A Wolf In Slut's Clothing
Filed under: Exclusives! > Britney Spears
As Britney Spears' recently "fired" assistant, Shannon Funk, is attempting to sell her story, sources close to the situation reveal exclusively to PerezHilton.com some insights on Shannon.
"It was Shannon who caused most of the problems at the disastrous OK! magazine shoot," a source close to the situation tells us. "She was the one that was caught taking clothes from the shoot and the one who kept taking Britney to the bathroom."
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Isn't This A Bit Low Rent???
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I don't think that's true. Britney is a grown women and she can make her own decisions. She isn't that helpless to where she would have to have someone take her to the bathroom, my god she's a mother for crying out loud. I think that Brit was the one that caused all the problems that happened on the OK Magazine shoot. I hope she gets the mental help she needs. And I hope that her children do get taken away from her. i feel sorry for her and her children. Her children don't need to see their mother having a break down. She really is showing sings that she has some serious problems and need professional help.
Bullshit! Britney is a grown woman with children. A cheap shot to blame the damn assistant! If Britney is so impressionable as to be persuaded into stealing designer clothing and jewelry and visiting the bathroom constantly (the implication is drugs right?) then she really does need to be under constant supervision in an institution. And I suppose it was Shannon who told Britney to use a $5000 dress to clean up dog shit too…
Her puppy is so cute.
so stupittttt.
Someone PLEASE call CPS!
Mmmkay, so she can blame the last 3 weeks on her assistant - Now she just needs a scapegoat for the past years of stupidity.
I am willing to bet that Britney will blame her lack of underwear on her assistant. (as she hid them from her)
What a cunty whore.
god when is the whore bag going to live up to her own problems and take responsibility. i hope k-fed gets the kids this slut doesn't deserve them
It's Britney's fault, if she can't vet her staff properly, she always blames someone else. I hope this woman does tell all about this whores antics. Britney has so much bad karma too come in her life for all the pain and misery she has put so many people through.
First it was Paris who didn't know her license was suspended (Right), then Lindsey blamed her car chase on the Black kid, and now Britney has stopped blaming her mother for a second and now it's the assistant's fault she acted a fool. The assistant was her partner in crime but Super Smart Britney did these things all on her own. Someone needs to SMACKDOWN THE LAW on her because her days of rehab are over and she didn't get it. I'm sure she will get in worse trouble if they take her kids away but it need to be done for their safety. Hurry up and take the kids already!
Britneys just wack…God! she annoys me shes so STUPID she acts I feel SO SORRY for her kids…im on Shannons side!
Your title is an insult to wolfs/wovles everywhere!!
'taking her to the bathroom' and what force feeding her drugs? Britney sounds very altered. She was afraid the ceiling was going to cave in….a little bit paranoid….
what is this ? its all about britney..
boring, leave the sad girl alone pls.
Perez: you called that one — nice! And I called telling B three years ago to leave the land of fruits, nuts and vegetables for saner pastures, but would she listen? Hell no!
Perez: you called that one — nice! And I call telling B three years ago to leave the land of fruits, nuts and vegetables for saner pastures, but would she listen? Hell no!
BRITTANY USED TO LOOK SO BEAUTIFUL, BUT NOW SHE LOOKS LIKE THE AFTERMATH OF ARMAGADDEON…..TRAIN WRECK ALREADY HAPPENED SORRY GUYS HER CAREER IS WHERE MY NATH WATER IS….DOWN THE DRAIN!
look at the CHOKE HOLD she's got on that poor dog!
What is she 2? As a grown woman, she can say no to going to the bathroom if she doesn't need to go!
Brit fired her assistant because the girl
is so much more sexy and pretty than Britney.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
thats funny when people have disasters and have problems they always point at other people.
that funny because shannon is obvease to not be close to britney size.
LOOK FOR YOUR SELF
Is anyone else disturbed by the above picture? Britney looks like she is strangling that dog!!!!!
As for the assistant, she is the fall guy. Britney has a pattern of blaming everyone but herself. Her manager, her dad, HER mom, KFED etc… I personally think she is slow in the mental department (not being sarcastic).
SUCH BULLSHIT!
SOMEONE SAFE THAT PUPPY! She's choking the poor thing. I agree with poster # 94! And her kids. What she does with her life I don't care about, but she shouldn't be allowed to have pets or children.
if you want some serious dirt on shannon funk go to huntington beach ca. she grew up there and she has quite a few reputations. i have gone to school with her since kindergarden. oh yeah it was a private christian school. ha lot of good that did!
Perezito!! Have you hacked my Blackberry? I literally texted to a friend that someone was "a cunt in sheep's clothing" just a few days ago.
Britney previously wore that top that Shannon's wearing in this pix — she needed more clothes? With her salary she could get a boatload at WalMart!
Britney has the most fug sunglasses.
Why does she always look like trash?
And I love Brit Brit, too.
Oh…she loves to blame everyone else for her behavior! When will this girl take responsibilty for her own actions…after she loses her kids?
If it was the assistant who stole the clothes, I'm sure the magazine would have told that story on TV.
and i should care about this because…..??????
I hope she fired that skankwhores ass!! It was obvious she was using Brit!!
Baby needs some JESUS!!!!!!!!
That's complete BULL! BRITNEY is responsible for everything that goes wrong in her life. This is just one more instance whereing BRITNEY is trying to blame everyone but herself for her ignorance. She's a moron and I can't believe that anyone who knows her will even talk to her now. Not even Paris Hilton deserves the kick in the ass that Britney deserves. I can't STAND her and I look forward to the day when she figures out that her career has been forever destroyed and she gets the hell out of Hollywood. I am sick and tired of watching the trainwreck that she is. She makes my skin crawl. I wouldn't listen to her music if she paid ME. She needs to be insitutionalized and she needs to give those poor little boys to their dad. Everyone (including me) though that Kevin's antics were the reason for her downfall but Kevin has not made a single spectacle of himself since getting away from her. No matter what anyone says, he's trying to find a way to earn a living and he's trying to do right by his children. Everyone hates on him for continuing to try to make it in Hollywood. Since when is it lame for someone to pursue a dream? He wants to be in entertainment. If he has no talent, he's certainly not the first no-talent to at least try to find a place for themselves out there. Britney hasn't worked a single day since she got pregnant. Her money has GOT to be dwindling by now. She spends like there's no tomorrow and she has precious little coming in. She's the white trash loser and I'm not willing to listen to even one more of her insultingly lame, irresponsible, immature excuses. She could NEVER stage a comeback big enough to erase that which we all now know about her. She's over. Done. The end.
That's funny because her bathroom breaks, the ones where she comes out w/ a different personality have been going on for a LONG time and her assistant has only been w/ her 2 wks. Crazy britney!, always someone elses fault, never hers.
lovesssss it
Anyone notice Britney strangling her 'new' dog by holding on to it by it's throat??
Damage control. Lying bitch, just trying to save her "career" (for lack of a better word.
Damage control. Lying bitch, just trying to save her "career" (for lack of a better word). Also, why is she hanging out with that corpse (her asst.). Don't celebrites have any real friends? Hell, that's probably what a lot of their problems are. They pick up the hanger ons who call themselves their friends, and then next thing you know they're "selling their stories," or writing books about their experiences. Why do these girls (Lindsay, Britney) keep making the same mistakes? Dumb, dumb, dumb…
look how britney is holding that poor puppy, it looks like she is wringing it's neck
She's gonna kill that dog!!! Get it away from here, she can't even take care of her own kids
I think britney need's to surround herself with positive people, she's got problem's (who doesn't ? ) i really think in time she will realize the error of her way's and come around (hopefully soon) cause i miss the old britney
Maybe the coke Lindsey (LiLo) had in her pocket was Brit's? Cause we all know Brit is a idiot these days as acts like a crack addict. Poor Brit she was so cute before she f'up her life with a husband that's a native of Fresneck… the valley will take you down.
FUNK AIN'T NUTHIN' BUT JUNK!!!
Britney needs to go somewhere like Bermuda and live quietly away from the pap. with her sons. She needs to QUIT partying and show she is serious about being a good mother or she is going to lose those kids.
Hey Perez- you got it WRONG. OK! magazine says: BRITNEY'S FORMER ASSISTANT: "I'm NOT Selling My Story!"
In spite of reports to the contrary, Britney Spears former assistant Shannon Funk tells OK! that not only was she "not fired" from her one-time position as aide to the troubled pop superstar, but that she is not attempting to sell her story to any media outlets. "I'm not going to do that," she explained in an e-mail to OK!.
www.okmagazine.com
Britney has a death grip on the little dogs neck! Stop her before she strangles the dogs & abuses her kids!!!!
I just saw on Chelsea Lately that Britney's dog crapped all over her dress! Unbelievable! LOL
1st of all does dumb ass Britney have a mind of her own it does'nt seem like it. I am always reading about how other people told her to do this & that. Whaa Whaa Whaa! This ho is rich & mindless just another Hollywood robot.
why is she choking that poor doggie?!
shes a ho ho ho her asst. wasnt to blame the loser was
BRITNEY RULES THE WORLD!! fuck the haters
You guys all "hate her sooooo much" but you still love to read about her!!! LOSERS!!! bahahahaha!
Britney should have had her breakdown prior to having her children. Now, if nothing else motivates her to do so, she should pull herself together for her kids. I know that keeps me strong…knowing that I have two children who needs me, and her kids are way younger than mine. Get it together Britney, before you lose your family.
That assistant wants to be britney