A Wolf In Slut's Clothing
Filed under: Exclusives! > Britney Spears
As Britney Spears' recently "fired" assistant, Shannon Funk, is attempting to sell her story, sources close to the situation reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com some insights on Shannon.
"It was Shannon who caused most of the problems at the disastrous OK! magazine shoot," a source close to the situation tells us. "She was the one that was caught taking clothes from the shoot and the one who kept taking Britney to the bathroom."
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Isn't This A Bit Low Rent???
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FIRST BITCHAS
Saying first is the dumbest thing ever
oh yeah and britney's a coke whore
yeah right.. Britney causes her own problems
THIRD. Gay.
Shes dirrty white trash what would you expect
whore
third
whata skank
stop saying firt,, it's so lame
Trailer trash is all i can say!!!!!!!!!!! Brittney needs people who ain't gonna let her do whatever she wants. Shit - let her hang with me and I will show her how to party - yet be responsible also!!!!!!!!!!! It's called maturity!!!!
tragic hoes…
that sounds like someone is trying to cover her tracks!
first
1st?
WHAT A MONEY HUNGRY BIOTCH! I can't believe her. I bet anything that comes out of her mouth is a bunch of lies! I hope Britney sues the crap out of this no good wench!
Third! lol
Why the fuck would Shannon keep takin Brit to the shitter??? I guess Brit was the one holding the blow!!!!
Why is the assistant getting the blame?! If brittney actually had a brain she would be able to think for herself and not let others take the fall for her mistakes and bad judgment!!!
of course it was shannons fault. it is never britney's fault. or lindsay's or paris's or nicole's!
I don't believe that Shannon was the trouble at the shoot. Britney's the well known train wreck.
Who cares. Brit's needs help and needs it now. She should come clean so her word is out and those "close to the source".
this is just too messy — britney just needs to be in an insane asylum by now.
SHANNON FUNK!!!!!! LMAO
pay her already so we can hear the story
fourth!
why is this filed under avril? perez, you're slipping
Shannon's a theiving whore and Brtiney's probably going to get her kids killed. I never thought I'd feel bad for K-Fed, but if this is what he had to put up with while they were married, the man's a saint.
Brit sucks my baaaallllllsssss.!!! Hangin' low!!
CAN'T BRIT MAKE DECISIONS FOR HERSELF??? WTF
This is like Jerry Mcguire movie crap, nobody really cares for this people, they just wanna milk it… shes so out of her mind… please send her to the nutters!
SO why is it filed under Avril Lavigne!!! Same hair color, different BITCH.
this is probably coming from someone from Brit's camp trying to clean up the mess she has made!
sluts are INTERCHANGEABLE so no real issue there
Britney is the only one to blame here. People cause there own problems. Bah! She should just get over herself!
Why do you have this filed under "Avril Lavigne"?
Britney can't trust anybody! Doesn't anyone care about her without trying to make money off of her? No wonder she's so lost.. everyone she knows is either trying to control her or use her. Can't we just show support for her? None of us could handle being in that situation.
how is this relevant to avril?
Was it Shannon that took a crap on the floor as well?
i remember what it was like to be a mother at 26 with nobody around except hangers on and mooches. poor brit. she's too young to be doing this on her own. let's all hope someone in the family jumps in and fights for her life. an intervention is needed.
what a dumbass! it's NEVER britney's fault..
TROUBLE! is right! I love it too! Hey, she gives us something to look forward to.
Britney is an adult - she needs to be responsible for herself and if her employees are out of line, she needs to straighten them out. She could have said no to the bathroom breaks and she certainly could have closed the door!
britney wiping her hands on an expensive dress that wasn't even hers and then taking off with it doesnt sound like anyone elses fault ……. but britneys…she is a trainwreck…period…
Funny, I've read several accounts of what happened- none mentioning her assistant until today. Sounds like Britney can't take responsibility, as usual, for her actions- and needs a scapegoat.
"taking britney to the bathroom" what!? is she a dog, that needs leading? give me a break! we all saw britney arrive and leave the photo shoot in different clothes! yes im sure her assistant was trouble, because thats what britney is attracted to,users and fame seekers……
How on earth does someone so evil get hired in the first place? Doesn't BritBrit do background checks or something? How about an interview at least?
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight!
YEAH brits been an angel up til now!! YEAH fire the girl, then blame her for a "recent trainwreck"!!!!!!!!!!
Its called spin! I hope she sells her story I HOPE THEY ALL DO!!! So sick of the finger pointing. Karma Bitches, it will come back to bite u in the ass, Brit, Paris, LiLo
Mental ward anyone?! Blamin it on everyone but herself!!! Crazy bitch.
what the hell is up with Britney's recent Shaka Moo Moo look??!?!?!?!11?
Ok 1) Britney looks like she's strangling the dog in that pic
2) Taken to the bathroom what the fuck she needs to be taken to the bathroom?? that woman has children… SOMEBODY THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!
I WOULD DIE IF I HAD KIDS AND THIS IS WHAT THEIR IDOL TURNED OUT TO BE LIKE…SHE IS SO MESSED UP, SHES JUST AS WEIRD AS M. JACKSON!
yes sure it was shannons fault like it was the SUV'S fault and the ambrella and the razor and the dress her dog pooped on and the greasy chicken and her mom and her manager and K-fed and her children and ali its never britneys fault oh no she is not crazy YA'LL
"a owkf in slut's clothing"? hahahahahahahahaaaa funniest thing i've heard all day
shouldnt the bitch be carrying her children not some rat/dog?!?!?! i never thought i'd say this but kevin should get the kids!
#34 - b says:
Why do you have this filed under “Avril Lavigne”?
It cracks me up that people come on here JUST to correct Perez's mistakes! i know the man can't spell and it can be a little annoying at times, but do you seriously have to point out EVERY SINGLE mistake he makes?? LMAO!!!!
Of course its not poor little Brits' fault! Hell maybe I should go hire a personal assistant… than just do whatever the hell I want, and when someone asks "Why are you acting that way?" I'll just reply… "Its not my fault! Its my assistants fault for the way im acting because im not a grown ass women and I cant put my foot down when I think something is a NO-GO"…. Bitch… please…
It wasn't Britney's fault, it was her assistant, it wasn't Lindsay's fault, it was her assistant, or other guy driver, or her lack of food, or her too much food, or her TOTALLY SKANKY hair (COME ON GIRL, PLEASE GET A NEW FREAKIN WEAVE!!!), it wasn't Nichole driving the wrong way down the road, it was her assistant - wait, I don't think she has an assistant, it was because she was hungry and had taken Vicodin - oh, and smoked pot, it wasn't Paris' fault her lawyer didn't tell her she couldn't drive.
Pathetic - they are all totally pathetic and I pity them.
Funny how the people at OK magazine are saying it was Britney who wiped her Greasy hands on that dress, and it was Brittney that got dog crap all over the other dress, yet your source is trying to say it was the assistant. Sounds like Perez is pissed at her for cancelling their meeting and now trying to smear her. Come On Perez. Everybody knows Brittney is a drgged up nightmare.
where is the OK magazine shots??????????
i feel so sorry for that puppy
brit is a big smelly pile of shit that attrackts all the flys around it
It is called untreated baby blues….. It is making her think irrationally and ask crazy…… Before the last baby was born, she was weird but after the last baby was born she basically went crazy. The drop in hormones will do that to a woman. She deperately needs help or she will end up dead from depression.
UHHHHH…YAH….IT'S ALL SHANNONS' FAULT ??? STOP ENABLING PEREZ, HOW VERY ORANGE OPRAH OF YOU !!
She "kept taking Britney to the bathroom.”…???? And made her pee with the door open…??? puh-LEEZ!
In posting this, Perez is enabling Britney's denial and refusal to take responsibility for the repercussions of her actions.
BTW, she's not showing signs of being bipolar. Britney has a severe personality disorder - which means she blames other people for everything that happens in her life (duh) - and p.d. people are extremely difficult to treat even when they want help (which means they have a milder case). Those with Borderline Personality Disorder have a 10% suicide rate, making it the most deadly mental illness.
ummmm, really? Brit fires everyone close to her cause she wants control over her life and this little vickson is able to pull the strings? My guess is this statement came from brits new Mgr/Publicis…..oh, wait that would be good old unaccountable Brit, herself……acceptance is the first step sister!
Bullshit! I bet Funk was paid off to take the rap.
She looks like she smells
member when she let baby tator tot sit on her lap while she was driving.
where was shannon than?
you know i think that ever since she started dating kfed everything went down hill.
wonder what he did.
hmmm.
Isn't that how it always is with addicts? They were just sitting there minding their own business and someone ELSE (hello… Lindsay??? this sound familiar?…) came by and caused all the trouble.
(sorry if this posted more than once… having network issues…)
She's a damn assistant. Really now. I imagine she wouldn't have taken anything unless Brit Brit set the example first. Britney's always looking for someone else to blame. Why would Brit listen to this girl when she won't listen to anyone else. Did Shannon escort her to the bathroom with a gun to her head…I think not. I don't believe a damn thing that comes out of Britney's mouth. I read the OK article and they really said nothing about Funk other than the dog poo situation and well, did anyone really expect Brit to pick it up…uh no. She might break a nail. I look forward to seeing what Funk has to say though…It's all just too weird, even for Hollywood.
yall bitchez need to shut the fuck up. did britney come out and say it was shannon's fault…no so there for its just a rumor.
Why is she choking her dog?
That poor little dog. Every time I see her carry the dog it looks like she is strangling it. She can't even carry her kid’s right, let alone a poor little yorkie.
GIVE ME A BREAK—-IS THIS FAT ASS DEADBEAT MOTHER EVER GOING TO BLAME HERSELF INSTEAD OF EVERYONE AROUND HER—
FUCK OFF BRITNEY—–KFED WILL HAVE FULL CUSTODY SOON—-LOL
YEP, was waiting for it.
Britney's not in high school anymore…she makes her own decisions.
Britney's not in high school anymore…she makes her own decisions…and did "da Funk" tell her to leave the bathroom door open when she wizzed?!?
Damage control. I don't believe it.
more and more i'm starting to believe that this assistant was more like a girlfriend than an actual assistant…..just tell us the truth already, not like we'd care anyways
does she not look prego?.. i herd on the radio that she was yet again?
That poor yorkie looks like it's being held by it's throat. She can't even be trusted with the saftey of a 2 lb dog…. I feel for her sons.
just as i thought….britney's "sources" turn the whole thing around and blame it on shannon. this girl will never learn…
that bitch(shanon or what ever the hell her name is)
Brit, is still hot. She has a ad year; but, who hasn't.
She will get it together.
Would someone HELP her get her damn extensions fixed???? She is wearing the hell out of those head bands!
What's up with that dude yanking Brit Brit's coffee out of her poor defenseless hand? Also, notice how Funk just watches and slyly goes for Brit Brit's purse… What a useless assistant, she needed to be fired.
She needs to choke that dog some more….jesus…
Do you ever get confused as to who side your on? I get spinny.
Britney should have dumped her assistant like she dumped her hair and husband. Between the three of them, there is not enough brains to pour piss out of a boot. They're boring, they're dishonest, they're spoiled and they should just be dropped…period. Too bad Britney was allowed to breed.
Is Britney 2 years old? Since when isn't she responsible for her own actions?! Does she meet these assistants at the mall or does she interview them herself? If her interviewing skills are so poor, she should screen them through an agency first. OMG. The drama with this girl never ends. As we say in my family "Suck it up!" You screw up, you fix it.
I DOUBT THAT!
Look I don't see why everyone acts like they have never done anything wrong. Grant it, Brittany is not perfect, she is a young mother who has tried to grow up in the spotlight. Hell, it seems if she takes a shit the way wrong, someone is going to read something in to it. I for one do not know her personally, but I do know poor verson of people like her. I believe all she needs is a place to go, where no one will judge her and will give her support to get threw life trials. She is constantly surrounded by negativtie and being belittled. I personally couldn't have someone following me and telling me how to raise my child. Hell, I'd offer an invitation to the poor soul to come stay with me and my family, but I know she wouldn't except. I swear she just needs a really good friend with a shoulder to lean and cry on.If she can't trust her family,so called friends,and employees. Then who can you trust? Just goes to show how fucked up money makes the world!!! Brittany, baby I feel for you!
She is holding that puppy by the neck!
Puppies belong at home, eating, drinking, and growing.
Why do these biimbos think they are accessories?
Someone please take it away from her!! If she doesn't
know what to do with a puppy — that judge should be disbarred
if he gives her anything but supervised visitation with the children!
What a waste of human life she has become.
Her assistant is SO UGLY! I've seen her in person, i honestly can say she looks morbid. Pale, pasty and oily skin with a body that looks like Jon Lovitz. NASTY! Hey loser, stop stealing clothes you broke ass ugly bitch.
has anyone else noticed how she is holding that poor dog? he looks like he's about to pass out from lack of oxygen
It's all Shannon's fault!! Yeah right. Cuz Batshit Crazy Britney has never done anything crazy before! Puhleeeze. I don't know anything about Shannon but I do know that Britney has lost her mind. She's gonna have to do alot better than empty accusations to blame her assistant for her out of control life. Britney is a loser. Even more so now.
Jeez, she spend a few weeks with crazy-ass Britney and she wants to sell that to people? LOSER!!
I think she beautiful!!!
I get so fucked up when everybody is so angry with her GET A LIFE
LET THE DOG GO YOU A$$HOLE!! YOURE STRANGLING IT YOU FUCK!!
Well spending ANY time with Britney would drive me insane too!