Keep It In The Closet
Filed under: Music Minute
Whether you like it or not…..
R. Kelly is coming out with new installments of Trapped In The Closet!
Ten new installments of the lothario's opus will be released on DVD August 21st.
That midget better be back!
[Image via Mavrix Online.]
Posted: July 26, 2007 at 10:25 am
saaana sa
sanaaasaaa
NOOO!! whhhyyy????????
Scary icky man.
you are a nut!
Perezzzz! nice to see you back!
Woof. I don't like it.
I love you Perez.
I'm addicted.
shit … not the first
1st
i hope ur jokin perez lol !!
thats whats up
Why is the pedo still allowed make music?
yup…sounds about right
trapped in the closet is farkin hilarious…classic comedy, if you don't like it you can go back to that fucking ping pong song with that whore singer who i would like to cook over a spit roast…ehhh no seriousley i really hate that 'a song about ping pong' song, it's easily the stupidest non-funny 'we want bash' corporate sellout song of the sentury, why oh why…it's just a terrible song…it doesn't compare to that artistic heights…such lofty heights of trapped in the closet…ffs there is a midget! OMG OMG…i'm so freaking bored
When is this guy going to trial?
Shouldnt he be in jail by now?
told you guys i didnt have anything better to do. didnt I
Everytime he's mentioned, I think of golden showers and kiddie porn.
Eww.
I agree..it is comedy… does R think this is serious stuff, ha ha ha!
I have watched the whole "opus" on VH1-seriously hilarious!
I hope he has a whole series of other "Trapped in…." videos… make it like a Harry Potter type phenomenon… "Trapped in the Crawl Space" "Trapped in the Garage" "Trapped in the Bathroom" ha ha ha!
THANK GOODNESS! Kells is the man! I don't believe for one minute that was him..on that video tape! THE WORLD IS FULL OF IMPOSTERS! I LOVE YOU R.KELLY! I will keep supporting you…..baby!
THIS GUY'S A JOKE AND SHOULD BE IN PRISON!!!
i loved Dave Chapelle's skit about R.Kelly…
Trapped in the closet is one of the funniest things ever. Seriously though, how is this dude still out and about wandering the streets and who the hell lets him keep making this "music"? The only thing I've heard on a par with this would be the Akon song where he "apologises" for being a complete arsewipe. (not generally a user of " " in such an extravagant way but felt it was necessary here).
Keep it up you crazy Americans. You keep churning it out, we'll keep laughing our arses off.
i wish he woulld leave the closet collection alone. that is what got him in trouble the last time i wish he would learn from what happened the last time. those were busted songs that he made into a mini movie from llike 3 years agoo. somethings you need to just let go.
Torture!
That trapped in the closed shit, is the worst EVER. It is SO stupid. What the hell is he thinking??
"Mary opens the closet, finds Rufus and Perez in the closet "
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I wish someone would piss on him. Talentless perv
If you do not know that much about R.kelly music…please shut up..and stop going off what the media say's
The famous words of:
MANDINGO
I hate that they put him..on this site…because you whitey's don't know the 1st thing about R.kelly! What about the principal that played in FERRIS BUELLER'S DAY OFF? he is still acting in movies..and Guess what he is……WHITE..so no double standards here!
The famous words of:
MANDINGO
I agree with the person above. In my book his name is synonymous with kiddy porn…just nasty
HATE HATE HATE HIM
DIDN'T HE PEE ON A LITTLE GIRL? WHATEVER HAPPENED WITH THAT CASE
This guy has been with more kids then anyone I know.
1 The 14 yr old on the video
2 He marries 15-year-old Aaliyah…Marriage certificate proves it. Aaliyah's age had been falsely listed as 18.
3 Another woman sued him claiming that he seduced her at age 16, got her pregnant, and forced her to get an abortion.
How many does it take before this guy gets locked up?
i said MOVE she said NO
i said MOVE she said NO
BITCH MOVE, she moves!
hahahaha! LOVE this video
I'm black and I wouldn't leave his ass around my daughters or anyone else I love. We should start expecting more from our men than that. It's time to stop assuming it's ok to treat our black women in the way he's done.
it's no race thing, Manding-bat- he's washed up regardless of any miniscule amount of talent that he may have had (and he pees on undrage girls)
WTF?? I thought this scumbag was in jail - who would buy his music. Even b4 we all found out that he was a pedo it was crap. "I believe I can fly………." what a load of shitz. Fly off a tall building then you sick bastard.
To be fair, I might feel a little tolerant of him if he showed some sort of regret. But look what he did to his family. He had a good wife and beautiful kids. It's not ok to support him and think "he's not really hurting anyone, it's only black women that he is taking advantage of".
That is really great, something else to kill the time when there is nothing to do.
this is the greatest piece of news I've heard all month. Thank you, thank you, thank you!
thats my birthday! best birthday present ever!!!!!!
*throws up*
Does his shirt say, 'Garbage?' Fitting.
I Love the South Park where he's trapped in the closet with Tom Cruise and John Travolta. lol
Love the pic Pretzel–romancing the kiddies with roses–classic!
Seriously… Why hasn't he gone to trial yet? WTF?
Wow! It's Chester the molester. Why hasn't this dude had his black ass testicles removed yet?
Jeez, weren't we tortured enough the first time? Actually Trapped in the Closet was pretty funny. It's too bad he can't continue "Contagious" instead. That was some cheezy operetta. Oh well…I'll put this new one on my Netflix queue! I need a laugh!
this man is sick and likes children in the wrong way please stop promoting him on your site.
I hope there's gonna be more peeing on 14year olds! That makes me HAPPY!…psych! Hahaha!
i can't stand r.kelly i hope he falls off the face of the earth.
HE IS WASHED UP IN THE WHITE COMMUNITY…BUT THE BLACK COMMUNITY LOOOOOOOOOOVE R. KELLY….YOU DON'T KNOW THE 1ST TING ABOUT HIM…JUST WHAT BILL O REILY HAS SAID!
WASHED UP…..THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY AS HELL!
HE JUST DROPED A ALBUM….IT WAS ON TOP FOR 3 WEEKS STRAIGHT!
WHAT IS UP WITH THE FERRIS BUELLER CAT….YOU STILL SUPPORT HIM…I SEE DOUBLE STANDARD…AND FOR THE BLACK PERSON THAT SAID THAT" THEY WOULDN'T LET HIM NEAR THEIR KIDS" i KNOW THAT YOUR KIDS SING"I'M A FLIRT" SO PLEASE SIT DOWN….AND REPLAN WHAT YOU ARE GOING TO SAY NEXT!
THE FAMOUS WORDS OF
MANDINGO..
Shut up!
y'alls are haters!
the man is talented
i don't doubt all those charges
thanks Perez for showing some luv!
ya'lls are haters!!!!
the man is talented…
i don't doubt those chargers though
thanks Perez for showing some luv!!!!!
R. Kelly = lame.
And I moz def do NOT love R. Kelly. If anything I'm ashamed of his black ass. You guys should read the interview with his (ex)wife on Essence.com. I'm ashamed of her too!
If anyone is trapped in that damn closet it is R. himself.
When does society take a stand and say that they will not support pedophiles? I will never listen to this molester of children's music, nor will I ever buy anything of his that he profits on. The music industry needs to start banning people like this.
roses must be for an unfortunate 14 yr. old
#48 - MANDINGO
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My kids are prohibited from listening to any form of entertainment which preaches the message that they are no more than a bitch and a ho who is only fit to sleep with as many men as possible for the sole purpose of getting money. News flash- this is 2007 and women have tons of opportunities. You sir are a disease to your race. Obviously you are an individual who profits from this form of entertainment.
LOL! I love the fact that u rate this Perez, its proper hilarious XD
Ok….cudo's for you, and your kids! You sound like you listen to PAT BOONE anyway! Maybe his music is not for you..but for the people that don't know the first thing about him, or what was his 1st cd…need to sit the hell back down, and listen to ANNE MURRARY! stop trying to comment on what you don't know! NEWSFLASH black entertainers are not the only one that talk about bitches, or hoes! ROCK n ROLL talk about suicide..and killing babies..so get your information together…..OK…Babe!
fuck this fagut? all he likes are 12 year old girls and boys.
hooray! this is the best news i've heard in a very long time.
If R. Kelly ever offers to water
your lawn, DON'T LET HIM,
it will kill the grass.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
RRrrrrRRRrrooh-SES?? RRRRrrrrRRRroooh-SES???
I have never heard a more pathetic excuse for music in my life! Trapped in the closet is so fucking ridiculous.
I wonder if the title of this cd is going to be the title to his next "sex tape". Oh wait, I forgot he doesn't like the closets, he likes to do it in public and piss on her head. Now how would anyone be able to see that if he is in "the closet!" He is a predator!!!
He's a sick pedophile that's homophobic with minimal talent. Why isn't he in jail for his crimes. If they can put Paris in jail; why can't they put this guy! Who is he paying off!
Pedofile and homophobic! Who did he pay to stay out of jail for his crimes?
OK……CHILL….PATTY GRIFFINTH LOVERS……DON'T LISTEN TO HIS MUSIC…IF YOU DON'T ALREADY…SHUT UP!
I SWEAR PEOPLE WILL RUN THE FAT JAWS ABOUT ANYTHING…
Um, I recently (unintentionally) spent some time in a hot tub with the "man" (I use that term losely!). I am ashamed to say that, and definitely ashamed to say I'm from Chicago, too! Yuck, ew, gross, icky. He's a true creep.
UH OH…^^^THIS IS A GROUPIE…..WHAT? HE TOLD YOU TO GO AFTER YOU SUCKED HIM, AND HIS CREW OFF?
how did the other ones end i don't even remember, all i know is that there was a midget involved
SILENCE……..CRICKETS CHIRPING…………..ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT WHAT TO SAY……….YESSSSS…..I KNOW THAT…IS WHAT HAPPEN…..MAYBE YOU SHOULD GET YOUR MONEY 1ST BEFORE YOU GO ALL OUT!
AND I'M READY FOR IT!!!!!KING OF R&B FOREVER!!!!!!
Who is that little girl reaching for those cheap ass roses?? He's still a freakin child molester and doesn't need to be anywhere around minor kids. Scumbag, lowlife!! Keep his nasty black ass in the closet and bolt it shut!
He must be going to someone's junior prom
Caught in the act… taking work away from an illigal allien by Doing a job Bush said Americans wouldn't do….selling roses… next he will be hawking oranges on a exit ramp off the 405 in LA
OMG YAY. I love those videos. They're like the young and the restless on crack! Can you say BEST DAY EVER?
Seriously is R Kelly really out there still making music. He was so 90's move out of the way for the Spice Girls. kidding
shouldn't he be in jail for one of his 21 counts of child pornography?
EWWWWW!!! I hate this guy he's a sick PEDOPHILE!!!!
Hey Kelly, are you going to pee on those roses too?
SCUMBAG!
He reminds me of my jeep. I love R SMelly bc hes durrrtay
R.Kelly is so last year that's the only reason why he is tryna to use trapped in the clost to grow more time because he realized his 15 minutes was over a long time ago so he is tryna do things that gonna give him another 15 minutes of fame.It's all about up and coming model Isiah Hurts isiahhurts.4t.com his official website.You can google him in at google.com if you don't know who her are.If you want to see photo's of him go to ihurts.photosite.com or isiahhurts.zoomshare.com.Plus he's a businessman that started his business at the age of 14.
Someone needs to pee on this motherf*$k@r….PEDOPHILE
omg that is ridiculous,
you white people will just talk about anything…you all sound so damn stupid!You don't know the 1st, 2nd, or 2rd thing about him…so stop embarrasing yourselves….LIke i said" go listen to Anne Murrary, Pat Boone, or that dredful……LILY ALLEN! GAAWDD do something…get off of his NUTS!
That man is a fucking pervert, and I am sick of seeing him and hearing his music. How has he managed to get away with it? Why do I see him on this site and nothing is said about him. Perez, you need to wake up and see that you are promoting a molester on your site. Sick.
pls call 555-555-5555
omg he is so ugly
are we going to see him on to catch a preditor? hes not nothing but a jerk looking for a little girl
Great, another attempt for R. Kelly to reveal to the world that he's gay. And ready to come out of the closet. He just rambles on about experiences that he's obviously had. I'm sure he said to himself, "this seems interesting enough, i'll write a song about it with no verses, bridges, or choruses." How many times is this fool gonna be in the closet? Seriously. He needs to night hide in the size 2 clothing closet of all the 13 year old girls he's slept with.
I wish he would just die. THis is a story about an old black pervert who like to fuck and pee on underage girls. Sick old fucker.
WTF??? Can't he come up with anything new?
nooooooooooo this is the most stupid shit in the world
Shit…talk about beating a dead horse…
a midget, a midget, a midget! why does the punchlines in song all end in threes. what loser! those songs are so ridiculous!! he ought to have his blackness revoked for that crap!! and did everyone forget that he's a child molester?!
trapped in a closet? he needs to be trapped in a jail cell!!
Can somebody please tell me why they let this pedophile do anything especially his stupid ass music?!
all LOVE that lisping rose lady….
Is he wooing that young girl with those roses?
Won't he just let it die already