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First…Elton Is sooooooo Gayyyyy!!!!

HA! Curious John!! Funnery in the buggery…

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first…maybe….LOVE Elton!

perez is a fucking douchbag……i think elton is pretty legit…..but perez you are justa fuckin douche…get a fuckin lifeeee

I LoVe the lady's suit in the back!

his outfit is saying "please don't notice me"

Elton John is the biggest, spoiled, man-baby on the planet. Without David to keep his emotions and Diva behavior in check. He would be left crying in his dirty diapers. It's nice to see him dressed like a lemon though. It suits him.

Who the hell is the lady in the back? It's like got sapped into this photo from 1977. Her outfit looks older than her 90-year-old face. AHAHAH. I'm such a bitch.

Elton on the other hand can pull anything off cause she's fabulous

That's because he is awesome!

Cheers to that!

OMG, he could be your father! Or at least share the same wardrobe. Diggin it.

what about the shiteous woman behind him? sexy outfit on that broad, no?

Perez whens the last time you got laid?

HMMM….I WONDER WHO THE TOP AND WHO THE BTTM IS?

ewwwwwwwwww

Forget the yellow suit….take a look at who elton and david are walking with……Socialite and local VILLA owner on Capri….LYNN WYATT - I am not sure what's more annoying, the yellow suit or Lynn's BAD wig and matching Pucci Outfit…..darling, we know you can afford the top and bottom, but they are not supposed to worn together!

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Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY. Elton john had sex with a gorilla where later it was discovered the gorilla had given birth to a retarted baby, later to be known as perez hilton. TRUE STORY.

A gaynana! He looks more like a pineapple.

nice outfit on the woman behind him. all your effort really shows.

JUST BECAUSE YOU CALL HIM "HUSBAND" DOESNT MAKE IT SO!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

He looks like Perez here.
Perez should do a "separated at birth" split image of himself and Elton John for this one.

elton is so faboulosly gay….. but his plan to get more press than lindsay with this horific excuse for an outfit didn't work.
sorry john better luck next time

but look at the diva lynn wyatt. thats money baby

Lynn Wyatt is 72. She looks great

I LOVE YOU BANANA MAN!

i waited on him at a restaurant on capri and he spent a lot of time in the bathroom, probably looking for some glory hole action

Why is his husband always walking behind him?

His suit is a little bright but who cares it's Elton! Wouldn't expect anything less.

However, I have to comment on the technicolor yawn polyester playsuit the women in the back is wearing. That is horrible.

Jordon knows his stuff. As a Texan, I agree it is Lynn Wyatt.

Totally Pimpin'!

HE LOOK'S LIKE

A) A BANANA

B) BIG BIRD

C) A HOMO

D) ALL OF THE ABOVE

That is no "polyester pantsuit" idiot. That is a very pricey & fantastic silk jersey Pucci. And the top & bottom ARE meant to be worn together, or apart, however you choose if you're lucky enought to own it. You go Lynn!

OH REALLY????? I THOUGHT FOR SURE IT MUST BE POLYESTER. DUMBASS.

omg who let the banana convention out.

omg talk about a fashion disaster.

elton leave him for a nice boi like me

perez needs perez boi

is elton color blind?

i think all them sunglasses in the 60-70's screwed his eyesite

Elton rules! Massive talent, massive ego, massively entertaining! His albums rock, they pound the shit of today's crap music. Nobody will ever compare to Elton's 37+ year rain.
All his critics can suck ass-crack!! Shove my dong down their throats for good measure!

Serious Chunk-A-Munk

Bit look at that FIERCE PUCCI bitch in the back!

Right little short arse is'nt he? I think its very important for Sir Elton to be noticed and lets face it you would in an ugly yellow suit

HIS ARMS ARE ABOUT A FOOT TOO SHORT!!!! How the hell does he reach the piano to play? And how did I not notice that before?

#41 - thanks for posting an example of OCD symptoms. People were wondering.

#76, I know where you live is a threat that you should not be spouting. You can get in alot of shit for that kind of crap. STALKER!!!!! #79, Fat you say??? I'm skinny. Sorry you could not hurt my feelings. No lice or crabs either. They stopped by your house for a visit!!!!!!!!

i would be more concerned about the wild getup behind him..someone give that lady a mirror..guh!