Don't Believe It

Filed under: Wacky, Tacky & True

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Remember Frederic von Anhalt?

The "Prince" that is married to Zsa Zsa Gabor and a few months back claimed to be the father of Anna Nicole Smith's baby is trying to create headlines again. This time he's claiming that he was robbed at gunpoint by three women on Thursday morning.

It gets better!

The "Prince" personally rang up Entertainment Tonight to personally tell them about his embarrassing ordeal.

Driving down Bellagio Road off Sunset Boulevard, Von Anhalt tells ET that he was forced off the road by another car carrying three women and robbed at gunpoint.

He also says he was stripped of all his possessions - including the clothes he was wearing - and handcuffed to the steering wheel. NAKED!

Ha. Ha. Ha. Ha.

We gotta give it to this looney. He sure is creative!

The LAPD are currently "investigating" the "situation."

    Posted: Jul 26, 2007 at 2:22 pm / Email this  »

    85 comments to “Don't Believe It”

    1. mimi says – reply to this


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      soooooooooo

    2. Howard Stern says – reply to this


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      First

    3. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I heard Liars catch on Fire…He must be burning…..

    4. que??? says – reply to this


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      1st

    5. D says – reply to this


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      1st

    6. Amandaaa says – reply to this


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      what a loser.

    7. yo mama says – reply to this


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      whatevs…

    8. yo mama says – reply to this


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      whatevs… who?

    9. the mexican says – reply to this


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      sucks for him.

      crazy!!

      aye aye aye!

    10. assmaster says – reply to this


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      what a looooser

    11. hjhgjh says – reply to this


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      1

    12. Lisa says – reply to this


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      I hear Liars pants catch on fire…He must be BURNING!

    13. ARGGGG says – reply to this


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      BLAH BLAH BLAH…B-O-R-I-N-G!!!!

    14. BizziBee says – reply to this


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      I am the Daddy.

    15. Karin Buckland says – reply to this


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      SOMEBODY SHOULD SHOOT THIS GUY SO HE LEANS TO SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!

    16. Rebel says – reply to this


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      He's an attention hoor

    17. Miss .V. says – reply to this


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      lame.

      love you perez!!!

      .v. =)

    18. sdfg says – reply to this


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      1st

    19. asdf says – reply to this


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      first

    20. Lisa says – reply to this


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      Liar, Liar, Pants on FIRE..THE GUY LIES>>>What should Happen to him????????

    21. WTF says – reply to this


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      And we care because???

    22. Christine says – reply to this


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      A pathetic, desperate attempt at attention. Perhaps he's trying to test how dumb we are… with all the hollywood tarts getting into trouble and giving lame excuses, they're getting headlines.

    23. tara88 says – reply to this


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      why is perez so fat and disgusting?? he looks like he smells of aged cheese. you know for sure that chub has fat cheesies underneath his fat flaps. ugh, preze your next, “if you are easily offended” posts should all be of ur skanky ass, im serious.

    24. Big Boi Heavy D says – reply to this


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      It must be a slow news day. Hasn't Lindsay killed herself yet.

    25. Clover says – reply to this


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      so granddaddy likes a little nookie nookie in the car

    26. Dee Cortez says – reply to this


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      They NEED to investigate this guys MENTAL STATE!! Hellooooooooo! We have a psycho here!!

    27. jen says – reply to this


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      this is the kind of person that drug users attract. he is so dispicable.

    28. ms. sugar walls says – reply to this


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      well….he should be robbed..stating that he tried to rob anna nicole of her digitiny!

    29. Wendis says – reply to this


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      Let me guess, he was robbed at gunpoint by 3 women who took his sperm and are now claiming he is their babydaddy??

    30. moody biatchhhh says – reply to this


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      someone should deport this EURO TRASH back to the land of Euros….

    31. dora,greece says – reply to this


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      a fame whore.

    32. dora,greece says – reply to this


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      fame whore.

    33. is? says – reply to this


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      is he still married?

    34. WeHo Starbucks Boys says – reply to this


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      Reality Check. It was most likely 3 Asian Boys he picked up in the hot tub at the West Hollywood 17 hour fitness.

    35. JiggyBitch says – reply to this


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      HELLOOO!!!!! HE'S A FAAAAAG!!! He cruises the 24 fitness and the starbuck across the street on Santa Monica Blvd lookin for cock. I'm sure the perpetrator was a dude who handcuffed his stoopid punk ass.

    36. bonbon66 says – reply to this


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      I think he got ET's phone number mixed up with Dial-a-Porn and divulged his deepest, darkest fantasy.

    37. skyz says – reply to this


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      well at least lindsey has an iron clad alibi on this one

    38. Jeff's wife says – reply to this


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      What a LOSER! Attention whore attention whore!!!!!!

    39. GM says – reply to this


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      That old fag?

    40. stick says – reply to this


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      Yeah, and then they started to disrobe and pole dance around him, and they all had bleach blond hair, fake tans and big boobs…. This guy needs to keep his sexual fantasies to himself.

    41. Fitz says – reply to this


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      Check under his foreskin for fingerprints

    42. K says – reply to this


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      Hmmm…could it be that he hired a hooker who did him wrong? That would explain being naked, handcuffed to the steering wheel and broke. How else would he explain it to Zsa Zsa?

      *shudders* Besides…if I were to rob him, I would definitly NOT ask him to get naked…ICK.

    43. dear Penthouse says – reply to this


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      Dear Penthouse,
      I never thought it would happen to me……..

    44. dimples says – reply to this


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      HE WAS OUT WHORING

    45. md. says – reply to this


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      It's true,I saw it -it was Lindsey,Paris and Britney!

    46. Md.123 says – reply to this


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      It's true-I saw it-The 3 girls were Lindsey,Paris and Britney

    47. nikki says – reply to this


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      HE WISHES! HAHA, WHAT A DIMENTED PIECE OF WORK. YEAH AS IF 3 WOMEN HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO THAN ROB AN OLD LOSER DUFUS HEAD LIKE HIM. GREAT IMAGINATION….

    48. Nuni says – reply to this


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      MUAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA….PEREZ, I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD WITH THIS ONE…..ITS HALARIOUS.

    49. blondeskinnyjanie says – reply to this


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      JUST WHEN YOU THINK YOU'VE SEEN IT ALL FROM SOMEONE, THEN THEIR THEY GO AGAIN. THIS DUDE CAN'T GET ANY WORSE!!!!! CAN'T WAIT TO READ THESE POSTS. HANDCUFFED NAKED TO YOUR STEERING WHEEL??? BET HE GOT ROLLED BY SOME HO'S. HAHAHA??? SOUNDS SKETCHY TO ME.

    50. Ducky says – reply to this


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      Sounds like a kinky sex game gone wrong. Does anyone know where George Michael was at the time?

    51. carol says – reply to this


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      —Just starving for attention. Poor guy. Zsa Zsa just give this guy some luvin!!!

    52. Dollea says – reply to this


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      BAAAAAAAAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now, THAT'S EFFING FUNNY! Thanx for that Mario!

    53. Kyekyekie says – reply to this


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      cry wolf

    54. Janice says – reply to this


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      Thank you Perez!……………….that is sooo funny…………hahahahahahahahhaha you made my day!
      Poor Za Za needs to throw his ass out.

    55. SirStep says – reply to this


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      Perez this guy must be broke! Looking for a movie deal or trying to become important in H-Town by any means neccessary!

    56. jizzay says – reply to this


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      But, how did he get out of the handcuffs? Did someone call the police…? And wouldn't there then be a police report…? Seems fishy…

    57. chinagirl1 says – reply to this


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      He totally inhaled!! Now I know who did Anna's clown makeup.

    58. vip says – reply to this


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    59. Brittany says – reply to this


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      I read about him on wikipedia and it says that he is not a real prince. His biological family paid a real princess a lot of money to adopt him. What a joke!

    60. max says – reply to this


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      alien abduction

    61. ohcomeon says – reply to this


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      Ok, It was Lilo and her two Buddies, Lilo took his pants (which happened to have coke in the pocket)

    62. katarina says – reply to this


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      Sounds like Prince VonAsshatt is off the wall. Next thing he will be claiming to be Britneys new baby daddy. UGH good thing ZaaZaa is a veggie she doesnt know what a laughing stock he is makin of himself and the good VonAsshatt name….. N O T

    63. wtf says – reply to this


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      Maybe Lindsay Lohan and Brittney Spears were 2 of the 3 females involved?

    64. Mad Cat says – reply to this


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      Dude got rolled by a hooker. Plain & simple.

    65. Lola says – reply to this


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      Why? Why?

      Cause you people give him Press, Press……..

    66. anonymos says – reply to this


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      he also likes to cruise guys in the steam room at Crunch fitness on sunset and cresant heights

    67. richard says – reply to this


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      This guys a freak. Loves to play in the steam room and jacuzzi at the West Hollywood 24 Hour Fitness stuffing his fat ass in tight speedos. Likes the boys young.

    68. jesse says – reply to this


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      ok yeah hes a fag, but there is witnesses. i live in bel air and i heard my parents talking about this. people saw what happened but when they saw the guns they ran. this really did happen to him. hes stupid and he lied about the anna nicole thing but this is true, i mean my parents know for a fact!

    69. victoria says – reply to this


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      i think hes charming and funny. i really like him, but i can never believe a word out of his mouth. sometimes hes great, but he lies about just about everything…

    70. Rina says – reply to this


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      well, he's indeed a prince! he decends from a german royal family.

    71. Lance says – reply to this


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      Ask yourself "Who the Fuck is this Asshole????"

    72. BiggaB says – reply to this


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      Lmao the fact he called ET to tell them himself gives the lie away. Haha its probably his fantasy to be robbed of everything down to his clothes by three women. Did he leave out the part in this fantasy where they rape him too? lol

    73. SirStep says – reply to this


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      Hey Perez is he broke or something? Trying to get PR for himself. Is he looking for a reality show to do? My any means necessary even if it is made up!

    74. elisabeth says – reply to this


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      i was down the road off of bellagio when this happened. the police closed the road entirely coming from the west and east ends of bellagio and there were helicopters swirling overhead for at least an hour. it was ridiculous. we were told by a photographer that the "prince" had been "chained naked to his car." nuts. that guy needs medication.

    75. perez boi says – reply to this


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      I feel sorry for the officer that had to show up to see this i bet thats more bad then seeing a dead anna

    76. RAra says – reply to this


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      There was no way he use to hook up with Anna Nicole… Cuz he's gay. I should know, i use to have sex with him in his cheesy shag carpeted guest room.

    77. Cece says – reply to this


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      He has quite the imagination.

    78. Freakin' Tru says – reply to this


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      its fuckin tru you bastards, i just read it in the newspaper an they even had pictures of him sitting naked in his rolls with his hands cuffed to his steering wheel an a little gay cock which not even perez would like…

    79. gaydar says – reply to this


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      This guy is definitely looking for press…probably something that makes him a victim we can sympathize because he will surely be seen as the thief / bad guy in the trial between him and Francesca Hilton (Zsa Zsa's sometimes loopy daughter, and sometimes looking older and more haggard than her Mom!).

      Besides, from what I was told, "all those who know the Prinz well know that he prefers chicken…chicken with cocks, that is."

      Someone should hide out at The Abbey, Rage and Mickey's for this closet Queen!

    80. lisa says – reply to this


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      it would be fun to out him. but its impossible… he hides it too well. like he can prove that people just talk. basically we all know what we know, but hes going to lie. i wish someone had some damn pictures this would be funny as hell!!!!!

    81. aaamandamandamanda says – reply to this


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      hes not gay hes bi. actually hes just so horny and loves sex so much he would fuck anyone. girls or guys. hes actually pretty nice to be around but very flirty! hes funny and isnt afraid to laugh at himself. no doubt in my mind that he made this up. but i just want everyone to know that hes not "gay" per say… he would just fuck anyone.

    82. Ryan says – reply to this


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      Something tells me the "robbers" were probably hookers. He is a dirty old man. Poor Zsa Zsa, too old and busted to find herself another man. He is such a sleaze.

    83. Adam4Adam says – reply to this


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      sounds like the PURRFECT next boyfriend for…REICHEN.

      Hey Daddy…let's go for a ride!!! Woof.

      Maybe they'll let Zsa Zsa watch.

    84. Dennis says – reply to this


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      Please, please….will someone gag him and pour superglue down the front of his Depends!!!!

    85. Stacie says – reply to this


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      I saw a pic of him naked in his car from this incident yesterday on the web and now I can't find it, please Perez help a girl out!