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She only lasted about three weeks, but Britney's former assistant, Shannon Funk, is set to tell all!

Less than thirty minutes after we posted THIS STORY, Perez got an email from the assistant, who was reportedly fired by Spears because she was toxic to be around.

We then got on the phone with Funk, who told us "that's not how it went down" and insisted that she hadn't been fired.

Shannon and Perez made plans to meet up for dinner Thursday evening to "talk."

A few hours later, we get another call from Shannon, this time backpedaling. She just put it out there, saying that she had been bombarded by calls from people offering money for her side of the story.

And, according to her, she did not sign a confidentiality agreement when she was under Spears' employment.

Is Britney really that stupid that she would hired an assistant and forget to have her sign a non-disclosure form or was the assistant just fishing for information? Our money's on Britney being stupid!

Shannon claims that she's already been offered up to $500,000 to talk and that she has pictures, though she refused to elaborate to us what those photographs were.

Our dinner plans were cancelled, unfortunately.

But we do look forward to hearing Shannon's story. Soon!

[Image via Celebrity Babylon.]

    Posted: Jul 27, 2007 at 9:34 am / Email this  »
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    80 comments to “Britney Beware!”

    1. Marie says – reply to this


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      first

    2. Jennifer Walker says – reply to this


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      FIRST BITCHES

    3. madaaaaaaa says – reply to this


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      boo to britney. uno?

    4. herm says – reply to this


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      herm

    5. Hoo Hoo says – reply to this


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      First

    6. Tyler says – reply to this


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      who cares.

    7. electric blogarella says – reply to this


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      why have't you posted about the lilo video tell all yet?
      www.electricblogarella.com

    8. stacey says – reply to this


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      1st

    9. loca says – reply to this


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      second

    10. nadine says – reply to this


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      oh god, what could she have done now.

    11. nadine says – reply to this


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      oh god, what could she have done now.v

    12. Denise says – reply to this


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      Umm, okay?

    13. Linda says – reply to this


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      Perez, you TEASE!!! Spill!!!

    14. Perez's son says – reply to this


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      Britney is a fuck up! She should lose custody of her children and be blacklisted from the music industry!!!

    15. Laura says – reply to this


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      comeoncomeon… i've been waiting this all day…….

    16. Amy says – reply to this


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      PEREZ!! I need to know now! Hurry!

    17. bella says – reply to this


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      hopefully its her obituary.

    18. silly string says – reply to this


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      second….lol

    19. Dawn says – reply to this


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      I hear they're saying her sister is preggers—-and she's only 16 y'all…lol

    20. carlos says – reply to this


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      I'm new at this, when someone writes "first" what the F does that mean?

    21. Chris says – reply to this


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      I don't think she should die, just be put away…

      Why does she wear those terrible clothes? I think she's going through some type of depression where she wants to live out her glory years.

      It's not the 90's anymore!

    22. SUSIEQBALL says – reply to this


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      17th

    23. emmet says – reply to this


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      first, BITCHES!!!

    24. Ari says – reply to this


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      She needs help.

    25. liv says – reply to this


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      sounds like someone doesn't like LL getting all the attention..

    26. Janine says – reply to this


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      This girl suffers Post-Partem depression for sure. It's time she wakes the fuck up and does something about it.

      It's sad when you see the idiot who wrote Popozow as the responsible parent….

    27. King of Canada says – reply to this


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      Do you know how impossibly hard it is to make K-Fed look like a good parent? Who knew?

    28. **PLEASE READ PEREZ** says – reply to this


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      PEREZ DID ADRI CURRY DELETE HER MY SPACE, DID CHRISTOPHER KNIGHT OR DID MY SPACE PULL THE PLUG ON THIS DRUG USER?

    29. Wow says – reply to this


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      This is going to push Brit over the edge? Oh wait, she's already fallen.

    30. Rammy says – reply to this


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      OHHH!!! some shit is bout to go DOWN! cant wait!!! im soo excited

    31. dude says – reply to this


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      That's some seriously ratty-lookin' hair. That f'n dog is the prettiest thing in that photo….

    32. fagnified says – reply to this


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      ooh where can i apply

    33. meg says – reply to this


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      Aww Perez, if you'd kept your mouth shut and waited until you actually interviewed the girl, that would have been great. But now I'm sure brit brits lawyers will catch wind of it and intimidate the poor kid into keeping her mouth shut.

    34. hidEe says – reply to this


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      yay, this is exciting.

    35. Lali says – reply to this


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      If I were Britney, I would sooOoOO have her murdered

    36. MissMottin says – reply to this


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      Disgruntled employee; woman scorned; financially motivated.

      Not *quite* credible.

    37. heather says – reply to this


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      Perez,
      Why don't you offer her money for the story? I guess its hard to compete with the mags..I'll read it here first anyway!

    38. HellYeah says – reply to this


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      This has been a great news week - for gossip. Keep it coming dumbass (aka Shitney & Hohan)!!

    39. JRB says – reply to this


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      I think she would rather hold her dogs than her kids .. she should really have them taken away ……. till she can prove she can be a better parent, I know we
      dont know the whole truth about her but ….. if half of what we know is true
      those poor kids :( ………… they and she needs help and QUICK

    40. miss k says – reply to this


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      britney brings this on herself. she took the risk getting an assistant and not having her sign a non disclosure form. hopefully, shannon will be able to tell her story and perhaps that will motivate britney to get her sh** together.

    41. gia says – reply to this


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      Ahahahahahahahahahahahaha…serves her right for being such a douche bag.

    42. Lozzz says – reply to this


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      haha,
      && she should have given you the info perez !! way more people read your blog then those damn mags !!

      :P

    43. TexasChick says – reply to this


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      Perez, I LOVE how you are so loyal and keep giving us the scoop!!! YOU ROCK!

    44. LaPrinceSsa says – reply to this


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      I don't believe have of the things that are put out there. This girl has no one. It's clear that she does have some kind of disorder and instead of her family being there they are all ganging up on her. It's sad really! What she needs is help, and even though she would benefit from being alone (no kids) while she recovers…I don think that her stupid ex shoud get the kids. All he wants is $$$! He doesnt care about anyone but himself!

    45. LaPrinceSsa says – reply to this


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      Half*…ooppss!

    46. Komoto says – reply to this


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      Back when Britney was managed by Larry and had an attorny who I won't name to protect him/her, but EVERYONE signed a confidentiality agreement, even if you just came in on a per project basis. These days I would doubt if anyone is paying attention. She has no management and she's lost her mind.

    47. Jollygreen says – reply to this


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      leave that poor dog home and out of the heat , she probably doesn't have the brains to carry water for it.

    48. anomynous says – reply to this


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      this makes me hate being american. how we live in a country that allows a person to be followed every minute of their private live by creepy men with ultra lens cameras snapping away. and the people on here act like they could handle better than she has PLEASE! and they claim to hate britney so much yet they are the reason she is continuously followed and written about. They are the ones spending time and money on fabricated britney stories. these companies are playing you , they know you will belive every damn britney story so why not just make them up for money.

    49. britneysucks@aol.com says – reply to this


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      oh sure, BLAME BRITNEY's PROBLEMS on an assistant, HOW PATHETIC

    50. libby says – reply to this


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      I am a dog person.. and i believe that at this point even her dogs should be taken away. that poor dog. baby puppy and all the craziness it has to put up with (ie photographers / people around) a dog that young should not be with her either..

    51. FUNK IS A BITC* says – reply to this


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      NO WONDER BRITNEY'S CRAZY…..SHE CAN'T TRUST ANYONE!!!!!
      EVERYONE SELLS HER OUT.
      MONEY OVER LOYALTY.
      IF SHE TALKS, SHE'S JUST ASKING FOR SOME BAD KARMA……..

    52. Kris says – reply to this


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      what the hell is with that person in the green pants standing in the background?

    53. Marcel says – reply to this


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      Yeah she will make some quick money now, but who would hire her as assistant again? Some people don't need a confidentiality agreement, they know what is right and wrong. But well, probably not in a Perez Hilton World.

    54. Shaz says – reply to this


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      Ahahaa Perez U are the bomb!

    55. she says – reply to this


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      Everybody is trying to make a buck off Britney! I'm glad that wanna-be-Britney-assistant got canned! She's an idiot… gold digger!

    56. SARAH says – reply to this


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      These are sad days in Hollywood, I can't even take pleasure in the gossip anymore cuz it's just so sad. I'm starting to feel really bad for britt & lilo. At the end of the day, their just people with feelings, and problems like the rest of us. But every move they make is being scrutinized by the papp & public. Sincerley hope they get better, we need to be focussing on positive role models and people like leo & clooney who are trying to make a difference in this fucked up world.

    57. Lincoln says – reply to this


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      NO CLASS. What a dirty whore. Good, sell your Brit experience and forever be known as the nasty slut who can never be trusted. This is what America has become, a land of exploitation and opportunity at the expense of self worth. Go fuk yourself you nasty fat ass assistant…you're truly a disgusting human being. And stop stealing clothes from photo shoots your broke no class having pig face looking slut. Stop eating donuts too, you're fat, you should try to lose some weight…tata…bitch.

    58. Lindsay says – reply to this


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      I can't believe that money-hungry bitch canceled on you.

    59. Stephanie Morris says – reply to this


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      Hey Shannon is fucking smart. Im pretty jealous I didnt think of it, Id take the clothes and the drugs too! Brittney is stupid to hire a 21 year old. We were in 6th grade when hit me baby one more time came out, she traded in a world class PR group for a fan. I LOVE IT!

    60. RahRah says – reply to this


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      What I waana know is when are we gonna see Brit's REAL hair again, Instead of the ratty wigs she keeps buying off homeless hookers

    61. nunya says – reply to this


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      Stupid as FUCK! With only three weeks of working for BS, how the fuck much could she really know? Waste of money IF she does a book. Besides, BS will pay her more NOT to write it. Either way, if she takes the money make sure its enough to live on the frest of her life because she'll never be a PA again. It's a trade off but at her age, why not.

    62. Darian says – reply to this


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      What happend to Felicia Culotta?

    63. poochey says – reply to this


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      I don't know what is her problem, the girl has all the money in the world and she does'nt know what to do. She needs some help and people in her family need to reach out to her??? for sure. She's is not alone she has children not by herself anymore. BRITNEY GO DDIRECTLY TO THE HOPSITAL AND STAY.for as long as needed.ASAP!!!!!!!!!!

    64. Nikki says – reply to this


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      That Shannon Funk- What a opportunist loser. Hey celebrities, why don't you get an INTELLIGENT, EDUCATED assistant with some class who won't sell your story to go out and buy hair extensions and a Louis Vuitton Purse like some nouveau riche tramp. Shannon looks like some low rent 909 cast off…

    65. Britney Fans Are Annoying Teenyboppers says – reply to this


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      Britney deserves this, I hope it happens. Bring this worthless bitch Spears down

    66. perez boi says – reply to this


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      funny how money changes things,

      i knew right at the first why tell perez when i can make a buck off this bitch.

      she was smart :)

      i love shannon

    67. dlove says – reply to this


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      Hey Funk,

      Don't sell your soul to the devil. Unless Britney did something really bad to you, then you shouldn't sell her out. She's had enough.

      Besides, if you have wrong motives it will only come back to bite you in the ass, hard!

    68. Frank says – reply to this


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      Who cares?

    69. SB says – reply to this


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      #46 - LaPrinceSsa

      She is a grown woman. Who has lost her damn mind. Her family being there? They tried to get this drug addict into rehab so she could become a better woman and mother, and what does she do? She cuts everyone out of her life and threatens her mother with a restraining order? Girl is nuts. Trust me, I'm a great source. She WAS on drugs. And you know what? Not everyone will sell their story for a buck.
      I don’t believe have of the things that are put out there. This girl has no one. It’s clear that she does have some kind of disorder and instead of her family being there they are all ganging up on her. It’s sad really! What she needs is help, and even though she would benefit from being alone (no kids) while she recovers…I don think that her stupid ex shoud get the kids. All he wants is $$$! He doesnt care about anyone but himself!

    70. jeri in lakeside, ca says – reply to this


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      I think she should go on that celebrity ranch show. She would have to wake up early, muck, brush, saddle, (learn by proxy…bucking and falling) to ride a horse, rope, ride steers and corner greased pigs ( oH) SOrry. Well they don't do that at first.

    71. jeri in lakeside, ca says – reply to this


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      PS ….with no assistant, yahall!
      and she can wipe her greasy hands on her (hand me down) jeans at the chick fry, and wear 'em to bed for anyone cares and ride in her crustie crotch, again, in the morn'n.
      yahall, " and I'd like to thank the media ahead for covern'n it, ya all".

    72. Ms. Kennedy says – reply to this


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      omg, i am so done with thesuperficial.com
      its gay.
      and your fagette

    73. britney fan says – reply to this


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      I guess it just ain't easy being as famous as britney. Everybody's going to hate her not matter what she does, wears, says, etc…

      I think she should just stay home for a while (I mean don't leave the house) maybe then all of you obsessed britney bashers will it over her.

    74. What's your IQ Perez? says – reply to this


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      I smell a rat, bit to coincidental. Shannon probably took this job just to get dirt on Brit and then stab her in the back. Even if there's no confidentiality agreement, Brit's lawyers could hit her with defamation. I'd be VERY careful Perez.

      I smell an overbearing perverted father doing his daughters dirty work and his name isn't Homer.

    75. michele says – reply to this


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      i'm not saying Britneys not an idiot for lots of things shes done recently, but does everyone this girl knows sell her out for money. I feel bad for her in that respect. She can't trust anyone.

    76. Kat says – reply to this


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      I know this girl has major problems, but why can't everyone just leave her alone, she only behaves this way for attention, how sad when children are involved!!

    77. Myshadeofpink says – reply to this


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      HA!

    78. DeeAnna says – reply to this


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      Someone please save that poor little puppy!

    79. Terra says – reply to this


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      Oh God not more of her again! She's just a flop! Where's PARIS?

    80. Firma says – reply to this


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      People need to just stop saying leave her alone bcoz if we do leave her alone that's when it drive these celebs insane and attention-seeker craze that they do even more drastic things. So get over with the leave her/me alone, it's getting a little old already