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How cool is this?????

Perezzzz is going to be on the cover of a magazine for the first time ever! Popping his cherry!

When one of our favorite mags in the world, music pub Urb, asked us to be on the cover of their September issue, we instantly said yes.

When they told us that they wanted us to be on the cover with our beloved Beth Ditto, we were overjoyed.

The Gossip diva and P-Nasty had so much fun at the photo shoot for Urb. And, now YOU can pick which cover will hit newsstands!

CLICK HERE to vote for your favorite option.

We like both, but we like the silver cover a little bit better.

[Images shot by Tony Stamolis.]

    Posted: Jul 26, 2007 at 11:48 am / Email this  »

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    1. linds says – reply to this


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      yay for perez!

    2. rachael says – reply to this


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      PEREZ YOU FUCKING RULEE!! !

      may sucks :)

    3. Ona says – reply to this


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      emo trash.

    4. MAYA says – reply to this


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      GHETTO LICIOUS!!!!!!!!

    5. electric blogarella says – reply to this


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      They couldn't spring for nicer pantyhose for her? WTF?
      www.electricblogarella.com

    6. D says – reply to this


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      the first one

    7. melissa says – reply to this


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      why is your face so much redder/oranger than your neck? heres hoping that they do some photoshopping!

    8. Tiny dancer says – reply to this


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      First

    9. ASS CHAPS says – reply to this


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      we love perez

    10. Jean says – reply to this


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      WTF is URB magazine.
      Yeah yeah like it's ur fav mag.
      Swallow it Perez.

    11. Gulpeg says – reply to this


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      2 shit choices if you ask me

    12. Dick Cheney says – reply to this


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      Dude, your face is all red. You gotta slow down on the makeup next time

    13. Tiny dancer says – reply to this


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      I cant believe that these two were the best!

    14. michu1 says – reply to this


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      Nasty!!! Beth Ditto totaly ruined the pictures!! she is a nasty fat pig.

    15. Bayareahyphy says – reply to this


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      1

    16. Imani says – reply to this


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      Perez your the best please mssg me backk!!

    17. ellie says – reply to this


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      why you so orange dude?

    18. Jean says – reply to this


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      My God I've had two glasses of champagne and I'm drunk…at work.
      Why am I telling y'all.

    19. michaela says – reply to this


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      I definitely like the 1st one better. Not so stiff

    20. chill2029 says – reply to this


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      i like the first one.. congrats

    21. Rash Manly says – reply to this


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      The bottom picture is perfect Perez!
      All Hail The Queen!
      Rash Manly therashreport,com

    22. kaffy says – reply to this


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      alright a cover with two fat dudes XD

    23. M says – reply to this


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      the first one!

    24. Me says – reply to this


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      I'm not trying to be mean, but Perez face looks so orange… like an oompa-loompa. Well, it does!

    25. Tiny dancer says – reply to this


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      Did they take more photos than this?? Lets see those ones!

    26. joshie says – reply to this


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      you look like an oompa loompa! haha!

    27. Paola says – reply to this


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      This pictures should be filed under

      "If You Are Easily Offended….."

      haha you´r both vomitables!!

    28. WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO POSE NUDE? says – reply to this


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      ya big ball o beauty!

    29. audrei says – reply to this


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      i totatlly say the first one

    30. TB says – reply to this


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      Go Perez!!!! You Rock! We love you!

    31. Jamey says – reply to this


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      You should fire whomever did your make-up. YIKES!

    32. Kris says – reply to this


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      were you wearing a turtleneck during your spray tan. thought you were more on point than that perez.

    33. Loyal Perezian!!! says – reply to this


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      I like the second one! I love you perez!!!!!

    34. jason says – reply to this


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      Lovely perez, lovely

    35. maggie says – reply to this


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      the second one is better for a magazine. the first one looks like a paparazzi took it

    36. danadoe says – reply to this


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      Who's this fat dude and why is he so orange?

    37. miss myla says – reply to this


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      He looks like an OOMPA LOOMPA!!! I HATE PEREZ!!! BUT DAMN I AM ADDICTED TO THIS SITE WHILE I AM AT WORK!!!!

    38. Em says – reply to this


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      Perez.. your face looks like an Oompa Lumpa!!

    39. LiLiJoy says – reply to this


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      Uh… spray tan much? WTF is wrong with ur face? Always talking about someone else being orange…

    40. Chantel says – reply to this


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      I like the one with the red background best. You look good - the girl could look better.

    41. Anna says – reply to this


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      EWWW, that greasy and obese grossness hurts my eyes!!! Just imagine what the set must have smelled like!?!

    42. ew says – reply to this


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      perez, you look terrible in these pics!

    43. miss myla says – reply to this


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      PEREZ LOOKS LIKE AN OOMPA LOOMPA!!! I HATE PEREZ BUT DAMN I AM ADDICTED TO THIS SITE WHILE I AM AT WORK! :)

    44. Jean says – reply to this


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      Man they both look proper shit.
      WHere's the imagination eh?

    45. orange says – reply to this


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      what did they do to your face!??!?!? It's ORANGE!!!!! it is blinding me!!!

    46. kristen says – reply to this


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      i like the silver one better, just wondering why your face is red and your neck is white……… and your right foot looks a little effed.

    47. minnesnowta says – reply to this


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      def silver

    48. South says – reply to this


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      I thought that was Ozzy in the first pic. Havng flashbacks……

    49. Kelly says – reply to this


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      The silver one looks photoshopped at the neck.

    50. fatass says – reply to this


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      WHICH ONE IS PEREZ??

    51. tina says – reply to this


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      perez you are too cute!

    52. becca says – reply to this


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      why is your face orange and your neck very white in the second one? Did they want you to be a oompa loompa?

    53. kat says – reply to this


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      I am very happy for ya but you look orange? :(

    54. whatever says – reply to this


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      Are they going to airbrush off some of that awful fake tanner? Look how orange P's face is compared to the neck and hands. oompah loompah.

    55. Erika says – reply to this


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      you're adorable!!! Love you!!

    56. james says – reply to this


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      FYI PEREZ
      ASHLEY SIMPSON WAS MAKING OUT WITH AN UNIDENITFIED BLACK MAN AT TEDDYS
      LAST WEEK. PARIS WAS ALSO DANCING AND APPEARED TO BE DRUNK

    57. ella says – reply to this


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      the silver one. it's more balanced and a better juxtaposition.

    58. comments says – reply to this


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      Oh Pezzers, these are both … lost for words. You will really have to insist on a reshoot. Your face is red and your neck is white in the first one and you dont look your normal handsome dashing self. You look like you just woke up in the morning. The second one, that outfit is not so flattering, very knock kneed Billy Bunter school boy look and you have a very worried expression. You look your best when you are laughing and look happy. But what the hell, you stand out from the platicated photoblasted rest!

    59. Ems says – reply to this


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      Perez, I heart you like you heart Beth. I have to say that I like the first one best. Much more amusing!

    60. markus says – reply to this


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      The first one is horrific! You have bad base-face and the makeup person should be fired. Go with the silver one for sure!

    61. x-gelz says – reply to this


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      the second one for sure!

    62. Reykjavik chick says – reply to this


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      the silver one shows the color difference between your face and neck a lot more than the red one does

    63. Tara says – reply to this


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      Why is your head orange????

    64. Triny says – reply to this


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      perez!!! next time, make sure they do the makeup on the neck too!!!

    65. MATEO says – reply to this


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      "GIRL", you need to loose some weight..all you have to do is burn more than you shovel in that big mouth of yours!!

    66. Soraya says – reply to this


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      Who cares about your self-promotion?

      Stick with gossip about REAL celebs! That's why we read this site. not to see your orange cuban face!

    67. creamycontealy says – reply to this


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      What the fuck is URB? Never heard of it. No mind, some homeless person will be using it for toilet paper soon enough. Yay, Pigez! Finally you'll be getting a face full of ass, your dream!

    68. ItsAGoodTry says – reply to this


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      Its a good try though Pez, just a few little improvements could help, particularly with your facial expressions, you are usually much more handsome and dashing, and charming.

    69. Nika says – reply to this


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      Nice! The only thing bad is the terrible orange make up - ending right under your chin and making the neck look like a milk bottle. The background could also be more lively.

    70. meldog says – reply to this


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      I can't get to the webpage to vote.

    71. Matt says – reply to this


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      Who's the oompa loompa with the fat chick?

    72. suz says – reply to this


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      I like the silver one too - if they can make your face less ORANGE!

    73. Coco Arquette says – reply to this


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      the FAG and the FATTY.

    74. Can't Vote Power says – reply to this


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      Is anyone else experiencing problems with the "Click Here to vote" link?

    75. Brad Armpitt says – reply to this


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      Perez…..FUCK YOU! You are such a narcissistic, self promoting whore. All you do now is post fucking pictures of yourself with others to further YOUR career. You've gone beyond journalistic boundaries. Instead of being impartial, you've ingratiated yourself into the celebrity culture and become one of them. I wonder how many things you're not telling us, because people involved are your friends. By the way I may have wiped my ass with this magazine once before when I was out of toilet paper. How much is Urb paying you for mentioning the name?

    76. Jaqueline Hyde says – reply to this


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      You gotta blend the foundation ALL the way, down your neck babydoll. =) I vot for number 1.The silver one. Congrats and Go team!

    77. Cristina* says – reply to this


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      first of all, CONGRATS. super feliz por ti!
      segundo..por que te ves un poco..naranja en las fotos?
      ah well, i like the silver one too!
      la roja te hace ver MAS naranja!
      besos!!! y suerte xoxo

    78. jomama says – reply to this


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      EWWWW! Can't they photoshop your giant head so it's not oompa-loompa colored? It looks like you've been strangled, it's so much darker than your neck. CREEPY. Both pictures look cheap, badly-lit, out-of-focus…I guess if you were an actual celebrity it might have a bigger budget.

    79. mr picky says – reply to this


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      ummmm Mr Orange face…. Lindsay wants her makeup back STAT!

    80. PEREZLOVESGORILLACOCK says – reply to this


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      IS THAT PEREZ NEW BOYFRIEND. HOW NICE!!!

    81. Not a fan says – reply to this


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      You look like an oompa loompa. Your face is orange. Sorry, just being brutally honest, like you always are.

    82. malky says – reply to this


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      With a cover like that they should the name from URB to CHUB… but I love you fatties and Beth looks pretty nice there.

    83. llllammeee says – reply to this


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      man why cant there be a hot indie gay band? i have met beth ditto and she is the biggest superficial bitch. i wish she had a reason to be. she is only a karen O clone in plus size. to bad her hot boyfriend wont save her from a heart attack

    84. peter pan says – reply to this


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      OOMPA LOOMPA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

      there has to be other choices, maybe they can photoshop your face lighter.

      why are you always trying to hide your stomache???

    85. reddlight977 says – reply to this


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      you look "cuter" (it's all relative) in the silver photo. You have too much chin/neck combo showing in the other one.

    86. LAMEISAY! says – reply to this


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      man why cant there be a hot indie gay band? i have met beth ditto and she is the biggest superficial bitch. i wish she had a reason to be. she is only a karen O clone in plus size. to bad her hot boyfriend wont save her from a heart attack

    87. Marcel says – reply to this


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      Stay away from photos, or file them under easily offended.

    88. somemorepromotions says – reply to this


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      Go Pez go, Go Pez go, you dont do enough self promotion! I love seeing your pics and your outfits, but i must say these two are doozies. But maybe they were meant to be doozies, they are definitely not Sports Girl Illustrated or Vogue type shots, not. They do have a certain kind of refreshing simplistic originality about them, but as far as looking like a hottie, not this time, sorry Pez.

    89. Sarah says – reply to this


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      They both look kinda photo-shopped, and not in a flattering, I-suddenly-lost-15-pounds-and-all-my-blemishes-but-gained-two-cup-sizes-kind of way.

    90. Robbbbyn says – reply to this


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      I LOVE the silver one tooo!!!!

    91. LTS says – reply to this


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      You look too orange in the silver cover

    92. Sara says – reply to this


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      Perez, you look like an Oompa Loompa!

    93. wrestling man says – reply to this


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      who the hell is posing wiht you perez? why did you pose with some orange fat guy?
      oh i know to make yourself look betterwell you dont why would you let the fat guy bite you?

    94. seriously says – reply to this


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      I can't believe these were taken by a professional. It looks like a random candid photoshopped onto a poor background. I wouldn't be too proud of this.

    95. Brit says – reply to this


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      I agree, you look like an oompa loompa

    96. babydoll says – reply to this


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      the red one!!!! it goes with your face PEREZ!!!!!! beth ditto in the words of Mika: BIG GIRL YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL!!!!!!!!!!!!

    97. katMG says – reply to this


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      Perez You look like an oompa loompa!:P

    98. Nancy P says – reply to this


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      couldn't vote, but I think the 1st one is funnier so that would be my choice

    99. PearL says – reply to this


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      hum, u both need to lose weight, it just don't look right, … it doesn't

    100. Jazzy says – reply to this


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      Why are you orange?

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