Definitely Low Rent

Filed under: Fashion Smashion > Lauren Conrad

Jennifer Hudson's not the only one doing it.

Beef Curtains herself, Lauren Conrad, is hawking for Avon too!

Posted: Jul 27, 2007 at 3:32 pm / Email this »

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GENNA MONROE says – reply to this

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SHE LOOK PRETTY.
beauty_w_brains says – reply to this

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Who?
Jessica says – reply to this

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Who is this again?? Nobody? Oh, that's what I thought.
Raymond says – reply to this

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Go girl
Hannah says – reply to this

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don't like her!!! she's a bitch
Mindy says – reply to this

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sad
Rash Manly says – reply to this

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Her career is going so bad
she will have to do one of
those "all men are bad" Lifetime movies.
Rash Manly therashreport.com
Me says – reply to this

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dude this girl is so hot
i guess shes becoming famous with this
billy joe says – reply to this

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beefy!
bubbles says – reply to this

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I like her
perez boi says – reply to this

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beef curtains thats gross
FU says – reply to this

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She has been for a while…She isnt a celeb anyway
Eliann says – reply to this

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Hey, leave her alone, Perez….she's a cute, smart, girl who's not out there wasting her life. She's not an A-lister, why would you except her to get huge lucrative contracts? At least she's not too stuck up to work for her own money even though her family is loaded!!!!!!
eva says – reply to this

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i hate that bitch. but who doesn't????
Christopher says – reply to this

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oooohhhhhhhh hell no!!!!!!!!!
Visit me at a cricket store in omaha, Ne!!!!!!!!!
Wen says – reply to this

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I heart Lauren!
angela says – reply to this

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Lauren is beautiful! I love her!
El$* says – reply to this

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You know they dont wear Avon
perez boi says – reply to this

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lauren conrad is a sell out thats why!

well maybe not!
SOPFKSPOK says – reply to this

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FIRST@!!!!!!!!!!!
Alma says – reply to this

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First byotches.
emily says – reply to this

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i've never even seen her show, but LC just seems so cunty and boring
Michelle says – reply to this

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This is old news…come one give me gossip on her that's good.
CARA says – reply to this

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I LOVE LAUREN…PEREZ WHY DONT U LIKE HER?????
butt plug says – reply to this

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see!!

cunts will spread their legs for anything
money
blow
makeup
you name it
Stephanie says – reply to this

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Come on Perez, you are just finding out about this. I could have told you months ago. We mark girls are excited about our new spokes"girl"
STEPHANIEGRAHAM.MYMARKSTORE.COM
Brand-a-too-ee says – reply to this

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its good advertisement for avon….
Katiedid says – reply to this

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Oh shut up Perez, I bet if Avon asked you to endorse a product you would jump on it. Besides, what the hell is wrong with Avon anyway? They have cool items at good prices.
Lali says – reply to this

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I like her point blank period
Monica says – reply to this

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I agree! Old news
CAFE CON LECHE says – reply to this

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Dang boy! What's your beef with Avon today??? LOL
kieara says – reply to this

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Beef curtains? i dont get it.
Gossip Boy says – reply to this

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does anyone know where I can see that porn video is that shows these meat curtains.
rando says – reply to this

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What does Jeniffer Hudson have to do with the Lohans??/Check your link and ease up on whatever you are smoking Perez
tami says – reply to this

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why do you call her beef curtains? someone please answer this for me.
wmariah says – reply to this

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Avon is hardly low rent people. It's a multi million company that's been around for 40 years. What the f…uck? If it ain't Boucheron, it's low rent. Well dah…..us low rent folks need low rent merchandise and because it's low rent, it doesn't mean a celebrity can't adverstise it. Perez honey,..it wasn't that long ago you were using Cover girl
katie says – reply to this

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I LOVE YOU PEREZ!!!
Bennett says – reply to this

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HEY PEREZ YOU DUMBASS.. ALOT OF STARS HAVE DONE AVON.

SALMA HAYAK, DEREK JETER AND YOUR BOY JESSIE METCALF ETC.

YOU MAD CAUSE YOUR FAT ASS WILL NEVER ENDORSE AVON!!!

PUNTA.
Juwanna says – reply to this

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I like Avon. And I'm hot. So suck it.
kayla says – reply to this

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she needs to go away. shes famous for being an annoying little bitch. i hate her.
AJ says – reply to this

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You realize that most of your readers aren't A-list celebrities who are using the most high-end products on the market, right? I think it's great that stars (and I use that term losely when it comes to LC) are representing products that real people actually buy. Snob, much?
B says – reply to this

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Um Perez you are aware that Salma Hayek also indorses Avon right?
Why don't you talk about her (I have to gain 90lbs because I'm pregnant)ass?
I don't use avon products but it's mean to say low rent not everyone can afford chanel makeup, I must say that who in the hell know's Lauren other than orange looking people
Jackie says – reply to this

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Mark is a GREAT brand…stop hating!
RDOGGY says – reply to this

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FUNNY HOW PEOPLE WAY AT THE BOTTOM HOLLER FIRST, LOL.
lupeluvsperez says – reply to this

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jerk…hey avon is so so…but anyway…salma's done avon too!!!
Leidy says – reply to this

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Perez, what you don't know is that other celebrities have promoted Avon products. Did you know Salma Hayek did too??? I don't think it's low rent like you say so stop hating!!!!
mwahahaha says – reply to this

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she has a flappy vadge
Tina says – reply to this

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Salma Hayek did Avon, there's nothing wrong with it, it is a quality company that has been around for years and years.
Vivian says – reply to this

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Salma Hayek has been doing Avon for over a year… does that make her low rent too?
bill says – reply to this

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i
i'd love 2 blow my load on her face, & let her rub it in!!!
me says – reply to this

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as apposed to having a website like this where the main point is shitty self promotion. Or maybe what will be a short lived VH1 show. Perez, you would jump at the chance to endorse ANYTHING. As far as attention whores go you are at the top of the list
Lila says – reply to this

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This is so old news!
LILA says – reply to this

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Perez this is so OLD news!
Terese says – reply to this

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There is something about her that is phony that I can't stand but I wouldn't call it low rent. I would call it cheap make up. WELL DESERVED JIZZ…. and I don't like her because she really can't sing.
Sarah says – reply to this

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i LOVE HER! She may be "nobody" but at least she doesnt have a criminal freakin record!!!

loooooveeeesssss it
Jen says – reply to this

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Avon is a multi-million dollar business. Mark is the number 2 selling trend brand in the world. There are tens of thousands of mark and avon reps in the country who make a good living selling it….so SOMEONE is buying it. In fact, I would contact a mark rep ASAP. They could have helped you when you had those terrible pictures taken for URB magazine or whatever the crap it was….your face was terribly red! Quit hatin'!
griffic says – reply to this

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I love lauren
Jenn says – reply to this

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AVON IS GREAT & NOT ALL OF THEIR PRODUCTS ARE CHEAP!
Kari says – reply to this

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hello airbrush! go put more eyeliner on lc
divabunny says – reply to this

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why does she have the nickname beefcurtains? i know what it means, but where did she get it from?
Sam says – reply to this

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Avon is the new MAC…finally
becky says – reply to this

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team lauren!
h.popculturegirl says – reply to this

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You know Selma works for Avon too—-And I don't see you with any endorsements. You such an ass sometimes.

Besides- MARK is awesome.
Iheartlc says – reply to this

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i love lauren! shes beautiful
Lauren says – reply to this

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She's so pretty!!!
angie says – reply to this

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Actually, mark. has really great, more high-end type cosmetics!
nessa says – reply to this

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BEEF CURTAINS HERSELF!!! LOL
me says – reply to this

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Paris is screwing CISCO ADLER! you KNOW perez will never report that!

www.hollywoodheathens.com

www.hollywoodheathens.com
becca says – reply to this

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team kristin
melissa says – reply to this

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Hey Perez- Not all of us make an insane amount of money..so, to call "MARK" low rent is just being a snob.
Manda C.K. says – reply to this

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The link goes to an article about LI LO.
Sally says – reply to this

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Mark is actually a really nice cosmetic line and very expensive. While it's not Chanel or Dior, Mark is a pretty good place to be. But I do think the picture is terrible!!
MC says – reply to this

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This girl is really not that bad. She is young, pretty, getting paid to endorse a product and MARK/AVON is acutally created by MAC. She would be stupid to turn it down. All of you idiots who by the way have an awful way of speaking "cun*" - are you kidding me? Get over it!
Sarah says – reply to this

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did you forget that salma hayek did avon……and i don't think theres anything wrong with her career!
Natasha says – reply to this

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I can't wait for The Hills Season 3!!
cmb21 says – reply to this

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So now you don't need ANY talent to get an endorsement? Real models must be PISSED that this worthless, overprivilaged bitch is stealing work from them.
bebe says – reply to this

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i dont know why you think lauren is the only female on this earth with "beef curtains", that nickname is unnecessary, gross, and offending, just stop, really .
kelly says – reply to this

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i think she is gorgeous and sweet! TEAM LC!!!
seventeen reader says – reply to this

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this was the SAME picture as in the seventeen magazine spread last year. the hair is in the same place. it's the same picture. it says her make up in the spread is l'oreal paris…
Berenice says – reply to this

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I've heard that many of those "high-end brands" are exactly the same thing they sale at your neighborhood drug store. they just sale for ridiculous prices because of the name. I buy all kind of makeup nars,lancome, mac including avon and cover girl so what ?? i wouldnt call it low rent..what a snob!!!
17 reader says – reply to this

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this was the exact picture from her seventeen spread LAST YEAR FOR THE AUGUST 2006 ISSUE. she was wearing l'oreal paris make up according to seventeen. she's still gorgeous. every piece of hair is in the same place.
Yu says – reply to this

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Avon and mark have amazing makeup, none of it is cheap
B says – reply to this

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YOUR AN ASSHOLE! YOUR A FAT, UGLY, PATHETIC EXCUSE OF A HUMAN BEING. GROW THE FUCK UP.
Yu says – reply to this

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and avon wasn't created by mac, its been around for almost 50 years mac's been around like 10-20
hahahha says – reply to this

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this girl is such a joke. she has horrible skin. she's not even a good choice for a makeup line. gross picture. not only that, she's boring as hell. if it weren't for kristin, lb would have sucked and if it weren't for heidi, the hills would suck. she's gross and owes her small amount of fame to other people. i hope she crawls under a rock and never comes out.
Michelle says – reply to this

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Hey I am an AVON Representative and sell this stuff and I still find it funny that Lauryn Conrad would choose to be the face of mark! haha
Michelle says – reply to this

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BTW… I USE mark makeup and i LOVE LOVE LOVE it. It's actually a REALLY great line!!

Not only do I sell it… I am also a client HAHA
Curious says – reply to this

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I know what "beef curtains" means, but why is Perez calling her that? How would he know what she has going on down there??
juicegem says – reply to this

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She is actually a very nice person…maybe if you actually spent the time to get to know her, you would change your mind. And the products are GREAT! GREAT price and quality…the team at mark is exceptional and knows what they are doing…YOU GO GIRLS!

Perez… at least she is not pulling a Lohan, Hilton, Brittney or a Nicole episode..

Let's hear it for a positive role model for once…and so what if she has big curtains…sex is primal.. we all do it. get over yourself!
Angie says – reply to this

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Beef curtains?! God Perez, you're such a pig. You and Brandon Davis — two of a kind. As if either of you would have first-hand knowledge about any woman. Pigs.
HEY SHONA!!! says – reply to this

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I think Kristin is prettier than Lauren but Lauren is nicer .
Thank you.
HEY SHONAAAA

GLASGOW FOR SPICE CITY
Hills rules says – reply to this

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#80 & #82 - why do you still have magazines from last year, or why the hell do you remember this? S-A-D

Lauren rules. a) not a crackhead, b) no DUIs, c) no babies, and therefore no babydaddy drama, d) career, e) somewhat of a brain.

Her only faults thus far are 1) dating losers, 2) being friends with losers and friends with loser boyfriends

I actually enjoy the Hills. I don't consider her attractive, or not attractive, but at least she is not into some bad shit….well not that we know of yet!
Angie says – reply to this

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Lauren Conrad isn't exactly an A-list movie star (or any-list movie star) so commercial ads are what is expected of her. I dont' recall you talking shit about Eva Longoria, Queen Latifah, Penolope Cruz ads, to name a few.
Kat says – reply to this

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must not be that bad of a gig since Salma Hayek used to be a spokesmodel for avon.
V says – reply to this

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i love lauren, she is a very beautiful girl!!!
Donna says – reply to this

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I use avon a lot but when I saw her I thought I need to stop if she is their spokesperson.
Donnad says – reply to this

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OOPS AVON
Hahaha says – reply to this

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Haha I love the coke traces left under her nose. That's how she lost that weight. Coke whore! Perez you're hysterical.
ss44 says – reply to this

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Bitch with no apparent beauty
Bunny says – reply to this

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#73….Mark is NOT expensive at all. That is their hook. It's a great line as well as the rest of Avon. Avon Anew skincare line kicks major ass.