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Britney Fires Her New Assistant!

Filed under: Britney Spears

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Well, this didn't last very long.

Britney Spears is looking for a new bitch!

The former pop star fired her current assistant, Shannon Funk, on Wednesday amidst rumors that Shannon was more trouble than she was worth.

Shannon lasted only about three weeks.

"Britney felt a lot of her recent troubles started and stopped with Shannon," an insider close to Spears tells Life & Style weekly. “Britney thought [Shannon] was talking badly about her. She was very rude and Britney felt she was letting business emails fall by the wayside.”

The mother of two parted ways with her former assistant, cousin Alli Sims, within the last month.

Now Britney is alone and out of control!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

Posted: July 26, 2007 at 5:28 pm


232 comments to “Britney Fires Her New Assistant!”

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  1. bayareahyphy says – reply to this


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    1111111

  2. Charlita says – reply to this


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    1st?
    !!!!

  3. La Danseuse says – reply to this


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    DAYUM! This fille is moving very fast!

  4. Charlita says – reply to this


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    dang it so close

  5. louise says – reply to this


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    britneys such a moron

  6. TB3 says – reply to this


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    FIRST MOFOS!

  7. Jamal says – reply to this


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    THATS A GOOD THING… SHe looked like trouble, and she tried to steal from the ok! shoot

  8. EM says – reply to this


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    FIRST

  9. rocky says – reply to this


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    FIRST BITCHES

  10. taylor says – reply to this


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    what a nutbag

  11. Em says – reply to this


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    LMAO!!!!!

  12. claudia says – reply to this


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    HAHA. shes so dirty loking nowadays.

  13. VCVW says – reply to this


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    who will drop dead first: Britney or Lindsay?

  14. kb says – reply to this


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    1st

  15. boo says – reply to this


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    1st hahahah

  16. Amy says – reply to this


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    Who Brit or her dirty looking assistant?

  17. jessa says – reply to this


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    for the love of god someone please help this girl!!!

  18. j says – reply to this


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    awesome

  19. liz says – reply to this


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    woow thats crazy

  20. hehehe says – reply to this


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    first

  21. mell says – reply to this


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    first

  22. Calli says – reply to this


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    Isn't Britney's sister Jamie Lynn pregnant? Thats what I heard…

  23. AsWickedx3 says – reply to this


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    Brit is her own boss… and not a very good one

  24. pinkluvv says – reply to this


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    not surprised! AT ALL!

  25. ah lou says – reply to this


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    and?

  26. dee says – reply to this


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    OMG she is a mess a total mess

  27. Princess says – reply to this


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    Well, maybe she wants to do it herself! LOL! Just like when she fired her stylist, and manager, and publicist….OH GOD!! We are in for it!! It'll be funny to watch THIS play out too like the rest of her dramatic life!

  28. kay says – reply to this


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    did BritBrit raid Brooke Hogan's closet?

    what's with the clear plastic stripper heels?

  29. Bryan's BF says – reply to this


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    When will "The View" fire the Hassel-BITCH?!!!!!!!!!!!

  30. I LIKE IT IN THE A** says – reply to this


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    I LOVE IT IN THE ASS!!! ANY TAKERS? 562/522-5861

  31. vip says – reply to this


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  32. Shandidarlington says – reply to this


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    Can someone please call the ASPCA as well as the DCFS on this tard? I'm sure both kids and that poor dog are going to be destroyed by her insanity.

  33. steph says – reply to this


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    It's always someone else's fault, huh? Man, when is she going to wake up?

  34. CELIA says – reply to this


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    I would like to become her new assistant?
    What do you have to do to be a celeb assistant?
    BRITNEY PICK ME !!
    I WANT TO BE YOUR NEW ASSISTANT.
    ME
    ME
    ME
    BRITNEY PICK ME!!!

  35. Emily says – reply to this


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    Charlita I believe you meant to say "dang it so PATHETIC"

    kthx

  36. hidEe says – reply to this


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    this may have been one good thing britney has actually done.. funk did look like she was bringing britney more trouble. britney needs more of a mentor for an assistant, not someone who is just as screwed up as she is.

  37. Nikkie says – reply to this


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    i'll work for her - just so i can TURN HER ASS AROUND! Brit - whoever you do hire make sure they're OLDER then you and someone responsible, not just another party buddy!

  38. kim says – reply to this


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    wow..she needs jesus

  39. les says – reply to this


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    Well, at least they're not Mexicans.

  40. Brock says – reply to this


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    Your spot on VCVW. I think it's a race to see can get to the gutter first Lindsey or Britney. My money is on Lindsey with Britney a couple months later.

  41. Cambel says – reply to this


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    Just curious, was it her assistants fault that she was so high, crazy, and out of it, that OK magazine is doing the unthinkable and not lying to cover up just how messed up a celeb is? These magazines have been lying for YEARS to cover up stars bad behavior, for one of them to actually be HONEST about Brittney means that she is over the top crazy…thats not her assistants fault, it's hers.

  42. whoreanus says – reply to this


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    The people in her life flow through a revolving door.

  43. Joan says – reply to this


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    Yep. A wreck. We should start calling her Amtrak.

  44. torgster says – reply to this


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    Why does this twit even need an assistant - she doesn't DO anything!

  45. karen says – reply to this


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    How does someone apply for the open position??

  46. Erika says – reply to this