed into racial groupings. It's ridiculous. No one does that to Julianne Moore, who is at least half Irish, right? Come on, she looks it, right?
Or to the dozens of English actors and actresses–why no guilt trip every time our Celtic friends don't wave the Union Jack at every opportunity?
Lay off. Let her be a whole person, not just a Latina.
was he too mexicano for the stuck up little coconut?!?
With a name like Cash…I knew what he was after.
Had a dream about you last night Perez. You married Ryan Seacrest. * HEE *
i think JESSICA ALBA should have to wait in line to get into clubs!!!!
Come on. He'll latch onto someone younger and prettier, just like Wilmer and Jared do. The line for him is already around the block.
I heard that she might be seeing Boston film producer Jeff Kalligheri …
who gives a fuck if she doesn't want to be identified as a Latina?
Feeling shame about her heritage is her problem it shouldn't be ours.
#41 You're right. I bet that's why she dumped him now for sure she will go after the palest blond boy she can find. Self-hating punta!!!! I can't stand her ass.!!!!
Wait, wait, wait… is this totally true??? I don't, I can't believe it!! I can't believe that Jessica has broken with him by the phone. Is just… unbeliable.
THAT'S WHY SHE ALWAYS LOOKED SO SAD, SHE COULD NOT STAND BEING WITH A BROWN MAN THE BITCH!
Who cares about her! she is no big deal anyway,not that pretty, no butt , no tits, just another anorexic actress in hollywood. and she is in denial anyway with her father being Mexican. We Latinos don't need a sell out , white- wanna -be- who is ashamed of her heritage. her fifteen minutes of fame will fade soon. she should be appreciateive that she is able to work as an actress when there are so many other talented actors out there who deserve a break !
Perez, you are right about Jessica. The girl is a piece of work. She is very plain looking in person and has about zero personality.
He is not white enough for her!
Smart girl. Men get all confrontational when you dump them face to face. Not an issue over the phone. And YES, have his shit moved out. No reason to keep it there, and he won't do it on his own, because he's got no place to go. She better have her locks changed if she gave him a key.
As for the mexican shit…misery loves company. Nobody really likes Mexicans now because of the illegal drama, so they'll trump up anything mexican to make themselves feel better. Black people did the same thing to mixed actresses in the 80's for the same reason (remember Lisa Bonet?). Thankfully there are enough mixed kids now that they don't have to deal with that negativity anymore.
I don't know if she's a bitch or if she just wised up to what a leech this guy was. Come on, let's face it, he was a lowly PA before he hooked up with her, now he's a producer? Please. I think the guy deserves the curb… she should have sent him a text instead of dignifying him with a phone call!
I can't stand her bitch ass anyway …
Ugh…you guys have no clue…I couldn't stand him. He was always asking me if I spoke Spanish and kept trying to get me to watch those stupid spanish tv soap operas. I havent watched those since the last time I was with my grandma! REALLY!!?
Oh and remember when I dyed my hair blonde for Fantastic 4 sequel…I was so trying to channel my ghetto latin side to make you people happy! All Cash ever wanted was for me to have dark hair and latin curves! But I told him…"No WAY! My body will not have an OUNCE or fat, curvy or otherwise! Pencil thin is in!!" But he wasn't haven't so, yeah, I did it…I kicked his ass to the curb."
He's right about seeing another man…I've fallen for Weird Al…he is the all time white and nerdy!! I love me a pastey man!
dayum she pulled a bitch move no warning nuthin
I went to the 'Rise of the Silver Surfer' premiere in Sydney, and Alba had this ridiculously strong chemistry going on with Ioan Gruffudd. From the way she was flirting, I just assumed she'd dtiched Cash already. Although Ioan didn't look as into it, maybe he finally warmed to her? Also there should be a few vids of that premiere around on the net, so you can see what I'm talking about.
I love it. "Jessica, don't call me Latina Alba." She's a sellout!!! Tiene nopal en la frente!!!
Well she is loke the rest of Hollywood. Love em and leave em. Why should she be any different. That place like I said before is evil. It is impossible to have a normal lasting relationship in HELL
She makes me sick, good for him he deserves better. Slut bag!
I guess this makes you happy Perez. You now have someone to wait with you.
MEXICANS are not latinos are AMERICAN NATIVES, latinos in europe are WHITE that's whay LATINOS ARE NOT A RACE iT's a CULTURE!!!! You IDIOTS. IF mexcans are consider latinos is just because of the spanish language and culture imposed by the Spanish Empire and that happens with all south america that's why they are black, indians whites all races and they call them latinos because the first language is spanish. GET SOME FUCKING EDUCATION!!
now JESSICA doesn't speak spanish and she doesn't know anything about latin culture, she is consider AMERICAN because she was born in north america so she is right to say no to be call latina as it's a CUTURE AND NOT A RACE!! so back off you narrow minded IDIOTS with no education!
I feel bad for him. Breaking up is hard.
also i wonder why they don't call CAMERON DIAZ a latina!! what happen?? she is not a latina because she is blond with blue eyes??!! well as she don't speak any spanish also like jessica alba she is an american. YOU PEOPLE HAVE DOUBLE STANDARDS. NOT ALL LATINOS ARE BROWN! YOU RACIST FULLL OF CRAP.
Re:no62 noname
Ioan is getting married very soon to his longterm girlfriend so it ain't him. Jess and Cash were so loved up in London this summer and he got on well with her family so I doubt this. Maybe it's a ploy to get the media off their scent. Don't be surprised if you later hear about a secret wedding.
If it is true then whatever they're both young and hot. They'll get over it. It would be cool to see Jess back with Michael Weatherly. They did see each other in Australia recently.
give him my number!
Perez, leave her alone about "don't call me latina". I say, "Good for her". She's honest that she doesn't relate to Lantinos. And why do people have to be so proud of their origin, when in America. So proud? Go home. If white people were to go around being so proud, it's be racist.
Guys everywhere are thanking the lord.
She will end up with a white guy.. we all know she wants her kids to be light…poor jess.
*sigh* like everyone on the planet didn't see this one coming….next.
so unless ur a celebrity then ur a loser perez????
fuckin queer.
There are plenty of Greek and Italian actresses that are just as "brown" as Jessica but they are not expected to speak any other language but English or call themselves anything other than American.
I HOPE SHE HAS LIL INDIAN BABIES!!!
FUCKIN STUPID SELF HATING COCONUT!
I JUST DON'T GET WHY PEOPLE STILL LIKE HER! SHES A FUCKIN FAKE! SHE CANNOT AND WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO PASS AS A WHITE WOMAN NO MATTER IF SHES HALF WHITE! ACCEPT IT!!
FUCKIN UGLY SKELETON COCONUT SLUT BAG WHORE!
Coconut bitch, who cares
There are plenty of American actresses of Italian or Greek descent that are just as "brown" as Jessica but they are not expected to know any other language or culture other than English/American. DOUBLE STANDARD.
JA's attitude sucks. So does Cash-hole.
Dave Navarro is Latino too and he only dates dumb blonde porn stars. He won't even do Spanish press. What's up with all the self-loathing latinos?
What a cold bizatch! I'd slash her tires! lol. Oh well, looks like everyone can take a ticket again at her house. Now serving…..#1
yeah Cash is single, how do I get on that train forget Alba,,,, I'm game for Mr Warren
He is so FUGLY!
WHY YOU PEOPLE DON'T CALL CAMERON DIAZ A LATINA??? DOUBLE STANDARDS???!!!! YOU FUKING RACIST!!!!
harley golightly:
When somebody has been in this country for several generations, they no longer identify with the country their grandparents came from. It's called becoming an American. it doesn't mean that you hate yourself or that you want to be white. The Latinos who feel slighted by Alba are immigrants or the children of immigrants who haven't (or can't) fit in.
A culture is either effective or ineffective. Alba is a successful actress who doesn't do anything self destructive like drugs. I would say that her culture is effective. Can we say the same for the people who are criticizing her?
Why do you say that about her if you are born in america then you are AMERICAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So annoying I hate when you say that
Wow. Theres a lot of stupid people on this board.
First off a lot of you and Perez especially has to get over the fact that she'd like to be identified as herself rather than just "another latina actress".
I'm sure Jessica's very proud of all of her heritages but that shouldn't define who she is as a person and be the only thing people talk about.
Also since when did Latinas HAVE to speak spanish, and HAVE to date Latino people? It's ridiculous, it's called being a human being and making your own choices…she can date whoever she wants.
BTW I'm half Latina and I'm proud of Jessica.
So many of you are missing the point….
It's fine if she doesn't want to publically be defined by her heritage, but she is completely ashamed of her heritage (i.e. who she is at her core/roots)…At least, that is how her statements come across. Not only that, her actions come across that way as well. It's not so much that she doesn't want to be identified as being Latina, it's that she tries SO INCREDIBLY HARD to be white/non Latin or Mexican. She's unhappy w/herself & she has been for a long time…She has said before she had her eating disorder growing up to avoid the Latin fatness that she saw in her family & she is still deathly afraid of it. Picture after picture of her, I see nothing but a sad empty shell of a person…It's in her eyes, people. I can't recall a single picture (especially recently) where she has had a genuine smile and guess what? You can't have a genuine smile if you're not genuinely happy inside, even just a little.
I have absolutely no doubt the girl is dull as a doornail. I been there. When you're that consumed & fussy about your outside, your inside doesn't exist & you're a pain in the ass to be around.
jessica alba is so plain and boring.
blah blah blah
it’s that she tries SO INCREDIBLY HARD to be white/non Latin or Mexican.
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You are totally wrong. She has never said that she was white. In fact, she has complained about the white racism is Hollywood. What she does not identify with is the "Latina" label because it implies that she is a foreign actress instead of an American actress. She has never said that she wasn't of Mexican descent.
Cameron Diaz doesn't consider herself Latina, but why is that OK? Because she's light? That's racist. Cameron is not more American than Jessica. I feel sorry for Jessica for having to appease all these insecure idiots.
Um…#63….this is America, speak english please…and kindly translate for us whities!
Who fcking cares???? Self-serving, conceited, blue-contact-wearing, trying to play a white chick, phony-baloney, bad-acting, bad-role-choosing, used condom producing hackneyed hack.
I must say I like her healthy lifestyle and eating habits (but that's all). And the dress is kinda cool. What a cunt though huh?
Someone tell her that emulating Jennifer Lopez's cuntiness in not a good thing to aspire for.
What is it with Latina "actresses" being ultra-skanky-cunts? I mean it's not like we're still in the dark and not being hired for work. This is the 21st century; stop trying to prove your toughness, it's not cute.
So what if Jessica played a white chick? It's called ACTING. Angelina Jolie just played a black chick. Does that mean Angelina Jolie hates herself and wants to be black? Honestly, you're the one with the self hate issues, not Jessica.
I guess she discovered he's Latino.
that does seem a bit harsh,wonder if she's a bit socially autistic?I mean,people as pretty as her,generally don't have to have super-fantastic social skills because no one cares about anything other than their looks.Proven by pyschology that one.
and about the 'latina' thing…the girl is only part mexican,why should she not embrace her mothers dutch side and call herself dutch?i don't see why,considering Americans are supposed to be so damn proud of being americans,they all seem to want to be 'something-American'.
I think all she's doing is providing a healthy role model for children of mixed heritage,or just from immigrant families.All shes' done is embraced the culture in which she has grown up.
Perez you're such a loser ragging on her.
Has Jessica Alba looked on a mirror ever? What is wrong with her?
She owes all her good looks to her hispanic genes (you know Jess from your parents?) Hello!!! Jessica you can dye her hair blond but that doesn't make you white. Your features are hispanic (the nose, lips, skin color) and you should be grateful, those are what make you who you are a hispanic, latina, mexican. EMBRACE YOUR RACE! Who do you think you are foolin?
I CANT STAND HER ASS!!! SHE SWEARS SHE AINT LATINA AND IT IS ALL WRITTEN IN HER HORSE FACE AND IN HER LAST FUCKING NAME BIOTCHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SHE IS A FUCKING IDIOT! I HATE PEOPLE WHO TRY TO DENY WHAT THEY ARE!
Get over yourself - "don't call me latina" who cares. I mean who the phuck wants to be considered a dirty latin anyway? At least she's being honest with herself.
what she does by putting down the fact that she "doesn't relate" to latina heritage is to put down all those young females who need more positive role models and see that they can be more than video girls,
It would be like Halle Berry saying she doesn't relate to black people (shes half/half) It's setting back years of progress…
Nicole Richie has done a good job of that though…
and some of my mexican friends do consider themselves latina while others who are native central americans do not.