We Saw This One Coming Months Ago!
Filed under: Jessica Alba
Jessica "Don't Call Me Latina" Alba has dumped Cashole Warren!
Us Weekly is reporting that the Fantastic Four actress broke up with her boyfriend of two years via phone last week.
By phone??? After two years? Cold!
Within hours of their convo, Alba had dispatched an assistant to the L.A. home they shared to pack up Warren's belongings and move him out. Major biyatch!!!
Cashole must be devastated. His meal ticket is gone!
The breakup "happened…almost out of nowhere," a source tells Us. "[Cash] thinks its for another guy but doesn't know….he's totally devastated. But it was all her."
Poor Cashole. He'll actually have to wait to get into clubs now, like all losers should.
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She probably found out he had Latin blood in him. She must be a cold bitch to break up with someone she's been dating for a while this way. He's lucky to be rid of her. She isn't much of an actress anyway. I think she'll be fallin' off that pedestal any day now.
Nah, that kind of move smacks of bitterness and rage: no woman (esp one with a PR team) would do that kind of thing unless its in the heat of the moment.
I think she caught him cheating/stealing her panties to sell on eBay…
and who is he? he gets directors coffee… Jessica needs someone who at least if not making $$$ will be there for her and step up in other ways