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How cool is this?????
Perezzzz is going to be on the cover of a magazine for the first time ever! Popping his cherry!
When one of our favorite mags in the world, music pub Urb, asked us to be on the cover of their September issue, we instantly said yes.
When they told us that they wanted us to be on the cover with our beloved Beth Ditto, we were overjoyed.
The Gossip diva and P-Nasty had so much fun at the photo shoot for Urb. And, now YOU can pick which cover will hit newsstands!
CLICK HERE to vote for your favorite option.
We like both, but we like the silver cover a little bit better.
[Images shot by Tony Stamolis.]































































yay for perez!
PEREZ YOU FUCKING RULEE!! !
may sucks
emo trash.
GHETTO LICIOUS!!!!!!!!
They couldn't spring for nicer pantyhose for her? WTF?
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the first one
why is your face so much redder/oranger than your neck? heres hoping that they do some photoshopping!
First
we love perez
WTF is URB magazine.
Yeah yeah like it's ur fav mag.
Swallow it Perez.
2 shit choices if you ask me
Dude, your face is all red. You gotta slow down on the makeup next time
I cant believe that these two were the best!
Nasty!!! Beth Ditto totaly ruined the pictures!! she is a nasty fat pig.
1
Perez your the best please mssg me backk!!
why you so orange dude?
My God I've had two glasses of champagne and I'm drunk…at work.
Why am I telling y'all.
I definitely like the 1st one better. Not so stiff
i like the first one.. congrats
The bottom picture is perfect Perez!
All Hail The Queen!
Rash Manly therashreport,com
alright a cover with two fat dudes XD
the first one!
I'm not trying to be mean, but Perez face looks so orange… like an oompa-loompa. Well, it does!
Did they take more photos than this?? Lets see those ones!
you look like an oompa loompa! haha!
This pictures should be filed under
"If You Are Easily Offended….."
haha you´r both vomitables!!
ya big ball o beauty!
i totatlly say the first one
Go Perez!!!! You Rock! We love you!
You should fire whomever did your make-up. YIKES!
were you wearing a turtleneck during your spray tan. thought you were more on point than that perez.
I like the second one! I love you perez!!!!!
Lovely perez, lovely
the second one is better for a magazine. the first one looks like a paparazzi took it
Who's this fat dude and why is he so orange?
He looks like an OOMPA LOOMPA!!! I HATE PEREZ!!! BUT DAMN I AM ADDICTED TO THIS SITE WHILE I AM AT WORK!!!!
Perez.. your face looks like an Oompa Lumpa!!
Uh… spray tan much? WTF is wrong with ur face? Always talking about someone else being orange…
I like the one with the red background best. You look good - the girl could look better.
EWWW, that greasy and obese grossness hurts my eyes!!! Just imagine what the set must have smelled like!?!
perez, you look terrible in these pics!
PEREZ LOOKS LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA!!! I HATE PEREZ BUT DAMN I AM ADDICTED TO THIS SITE WHILE I AM AT WORK!
Man they both look proper shit.
WHere's the imagination eh?
what did they do to your face!??!?!? It's ORANGE!!!!! it is blinding me!!!
i like the silver one better, just wondering why your face is red and your neck is white……… and your right foot looks a little effed.
def silver
I thought that was Ozzy in the first pic. Havng flashbacks……
The silver one looks photoshopped at the neck.
WHICH ONE IS PEREZ??
perez you are too cute!
why is your face orange and your neck very white in the second one? Did they want you to be a oompa loompa?
I am very happy for ya but you look orange?
Are they going to airbrush off some of that awful fake tanner? Look how orange P's face is compared to the neck and hands. oompah loompah.
you're adorable!!! Love you!!
FYI PEREZ
ASHLEY SIMPSON WAS MAKING OUT WITH AN UNIDENITFIED BLACK MAN AT TEDDYS
LAST WEEK. PARIS WAS ALSO DANCING AND APPEARED TO BE DRUNK
the silver one. it's more balanced and a better juxtaposition.
Oh Pezzers, these are both … lost for words. You will really have to insist on a reshoot. Your face is red and your neck is white in the first one and you dont look your normal handsome dashing self. You look like you just woke up in the morning. The second one, that outfit is not so flattering, very knock kneed Billy Bunter school boy look and you have a very worried expression. You look your best when you are laughing and look happy. But what the hell, you stand out from the platicated photoblasted rest!
Perez, I heart you like you heart Beth. I have to say that I like the first one best. Much more amusing!
The first one is horrific! You have bad base-face and the makeup person should be fired. Go with the silver one for sure!
the second one for sure!
the silver one shows the color difference between your face and neck a lot more than the red one does
Why is your head orange????
perez!!! next time, make sure they do the makeup on the neck too!!!
"GIRL", you need to loose some weight..all you have to do is burn more than you shovel in that big mouth of yours!!
Who cares about your self-promotion?
Stick with gossip about REAL celebs! That's why we read this site. not to see your orange cuban face!
What the fuck is URB? Never heard of it. No mind, some homeless person will be using it for toilet paper soon enough. Yay, Pigez! Finally you'll be getting a face full of ass, your dream!
Its a good try though Pez, just a few little improvements could help, particularly with your facial expressions, you are usually much more handsome and dashing, and charming.
Nice! The only thing bad is the terrible orange make up - ending right under your chin and making the neck look like a milk bottle. The background could also be more lively.
I can't get to the webpage to vote.
Who's the oompa loompa with the fat chick?
I like the silver one too - if they can make your face less ORANGE!
the FAG and the FATTY.
Is anyone else experiencing problems with the "Click Here to vote" link?
Perez…..FUCK YOU! You are such a narcissistic, self promoting whore. All you do now is post fucking pictures of yourself with others to further YOUR career. You've gone beyond journalistic boundaries. Instead of being impartial, you've ingratiated yourself into the celebrity culture and become one of them. I wonder how many things you're not telling us, because people involved are your friends. By the way I may have wiped my ass with this magazine once before when I was out of toilet paper. How much is Urb paying you for mentioning the name?
You gotta blend the foundation ALL the way, down your neck babydoll. =) I vot for number 1.The silver one. Congrats and Go team!
first of all, CONGRATS. super feliz por ti!
segundo..por que te ves un poco..naranja en las fotos?
ah well, i like the silver one too!
la roja te hace ver MAS naranja!
besos!!! y suerte xoxo
EWWWW! Can't they photoshop your giant head so it's not oompa-loompa colored? It looks like you've been strangled, it's so much darker than your neck. CREEPY. Both pictures look cheap, badly-lit, out-of-focus…I guess if you were an actual celebrity it might have a bigger budget.
ummmm Mr Orange face…. Lindsay wants her makeup back STAT!
IS THAT PEREZ NEW BOYFRIEND. HOW NICE!!!
You look like an oompa loompa. Your face is orange. Sorry, just being brutally honest, like you always are.
With a cover like that they should the name from URB to CHUB… but I love you fatties and Beth looks pretty nice there.
man why cant there be a hot indie gay band? i have met beth ditto and she is the biggest superficial bitch. i wish she had a reason to be. she is only a karen O clone in plus size. to bad her hot boyfriend wont save her from a heart attack
OOMPA LOOMPA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
there has to be other choices, maybe they can photoshop your face lighter.
why are you always trying to hide your stomache???
you look "cuter" (it's all relative) in the silver photo. You have too much chin/neck combo showing in the other one.
man why cant there be a hot indie gay band? i have met beth ditto and she is the biggest superficial bitch. i wish she had a reason to be. she is only a karen O clone in plus size. to bad her hot boyfriend wont save her from a heart attack
Stay away from photos, or file them under easily offended.
Go Pez go, Go Pez go, you dont do enough self promotion! I love seeing your pics and your outfits, but i must say these two are doozies. But maybe they were meant to be doozies, they are definitely not Sports Girl Illustrated or Vogue type shots, not. They do have a certain kind of refreshing simplistic originality about them, but as far as looking like a hottie, not this time, sorry Pez.
They both look kinda photo-shopped, and not in a flattering, I-suddenly-lost-15-pounds-and-all-my-blemishes-but-gained-two-cup-sizes-kind of way.
I LOVE the silver one tooo!!!!
You look too orange in the silver cover
Perez, you look like an Oompa Loompa!
who the hell is posing wiht you perez? why did you pose with some orange fat guy?
oh i know to make yourself look betterwell you dont why would you let the fat guy bite you?
I can't believe these were taken by a professional. It looks like a random candid photoshopped onto a poor background. I wouldn't be too proud of this.
I agree, you look like an oompa loompa
the red one!!!! it goes with your face PEREZ!!!!!! beth ditto in the words of Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!
Perez You look like an oompa loompa!:P
couldn't vote, but I think the 1st one is funnier so that would be my choice
hum, u both need to lose weight, it just don't look right, … it doesn't
Why are you orange?