Caption Me: The Beverly Hills Chicks

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Natalie Maines and Paris Hilton pose for the cameras at a Lucky magazine party, Wednesday night n LA.

[Photo via Getty Images.]

Posted: Jul 26, 2007 at 4:23 pm / Email this »

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Hannah says – reply to this

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Not much to say
Hannah says – reply to this

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i was actually first bitches
man says – reply to this

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Man, Paris looks like shit. More and more like a wax figure, every day.
Monkeycox says – reply to this

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Who is #1? Me!
Monkeycox says – reply to this

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Damn it! So close!
Marble Grapes says – reply to this

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I love Natalie but this is ridiculous. Sellout!!! She might as well have taken her pic with that tard Tobey Keith.
Silly Jill says – reply to this

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Ohhhhh…. I love the Dixie Chicks, but I'm surprised to see Natalie pose with that skank. She bashed her (and her loser counterparts, Brit and Lilo) plenty during their last concert tour, so what's with the friendly posing? A bit disappointed here.
Baron Von Hugenstein says – reply to this

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did natalie maines have her eyes done?
lisaa says – reply to this

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who is this girl? she is tyring too hard!
bre says – reply to this

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What is Natalie thinking. I can't imagine why she would even get near Paris. I hope there wasn't any 'stupid' that rubbed off on Natalie.
Brad Pitt says – reply to this

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2 OF THE UGLIEST BITCHES I HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY LIFE. I THINK I'M GONNA PUKE!
ashley mashley says – reply to this

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natalie maines is a piece of shiznit.
Pickles says – reply to this

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Is that the Bitch from the Dixie chicks?
Parasite Hilton says – reply to this

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I wonder if she's ashamed that Paris is from the United States!?!?
Silly Jill says – reply to this

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Ha, Marble Grapes - your echoed my sentiments right before me. I agree - what a sellout!
james yu says – reply to this

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natalie looks a lot like axel rose during his comback going no where stage…and paris looks like she has a lazy eye thing going on!

talk about bad angles!
HD says – reply to this

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What's up with Paris's crazy eye?
shelly says – reply to this

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Big mouth Bitch and ex-con slut
blah says – reply to this

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well yout not your #2
.... says – reply to this

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woo go paris hilton
Plum says – reply to this

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some people are doing anything for attetion these days. for ex.- natalie maine
sweetass says – reply to this

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wonk
trui says – reply to this

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12
ph says – reply to this

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way to go ms hilton….sticking to your words of working to clear your image…you f'ing looser.
Sammi says – reply to this

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Wow..
divabunny says – reply to this

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paris looks like she gained 20lbs overnight!!! did she stuff her little dogs down her pants?
alison says – reply to this

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natalie maines=big fat traitor to the USA. gets no respect with audiences any more. Loser
smorf says – reply to this

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looks like they are doing the chicken dance
Michelle says – reply to this

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Meh…..
BILL says – reply to this

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paris is so freaking beautiful… you should have stories & pics of her more often!!
Luther says – reply to this

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"Our roots, our roots, our roots is on fire!"
FOXOX says – reply to this

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Natalie Yuck…Paris Pretty! )
Emily says – reply to this

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Paris really isn't that attractive when you think about it.
samantha says – reply to this

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AW I WANNA BE FIRST so silly.
ko says – reply to this

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Paris is dating Cisco Adler. You KNOW Perez won't report on it. go to www.hollywoodheathens.com to get the new about it.

www.hollywoodheathens.com
bayareahyphy says – reply to this

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atleast shes hanging out with a good head on her shoulders
BxBabe says – reply to this

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EVERYONE WAS SOOOOOO OUTRAGED AT LAURYN HILL..BUT PARIS CALLS PEOPLE N**ER AND SHE STILL EMBRACED.
Emily says – reply to this

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And posing with Natalie "the sellout" Maines?? Isn't Paris supposed to be working on cleaning up her image???
9 Inches of Pain says – reply to this

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I love how some moron posted "who is that girl" That's what celebrity is today. Natalie Maines is actually insanely talented, has sold millions of albums and has ACHEIVED things in her life. She's standing next to some fucktard who is famous for being a fucktard, and this douchbag doesnt know who she is. Go back to reading US magazine.
Mr. Hilton says – reply to this

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PEREZ!!! take this pic. down..look how f***d up Paris' eyes look..thats not cool
STL says – reply to this

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Natalie!!! Step away NOW before your brain cells are diminished by the very presence of one so vacuous.

Natalie is a brave chick. I'm a fan.
Allison says – reply to this

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Natalie Maines is a LOSER!! She looks like a horse next to Paris.
mep517 says – reply to this

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I didn't think anything Natalie did could disappoint me — until now. This sucks. I'm not ready to make nice, dumb ho.
Apache WOman says – reply to this

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SELLOUT!!!!
bxbabe says – reply to this

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YOu hate president bush but love PARIS? natlie you poor stump of a woman
LISA W A LIL L says – reply to this

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***********************************************
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NATALIE MAINES IS A WHINY, CHUBBY ASS MOUTH

& SO SICK OF PARIS NOW- PEREZ- SHE HATES GAYS ANYWAYS SO WHY DO YOU KEEP POSTING PICS FOR THIS MEDIA HO?

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JO says – reply to this

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WOW .. NATALIE LOOKS BUSTED.
Apache princess says – reply to this

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sellout!!
bxbabe says – reply to this

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EVERYONE IS SOOOO OUTRAGES ABOUT LAURYN HILLS BIGOTRY BUT PARIS USES THE N WORD AND OTHER SLURS AND STILL GETS EMBRACED. …..
Roger says – reply to this

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Natalie: "Turns out I actually am ready to make nice."
ugh* says – reply to this

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why does paris' left eye looks deformed?
Roger says – reply to this

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Natalie: I actually am ready to make nice.
Paris: You remind me of carbs.
bmazz says – reply to this

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Ugh. I can't decide whats worse Paris Hilton's reinvention after jail or the shitfest of stupid music that is the dixie chicks. I have a feeling it's the latter.
jen says – reply to this

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is this an example of paris's wonky eye? i never noticed it before
Peanut Butter says – reply to this

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…dissapointing…
Kay Kay says – reply to this

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AM I THE ONLY PERSON WHO NOTICES THAT NATALIE HAS NOOOOO NECK?!
Amanda says – reply to this

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One who stands up for herself and one who lays down for anyone.
liza says – reply to this

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Dumb and Dumbest???
uh huh says – reply to this

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that chick has absolutely no neck. poor thing.
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Paris Hiltons aura turns cute girls ugly… don't stand too close!!

PS although she DID diss her, I wouldn't want to remain on Paris' bad side either! Besides Paris can't read, she probably has no idea Nat dissed her…
Christine says – reply to this

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WHO THE HELL IS NATALIE MAINES???????????????
She definately looks uncomfortable posing. Looks like a cheeseball to me.
a Fan-tom of this opera says – reply to this

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Paris may be many things but she sure is smart & has class. She knows when to high-tail it out of lifestyles and played-out trends. That's how one can tell old money from new money. example: Lindsay & Brittany
sweet1 says – reply to this

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No Neck Natalie
Miss Scarlett says – reply to this

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two dumb bitches
hidEe says – reply to this

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paris looks good as always, wish i could say the same for the winch next to her.
LAuren says – reply to this

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Natalie is trying to hard in this picture. Look at her face it looks akward!!
Stephanie says – reply to this

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And by the way, paris' eyes ARE fucked up… its not just this pic… www.thesuperficial.com has a story about her f'd up eyes…
D says – reply to this

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and thats what paris is going to look like in 15 years…
Lauren Spell says – reply to this

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is that a dixie chic i hate those bitches
lily_69 says – reply to this

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wow paris! i haven't heard about her in a long time…
Gwen says – reply to this

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This post is made of lolz. Natalie is such white trash. She always looks like a bratty kid ready to kick someone in the leg if she doesn't get her way.
florida sandy says – reply to this

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i thought that was paris mom. natalie looks really bad there, and fatter
London the Chihuahua says – reply to this

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Nice to see Paris brought her boss eye along for the show. Beverly Hills Cunts is more like it.
Marble Grapes says – reply to this

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Hey paging #64 Fantom of the opera……….Paris is not old money. Look it up….ass.
Brandy says – reply to this

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Careful Natalie, she'll blow the stupid right into you…you know how she loves blow!
Claire says – reply to this

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I love pics that show off Paris' fucked-up eyes. SEXY! *puke*
muffin? says – reply to this

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They both look like shit in this picture. I have to say, Paris usually looks flawless when she gets her picture taken. Even her mug shot was better than this.

BTW, when is she going to stop acting stupid and save the world like she promised when she got out of jail?
sima says – reply to this

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I LOOOOVE YOUUUUUU NATALIE MAINES!!!!!! YOU ARE GODDDD!!!! SHES THE FUNNIEST/ TALENTED PERSON IN THE WHOLE MUNDO!!!!
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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NATALIE : "Don't give George Bush
a third term in office!"
PARIS : "Who is George Bush?"
Rash Manly therashreport.com
Monkeycox says – reply to this

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Perez, you should file this one under "who gives a shit?"
rob st rob says – reply to this

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and…. paris your so over.
Whitney says – reply to this

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What is Natalie Maines doing with Paris? Thats a wierd pair. Please tell me we're not going to start seeing Natalies coochie flashing all over town. I am/was a Dixie Chick fan!
shauna says – reply to this

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WHAT THE HELL is Paris doing with her???? Ew. minus points for you, PH.
I says – reply to this

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More like "Fatalie"!
Janice says – reply to this

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"we are so skinny we look like one person with two heads"
Marcel says – reply to this

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Again, this should be under easily offended. Hilton looks like a giraffe next to that girl who has no neck.
a Fan-tom of this opera says – reply to this

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To Marble Grapes: Bitter because your balls are so small?
Zulu Warrior, bitches says – reply to this

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#28 - I am so happy someone else caught that. And what, no one followed up with a joke about Paris scrounging around in a dirty lot, eating rocks and chasing cock? C'mon, we're all thinking it.
erin says – reply to this

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anyone else find this awkard?
Christine says – reply to this

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traitors and ex-cons unite!
bongo says – reply to this

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The Dixie Clits
christine says – reply to this

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traitors and excons unite!
Lori says – reply to this

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I sure do love Natalie and the Dixie Chicks, but someone should warn her not to stand to close to Paris!
courtney says – reply to this

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it looks like one of paris' blue contacts has fallen out of her eye..
JEEZUS H says – reply to this

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LMFAO @ the TRAITOR posing with PARIS
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Kramer says – reply to this

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Chicks? Looks more like a pair of hens. Was that shot taken in a barn?
Franklin says – reply to this

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Oh god, not Natalie. She's too cool to be in a picture with Paris Hilton!
Ugh says – reply to this

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Standing next to Paris makes Natalie look short, fat and ugly - oh wait..she is short, fat and ugly and a traitor. Leave the USA bitch.
Caption Me says – reply to this

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Ouch!

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