Like A (Smelly) Fish Out Of Water
Filed under: Tara Reid
Be careful Tara. They will arrest you there and keep you in jail for a really long time if you're caught with any drugs!
Miz Reid is in Dubai and she was spotted on Thursday by PerezHilton.com reader Dave B.
He says, "Couldn't resist sending this pic to you of one of your fav stars - bumped into her in Mall of Emirates (where the indoor ski slope is!) today, just hanging around, not quite sure what she was doing she said she was just checking the place out…I'm thinking visit in to sniff out the $ for appearances!!!"
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Primero…F*ck yeah!
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she was so pretty once
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LOL at smelly fish… I bet she does smell like rotten period…
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THAT GUY IS HOT!!!
can he please take his shirt off and then fuck me? Please?
third the turd. muahaha. she is nasttttttttttt-e
She looks cute here. Love the dress.
for a min. I thought that…was Messica Simpson, but now I know that is messy breast….tara reid!
She has a Down's Syndrome face
forget Tara, that guy is HOT!
her boobs look old.
But what inquiring minds really want to know is…were her tits crooked?
Who is this person that has a vendetta out for chanae? You've posted her number everywhere! What did she do to you? Please make another post so that we know. I bet you're a jilted lesbian lover. She wouldn't get together with you because of the Surf & Turf odors eminating from your Koo Koo.
i hope he took her to the bathroom & banged her doggie style after the pic!!
OH
MY
GOSH!
Don't fucking care about fucking Tara Reid! Can we pleace focus on this finger-licking good looking hunk. Gosh…he's so fucking god, I would do him in a sec! Please get in contact with him Perez and get us some more pics…
hopefully he's gay that fucking babe…
Gotta run to the bath room now and enioy him!
SHOULDN'T SHE BE WEARING A VEIL OR SOMETHING? I DOUBT SHE CAN SHOW THAT MUCH BREAST AND THIGH OVER THERE, WEAR SOME PANTS AT LEAST. I HOPE THEY GIVE HER A LASHING.
one of siqos dancers is in jail in dubai for bringing weed on tour….right now! shitty huh?
He looks like a young Adam Sandler and she needs to go away
She's fug, but I wanna suck his balls. Yum!
TARDa Reid.
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ok i did not waste my time by going on this website to see more
not-so-famous people and again….. who the hell is that guy
How do 'celebs' like her and Jesse Metcalf have money to travel everywhere when they haven't been acting or bringing in a big paycheck for years?! Who would host a trip for them, must be a country/club still living in 1999 when American Pie was popular. Boggles the mind!
how does she have money still?
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I'm surprised she doesnt have a booby poping out!!!
I know Dubai is more open, but why is she wearing that over there?????
dear Dave B.:
I hope you're bi or gay… please fuck me?
You're pathetic, Dave B. She's on vacation moron. And the fact that she's nice enough to take the time to take a pic with you only to have you say something stupid like "I'm thinking visit in to sniff out the $ for appearances" says a lot about your character, or should i say the fact that you have none. Tara is a sweetheart…next time she should just say "fuk off" to you and your gay ass flock of seagulls haircut. That hair do was in, like five years ago….bitch.
Dave B is HOT!
Perez, who's Dave B? He's HOT. Let's get more of him, please. Who cares about druggy Tara..
Hmm…..Brunei is pretty close to the UAE, and Tara needs money….hmmm….
who cares about Tara ? what about Dave B!!!!!!!!!!! Seriously, who is this guy, need further information!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Miss Tara… your career is over. Please do something else with your life.
you know why she's in Dubai???? to have some sleazy cheesy arab pay for her new surgery and all the great shopping she's doing there…in the country of malls and dust…one of the ugliest shit holes on earth!
Dave B is a massive tool.
She stops to take a picture with him (and a nice one I might add, not one of these "sure just hurry it up").
And he rushes to his computer to bash her to PH.
Nice Baby Gap T Dave.
hahahahahahahahahaha
WHO IS DAVE B????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? NEED MORE PICTURES, PLEASE PEREZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dave B is a massive tool.
She stops to take a picture with him (and a nice one I might add, not one of these "sure just hurry it up").
And he rushes to his computer to bash her to PH.
Nice Baby Gap T Dave.
What a douche bag David b is.
david b is my baby daddy
Guys Back off Dave B, hes probably living life large in Dubs with tara right now while u guys sit on your computers winging….. I bet his day topped yours by a long shot… Get a life…….
Tara Reid is over here in Dubai because she is making an appearance at a club called C-Bar.
Cisco was there making an appearance three weeks ago .. or was it four .. hmm lost count ..
C-bar is for the sleaziest of the sleaze in Dubai
and I mean it .. there is alot of sleaze ..
I passed by her in Mall of the Emirates today and I said to myself .. that chick looks familiar and than I saw the rat nest's hair ..
and it clicked .. Tara Reid … and that was it .. back to more important things ..
Yes some idiot actually paid her to come and make an appearance ..
Yep, "$ for appearances" or rather maybe "appearance"? Me thinks some wealthy sultan paid her the big bucks to fly out to dubai and be his private little American Pie! Whaddya think?!
Dave B, you're retarded. "Hi tara, could i please get a picture with you?!?!" and then you send it to PerezFatAss with your stupid little comment about her "sniffing out the money". Go back to Iowa or wherever you're from…fag.
Every time I see a bad picture of Tara Reid, I google her age.
Why do people keep acting like Dave B is hot? He's really not. He has nice arms, but his face is BUSTED! (and I've been with so many guys I can tell who's got a big one and who doesn't–he does NOT)
I KNOW DAVE!!! This guy went to high school with me. He was the biggest dork in school…seriously. He got caught playing with himself during a movie in social studies by a girl named Kennwanna. He was suspended for it. This is too funny, seeing his perverted ass posted on Perez. After graduating high school he worked at Blockbuster.
Hey Dave, don't get caught masturbating in the UAE..they may hang you! LOL…fuking tool.
Chanae! I want your pics! I'll treat you right. I have big pee pee with cement to squirt all over you from it. I need pics to know that the love is true! Why you don't pick up? I have the BIG one! I don't care about the siffless or crab! I forgive you!
he is indeed fuckable
Hey not a bad pic, at least her tettas are pointing in the same direction
why is eugene levy in the background?
why is eugene levy in the backgruond?
He's super fucking hot, give him my email.
WHOA THAT GUYS HOT!!!
Anybody remember when Tara was considered wild? This was all Before Lindsay.
Come on guys, she actually looks cute here…. the best I have seen her looking in a long time.
Can he please remove his clothes? YUM
Fuck her look at him hes fucking hot. god damn!!!!!!!!!!!
What is this 'Dave is hot' stuff? Raise your standards! Don't accept this!
Like her or not, I think it's pretty shite-y that she was nice enough to let him have a photo with her and he used it to shout out something negative about her (and to get his mug seen) on Perez's site.
Kudos to her for being nice to her fans (or at least those self-serving r-tards pretending to be her fans) even when she's on vacation.
(The funny think is, Dave B might be talking smack on her now to seem cool, but in the pic you gotta admit he does look giddily starstruck.)
yaaaay! mall of the emirates ^^
I'm an american girl living in dubai and the malls are way better here. salaam!
Ha ha ha, LOL you crazy people! I would LOVE to take a look at any of you idiots. Tara lately has looked great and is still cute, despite her minimized brain cells. At least she had drivers escort her drunken ass to parties and at least she cleaned up her act…a lot. I am woman who is not jealous or insecure but can plainly see how lovely she is…so go get a mirror and REALLY look in it and then look at Ms. reid again and I am certain you will change your insanely jealous tune!!!!!
Gross, some of you think he's hot? Sorry Dave B if you're reading but this is not a flattering picture. Hair is terrible and the shirt is small enough for a 7 year old girl.
dave is cuuuuttteeeee =)
Dave B's cute but not that hot, come on guys. And that was extremely low of him to just up and ask for a pic with her and then turn around and send it to Perez, complete with comments bashing her. Pathetic.
Dave B is cute but not that hot, come on guys. And that was extremely low of him to just up and ask for a pic with her and then turn around and send it to Perez, complete with comments bashing her. Pathetic.
She is so tacky
i love taras tits
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THANKS TARA,
WEARING YOUR TACKY SKIMPY MINI DRESS IN A MUSLIM COUNTRY REINFORCES THE TRASHY LOOSE WESTERN WOMAN STEROTYPE THAT IS PREVELANT TODAY.
BUT THEN, YOU COULDN'T CARE LESS BC THAT'S NOT SHALLOW ENOUGH CONCEPT FOR YOU TO GRASP.
DID YOU EVEN GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL?
YOU'RE IN DUBAI BUT YOU STILL PROBABLY COULDN'T PICK IT OUT ON A MAP.
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Wow, lots of people from UAE here, I'm in Abu Dhabi - visit us any time Perez! xx
By the way, he´s name is not Dave B - it´s Myles B.
Locals in Dubai would probably give her a rude look or two, but puh-lease you should see the foreigners there!! They looks @ us like we're the foreigners!! Plus they wear whatever they want! but they would be looked @ very rudly lol.. we invite you to our country at least have the courtacy to wear respectable clothing.. I hope Britney Spears wouldn't be coming to Dubai soon, we'd see her prancing around the Malls in her undies! whoops.. !
Tara was dressed like this in Dubai? She's obviously lacking brains if she thinks this kind of attire is appropriate at the Mall of Emirates. Isn't it common sense when you're surrounded by veiled women that maybe you should keep your dress a tad longer? Retarded Tara as always! These celebrities are getting worse and worse everyday…what happened to old Hollywood glamour?
Dave B… Please do me! Do me rough!
Perez, if you won't give us more information on Dave B., the guy that has been on my mind for the last six hours and made me have some quality time with myself (love the story with the girl!), then I will start a petition or something like that!
He's just so fucking hot, I'd suck him any minute…I'm sure you would go gay when drunk or something like that…shit, just writing about him gets me hard! We want more of this fucking hunk, please!
@ LEAST HER DRESS IS CUTE… THOUGH ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS HER NASTY STOMACH
yeah, dave b., whoever he is or whatever his moral character, is a little HOTTIE ~
YOU ARE IN A MUSLIM COUNTRY FOR CHRIST'S SAKE. YOU SEE THOSE BLACK GHOSTS WALKING AROUND? THOSE ARE WOMEN! I THOUGHT WESTERN WOMEN HAD A DRESS CODE. I KNOW THEY DON'T HAVE TO WEAR VEILS BUT DOESN'T SHE HAVE TO COVER HER HAIR OR SOMETHING, LET ALONE THAT BUCKET O THIGHS?
before I read the caption I thought this was Tara and a new BF, and I thought, wow, this guy is way too hot for her… I find it alittle funny that he wanted a picture with her and not the other way around!!
1. Dave B is so not cute.
2. Tara Reid in Mall of the Emirates… and last month Lauryn Hill… Hmm, another washed up celebrity to hit the shores of Dubai. Lovely.
The downside of being such a small city is that we get all these crap has-beens thinking we don't know front from back. And despite what people think, only some Muslim women wear veils. And we don't travel on camels. People here get from A to B in some of the world's most expensive cars actually…. just thought I'd break that poor, third-world image that the media seems to portray the Middle East to be.
Oh, where was I? Tara Reid? She looks just like every other tourist/expat doing her weekend shopping.
I hate Americans who live in Dubai. You all have a fucking stick up your ass. Get over yourselves. New York is the best city in the world anyway.
Alrite this goes to fucking mooody biaaatch, U R MOODY!!! And i bet u r fucking fat, oh sorry , obese and fucking emo if u only have tht to say about dubai! , honey have u been there? i bet u have and u go pissed off , coz u couldnt wear anything tht would show ur skin, coz u r fat, innit?? bitch come here, maybe they'll fix u up with like 100000 surgeries to look anything close to her!!! have fun hun xx
Fuck that run through slut, whoooooooos he, he should be a regular. Get pictures of him w/ Pris at Kitson, Brit at Nobu, Lyndsay at the needle exchange.
Sorry Perez, I love Tara Reid =]
jackass! nice of you to be friendly to her and ask her to pose for a pic with you and then email it to fagboy with insults attached. you're a class act.
That guy IS hot. Soooooooooooooo hot!
geeze i wish i was tara reid so i could knock that guy on the head with a ski and sit on his face..
This is hillarious but your little miss stanky (tara) has signed up for a series of TV ads i Australia for a phone company. She can't even act in the add. You might as well put her in a barrell and roll her down a hill, now that would be more entertaining.
OMG! SHE'S TOTE HOOKING HERSELF OUT TO A SHEIK TO MAKE RENT! OH GIRL…MAKE THAT MONEY
taraguise is on to something. birds do it, bees do it, sheiks do it too and they pay plenty of money for white (preferrably famous) sluts to do it to them
Some of you people need to get out more. I'm an Aussie Expat living in Dubai(Do you even know what Expat is????????) And this country is just like any other. What she is wearing is the normal dress code for any Expat female over here. Of course there is traditional dress; and that is what the locals wear.
*Dubai is 80 percent Expat, and 20 percent Local.
*Tax Free.
*With the Tallest building in the world……..Burj Dubai.
*The world's only Seven Star Hotel………..Burj Al Arab
*The world's fastest growing International Airline………….Emirates
*The world's one and only island development……………..The World
* The world's one and only indoor ski slope.
* The world's richest horse race…………..The Dubai World Cup
Some of need to get out and travel more.
seriously, all those comments about people having to be in veils?? you tools, dubai has some of the best bars, night clubs and beaches, so do you really think there would be a dress code??until youve actually been here, or have actually researched the place, how about you keep your typical boxed incomments to your selves??
stupid drunk should be wearing more clothing considering she is in a muslim country!
Your all just jealous of her!!!!