Don't Believe It

Remember Frederic von Anhalt?
The "Prince" that is married to Zsa Zsa Gabor and a few months back claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is trying to create headlines again. This time he's claiming that he was robbed at gunpoint by three women on Thursday morning.
It gets better!
The "Prince" personally rang up Entertainment Tonight to personally tell them about his embarrassing ordeal.
Driving down Bellagio Road off Sunset Boulevard, Von Anhalt tells ET that he was forced off the road by another car carrying three women and robbed at gunpoint.
He also says he was stripped of all his possessions - including the clothes he was wearing - and handcuffed to the steering wheel. NAKED!
Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.
We gotta give it to this looney. He sure is creative!
The LAPD are currently "investigating" the "situation."














































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I heard Liars catch on Fire…He must be burning…..
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what a loser.
whatevs…
whatevs… who?
sucks for him.
crazy!!
aye aye aye!
what a looooser
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I hear Liars pants catch on fire…He must be BURNING!
BLAH BLAH BLAH…B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!
I am the Daddy.
SOMEBODY SHOULD SHOOT THIS GUY SO HE LEANS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!
He's an attention hoor
lame.
love you perez!!!
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Liar, Liar, Pants on FIRE..THE GUY LIES>>>What should Happen to him????????
And we care because???
A pathetic, desperate attempt at attention. Perhaps he's trying to test how dumb we are… with all the hollywood tarts getting into trouble and giving lame excuses, they're getting headlines.
why is perez so fat and disgusting?? he looks like he smells of aged cheese. you know for sure that chub has fat cheesies underneath his fat flaps. ugh, preze your next, “if you are easily offended” posts should all be of ur skanky ass, im serious.
It must be a slow news day. Hasn't Lindsay killed herself yet.
so granddaddy likes a little nookie nookie in the car
They NEED to investigate this guys MENTAL STATE!! Hellooooooooo! We have a psycho here!!
this is the kind of person that drug users attract. he is so dispicable.
well….he should be robbed..stating that he tried to rob anna nicole of her digitiny!
Let me guess, he was robbed at gunpoint by 3 women who took his sperm and are now claiming he is their babydaddy??
someone should deport this EURO TRASH back to the land of Euros….
a fame whore.
fame whore.
is he still married?
Reality Check. It was most likely 3 Asian Boys he picked up in the hot tub at the West Hollywood 17 hour fitness.
HELLOOO!!!!! HE'S A FAAAAAG!!! He cruises the 24 fitness and the starbuck across the street on Santa Monica Blvd lookin for cock. I'm sure the perpetrator was a dude who handcuffed his stoopid punk ass.
I think he got ET's phone number mixed up with Dial-a-Porn and divulged his deepest, darkest fantasy.
well at least lindsey has an iron clad alibi on this one
What a LOSER! Attention whore attention whore!!!!!!
That old fag?
Yeah, and then they started to disrobe and pole dance around him, and they all had bleach blond hair, fake tans and big boobs…. This guy needs to keep his sexual fantasies to himself.
Check under his foreskin for fingerprints
Hmmm…could it be that he hired a hooker who did him wrong? That would explain being naked, handcuffed to the steering wheel and broke. How else would he explain it to Zsa Zsa?
*shudders* Besides…if I were to rob him, I would definitly NOT ask him to get naked…ICK.
Dear Penthouse,
I never thought it would happen to me……..
HE WAS OUT WHORING
It's true,I saw it -it was Lindsey,Paris and Britney!
It's true-I saw it-The 3 girls were Lindsey,Paris and Britney
HE WISHES! HAHA, WHAT A DIMENTED PIECE OF WORK. YEAH AS IF 3 WOMEN HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN ROB AN OLD LOSER DUFUS HEAD LIKE HIM. GREAT IMAGINATION….
MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA….PEREZ, I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD WITH THIS ONE…..ITS HALARIOUS.
JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL FROM SOMEONE, THEN THEIR THEY GO AGAIN. THIS DUDE CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!! CAN'T WAIT TO READ THESE POSTS. HANDCUFFED NAKED TO YOUR STEERING WHEEL??? BET HE GOT ROLLED BY SOME HO'S. HAHAHA??? SOUNDS SKETCHY TO ME.
Sounds like a kinky sex game gone wrong. Does anyone know where George Michael was at the time?
—Just starving for attention. Poor guy. Zsa Zsa just give this guy some luvin!!!
BAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, THAT'S EFFING FUNNY! Thanx for that Mario!
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Thank you Perez!……………….that is sooo funny…………hahahahahahahahhaha you made my day!
Poor Za Za needs to throw his ass out.
Perez this guy must be broke! Looking for a movie deal or trying to become important in H-Town by any means neccessary!
But, how did he get out of the handcuffs? Did someone call the police…? And wouldn't there then be a police report…? Seems fishy…
He totally inhaled!! Now I know who did Anna's clown makeup.
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I read about him on wikipedia and it says that he is not a real prince. His biological family paid a real princess a lot of money to adopt him. What a joke!
alien abduction
Ok, It was Lilo and her two Buddies, Lilo took his pants (which happened to have coke in the pocket)
Sounds like Prince VonAsshatt is off the wall. Next thing he will be claiming to be Britneys new baby daddy. UGH good thing ZaaZaa is a veggie she doesnt know what a laughing stock he is makin of himself and the good VonAsshatt name….. N O T
Maybe Lindsay Lohan and Brittney Spears were 2 of the 3 females involved?
Dude got rolled by a hooker. Plain & simple.
Why? Why?
Cause you people give him Press, Press……..
he also likes to cruise guys in the steam room at Crunch fitness on sunset and cresant heights
This guys a freak. Loves to play in the steam room and jacuzzi at the West Hollywood 24 Hour Fitness stuffing his fat ass in tight speedos. Likes the boys young.
ok yeah hes a fag, but there is witnesses. i live in bel air and i heard my parents talking about this. people saw what happened but when they saw the guns they ran. this really did happen to him. hes stupid and he lied about the anna nicole thing but this is true, i mean my parents know for a fact!
i think hes charming and funny. i really like him, but i can never believe a word out of his mouth. sometimes hes great, but he lies about just about everything…
well, he's indeed a prince! he decends from a german royal family.
Ask yourself "Who the Fuck is this Asshole????"
Lmao the fact he called ET to tell them himself gives the lie away. Haha its probably his fantasy to be robbed of everything down to his clothes by three women. Did he leave out the part in this fantasy where they rape him too? lol
Hey Perez is he broke or something? Trying to get PR for himself. Is he looking for a reality show to do? My any means necessary even if it is made up!
i was down the road off of bellagio when this happened. the police closed the road entirely coming from the west and east ends of bellagio and there were helicopters swirling overhead for at least an hour. it was ridiculous. we were told by a photographer that the "prince" had been "chained naked to his car." nuts. that guy needs medication.
I feel sorry for the officer that had to show up to see this i bet thats more bad then seeing a dead anna
There was no way he use to hook up with Anna Nicole… Cuz he's gay. I should know, i use to have sex with him in his cheesy shag carpeted guest room.
He has quite the imagination.
its fuckin tru you bastards, i just read it in the newspaper an they even had pictures of him sitting naked in his rolls with his hands cuffed to his steering wheel an a little gay cock which not even perez would like…
This guy is definitely looking for press…probably something that makes him a victim we can sympathize because he will surely be seen as the thief / bad guy in the trial between him and Francesca Hilton (Zsa Zsa's sometimes loopy daughter, and sometimes looking older and more haggard than her Mom!).
Besides, from what I was told, "all those who know the Prinz well know that he prefers chicken…chicken with cocks, that is."
Someone should hide out at The Abbey, Rage and Mickey's for this closet Queen!
it would be fun to out him. but its impossible… he hides it too well. like he can prove that people just talk. basically we all know what we know, but hes going to lie. i wish someone had some damn pictures this would be funny as hell!!!!!
hes not gay hes bi. actually hes just so horny and loves sex so much he would fuck anyone. girls or guys. hes actually pretty nice to be around but very flirty! hes funny and isnt afraid to laugh at himself. no doubt in my mind that he made this up. but i just want everyone to know that hes not "gay" per say… he would just fuck anyone.
Something tells me the "robbers" were probably hookers. He is a dirty old man. Poor Zsa Zsa, too old and busted to find herself another man. He is such a sleaze.
sounds like the PURRFECT next boyfriend for…REICHEN.
Hey Daddy…let's go for a ride!!! Woof.
Maybe they'll let Zsa Zsa watch.
Please, please….will someone gag him and pour superglue down the front of his Depends!!!!
I saw a pic of him naked in his car from this incident yesterday on the web and now I can't find it, please Perez help a girl out!