Hey Britney….

Filed under: Britney Spears

We hear you are looking for a new assistant.

How does Perez apply for the job????

Seriously! We could help you out. Big time!

Posted: Jul 26, 2007 at 7:49 pm / Email this »

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244 comments to “Hey Britney….”

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Sara says – reply to this

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Maybe her wigs are on too tight and affecting her brain waves.
Barbara says – reply to this

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beetle-brit got kickd out f her vegas hotel. she also got told to birng the kids c to cal cuz she dint have permission to take them out of state.go to US mag
PARIS says – reply to this

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PEREZ WOULD PROBABLY BE THE WORST ASSISTANT EVER!
LISA W A LIL L says – reply to this

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PEREZ,
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT? YOU'RE A BIGGER CELEB THAN HER NOW- SHE SHOULD WORK FOR YOU!!
EP says – reply to this

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If you ever get hired, do one thing for me. Teach Britney how to dress. Tyvm
Ryan says – reply to this

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Genius!!!!! DO IT, DO IT, DO IT!
Ms. says – reply to this

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THERE IS A RUMOR
THAT Ms. SPEARS IS LOOKING FOR A NEW FULL TIME PERSONAL ASSISTANT !!!

A position for a personal assisant to assist Ms. Spears in daily
phone calls and arrangment of appointments.

criteria of suitable persons
.
must be of age 35 -45
persons with family strongly encouraged to apply
must have a police clearance
must sign confidential clause
a stong character
a professional approch
all AUSTRALIAN applicants most welcome

CURRENT PERSONAL ASSITANT IS OF CASUAL BASIS AND HAS PRIOR COMMITMENTS ,,, THE NEW POSITION IS OF PERMINANT STATUS AND SUBJECT TO CONTRACT BASIS
Vero says – reply to this

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Perez you fatass!! why dont you put animated pictures of yourself as you really are! totally FUG you bitch
Kellayyy says – reply to this

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DU IT
DU IT
DU IT
DU IT
PEREZ you rock
Paul says – reply to this

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i LOVE the pun in #1's comment….props jeena
Like OMG says – reply to this

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Like OMG you totally would be qualified for the job. Cuz' your smart and us celebrities are stupid.

Wait, isnt that what you want to be Perez?
Poeta says – reply to this

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The only person that can help Britney is herself.

GET HELP WOMAN before you loose everything you have!
nanii says – reply to this

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hahahahahaha. perez and britney together..! wow cool. love ya britney
oliver says – reply to this

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Love ya, Perez, on most days. But the though of you frolicking around in the ocean wearing a pink bra and see-through panties is A LITTLE frightening!
mEmO_89 says – reply to this

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yes perez, applly the job
inadee says – reply to this

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that would be amazin'!
shane says – reply to this

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i was gonna comment and say i think the people who comment to hate on him and the ones who comment to defend are equally stupid to me because they're wasting time commenting. then i realized i'd have to comment to say this. now i just feel silly.
Tina says – reply to this

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Love Paris Hilton, Perez?
korndawg73@yahoo.com says – reply to this

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Hears open two, they say they say teenages scare the living shit out me…..they can care less as long as someone will bleed.
Grandpa Munster says – reply to this

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Perez, why on earth would you lower yourself to assist that low life excuse for a human??? You're MUCH better than that!!!!
JP says – reply to this

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She needs a gay man to help her get her s*** together!!! I would volunteer gladly. She's gotten to far to flush that career down the toilet…
NO COMMENT says – reply to this

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If my assistant forgot to put underwear on me ,I'd fire her ass too !
B says – reply to this

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Post up info on how to apply already!
b says – reply to this

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Post the info on how to apply already!
rachel says – reply to this

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that is the best idea EVER! its not like Perez is unqualified, he WAS a publicist…. come on britney, you know it's a good idea
steph says – reply to this

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I WANT MORE CRAZY!!!!
Britty says – reply to this

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NO NO, I want the job.. maybe I could help her be normal again!
saudi Guy says – reply to this

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245th!!! WOOOHOOOO!!! BRITNEY, U KNOW HE's THE BEST!!
U CANT GO WRONG WITH THIS!! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sinead says – reply to this

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Ya'll are crazy if you think for one minute Perez would do it to "help" her …lol..
sarh says – reply to this

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What about a britney reality show..the next assistant.. shit if paula can have a show why nto crazy britney
heathen says – reply to this

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What the hell! I am jonesin' over here!!!! No NEW Perez news allllll morning long! Wait! I feel a tear.
mr. Picklefeather says – reply to this

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Where's a new post? Has Perez been arrested or sued? I'm concerned. I need a new post NOW!!!
Heatherette says – reply to this

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Hey Perez! I heard Britney's sister, Jamie Lynn, is pregnant!

Someone's looking for attention!
electric blogarella says – reply to this

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I don't why Perez hasn't posted this yet, but the "real" story about Lindsay's car chase is out. Read all about it at www.electricblogarella.com
LAST says – reply to this

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Gammaz says – reply to this

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Perez if you can multi-task, and it looks like you can, you should join the Lohan team and whip them all into shape.
JessicA says – reply to this

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Perez…. DO YOU SERIOUSLY WANT TO BE HER ASSISTANT?????
Please do not restort to a coke head! She's not worth it, let her suffer in the pain of being a screw up in hollywood
lillieC says – reply to this

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ooo - perez. that would be absolutely fabulous. imagine all the fun things you would be privy to - then tell us.
Tanya says – reply to this

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I will take the job! And tell her to let her kids be with daddy until she straightens her shit out. Maybe some alone time to grow up will help her..I mean hell look at Christina A. she was fucked up…went away in her own little room for god knows how long..and came back bigger than ever!
Nicole says – reply to this

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I WANT THE JOB!!! I LOVE BRITNEY
rnetco-d says – reply to this

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I will love to be your assistance. I am a trustworthy, mother of 2 who will be a loyal assistance. I don't need fame or notority. Contact Perez Hilton, he will give you my contact information.

Take care of the gorgeous little boys. xoxoxo
Michelle says – reply to this

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I would LOVE to be Britneys assistant!!!! How do you apply for this??? I LOVE her music and am pulling BIGTIME for a comeback from her. I would love to give her fashion advice, help her with her hair or at least pick out a new wig that looks real and great on her and workout with her to get her amazing body back!!! Not to mention help take care of her adorable little boys!!! BRITNEY OF YOUR READING THIS - EMAIL ME AND I WILL HELP YOU GET YOUR LIFE BACK IN ORDER SO THAT YOU CAN MAKE SOME NEW AMAZING, AMAZING HITS!!!!
I am 25 years old with the same body type as Britney and I love the gal!
happie says – reply to this

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sure thats like asking the damn wolf to a lambs lunch! ANYTHING she says, does, thinks or feels will be distorted, distressed and totally displayed to the highest bidder with perez anywhere close.
Bianca La Greca says – reply to this

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Hi!

I'm from Brazil. I think you should work with Brit.It 'll be cool n' your like will be so insane for a while.

**Grins***

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