Britney Fires Her New Assistant!
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Well, this didn't last very long.
Britney Spears is looking for a new bitch!
The former pop star fired her current assistant, Shannon Funk, on Wednesday amidst rumors that Shannon was more trouble than she was worth.
Shannon lasted only about three weeks.
"Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon," an insider close to Spears tells Life & Style weekly. “Britney thought [Shannon] was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”
The mother of two parted ways with her former assistant, cousin Alli Sims, within the last month.
Now Britney is alone and out of control!
[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]
Posted: July 26, 2007 at 5:28 pm
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1st?
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DAYUM! This fille is moving very fast!
dang it so close
britneys such a moron
FIRST MOFOS!
THATS A GOOD THING… SHe looked like trouble, and she tried to steal from the ok! shoot
FIRST
FIRST BITCHES
what a nutbag
LMAO!!!!!
HAHA. shes so dirty loking nowadays.
who will drop dead first: Britney or Lindsay?
1st
1st hahahah
Who Brit or her dirty looking assistant?
for the love of god someone please help this girl!!!
awesome
woow thats crazy
first
first
Isn't Britney's sister Jamie Lynn pregnant? Thats what I heard…
Brit is her own boss… and not a very good one
not surprised! AT ALL!
and?
OMG she is a mess a total mess
Well, maybe she wants to do it herself! LOL! Just like when she fired her stylist, and manager, and publicist….OH GOD!! We are in for it!! It'll be funny to watch THIS play out too like the rest of her dramatic life!
did BritBrit raid Brooke Hogan's closet?
what's with the clear plastic stripper heels?
When will "The View" fire the Hassel-BITCH?!!!!!!!!!!!
I LOVE IT IN THE ASS!!! ANY TAKERS? 562/522-5861
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Can someone please call the ASPCA as well as the DCFS on this tard? I'm sure both kids and that poor dog are going to be destroyed by her insanity.
It's always someone else's fault, huh? Man, when is she going to wake up?
I would like to become her new assistant?
What do you have to do to be a celeb assistant?
BRITNEY PICK ME !!
I WANT TO BE YOUR NEW ASSISTANT.
ME
ME
ME
BRITNEY PICK ME!!!
Charlita I believe you meant to say "dang it so PATHETIC"
kthx
this may have been one good thing britney has actually done.. funk did look like she was bringing britney more trouble. britney needs more of a mentor for an assistant, not someone who is just as screwed up as she is.
i'll work for her - just so i can TURN HER ASS AROUND! Brit - whoever you do hire make sure they're OLDER then you and someone responsible, not just another party buddy!
wow..she needs jesus
Well, at least they're not Mexicans.
Your spot on VCVW. I think it's a race to see can get to the gutter first Lindsey or Britney. My money is on Lindsey with Britney a couple months later.
Just curious, was it her assistants fault that she was so high, crazy, and out of it, that OK magazine is doing the unthinkable and not lying to cover up just how messed up a celeb is? These magazines have been lying for YEARS to cover up stars bad behavior, for one of them to actually be HONEST about Brittney means that she is over the top crazy…thats not her assistants fault, it's hers.
The people in her life flow through a revolving door.
Yep. A wreck. We should start calling her Amtrak.
Why does this twit even need an assistant - she doesn't DO anything!
How does someone apply for the open position??
How do I apply?
that would actually be a fun job..but it would be hard to control miss crazy
Let's hope her mom doesn't do something to piss Brit off. We all know how that could end.
This is not the week for the assistants.
oooohhhh…i get it nooow…she was the one causing all of britneys problems… suuuure
way to pass the buck britney. she is crazy!!!!!!
You control Ms Spears with a shock collar.
Maybe a little Pepper Spray would help.
Train the Bitch like a Dog!!!!!
She ALWAYS blames her troubles on other people.
The first part of being an adult is taking responsibility for your actions. She is such an immature brat. Grow up Brit, and find yourself some class.
Wow - Britney seriously needs to learn the word ACCOUNTABLE…as in we are all accountable for our own actions.
She needs an executive assistant and not some hussy from the street. She prolly doesn't know the difference between a nanny and an assistant, cos her past two assistants were carrying her kids around a lot. Britney should know better. She should try and trust people again and hire herself a new entourage.
HAHAHAH soo misss informed its gross! Ps thanx for the jack daniels perez we finished it later that night.
Let BROOKE HOGAN be her new assistant!!!!
I need a job. How can I apply for the job!
POOR BRITNEY… THIS BITCH DONE LOST HER MIND
Brit—– I'll be your new assistant.. U can count on me……
Britney needs to clean up and take care of her babies, this is another example of what crack does to people!!!!! What a waste of talent!!!!!! She needs to get help!
What skills do these celebrity assistants have anyway? Its not like they need any skills other than to hold shopping bags and check their email on a blackberry. What a waste of space.
I WOULD LOVE TO WORK FOR BRITNEY SPEARS!!! IM SERious if n e one knows how to contact her bout an assistant let me know!
Maybe this girl told her she looked like shit, didn't know how to dress, and acted like an idiot. I'm sure britney wouldnt want to hear that.
omg! britneys such a stupid bitch, when will she ever learn perez?lol!
Now she blames shannon?
she blames EVERYONE but herself
i cant stand people like that
Is there a Brittany death watch?
So Britney is this pathetic. She has to blame her immature behavior on an assistant. Real mature.
I'm a Psychology graduate…I can be Britney's assistant. I have patience, discretion and determination to help Britney overcome these tough times and assist her in her comeback to becoming the star she once was!!!
I didn't particularly like this assistant, but it also seems the timing is such that she is taking the fall for Britney's recent behavior. And it could hardly be easy working for Brit.
Britney also needs to do a bit of homework when hiring an assistant. First of all check references. Secondly, hire someone that will be your assistant, and not your paid friend. Third, hire a team of people qualified to do the work that has to be done for you (a personal assistant, a publicist, a manager, a stylist, etc). I wonder if Shannon got stuck with everybody's work.
It is always everyone elses fault…never brit brits.
Why doesn't Madonno adopt Britney…I hear she can pick her up cheap.
Uhhh…yeah…it was the assistant who was acting bat shit crazy. I'm sure Britney will assume the role of normally functioning human being now.
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HAHA, yea, I bet she did…She looks like a lezbot with a crush, and I bet britney hit it, then quit it
jk.
xoxo, Spliff
thats ok that assistant/nanny of hers looked like a crank whore. disgusting bitch had sores and scabs all over her face. she probably sat in the mirror and picked her face
Britney is an idiot. Her problems started LONG before Shannon Funk came into her life.
I am applying for the position of Ms. Spears. I am willing to take the blame for everything. Take a punch,kick,stab, also any & all verbal abuse coming from or regarding Ms. Spears. I hv no experience, although seems like you do not even really need any. Oh yea & I know where to hide Kfed's body if needed!
If she wouldnt hire these stupid girls to be "assistants" and actually get someone qualified as an assistant….she would be better off. She gets into "friendships" with them which always ends up bad. Get someone responsible Brit….seriously!! Get yourself a publicist and a manager too while you're at it. Try hiring someone without "Used to work at Taco Bell" on their resume and you are good as gold!!
What a train wreck!!! (I love it!)
I am applying for the newly opened position. I am willing to take verbal abuse coming from or toward Ms. Spears. I can take a punch, stab, good cursing out just like the next guy. I have no experience w/assisting, but it looks as if you do not need any. Ms. Spears call me, so we can get this baby party started. Oh yea & I know where to hide Kfed's body if needed!
-Ready for a verbal beatdown
once again, everything is someone else's fault. will she ever learn?
i feel bad for that poor yorkie. if she cares for it the same way she cares for her children, it should be dead within the next 2 weeks.
i'd love to be her new assistant. i have an MS in psych and i think she needs someone who can do office work and mental health work… poor brit.
This sucks
Ummm where do I sign up? I think I can do wonders for the wreck!!!
#78-Nova11
I totally agree with you, she definately need someone without "used to work at taco bell" or their resume or "used to work at strip club"
Hey, I don't care how nasty Brittney is, with what she would pay I would do the assistatnt job in a second.
Britney is a train wreak I hope that she gets past all this crap but if not ol well she will end up like so many others….DEAD!
which one's brit?
Bitch is delusional! Just like Lindsey she blames everyone and everything for her problems and her dysfunctional life. Get a clue….the buck starts and stops with you. Do us all a favor a take a year off and just go away. Take Blohan with you when you.
PLEASE GOD HOW DO YOU APPLY!!!!!!!!!!!!
I could totaly help this, once all time beauty queen, back to fame. She needs to get her butt in gear, dress without revealing everything and take care of her career and of course those 2 goegeous babies of hers.
brittany needs to get her sh*t straight and look after her kids instead of blaming her behavior on people that surround her!
there is not enought money in this lifetime for that job
You are quoting Life and Style magazine, why not quote my 2 year old! Seriously, not a reliable source….
Just a case of the pot calling the kettle black.
You see the thing is … I believe Britany is brilliantly smart and she knows EXACTLY what she's doing.
Email me Brit … I will gladly be your assistant. I am a hot little lesbian that will totally keep people at bay and get my job done times 10.
Brit, Hunny!
Call me…. I could be your saving Grace.
I'm a personal asssistant, nanny and chef all in one…Not to mention HAIR and MAKE-UP…no but really….. myspace me hahaha
THE DUMB BITCH IS NUTS IF SHE THINKS ANYONE WOULD BUY THIS BULLSHIT ABOUT AN ASSISTANT FUCKING HER LIFE UP. LIKE SHE NEEDS ANY HELP IN THAT DEPT. BAD "SLAVE" OR NOT I FAIL TO SEE HOW, IN ONLY THREE WEEKS, SHE COULD HAVE DONE TOO MUCH MORE DAMAGE THAN THE STUPID HO-BAG HAS ALREADY DONE TO HERSELF. WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO "WORK" FOR HER ANYWAY??????
haha perez, you should definitely find out how can anyone apply to be her assistant. haha, that would be a wicked job even just for a day. hahaha.
Britney is nothing but a cracked out whore right now. I can't wait until reality slaps her right in the face and she ends up in jail . . . or even worse loosing both of her kids to kevin. She's making him look like an angle.
Get your act together girl and start making some hits, and get a stable environment for you and you 2 boys!!!!
BRITNEY WILL DIFFENTLY BE ANOTHER ANNA NICOLE BY THE END OF THE YEAR IF SHE DOESN'T STOP IT.
I CAN'T WAIT FOR THAT!!!!