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Perezzzz is going to be on the cover of a magazine for the first time ever! Popping his cherry!
When one of our favorite mags in the world, music pub Urb, asked us to be on the cover of their September issue, we instantly said yes.
When they told us that they wanted us to be on the cover with our beloved Beth Ditto, we were overjoyed.
The Gossip diva and P-Nasty had so much fun at the photo shoot for Urb. And, now YOU can pick which cover will hit newsstands!
CLICK HERE to vote for your favorite option.
We like both, but we like the silver cover a little bit better.
[Images shot by Tony Stamolis.]
Poppa's Got A Brand New Bag
Now This Is A Good Cover
Hey Perez, you're in the July/August edition of Genre magazine. You're on page 88 alongside Gayken. It's the Celebrity Nickname Game…Check it out!
haha why does perez have a really awkward tan/bronzer line?
turtlenecks and tanning salons, tsk tsk
coool
yay 4 u perez i fuckin luv u
n i luv perezhilton.com
That's hilarious and a great geeky pun.
I said it once and I'll say it again:
"You're the Hedda Hopper of our generation!"
Loves it.
PEREZ IS A FATASS
gayboy. only a pig like her would want to do a cover with a loser like you.
DOES URB STAND FOR YOU ARE BUTT…UGLY?
blegh scene kids eek!
the top one is better but your face is red, your neck is yellow and your hands are only sort of normal. the tide mark of your face make up is appalling! especially next to lovely beth's normal looking colouring.
Are you supposed to look like an Oompah Loompah?
Go the first one perez, the second one you look like an oompa loompa.
whats with the hole in her stockings
Perez maybe try a lighter bronzer
why is your face fucking orange?
um yeah, try rubbing some of that artificial tanner on your neck…or better yet, celebrate your true pale self!
the red one
love you so muche perez
i don't think perez is bad looking..
but you should be glad that OK magazine didnt post anything bad about these pictures =(
y are you wearing make up?
like we care. boring.
Wow….How does this matter to anyone?
Mabye you should go for the full body mystic tan next time??
Mabye you should go for the full body spray tan next time? Or tone down the bronzer??
Hey Perez…. we love you… but…. you look like you've got vitamin K poisoning (hence the yellow tint)…. not so much make up you latina ho (explaination of the sexy ass maybe!)…. Go Perez!!!! Still love the yella fella!
nice facefull of makeup:)
Pretty awful, self-indulgent, and Urb's a horrible magazine.
Beth Ditto is fat, BIG FUCKING DEAL. Since when does that make you a bad person? Why do all these commentators think only skinny girls can be on the cover of a magazine? Shes an awesome role model for girls. She doesnt care what people think about her, shes confident, talented, and an all round nice girl.
Perez on the other hand is completely self-indulgent and has made a career out of being totally talentless. Oh funny, he MSPainted white coke splotches on another lalohan picture… HILARIOUS. Not to mention the fact that he calls perfectly normal sized women "fat cows" and points out minute amounts of cellulite on every picture. How on earth would Beth Ditto even consider being in the room with such a hypocrite? Shes all about girls believing there beautiful no matter what size they are, and he spends his days saying things that would make a normal girl have an eating disorder.
Fuck you, you orange piece of shit.
i dont kno who that girl even is… or th magz
fatty mc fats. Poster children for mickey d's or what.
Look at the color of perez's face and his neck. Can we say BRONZER? Take some of your own tips fat boy and get a make-over. And a life.
Hi Perez…pardon my ignorance but who the hell r u posing with on these photos….Tell me, is it Kelly Osbourne????
What the hell was your make-up artist thinking??? You look like a fucking pumpkin!
SHOULDNT YOU CHOOSE A BETTER OUTFITT FOR A PHOTOSHOOT!! THOSE PICTURES LOOK JUST CHEAP TO ME,,,WHY DONT YOU KEEP ON DOING YOUR JOB INSTEAD OF SHOWING OFF YOUR UGLYNESS AND YOUR FATNESS!! THIS IS SOO FUNNY THAT EVERYSINGLE DAY YOU MAKE FUN OF CELEBRITIES!! HAVENT YOU SEEN YOURSELFS IN FRONT OF A MIRROR!! IF I WERE U, I WOULD BE EMBARRASED OF BEING IN A COVER FOR A MAGAZINE!!
Definitely the first one!!!
What's going on with your red/orange face? Was that make-up? Is it intentional? I hope that they fix it in post.
Dude, why is your face orange on the mag cover?
two fat bitches on a cover nice going URB
What is this the cover of fat people with bad lighting and red faces magazine.
oh, you're just Sooo goth and glam. LOL. PLEAZE.
you're too much perez
i love you :]
how cute
beth is such an ammazing performer.
you perez are. ah. yeah. just around.
this is an awesome pik.
the producers of the shrek movie should have cast you two.
you both look like obers.
on a serious note though.
you are an ober.
love ya long time
tj x x x x x x x